Stealing advertising from Burma Shave by FutureMrsFIllion

When you're flustered/
In the 'verse/
Don't forget your/
Chinese curse!/
FIREFLY!

When your pilot's/
Name is Wash/
You're a flying/
Leaf, by gosh!/
FIREFLY!

... Like that, you mean?

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Friday, April 28, 2006 3:21 PM

Exactly!

Ecellent verse there! Shiny!

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 4:07 PM

Men of honor/
And deceivers/
Tracked through space/
By hungry Reavers/
FIREFLY

The cows are in/
The cargo bay/
And Mal will fight/
Another day/
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Friday, April 28, 2006 4:32 PM

Kaylee's intrigued/
Mal's in a funk/
Inara's in "counseling"/
Jayne's in his bunk/
FIREFLY

bun
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Friday, April 28, 2006 4:34 PM

Book is prayin
Simon is stayin
Jayne is betrayin
Firefly

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 5:07 PM

A herd of cows
In the cargo hold.
Who gets to clean up
After that load?
Firefly

Jayne's a hero
From the air
Books showing
His scary hair.
Firefly

Early's hunting
through out the boat,
I wonder how far
He's gonna float?
Firefly

This is fun!

****
RMMC

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Friday, April 28, 2006 5:08 PM

For those young'uns who have no clue what this is about, here's a link to a nice site:
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma1.htm

Great... now I'll lie awake half the night thinking up new FIREFLY roadside signs...

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Friday, April 28, 2006 5:14 PM

Well it is only right, I have these gorram limericks poppin out all over. I am like a gremlin fed after midnight and doused with water - my kids are avoiding me- they ask a question, I recite a limerick. And I haven't even got to dirty ones yet. hmmmmm what rhymes with bunk?

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 5:31 PM

Patience shot/
Her blunderbuss/
Mal said, Why make/
Such a fuss?/
FIREFLY

When Wash told him/
Zoe's mine/
Mal told Wash/
To get in line/
FIREFLY

Here they come/
The hands of blue/
Now we'll meet/
The real you/
FIREFLY

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Friday, April 28, 2006 5:34 PM

Books hair is a scare
Earlys got no more air
River's under Simons care
Firefly

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 5:39 PM

Simon, at/
The Eavesdown Docks,/
Brought aboard/
A fateful box/
FIREFLY

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Friday, April 28, 2006 5:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DonCoat:

Great... now I'll lie awake half the night thinking up new FIREFLY roadside signs...

And I'll be wondering how I put them up along the highway I live next to without getting caught by the troopers.

In the Valley/
Mal lost faith/
Now the Valley hounds him/
Like a wraith./
Firefly

****
RMMC

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Friday, April 28, 2006 7:02 PM

If Jayne is no hero/
And River's no ship/
Is Book a true Shepherd?/
What happens next trip?/
FIREFLY

Owned by Higgins/
Or his ilk?/
Drown your woes/
In Mudder's Milk/
FIREFLY

Two big engines/
Kickin' dust/
Big Damn Heroes?/
Ain't. We. Just!/
FIREFLY

His pants are tight/
Her midriff's bare/
Their ship will take you/
Anywhere/
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~

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Friday, April 28, 2006 8:55 PM

I have no shirt/
No pants, no hat/
Does this rock make/
My *ss look fat?/
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Saturday, April 29, 2006 1:46 AM

Okay, bun, you officially owe me a new keyboard.

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 5:40 PM

Bunny - I would get up from the floor, but when I do I see that and start laughing myself off the chair again.

Wouldn't it be shiny to really put these up?

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 5:43 PM

YoSafBridge is gettin frisky
but with her it could be risky
Shephard warns of special hell
Malcolm kissed her then he fell
Firefly

How many husbands has she had
When Malcolm shes her he gets mad
She says she wants to plan a caper
Inara locks her in with paper
Firefly

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 6:39 PM

DonCoat wrote:
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Okay, bun, you officially owe me a new keyboard.
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DonCoat, you've no idea how happy you've made me. In all the years I've been on the Net I've never scored a board!

