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Thursday, April 27, 2006 11:02 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

There once was a man named Jayne
Who from greed found it hard to abstain
He turned in simon and river
And felt fear down to his liver
When she said "I can kill you with my brain"

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 12:01 PM

OURMRSWASHBURNE

There once was a Shepherd called Book,
The Abbey's kind Orders he took.
But River said "Scary"
when he got too hairy,
And Zoe just had to go look.

There was a big merc who caused pain
But he wept like a girl, it was plain,
when the mudders did riot
(though now he'll deny it)
for their hero - the man they called Jayne.

The engine room's where you might see
A girl by the name of Kaylee,
though Mal wants to face
those 'monkeys from space'
That messed up his Se-ren-i-ty.

The pilot we know and adore:
Hoban Washburne (just look at him soar)
But his colourful shirt
Makes my eyeballs just hurt
and I find I'm a bit dino-sore :)

Zoe is Wash's dear wife,
Followed Mal through the Browncoated life.
She'll rally the group
and she makes good wife soup,
but she'll kill with her pinky in strife.

Simon, also Doctor Tam,
stole his sister and froze her like ham.
How odd that this bloke
really can't take a joke
and don't even dare say Gorram.

River's quite cuckoo they say,
and Reavers who get in her way
end up on the floor
very dead - and what's more
she kills them while doing ballet.

Mal Reynolds went to a dance
and ended up dueling by chance
With Atherton Wing
(Over 'Nara, sure thing)
and now he's called Cap'n Tight Pants.

A Companion Lady by law
Inara is beautiful, sure,
but how she can yell
(Boy, Mal thinks it's swell
whenever he calls her a whore!)

Well Fox thought they'd cancel our show,
and the Browncoats all said "heavens no!"
Please get Joss on track
we'll hold til he's back
Joss: Say when you're ready to go.

Enjoy :)

_____________________________________
I'll be in Wash's bunk...
...hiding from Zoe

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 12:04 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Color me in awe of the "henna-haired englishwoman"!

And send me some Pimms! Its a bloody beautiful day and I feel like sipping some and eating warm strawberries in the sun!

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 4:07 PM

For companionism men seek the
charms of Inara,

While somewhere in Mals heart he's
filled with horror,

cause deep down hes a wishin,

They could "cook" but not in the kitchin,

and never again would he be calling her a whore-a

sizzle

Z

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 4:07 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION and OURMRSWASHBURNE,

you ladies can do some space jammin

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 5:49 PM

There once was a gal named Kaylee
who was nothing like Ace Frehley
I don't have the time
to think of a rhyme
and something about a ukelele

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 6:19 PM

there once was a pilot named Wash,
Who never got Serenity lost,
But in a moments bad luck,
Took a pole through the gut,
And will never say "sir" to the boss.

Z

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Thursday, April 27, 2006 6:23 PM

Hats off to you OurMrsWashburn! I love a good limerick,especially the one about Joss & Fox.Don't think any of mine would be proper enough for this site though!You written any fanfics?

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all"

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Friday, April 28, 2006 9:09 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Malcolm and Simon won't hug
Cuz River, she swallowed a bug
Zoe is waiting
While they're still debating
And Jayne gives that arrow a tug

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 9:11 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

LOL

I am still trying to rhyme hypotenuse!

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 9:15 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Simon doesn’t like Malcolms excuse
It seems Mal only likes "whats of use"
When Zoe says "Sir"
Wash gets mad at her
While River defines hypotenuse

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 9:20 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Inara seems to stop time
Malcolm just looks for more crime
Kaele is waiting
To with Simon start mating
And gorramit Jayne drops a dime!

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 9:22 AM

I got nothin'.
But I'm in awe of the rest of these!

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Friday, April 28, 2006 9:28 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

These are just crap! I promise that I can do better!

Wash and Zoe have strife
Cause Zoe is not Malcolms wife
They fight and they fuss
But for all that they cuss
Zoe wants Wash back to life

sniff sniff, I am a little teary now!

Everyone wants to know how
River can talk to a cow
She worried they were lost
Flown through space at what cost
But she knows they're all better now

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 10:00 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I am sorry! I can't seem to stop! Someone put a bullet in me!

Inara says she not a whore
Before you enter best knock oh her door
Malcolm is hating
Athertons proposal shes debating
Cause he knows that he loves her more

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 10:18 AM

Book boared the boat Serenity,
To see the worlds he wanted to see,
But with a quiver of his lip,
Said" I'm on the wrong ship."
Inara said " Maybe you're where you oughta be."

Z

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Friday, April 28, 2006 10:21 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

excellent! Book reference!

