THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #29-Still flying! by CunningOrangeToque

OMG! I can hardly believe it. The one about the pants was so very Joss-y.

For this one, I sing a song to an old, old tune:
Two-Fry, don't bother me,
Two-Fry, don't bother me,
Two-Fry, don't bother me,
For I belong to some-bod-ee.

But there is more percolating through the tank and out into the leach-field of my tiny, twisted mind.

Be Ye Warned, says I!

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Monday, April 3, 2006 9:29 PM

JIGMAN

E! True Verse Story: The Mad Hatter After Wonderland. Sex, Drugs, and Mudder's Milk.

Next, after these important broadwave messages.

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All good things must come to an end.

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Monday, April 3, 2006 9:38 PM

SINGATE

It never occured to Patience that Two Fry was just like Samson: once his hat was shot he just laid down and died.

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 1:34 AM

Upon seeing Inara derobe Two Fry litterally blew his top...

Or

Sparrow Farts: Deadly.

Or

NASA's latest cost saving venture, rocket propelled top hats, need a little work.

Or

One Fry
Two Fry
Three Fry Four!

Oh, no more Fry...

Or

(deliverence music) Heheh looky here pa...

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No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 1:54 AM

JAMESTHEDARK

In the 'Verse, bad Abraham Lincon impersonaters... don't impersonate twice.

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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 3:02 AM

BSCPANTHERFAN

Lacking his grandfather's writing ability, Theodore Giesel III had to take whatever jobs he could find to get by.

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 3:07 AM

BSCPANTHERFAN

Wash: I swear, I spent about six months on this moon where the primary fashion was these hats that misted out chocolate. My hand to God!

So who is he?
He's my husband.
Well who in the damn galaxy ain't!

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 3:11 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Warning! Top Hats are not bulletproof!

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 8:14 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Man: Chip, chip, cherrio!
Joss(os): Cut! I need western, not british!

Keep shiny!

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 11:45 AM

OURMRSWASHBURNE

Wash: I said I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity, not a Fire at Two-Fry opportunity...

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 12:10 PM

Mal (OS): Fire Fry!

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 12:54 PM

CHOLLETT

Two-Fry's secret was revealed as, once shot, he deflated and was revealed in his true form: One-Fry.

OR

Two-Fry: "Yup, that's me, two-fry. Wait a minute, how can i be two-fry if there's only one o' me?"

OR

Mal (OS): "You're fired."

OR, an elaboration...

Mal (OS): "Two-Fry. You're Fired."
Donald Trump (OS): *Nudge* *Nudge*
Mal (OS): "Would someone pay Mr. Trump?"

OR

Two-Fry, revealed to be THAT Fox Exec, got his just desserts.....

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 12:57 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

New, from Whitehall Gentlemans Fasions, Stovepipe hats, with Real Stovepipe Smoke*!

A must for any shindig, brouhahah, or gun fight.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 1:38 PM

Bullet (OS): Gorram it, I just got away from a hwoon-dan in a stupid hat!
Jayne (OS): Hey!

Or...

Bullet (OS): Jayne, Two-Fry... any moment Badger'll show up and we'll have a stupid-hat-trick!

Or...

Two-Fry: What? I'm not a hero? But this guy from Canton told me that if you wear a stupid hat and steal from folks...

Or...

Two-Fry: Man walks down the street in a hat like this, folks know he's not afraid of anyAARGH!!!

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 1:39 PM

NOW ON EBAY! Two-Fry action figure, GQ Edition, mint condition, original sealed box.

bun
-- bastards sang to my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 1:42 PM

Jayne: That hat makes you look like an idiot.

bun
-- BDHs signed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 2:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Jayne: That hat makes you look like an idiot.

How did I do all those Jayne/TwoFry parallels and not think of that one?

Incidentally, surely the title of this thread should be "Still frying"?

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 2:17 PM

Octopus (OS): I said let them blow your mind, not your hat...

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 6:43 PM

LOL, sab -- "still frying," and the Octopus caption.

This pic and the last Joss pic should be shown together as the reason behind a failed pitch to potential sponsors: Men's Warehouse, Hair Club, Dr. XYZ Intensive Dentistry, The Mad Hatter, Norelco, Gillette....

bun
--- Bester singed my turtle ---
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 6:49 PM

JACKEBROWN

You got My vote!

If Book was in Intelligence before finding God,does that mean He's a Shepherd Spy?

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 7:01 PM

JACKEBROWN

Frying Tonight!

Mmmmmm..Supplement Bars...

If Book was in Intelligence before finding God,does that make Him a Shepherd Spy?

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 7:01 PM

Hell, I don't care that it doesn't fit the picture, your sig gets my vote!

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 8:33 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Right then...let's try this:

(shot fired and hits Two-Fry)

Patience: Dammit!

Mal (OS, snickering): Uh...Patience...(snorting)...you having problems with....your personal life?

(Two-Fry deflates as Mal and Zoe fall over laughing)

BEB

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 9:27 PM

SERYN

When Fox told Joss that they had decided to go with a second season, Joss was cautiously over the moon.

When they showed him the Beauty and the Geek reject they wanted to replace Jayne, he reacted badly...

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Wednesday, April 5, 2006 12:05 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Mal(OS): Umm excuse me sir but your hat is smoking.

or

Forget the Dickens story, this is what you'll like if you ever ask for more.

or

Ever since he was a child Jayne had this thing against top hats.

or

In a bid for world domination Joss places a likeness of a British Royal on screen

or

Nathan(OS): Prince Charles, didn't know you were coming.

or

Joss needed to cut back on cast wages, he resorted to paying British porn star to act for him.

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Wednesday, April 5, 2006 2:56 AM

So, the colonies are starting on the Brits eh

Neighbours, coming soon...

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Wednesday, April 5, 2006 1:07 PM

I'm embarrassed to have even thought of this one. Not so embarrassed that I'll refrain from posting it, though...

He's tore up plenty, but he'll Fry-Two.

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Wednesday, April 5, 2006 1:13 PM

JAMESTHEDARK

Top Hats: NOT MANDATORY

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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:06 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
So, the colonies are starting on the Brits eh

Neighbours, coming soon...

You gotta admit though he could be a double for any of the Males, or Camilla Parker Bowles.

I remember the royal wedding on TV> I was playing Risk an Kicking Arse!

Oh and a another one:

News Flash: A terrorist faction has suddenly shot Camilla, whom not long ago married Prince charles. Here are a few shots taken by bystanders.

.....
"It's just an Object"
[IMG][/IMG]

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:09 AM

LOL

Though I could get all political and say something about Australian Immigration policy...

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 3:21 AM

STICK

here's my caption:
"The irony is his other hat is a kevlar helmet."

"Once you've been to serenity you never leave... you just learn to live there"

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 3:29 AM

SILLYLITTLEDUCK

Oooh, I like that one, I vote that other hat kevlar armor thing. Do you vote on this sorta thing? or does someone just decided? well I like that one best, it's the only one thus far making me laugh out loud

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:54 PM

JACKEBROWN

Two Fry- "This Hat makes ME Look like an Idiot,Cobb?!"

If Book was in Intelligence before finding God,does that make Him a Shepherd Spy?!

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 9:49 PM