(got several to go to even it up, in fact!)

The last few have got me LOLing.
"Inara locks her in with paper"
Sheesh.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 10:06 PM

Space so vast/
Ship so tiny/
We're at dinner/
All is shiny/
FIREFLY

Tazed in back/
Mal gets combative/
Renders foe/
In-Operative/
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Sunday, April 30, 2006 8:17 AM

Oh, this is good. You guys always bring me the very best roadside signs.

Wash at the helm/
The boat's on track/
Leaf on the wind/
Watch how I - gack!/
FIREFLY

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 11:40 AM

Sooooo glad I wasn't eating, DonCoat.
That was just plain cruel.
And high-larious.

Want to hide/
A Reaver crowd?/
Answer's simple:/
Ion cloud!/
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Sunday, April 30, 2006 2:54 PM

Little River/
Having fits/
Gave her brother/
Apple bits/
FIREFLY

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 4:18 PM

Simons geeky on a date
Kaeles gonna have to wait
Zoe's finally found a mate

Firefly

Not my best, but you guys rock!

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 4:25 PM

Our Captain's down/
Our ship a-drift./
That catalyzer/
Is a gift/
FIREFLY

Severed ear/
In Niska's hanky --/
Watch out, dude!/
The crew is cranky./
FIREFLY

Triumph settlers/
Have a rite./
Mal's a hubby/
Overnight./
FIREFLY

Saffron's flesh-y/
Captain's heat-y./
Special hell/
Or "Good night, sweetie?"/
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Monday, May 1, 2006 3:52 AM

Kaele talks about her nethers
River doesn’t hit with feathers
Malcolm talks about the weather
Wash is dead, I tell you NEVER
FIREFLY

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Monday, May 1, 2006 3:54 AM

I have been trying to rhyme Nishka for the limericks! Excellent!

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Monday, May 1, 2006 5:34 AM

Wash lands like a downy feather
Inara "services" crew never
River is very clever
Malcolm comments on the weather
FIREFLY

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Monday, May 1, 2006 7:36 AM

FollowMal is really shiny
Fox execs bite the hiney
Lets all go and drink some wine /y
With Firefly we're feeling fine /y
FIREFLY

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Monday, May 1, 2006 8:29 AM

MAGHAFFAR

Bun, YOU RULE AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi-larious, poignant, risque...

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Monday, May 1, 2006 9:01 AM

Frozen girl in a box
Operative clever as a fox
Mal takes some brutal knocks
Inara squeezes out some jocks
FIREFLY

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Monday, May 1, 2006 1:22 PM

Bible's broken/
Too much hair/
River got/
A shepherd scare/
FIREFLY

Mal rips off/
A 'liance train/
Zoe notes/
A missing brain/
FIREFLY

The cover art's/
A diorama/
Psychic girl/
And - what, a llama?/
FIREFLY

Remember, when/
The storm gets rough/
We'll pass through it/
Soon enough/
FIREFLY

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Monday, May 1, 2006 2:33 PM

River's box is kinda chilly/
Wash and dinos - really silly/
Niska gives a girl the willies/
Whitefall is very hilly/
FIREFLY

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Monday, May 1, 2006 3:33 PM

Lovely, lovely!

Zoe's tough,/
A Big Damn Risk-ah,/
Leads the crew's/
Assault on Niska./
FIREFLY

We're new grads/
So please admire us,/
Singing nekkid/
On Osiris./
FIREFLY

Wetware smuggling?/
Who'd'a thunk?/
But Tracey's broken/
Womack's junk./
FIREFLY

No touching guns?/
A silly rule./
Let River do/
The math, you fool./
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 5:12 PM

bun, yours are terrific!

From his mom/
He gets a hat/
It may look silly/
But don't tell him that/
FIREFLY

At the service/
There was no talk/
As they took him/
For his last walk/
FIREFLY

All are dead/
Book's our friend/
Let's hang them on/
The ship's front end./
FIREFLY

Inara's wave/
They watch and clap/
Til the Captain stops/
And yells, 'TRAP!'/
FIREFLY

****
RMMC

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 5:29 PM

LOL, RMMC, yours, too.

