The Fireflyfans Virtual FIGHT CLUB by chrisisall

Stop crowding! Everyone will get their chance!

I sense a bump in the Force Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:05 PM

*JOSSISAGOD grabs CHRISISALL in a wrist lock and sends him flying over the wheel of his chair*

*Then looks down as CHRISISALL tries to escape*

THANKS this is the most fun I've had in years, it's also my first fight.

I try to be a good Buddhist/Taoist

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:28 PM

*CHRISISALL summons his chi, and breaks free, sending JOSSISAGOD back thirty feet into a support beam that snaps in two, bringing the ceiling down*

Got any more tricks, J?

Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:36 PM

*Despite having just got back from training where he was leg swiped and fell on his wrist which hurts and is still watching Battlestar Galactica from the corner of his eye Citizen catches Jossisgod, twists him into an arm lock and dramatically spins him around his immobile arm on to the floor.*
How d'ya like them apples

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:44 PM

*CHRISISALL grabs AURAPTOR's ( he's still unconscious) leg and swings him around, slamming CITIZEN with him, driving CITIZEN two feet into the floor*

Take that, varlet!

Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:52 PM

*temporarily distracted by the Cylon interrogation scene and the flying AURaptor, Citizen is caught unawares.*
It's on like Donkey Kong Beeaatch.
*Citizen executes a flawless distance close followed by a scissor quick. Surprisingly ChrisIsAll blocks but Citizen moves in with a palm strike to his sternum knocking him into the supporting strut, breaking it in two.*

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:53 PM

As a matter of fact, "Yeah, I do!", Blade.

*JOSSISAGOD hops back into his chair, wipes the blood from his lip and knocks C'ISALL back into another support beam with a well placed palm-heel to the sternum.*

anymore support beams busted down, and we both die! I've made peace with my dear and fluffy Lord, have you?
All in good fun of course.

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 1:58 PM

*JOSSISAGOD, takes the moment of Citizen's distraction to send Citizen into a wall complete with a broken fore-arm!

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:02 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

RUE enters - looks around - does a handy outer foot sweep of jossisagod followed by a floor pin. But fails to look behind where ...

Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:04 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

where ....

Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:05 PM

*Chrisisall stands and unexpectedly dives into the remaining support, smashing it and diving out the window in one move. The whole roof collapses.*

I always did have a way of bringing down the house!!!heh heh

Arrogant Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:07 PM

CHEATER!!!!

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:08 PM

*Chrisisall sees movement in the rubble, goes over to look*

Survivors!!??!!

Stunned Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:13 PM

Well it might not have been the one I was looking to take down with me but, "well, here I am."

JOSSISAGOD, gets up, and with the strength he has left bows out of the fight.

Your good C'ISALL, maybe we'll do it again some time after I recoup from my injuries!

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:17 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

But RUE snuck out the back before it all went down ... ready to come back another day.

tricksy this one

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:21 PM

This ain't over!!
*Chrisisall looks on as Jossisagod heads away at apparent warp speed.*

Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?

Zod-like Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:23 PM

*Chrisisall sees Rue vacating*

I'll see you in RWED,Pal!!!

Rude hand-gesturing evil Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:29 PM

Wise guy eh
*Citizen's arm reforms*
Wow, didn't know I could do that, that's kinda cool. Perhaps it's all the stem cells I've been eating.
*Citizen moves in and swiftly places a knuckle in JossIsGod's sternum pressure point, making him gag*
How d'ya like that?
*Citizen executes a full roundhouse and launches JIG into a far wall*

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No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:39 PM

In case you hadn't noticed C'ISALL gave me a beating I'm not going to forget soon and I thought I'd left. but if you want some more I think the only thing left to heal is some internal bleeding.

*JOSSISAGOD gets back in with Citizen and gives him a Jayne-like pile drive into the floor, which inevitably beaks Citizens virtual neck! Gonna take a while for that to heal Citizen! In the meantime JOSSISAGOD gets the hell out'a dodge!*

Well, it's been fun but, now can I have a few hours to heal?

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 2:41 PM

Well I guess I didn't read that bit

Got caught in other things while I was posting.

But it's okay, I have another.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 3:10 PM

*Chrisisall waves.*

Heal up and come back for another buttstomp, ha ha!
I have others to thrash!

The Rampaging Chrisisall

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 3:16 PM

MILFORD

*Milford headbutts Chrisisall from behind, sending him sprawling*

Rule number eleventeen of Firefly Fight Club, always pay attention so that you don't get headbutted.

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Leaning into the wind that used to carry me-Stavesacre
That's why I don't kiss'em on the mouth- Jayne Cobb

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 3:34 PM

I think I'll quit while I'm behind, but thanks! You are a true master!
*JOSSISAGOD Kneels before CHRISISALL*
And NEXT time it won't be MY butt that gets stomped!
JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 6:51 PM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

RUE peeks in - all is quiet, everyone is gone -

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

last one standing is the victor !

that's ME if you didn't notice

still tricksy I am

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 8:05 PM

KINROEDARKSTONE

*KinroeDarkstone runs full speed at Rue...only to find that it's all over. Everyone has left and the lights are all off.

Wash: Closing in.
Zoe: Planet's coming up a might fast.
Wash: That's just 'cause I'm goin' down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all.
Mal: Well, if that happens, let me know.

