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Melam wrote:
Monday, March 06, 2006 23:29
Two prostitues are crossing the street. The first turns to the other and says, "No soap, radio."

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I dont get it.. am I thick? :)

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Calhoun wrote:
Tuesday, March 07, 2006 15:35
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Mark wrote:
Monday, March 06, 2006 06:59

Twelve spheres of unendurable brightness spalled the velvety blackness of space.
The silence on Lester Tourville's flag bridge was absolute
And then the spell was broken as Shannon Foraker looked up from her console from where she had just sent a seemingly innocent command to the main computers of State Security's finest Superdreadnoughts.
"Oops." She said.
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I know the names Lester Tourville and Shannon Foraker.. but cant quite place where from..

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Originally posted by tealcandtrip:
Gandhi use to walk around all the time with no shoes on, so his feet were really tough. He also frequently went on hunger strikes, which made him weak and, as normal, as caused bad breath. However, it is also said because of his hunger strikes, he also had visions.

So: Gandhi was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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Originally posted by zoid:
One woman with a certain hair color notices another woman of the same certain hair color walking on the opposite river bank from herself. She yells, "Hey! How can I get to the other side?"

The other woman replies, "Duh! You're already on the other side!"

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Originally posted by Calhoun:
He would lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

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Ahem! And WHAT hair color might THAT be?

Hmmmmmmm?

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Calhoun wrote:
Saturday, March 04, 2006 21:10

A friend of mine had his credit card stolen recently but decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Originally posted by gotkaylee:

Okay I'm going to jump in here with one, because it's late and I just can't help it.
Let me preface this by saying that I am in fact blonde, and I still think blonde jokes are hilarious. So please don't judge me too harshly...

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