I'm no lion;/
You're a Tam./
Punch from Mal--/
Well, here I am/
FIREFLY

Planet swings/
Though stick is static./
River's food/
Is problematic./
FIREFLY

No need now/
To ask what's up; it's/
Hoban Washburne's/
Shadow puppets./
FIREFLY

Swordfight lessons/
Mal finds draining./
Now he's had/
Companion training!/
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Tuesday, May 2, 2006 5:30 PM

Simons got a shiny box
Malcolms always been bad with locks
Alliance Mole hailed a ship
Pain is scary Jayne will quip
FIRFLEY

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 11:19 AM

Is it Christmas?/
Goodness sakes/
They'll all be there/
When Mal awakes/
FIREFLY

Book was not/
A killer, was he?/
But on kneecaps/
Bible's fuzzy/
FIREFLY

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 12:09 PM

I'd give my eyeteeth/
And some molars/
If Jiang Yin/
Had no post-holers./
FIREFLY

Now see my pretty guns/
She said./
He hung his holster/
From her bed./
FIREFLY

Four years now/
It's been a mystery:/
Just what IS/
Book's secret history?/
FIREFLY

I may go North/
I may go South/
I never kiss 'em/
On the mouth./
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 3:47 PM

*sprays screen*

Okay, bun, you need spew warnings for those of us indulging in beverages.

During filming/
Light refracting/
Turned out it was/
Just Nathan...acting/
FIREFLY

Mal's pants/
Work hard to cover/
He bent over Kaylee/
And split another/
FIREFLY

Going on a caper/
Caused River to shrug/
Until on the way back/
She swallowed a bug/
FIREFLY

****
RMMC

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 4:47 PM

LOL @ RMMC

Jayne is "reading"/
(He's so clever)/
"Nabbed by hill-folk - /
Best day ever!"/
FIREFLY

Mal tastes cold steel/
And wants to whine,/
But in the end/
It's Ath supine./
FIREFLY

Was there e'er/
A sight so dire/
As Alan Tudyk's/
Pants on fire?/
FIREFLY

River has/
A transient wish:/
"Bullet in the brain-pan - /
Squish."/
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 4:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

I may go North/
I may go South/
I never kiss 'em/
On the mouth./
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

Thanks a lot, I just spit diet coke all over my ruttin keyboard!

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 5:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

I may go North/
I may go South/
I never kiss 'em/
On the mouth./
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23

Thanks a lot, I just spit diet coke all over my ruttin keyboard!

Yep, that's the one what made me spray my computer screen.

It definitely needs a spew alert. And Alan's shorts may be in that catagory, too.

In the war
Zoe was stealthy/
For her it was/
The way to stay healthy.
FIREFLY

The BDM/
We like to see/
But where were llamas/
In that grand movie?
FIREFLY

The use of batteries/
Kaylee laments/
I could hear more/
Jayne comments./
FIREFLY

The Big Damn Movie/
Was hard on Mal's guts/
And for Jayne/
It was hard on his nuts./
FIREFLY

The folks of Miranda/
Layed down and died/
Reavers stayed upright/
Now we know why./
FIREFLY

*****
RMMC

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Wednesday, May 3, 2006 7:05 PM

LOL, you guys. These next are a bit un-polished.

My sin is Pride?/
In point of fact,/
My sin is Wrath/
If I'm attacked!/
FIREFLY

When it comes/
To Reaver raids,/
Jayne prefers/
To bring grenades!!/
FIREFLY

Badger's tea/
Is best of all./
The secret is:/
Wood alcohol./
FIREFLY

Mal encountered/
Wife-that-was./
Bloody tissues/
Stuff his schnozz./
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Thursday, May 4, 2006 1:12 AM

OURMRSWASHBURNE

My turn!

