Random Pixelated Tree Climbing Adventure! by RelFexive

I love it, I love it, I love it! Haikus, Darth Tater (whomever he may be!), tree climbing, making champagne. It's like the the perfect life only pixelated! I love that word too.

Something has come over me ladies and gentlefolk. I don't want to alarm anyone but I'm feeling this strange sense in my soul. If I didn't know any better I'd say it was happiness. OMG! That's it. I'm happy. It can't last. This kind of random joy never does.

Right, I wants me some champagne dammit. How are those grapes coming? If we stomped them to the Steps song 'Stomp', would that help?

Hee hee. Ha ha! Tra la la....

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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
For those who believe no explanation is necessary, for those who do not no explanation will do.
"Bukkake, Shut up Alison!" Jonny Wallet Tourettes
"Alison, don't you know this world is killing you?" - Nathan Fillion sang me a song!

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:09 PM

As an after thought. How does champagne get it's little bubbles I wonder?

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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
For those who believe no explanation is necessary, for those who do not no explanation will do.
"Bukkake, Shut up Alison!" Jonny Wallet Tourettes
"Alison, don't you know this world is killing you?" - Nathan Fillion sang me a song!

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Casualty:
As an after thought. How does champagne get it's little bubbles I wonder?

Yeast is involved. How, exactly, I'm not sure.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:32 PM

There must be some sort of CO2 as well right?

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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
For those who believe no explanation is necessary, for those who do not no explanation will do.
"Bukkake, Shut up Alison!" Jonny Wallet Tourettes
"Alison, don't you know this world is killing you?" - Nathan Fillion sang me a song!

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityPunk:
I cant bring myself to take my darth tater out of the box

which might be a hindrance in the battle

Not necesarilly. They could be battling the pupal form of Dart Tater.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:38 PM

CITIZEN

Beware the Imperial Traffic Wardens...

"You can't park you're Landspeeder here Buddy!"

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Casualty:
There must be some sort of CO2 as well right?

The CO2 is, I believe, a byproduct of the fermentation process. With wine making the carbon dioxide is allowed to blead off with champ and beer it's kept in. Hence the happy bubbles.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 12:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityPunk:
I cant bring myself to take my darth tater out of the box

which might be a hindrance in the battle

Not necesarilly. You could be battling with the pupal form of Darth Tater.

Edit: Um, that was weird. I thought I'd posted this then I couldn't find it so I posted it again and then I found the first post right where I couldn't see it before. So sorry about the double post.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Monday, March 6, 2006 9:08 AM

Rel, did ya see? Someone made a Serenity Haiku thread! I'm sure they must have been lurking in here and have stolen your idea!

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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
For those who believe no explanation is necessary, for those who do not no explanation will do.
"Bukkake, Shut up Alison!" Jonny Wallet Tourettes
"Alison, don't you know this world is killing you?" - Nathan Fillion sang me a song!

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Monday, March 6, 2006 11:00 AM

RELFEXIVE

Really? The swines!!

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."
"SUMMER!!"
http://www.theshadowdepository.co.uk/index.htm

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Monday, March 6, 2006 11:31 AM

Mondays and fevers
Serenity is poorly
coughing is no fun

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

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Monday, March 6, 2006 2:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Mondays and fevers
Serenity is poorly
coughing is no fun

Somebody need some chicken soup and a trashy novel I think. *dave pulls a thermos of hot chicken soup and a trashy novel out of his climbing bag and pases it to CMS* Feel beter soon.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Monday, March 6, 2006 2:26 PM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Mondays and fevers
Serenity is poorly
coughing is no fun

Same here

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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Monday, March 6, 2006 2:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Mondays and fevers
Serenity is poorly
coughing is no fun

Same here

Well here's a thermos of soup and a trashy novel for you too. Get better soonly.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Mondays and fevers
Serenity is poorly
coughing is no fun

Somebody need some chicken soup and a trashy novel I think. *dave pulls a thermos of hot chicken soup and a trashy novel out of his climbing bag and pases it to CMS* Feel beter soon.

Thank you, but what I really want is root beer and a hot bath. I just had the two of those, so I should be pretty content. Now, I'm just going to borrow this here sleeping bag...

It's soft and cozy
and always where you need it
TWGy's sleeping bag

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Mondays and fevers
Serenity is poorly
coughing is no fun

Same here

Citizen is ill
misery loves company
sleeping bag for two

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(I think I need help
I've caught the haiku fever
I can't make it stop!)

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 4:41 AM

N0SKILLZ

Oh no! i gave everyone the cold i have!

Oh and don't work out when your sick, it makes you really sore *goes back to bed cause it hurts*

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 5:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Thank you, but what I really want is root beer and a hot bath. I just had the two of those, so I should be pretty content. Now, I'm just going to borrow this here sleeping bag...

