CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #17 - Too much Mudder's Milk? by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #17 - Too much Mudder's Milk?

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 28, 2006 08:19
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:09 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

So lets' cut to the chase, and see last week's winning caption from FITZ!

Now that's my kind o' stupid!

Now, fast like a freak, we have Morena and Adam here in a picture that was suggested we use for this week (and since it is funny looking AND I am lazy

I decided to use it!)

Morena: The truth behind the needle? It made me do The Chicken Dance...like this!

Okay, really lame, but I'm sure you'll inspire greatness in my future captions with shiny captions of your own!

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:14 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Morena: You roll it and you pat it and you mark it with a "B"!

(ooh, I'm first! Scary!)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:23 AM

SAB39

Morena demonstrates the dance that got cut from Shindig

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:34 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Yeah, Macarena.

David

"A lot of people are asking me, you know, what exactly is Firefly? It's a tv show you morons!" - Joss Whedon

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 12:39 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Morena: Yay, MacaMorena! (see, inspired!)

OR

Morena: So Alan was teaching me to juggle geese...

OR

Guy in the background: Whoa! Nathan is naked and doing the limbo...I sooo gotta film this!

OR

Morena: Wheels on the bus go round and round...

OR

Inara was taking "Casual Day" at the Companion Academy a bit too liberally

OR

Jayne: Inara, you've just bedded your 1000th client, what are you going to do next?

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 12:42 PM

PSOLARIS

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 2:16 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Morena: Wait... wait.... Hold On... Hold on Adam..... OK... Got it! Got my left hand!

Adam: Yay! U did it!

*Blamm! PDC shoots himself for comment*

OR

*PDC applies dermal mender*
Adam: This Hypnosis thing is gonna be fun.

________________________________________________
U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 2:55 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Ok...how's about:

Inara: So...I had the client all nice and comfortable in some padded restraints when...

Mal: OH! I can't be hearing this.....

Jayne: Bizui, Mal! I KNEW 'Nara had some good whoring stories!!

BEB

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 5:53 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MORENA:"So in this scene from a planned episode that we never got to film, Mal and Inara finally get together, and they are in a position like this..."

ADAM:"Say it into the mic!!Please!!MORE!!"

OR

MORENA*drunk*:"Ssooo this onetime, me and nathan were together ataparty, and we went into the bedroom and..."

ADAM(thinking):"OOohhh MAN this is gonna be good blackmail!!!"

OR

Morena does her interprative dance, while singing the "Fruity Oaty Bar" song.

OR

MORENA:"Next week, on the O.C.--"

ADAM:"Oh boy!Spoilers!"

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 6:52 PM

JUSTSHINY

Morena: (doin' her dance (?) thing)

Nathan (in background): *Does drinkin' sign with hands, shakes head, and then nods head**

__________
That's the best I can allude to. You know in the outtakes?

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 6:59 PM

THEREALME

Morena: "And I could never get that 'cross-your-arms-and-blink' thing down, and so that's why I didn't land that role in the 'I Dream Of Jeanie' remake.

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 7:13 PM

MATTCOZ

You guys took all my ideas.

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 7:24 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Morena: Down came the rain and washed the spider out....

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 7:26 PM

JUSTSHINY

Morena does her best impression of the Gecko doing the robot.

(wahh-wahh, wahhhhhhh)

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 7:44 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Morena: OOOH! OOH! I found my elbow! Look! It's right here!
Adam(thinking): They're paying me DOUBLE the next time I make a public appearance with her...

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 7:49 PM

CHRISPV

Morena proves that, in fact, her milkshake DOES bring all the boys to the yard, and demonstrates to Adam that it is, damn right, better than his.

OR

The continuing adventures of Phil, the luckiest microphone in the universe!

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 8:58 PM

RADAR

Inara: I'm hip. I'm cool. Look.. tuc atuc atuc atuc atuc atuc atuc...

"There's no place I can be since I found Serenity..."

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:13 PM

FITZ

lol it must be my week, win the shiny caption game, have my suggestion accepted "it was the best day ever!"

Adam: uh oh, looks like the rhophipnol is kickin in a little early...

or

Adam: (thinking) ok next time she blinks ill swing the microphone up an batter her in the nose, then i can take her part in the next film. Why shud she get to wear all the fancy clothes.

or

Adam: ok the bloke with the camera is lookin away, now i shall realise the gas from my specially adapted microphone

Morenna: son of a wh...*collapses*

Men of Honour - coming soon to a Blue Sun Room near you...

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:44 PM

RHODRI

Quote:

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:49 PM

TOWELIE

Morena: Wheelers. Return to Oz. Scared the hell
out of me. Remember those... those little
wheels? Went round on their hands?
Horrible.

Adam: Yes, but back to the Shindig dance...

Morena: You know, I think Joss got something
from that. Wheelers? Reavers? Wheelers?
See? Both demented, both frightening,
both have wheels for feet...