Inara tried
not to mock:
Nekkid Mal
sat on a rock.
FIREFLY

Kaylee likes
the dock vacations,
poor old Mal
got shot by Patience.
FIREFLY

Kaylee chases
River; why does
that inspire
slashfic writers?
FIREFLY

Scarier things
than pain of Niska's?
Zoe thinks it's
Wash's whiskers.
FIREFLY

Doc's in therapy,
lost his grip;
seems his sister
is a ship.
FIREFLY

Si likes Kaylee,
Book's a monk,
Mal loves 'Nara...
Jayne's in his bunk.
FIREFLY

Book was sure that
she was jokin';
River thinks
his Bible's broken.
FIREFLY

River said
to worried Jayne:
"I can kill you
with my brain."
FIREFLY

We were screwed
by naughty Fox,
but we think
Joss Whedon Rocks.
FIREFLY

Zoe's no ammo!
Jayne thinks "God,
glad I've got
my swingin' cod."
FIREFLY

Do not call
Inara "whore".
Ath tried that.
Not any more.
FIREFLY

Saffron's chest
does not matter.
She's enhanced?
Wash was flatter...
FIREFLY

(sorry, I love me the Wash, but after you've seen Alan do the "Zoe, I got a splinter!" line, it's hard not to giggle now and then. So I'll counter the silliness with a nice Wash-based one:)

Leaf on the wind,
ride the black.
We will hold
til YOU get back.
FIREFLY

I may have to write some more of these soon! *hee*

- Our Mrs W

ps. oooh, one more. Had to. Sorry.

Mal is thinking
of revengin'.
See that, Crow?
that's an engine.

_________________________________
I'll be in Wash's bunk.
....hiding from Zoe...

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:26 AM

STEAMER

*jumps in*

Shepherd's hair
Was wild and free
And that's what caused
River to flee
FIREFLY

Malcolm aims
To misbehave
Browncoats shout and
Cheer and rave
FIREFLY

When River has
Some lousy days
Simon needs
His secret phrase
FIREFLY

Through the dump yards
Kaylee's sifting
"Compression coil
Busts, we're drifting"
FIREFLY

River grabbed
The gun and
Dropped three
"No power
In the 'verse
Can stop me!"
FIREFLY

Shoot the lawman
From the Core
Dump him out
The airlock door
FIREFLY

Canton folk
Gave Jayne
The shudders
Hero worship?
Ruttin' mudders!
FIREFLY

Wash and Zoe
Kaylee, Simon
Mal, Inara
Love Boat's climbin'
FIREFLY

~
'Eta Gorram Na Smech!'
(That's gorram ridiculous!)

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 6:40 AM

ZZETTA13

Avoid the/
Sepcial Hell/
watch the show/
You'll love so well,
FIREFLY.

Z

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 1:04 PM

Ammo's running low,/
By God:/
Three full mags/
And swinging cod./
FIREFLY

Two-Fry has/
A fancy hat./
Jayne pulls trigger,/
Knocks him flat./
FIREFLY

Crew at Nandi's,/
Keeping promise,/
Energizing/
Jayne's John Thomas!/
FIREFLY

Mal has Saffron,/
Jayne has Vera./
Mal won't trade/
For love or lira./
FIREFLY

Without Zoe/
(My grand passion)/
I'd take you/
In a manly fashion./
FIREFLY

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Thursday, May 4, 2006 2:04 PM

STEAMER

Wash ain't sure
Of starting
A fam
Zoe don't give
A good gorram
FIREFLY

Gorram, ruttin'
Shiny, 'verse
Funny words
And Chinese curse
FIREFLY

When hiding psychics
You don't need
To give Blue Hands
A nose to bleed
FIREFLY

Everyone hail
The great Alliance
Just can't cope
With Mal's defiance
FIREFLY

You can see
Little Kaylee smile
For seven hundred
Thousand miles
FIREFLY

~
'Eta Gorram Na Smech!'
(That's gorram ridiculous!)

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Thursday, May 4, 2006 5:28 PM