Right. Plenty of rest and get well soon.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 5:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by N0Skillz:
Oh no! i gave everyone the cold i have!

Oh and don't work out when your sick, it makes you really sore *goes back to bed cause it hurts*

I've got chicken soup and trashy novels. Hope you're feeling well soonly.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 6:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by N0Skillz:
Oh no! i gave everyone the cold i have!

It's all NoSkillz' fault
my current pain and mis'ry
and haiku fever

(poor NS, sorry you're suffering with the rest of us. Want a spot in the sleeping bag with the rest of us sickies?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 6:40 AM

SIMONWHO

Haiku observation:

That Weird Girl has fewer syllables than TWG.

And also those of you who are currently suffering from bird flu, do not infect those of us who are remaining pure on the site. Wash your hands please.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 6:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
And also those of you who are currently suffering....

Here's a llama, there's a llama and another little llama.
Fuzzy llama funny llamma, llama llama duck.
Llama llama cheesecake llama. Tablet brick potato llama
Llama llama mushroom llama, llama llama duck.

I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake (?)
I was only three years dead but it told the tale
And now listen little child to the safety rail.

Did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama?
Llama llama tastes of llama, llama llama duck.
Half a llama, twice the llama, not a llama, farmer llama
Llama in a car, alarm llama. Llama llama duck.

Is it how it's told now, is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob ankle cold.
Now my song is getting thin and I'm out of luck.
Time for me to retire now and become a duck.

-- Burton Earney --

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Right. 'Nuff said.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 7:01 AM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

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Crayola
You cannot have my beer - Jonathan Woodward
Neil Roberts has the most amazing smile ever and he gives the best kisses
*stands up*
My name is Carol and I thought Oklahoma was in Texas, now I have been enlightened by the almighty actor/country rock god that is Christian Kane....I was not forced to say this in any way
*sits down*

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 7:05 AM

Yep, that's the one. Be my sig, most days.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 7:08 AM

The sawyer one is funny too

if you watch lost that is, but if you dont, then i suppose its kind of not

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Crayola
You cannot have my beer - Jonathan Woodward
Neil Roberts has the most amazing smile ever and he gives the best kisses
*stands up*
My name is Carol and I thought Oklahoma was in Texas, now I have been enlightened by the almighty actor/country rock god that is Christian Kane....I was not forced to say this in any way
*sits down*

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 7:17 AM

I humbly confess to being lost. Not much of a tv-type, actually. Itsa miracle I ever saw this amazin' sci-fi western show.... And, yay, ere I ever did!

Brought me in a roundabout way to all y'all feller eedjits, which, y'know, is a good thing.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 7:28 AM

course its a good thing

for we are loverly peeps

well i am, not sure about the rest of them, its questionable

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Crayola
You cannot have my beer - Jonathan Woodward
Neil Roberts has the most amazing smile ever and he gives the best kisses
*stands up*
My name is Carol and I thought Oklahoma was in Texas, now I have been enlightened by the almighty actor/country rock god that is Christian Kane....I was not forced to say this in any way
*sits down*

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 7:30 AM

SP,

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 7:32 AM

ooooh smooches

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Crayola
You cannot have my beer - Jonathan Woodward
Neil Roberts has the most amazing smile ever and he gives the best kisses
*stands up*
My name is Carol and I thought Oklahoma was in Texas, now I have been enlightened by the almighty actor/country rock god that is Christian Kane....I was not forced to say this in any way
*sits down*

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:18 AM

WILDIGSTART

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Haiku observation:

That Weird Girl has fewer syllables than TWG.

Perhaps for those that say the letters. I usually just kinda blend them together like a word...kinda like twig. So it all depends if you're a speller or a sounder.

I do it for several folks. TRM is trim. KOL is coal. PR is, okay his is PR not purrrr. And not CMS because comes is kinda not, um, well, for those with a dirty mind...anyway....I hope you all get well soon!

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Haiku observation:

That Weird Girl has fewer syllables than TWG.

And also those of you who are currently suffering from bird flu, do not infect those of us who are remaining pure on the site. Wash your hands please.

And you know what has even fewer syllables? Saying "Twig" instead of T-W-G.

*achoo!*

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by wildigstart:

Perhaps for those that say the letters. I usually just kinda blend them together like a word...kinda like twig. So it all depends if you're a speller or a sounder.

Great minds and the alike-thinking!

Quote:

And not CMS because comes is kinda not, um, well, for those with a dirty mind...anyway....I hope you all get well soon!