Adam: I uh... I can't... What?

Men of Honour - No...No it's not...

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Wednesday, March 15, 2006 5:07 PM

CHOLLETT

Morena: "So then at the wrap party, we were all soooo drunk by then because we were told we were cancelled, and we started doing this dance like this.."*twirls arms around eachother*"..and NOBODY knew why, not even us..."

OR

Morena: "..and then after that step we did the Kanye West move from Gold Digger, you know, where you tilt your head over your shoulder looking back..."

OR

Nathan's diabolical plan is set into motion when Morena is immobilized by his call to her cellphone vibrating nonstop in her pocket, and Adam fulfils his end of the plot when he moves the mic to her mouth...

OR

Morena: "Oh, would you look at the time! Time to go see the chiro, my back is KILLING me."

OR

Morena: "..and Christina Hendricks was sitting down, but had no idea that we had Kaylee's "little friend" on the chair..."

OR

Morena: "...and i don't know HOW many times someone fell victim to the dinos on the chair, like this..."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006 7:09 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Inara: So after Mal hit the cat with the Mule, it flipped and rolled...

OR

Adam: Here! Do your impression of Raquel Welch from Naked Gun 33 1/3!
Morena(matter-of-factly): I don't think so, Adam.

OR

While Inara may have gone to the Companion Academy, it seems Morena only went to the Mime Academy.

OR

After another long day shooting, as Joss termed it "Companiony" scenes, Morena found herself unable to sit properly and wondering how many "cutscenes" were being viewed on the internet. It didn't help that Adam kept insisting she re-enact them with the microphone as a "prop".

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Thursday, March 16, 2006 7:29 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Gina (OS): "Thanks for the re-enactment, Morena!"

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, March 17, 2006 6:27 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

(only a those Browncoats who know Gojiro will get the full effect of this)

Adam: That's not funny. Really. See how I am not laughing?
Morena: Well, it's amuuuusing to meeee!

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Friday, March 17, 2006 8:47 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:

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Morena busts a move with the latest dance craze taking Firefly conventions by storm - the Companion Haka!

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Friday, March 17, 2006 6:38 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Morena: When the turkey is completely defrosted, you take the stuffing and poke it into the cavity, like this...

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 10:28 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Man in background (praying): Wardrobe Malfunction, Wardrobe Malfunction, please god,Wardrobe Malfunction!

---------------------------------------------
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 10:43 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Adam: What's your favorite scene from "A Dirty Shame"?

Morena: The scene when she visits her mother in the retirement home and she...well, I can't really descibe it, I'll just have to reinact the scene.

I am SO going to the special hell for that one.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 3:39 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Morena: ...and you do the hokey pokey...

AND YOU VOTE! That's right, voting time!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/972308

As always, vote for 2 you like! Okay, well sometimes we vote for 3, but usually we vote for 2. So, stop reading this waste of bandwidth and go vote for 2 captions you like best!!! Dong ma?

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Monday, March 20, 2006 4:49 AM

LVS2READ

bump!

"I love my captain."

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Monday, March 20, 2006 6:41 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*le bump*

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:36 AM

GAZERBEAM

Quote:

False Start!
Number 73, Offense.
Five Yard penalty, repeat first down!

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 1:57 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by GazerBeam:

False Start!
Number 73, Offense.
Five Yard penalty, repeat first down!

bwah AHA AHHAHHA HAHAA HHAA!

Perfect!

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U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006 6:45 AM

GAZERBEAM

bumpty dumpty

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006 7:29 AM

SNOFI

Adam: so, when's the baby due?

Morena: ?!

Objects in space- Simon: I'm a doctor and my sister is a ship. We had a strange childhood...

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006 7:31 AM

SNOFI

Morena: no you idiot. i said the water! The water!

Adam:...

Objects in space- Simon: I'm a doctor and my sister is a ship. We had a strange childhood...

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006 7:44 AM

CITIZEN

Somehow I missed this...
But I saw this pic and thought...

Inara: Well my favorite postion from training went a little like this...

Or

Phil was about to become the luckiest water bottle in the world...

Or

Morena: Hold on, I've been drinking sodas all day so this should be a ripper...

CitizenIsOfficially the sickest Browncoat...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006 2:14 PM

OTMA

"Same as it ever was . . .Same as it ever was . . ."

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 9:24 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

gorramit! I can't seem to access the webpoll.

As soon as I do, a new Caption 2 Tightpants will be up!

Sorry for the delay! Nothing to see here. These are not the droids we're looking for. Keep your laser handy. Goo goo ga joob. NOT MANDATORY.

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006 5:59 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

OKay, it's been like a week now, and I still can't get into sparklit and get the poll results. Is anyone else having trouble with the link?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/972308

I can't even get into www.sparklit.com *sigh*

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006 6:07 AM

PSOLARIS

I got in. Did you want me to PM you with the results?

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006 8:19 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

please! Thank you!

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