If the woman from Firefly were flavors, what would they taste like? by agirlyman

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If the woman from Firefly were flavors, what would they taste like?

POSTED BY: AGIRLYMAN
UPDATED: Thursday, March 16, 2006 04:48
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 1:42 PM

Well we know now that "Zoe" taste like "Sweet butter", but that got me thinking about all the other sexy woman on FF. Kaylee is a no brainer, she definately would taste like "Sunshine", Inara would be "Heaven", River I bet tastes like "Passion fruit", and Serenity would of course taste like "Freedom".

P.S. Oh yeah, and Saphron would taste like a mouse trap on your tongue!

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 1:53 PM

WILDIGSTART

huh.

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 3:18 PM

DARKJESTER

Well, River is made of chocolate.....

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 3:19 PM

PENGUIN

I'll be in my bunk...

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 4:48 PM

KWICKO

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I figured Kaylee would taste like strawberries. Inara... something exotic. Dates maybe? (Kind of a pun on her profession, too!) :)

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 4:49 PM

KWICKO

River - hard to pin down. It's like a whole lot of flavors mixed together. Can't quite make out what it is, but it's got a helluva kick.

Zoe would taste like whatever the Cap'n tells her to taste like. Sir.

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 5:54 PM

ANGELKING

You know... River would be like Sour Apple...
That would make sense right?

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 7:08 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

Quote:
Originally posted by agirlyman:
Well we know now that "Zoe" taste like "Sweet butter", but that got me thinking about all the other sexy woman on FF. Kaylee is a no brainer, she definately would taste like "Sunshine", Inara would be "Heaven", River I bet tastes like "Passion fruit", and Serenity would of course taste like "Freedom".

P.S. Oh yeah, and Saphron would taste like a mouse trap on your tongue!

AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!?

Tee Hee

Since nobody else said it......

CHICKEN, they'd all taste like chicken

Must be the reaver in me.........

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 7:40 PM

CEDRIC

I have to agree that Kaylee would taste like strawberries. Inara would have to be the richest chocolate around, perhaps coupled with some kind of exotic fruit. Zoe would have to involve hot peppers. River--yeah someone else pegged it right with sour apples.

And Saffron is already named after a spice, so duh.

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 8:22 PM

LIMINALOSITY

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:I figured Kaylee would taste like strawberries.

You have obviously never taken the pleasures of Buffy: it's Willow who tastes like strawberries. In fact, the eeevil Rack who tastes her essence, nicknames her "Strawberry."

Oh, what an evil thread! Oh, my evil brain that made me read this evil thread of the flavors of woman! Now I will have to imagine this and tell you what I imagine. Curse my inevitable ability to imagine!
There must be subtlety, not a single flavor, but a symphony of flavors, a jazz improvisation, a rock and roll noodling around on a riff of flavor....
Zoe: apple and peach with cinnamon
Kaylee: pineapple cream soda
Inara: cognac heated in a snifter, with a jasmine blossom floating in it
River: chamomile with a hint of cherry
Saffron: would be the most mysterious and alluring of all, why do you think so many men have fallen to her charms...raspberry orange and vanilla

.....I should conjure the men now, but then I would need my bunk!

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:27 PM

MATTCOZ

Kaylee: strawberry (duh)
Inara: chocolate (endorphins, same effect as sex)
Zoe: hot cinnamon (very spicy)
River: sour apple (lil crazy.. in a good way)
Yo-saff-brig: turkey (makes you sleepy*)

* yes i know it really doesn't, but the myth fits nicely so i used it

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 9:51 PM

RUXTON

River: Sweet and sour c...

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Thursday, March 16, 2006 1:45 AM

AGIRLYMAN

Gino said "Chicken"

lmao!

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Thursday, March 16, 2006 2:16 AM

SCORPIONREGENT

YoSaffBrig is the tricky one she so complex. I'm thinking cyanide, a vague taste of almonds and Pow! you're dead.

What would Nandi have tasted like, maybe Jack Daniels and rootbeer on the rocks.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006 2:35 AM

CBY

They taste like what the Matrix wants them to.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006 4:46 AM

EMPXENU

Inara - cherries. 'Cause she's a blossom.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006 4:48 AM

GRIZWALD

River has gotta be spearmint. No question.

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