I never thought of that! More

ing

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 9:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityPunk:
The sawyer one is funny too

if you watch lost that is, but if you dont, then i suppose its kind of not

I think I liked this one better. Though they is both very funny. I wish I could write something like that. A firefly one would be cool!

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For those who believe no explanation is necessary, for those who do not no explanation will do.
"Bukkake, Shut up Alison!" Jonny Wallet Tourettes
"Alison, don't you know this world is killing you?" - Nathan Fillion sang me a song!

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 12:08 PM

RELFEXIVE

Car in garage till
Thursday at the very least.
Expensive car hire.

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 12:58 PM

SIMONWHO

Why settle for Llamas when you can have...

http://artistic-insanity.net/song/daleksong.html

(Caution, mild spoilers for New Doctor Who which starts 17 March on Sci-Fi in the US.)

Ooo, I should do my car crash haiku.

Crash! Oh my goodness.
"What did you do that for? Damn.
Should have looked forward."

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Tuesday, March 7, 2006 1:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RelFexive:
Car in garage till
Thursday at the very least.
Expensive car hire.

Here, have some soup and a tra.... Oops that only works for colds. Sorry about the car thing.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Wednesday, March 8, 2006 10:22 PM

LIMINALOSITY

I go away for a week to fall madly in love, become an archery goddess, listen to a fabulous Irish band, get a promotion, a raise, and sing karaoke, and you guys have a Haiku festival! I'm envious! I laughed like a lunatic all the way down the thread
Well, I'm crappy at haiku, much better at making up silly words and nicknames.
I've missed you all.

pixelated Rel!
forever would I cherish
a haiku from you

Aztecs used the term firefly metaphorically, meaning a spark of knowledge in a world of ignorance or darkness.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 1:08 AM

N0SKILLZ

Glad Limmy had a good weekend.

Did everyone know that Dane Cook is a funny... umm.. it rhymes with witch?

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 1:31 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Quote:
Originally posted by wildigstart:
Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Haiku observation:

That Weird Girl has fewer syllables than TWG.

Perhaps for those that say the letters. I usually just kinda blend them together like a word...kinda like twig. So it all depends if you're a speller or a sounder.

I do it for several folks. TRM is trim. KOL is coal. PR is, okay his is PR not purrrr. And not CMS because comes is kinda not, um, well, for those with a dirty mind...anyway....I hope you all get well soon!

I always think Twiggirl. Weird, huh?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 4:32 AM

Very!

I need some help, O Britishy-types.

I was trying to explain "squidge" to the uninformed. I defined it as "a hug, only squishier."

What do you think? Have you a better definition?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 4:40 AM

CITIZEN

Think what happens when you jump on a carton of Milk...

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 5:01 AM

N0SKILLZ

*thinks about jumping on a carton of milk* I think i'd just get milky...

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 9:23 AM

RELFEXIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by liminalosity:
pixelated Rel!
forever would I cherish
a haiku from you

It's very hard to
Get 'liminalosity'
Into a haiku.

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I need some help, O Britishy-types.

I was trying to explain "squidge" to the uninformed. I defined it as "a hug, only squishier."

What do you think? Have you a better definition?

I think that just about sums it up

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 9:40 AM

A squidge is a hug,
it's just a bit squishier.
Now you know, limmie!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Thursday, March 9, 2006 10:39 AM

LIMINALOSITY

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity: "a hug, only squishier."

Good, yes, this please. Citizen's definition of "squidge" is a bit too bukake for me.

Speaking of making a big mess with foodstuffs, I used to babysit brothers who enjoyed filling their white socks with ketchup packets, then lumbering around like Godzilla, squashing the screaming hordes beneath their feet, and watching the blood flow. It was fun, I'm good at laundry, their mother never cared.

Thanks for the 'ku, guys!

My limi is too
cumbersome for some of you?
Shall I find a new?

Hmmmm, people seem to think the 'gettin' all bendy' means drugs, which, no, the reference is about yoga, and seeing around corners. So maybe I should change the whole thing, because I'm not as scary or insane as some would think. Maybe not so liminal anymore either. What do you guys say? New character for Limi? I value your opinions.

Aztecs used the term firefly metaphorically, meaning a spark of knowledge in a world of ignorance or darkness.

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 11:10 AM

I SAY BUKKAKE

YOU SAY

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Crayola
You cannot have my beer - Jonathan Woodward
Neil Roberts has the most amazing smile ever and he gives the best kisses
*stands up*
My name is Carol and I thought Oklahoma was in Texas, now I have been enlightened by the almighty actor/country rock god that is Christian Kane....I was not forced to say this in any way
*sits down*

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 11:45 AM

SERYN

ickle fluffy carrots?

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Thursday, March 9, 2006 11:56 AM