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Thursday, April 6, 2006 9:44 PM

*Citizen steals the title belt and defly escapes*
Heh heh heh, the perfect crime

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No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Friday, April 7, 2006 5:29 AM

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .....

Nearly everything I know I learned by the grace of others.

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Friday, April 7, 2006 5:58 AM

OLDFOGEY

*applauds!*
Good show, good show!
*wants more big strong funny guys pounding each other to smithereens and demolishing buildings with bare hands*

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Friday, April 7, 2006 6:17 AM

HERO

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
*Chrisisall grabs Hero and side kicks him, sending him through the wall and into a pool nextdoor.

At first I considered responding in kind. Then I realized that this is really some kind of terroristic threat. So...

Hero calls pals at the FBI who owe him a favor for 'losing' the evidence in a DUI case involving the Deputy Director for Counter-Terrorism. Chrisiall is sitting at his computer contemplating another round of virtual Hero bashing when black-clad members of the FBI Hostage Rescue Unit burst through his door and through him to the ground securing his hands and placing a bag over his head. Hours later Chrisiall arrives in a foriegn country detention center. Large men speaking what sounds like polish then proceed to attach wires to his genitalia and "juice him up" all the while screaming in broken english "you Al Queda, tell us where!" Three days later Chrisiall is dumped from a black SUV naked and bleeding by the side of the road outside Tuckerton, New Jersey, muttering "Bush in '08, four more years, four more years".

H

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Friday, April 7, 2006 6:46 AM

WILDIGSTART

heheee

I was gonna challenge Chisisall, but I think he needs some recoup time...Citizen, think you can handle a little girl?

*wildiggy channels her inner Chuck Norris: roundhouse kick to the head. Citizen stumbles but does not fall, he spins, prepared to strike the combatant, but she's shorter than that. She steps on his right foot, then his left, kicks him in the shin, palm to the throat and then twists his arms behind his back, kicking out his knee, he buckles to the floor....

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

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Friday, April 7, 2006 7:21 AM

BIBBLEDY

* BIBBLEDY enters, limping with her cane, looks around, and before anyone can sideswipe her, ducks and slams it to the ground. All but BIBBLEDY and the already unconscious CITIZEN are caught in the shockwave and collapse. BIBBLEDY stands up and whistles through her thumb and pinkie. *

Alright, boys, let's get to work!

* As construction crew enters with jacks and I-beams and heavy equipment, BIBBLEDY pulls out her blueprints and the crew begins to reconstruct the demolished building. *

* Time passes. *

* BIBBLEDY inspects the finished product and smiles. Meanwhile, the fighters, including CITIZEN, are starting to regain consciousness. *

That'll do. And next time, y'all, please call me BEFORE the building collapses. It makes it so much easier to fix.

* BIBBLEDY and her crew exit the shiny, newly-remodeled and LEED-certified building. *

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Yessir, Cap'n Tightpants!

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Friday, April 7, 2006 8:15 AM

*Chrisisall, bloody as McClane, makes it back to the Virtual Fight Club and pulls an Operative on Hero from behind, sending him crashing to the floor.*

Feel like Mal, NOW?!?!

ChrisisallHa ha ha

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Friday, April 7, 2006 8:20 AM

*Chrisisall sneaks up behind Wildiggy and sweeps her, catches her and uses her feet to slam Citizen, who lands on his wrist.*

Take that, you person-who-waits-tll-no-one's-around-to-fight kind of person!!!

*Drops Wildiggy on her head*

OOPps! Didn't mean that.

Butterfingers Chrisisall

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Friday, April 7, 2006 8:23 AM

Not so fast, Kinroe!

*Executes a perfect 'Six Million Dollar Man' drop kick, sending Kinroe through the other wall.*

I'm better, stronger, faster!

Steve Chrisisall

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Friday, April 7, 2006 8:24 AM

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Originally posted by Bibbledy:

* BIBBLEDY and her crew exit the shiny, newly-remodeled and LEED-certified building. *

Thanks, but it's already got another hole....

Send me the bill Chrisisall

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Friday, April 7, 2006 8:57 AM

I'm Citizen I'm 24, and my dads Bruce Lee I'm riding around in his JCB!
*Citizen launches wildigstart through the opposite wall with his dad's JCB*
I'm digging up the Fight Club woah-ooo!

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Friday, April 7, 2006 1:38 PM

BIBBLEDY

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Thanks, but it's already got another hole....

Well, a hole I can handle without a crew!
* patches hole(s) *

Quote:
Send me the bill Chrisisall

No charge--you're part of my crew.

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Friday, April 7, 2006 1:44 PM

WILDIGSTART

*Wildiggy crawls out of the rubble, she wipes a trickle of blood from her forehead and dusts off her clothes*

Heh, you got to do better than that.

*she cracks her neck and then launches herself at Citizen. They tussle for a bit, throwing punches and kicks, until she gets a good swing at him and knocks him into Chris. She quickly grabs both their hair and slams the two heads together...she rights Chris, grabs his wrists and spins him, letting go mid spin...he crashes atop Citizen*

You see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted!--Momma Roxy

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Friday, April 7, 2006 1:46 PM