Its on now!

limerumble in the 'verse!

Kaele was happy as can be
"No power in the verse can stop me"
The fighting she'd shun
Cause she was scarred of a gun
So River had to kill all three

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Friday, April 28, 2006 10:24 AM

FMF the posting here was very fun to read.

I've really enjoyed them.

Z

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Friday, April 28, 2006 10:33 AM

Inaras companion stories are hot,
Will she tell them to Jayne? I think not,
Some think hes a hunk,
Running down to his bunk,
But he ain't whistling dixie down there,lol

sorry for that last line

Z

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Friday, April 28, 2006 10:59 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

If he ain't whistling dixie, what IS he doing?

One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave!

Nathan doesn't know it yet, but I am his one true love! Is that weird?
(he will believe, he will believe)

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 1:30 AM

FMF polishing Vera me thinks

There once was a girl named Saffrin,
Who married Serenitys captain,
It really was all fake,
Gave Mal a headache,
He shoulda asked Dr.Simon for aspirin

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 2:37 AM

EARTHTHATWASWOLF

Mal is the cap o'serenity
The fan girls all think he is sexy.
They flock to his side to try get a ride
He'll be dead after the first ten or twenty

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 5:36 AM

"Joss,"said Morena Baccarin,
"If you're writing me something to star in,
A magic lasso
Might conceivably do
But I'd rather a film with Inara in."

Glitch

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 5:54 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Sarah dialed up Joss
said she I am sitting in moss
the fans are a screamin
its firefly they are meaning
could Buffy give Malcolm a toss?

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 6:28 AM

Well, I ain't even gonna try to write one, but I'd like to tell all you guys you rock! Great job, all of you!

------------------------------------------------

All my fanfics at http://www.freewebs.com/witch_annie/

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 7:12 AM

Firefly.net home of creative browncoats

There once was a man named Badger,
Getting coin was all he was after,
Whether legal or not,
Didn't matter a lot,
As long as his wallet got fatter

Z

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 11:42 AM

Now I am learning about scary.

There once was a pilot named Wash,
Who soared like a leaf and said, "Gosh,
This telephone pole
Made a really big hole,
And my story's been put on the kibosh."

(Ooooh, I know it's a stretch.

)

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 1:30 PM

SERVANTOFKUSHIEL

All of these are really amazing! Good job everybody. So fun and creative. A great thread!

Okay....

Inara got a wave from Nandi
She said, "Need me a crew that is handy.
Got me a girl full of baby
Need to look to their safety."
Now Jayne says, "It's time to get randy."

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 2:10 PM

Limerick is a city and the county seat of County Limerick in the province of Munster, in the midwest of the Republic of Ireland. The city lies on the River Shannon, with three main crossing points near the city centre. The population of Limerick including suburbs and environs is 93,321 while the official population of the city itself is 54,023 (CSO, 2002) due to an antiquated city boundary law.

Wait... it's possible i've made a mistake here...

"Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns." - Joss Whedon
Liu koushui de biaozi he houzi de ben erzi.

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 2:51 PM

Follow-ups to the Morena Baccarin one. I was going to do the whole crew, but really, I've got to quit.

"Oh, and Joss," Alan said, "in the sequel,
Could it actually be more of a prequel?
Or who'll pilot the ship
Who can fly and can quip
Like Wash? Unless maybe Mystique will."

"Oh, and Joss," added sweet Summer Glau,
"If even Sean Maher drops trou,
Can't I get some too?
I'm not sure with who,
But I've WATCHED lots, and think I know HOW."

"Oh, and Joss," Gina asked, "am I gorram
Pregnant or not? And what's more, am
I going to kick butt
With a nine month big gut?
Oh, I'm still Zoe? Well, then I sure am."

"In the last one, I die," said Nate Fillion.
But to tell all our fans thanks a million,
First write him some kisses
With our FutureMrs,
And don't Ripley him back half-reptilian.

That's all from me! (Well, unless I weaken!)

Glitch

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 3:34 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Glitch, I blush

You guys rock - these are great! I didn't think this thread would catch on. I am gonna have to really think hard now.

We should collect them and have a Firefly Limericks book

I would really really love to have
One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.
Or even one GORRAM Serenity day
If everyone would make up their minds.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!(it seems like there are a whole lot of ONE rings makin' everybody crazy!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave! Or we would if we weren't all carping at each other and unable to make a single damn decision

I am sorry, did I say that OUT LOUD

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 4:16 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I posted another Limerick over at the - Haken appoints 11th Hour to be official Fireflyfans.net Event Leader - thread

I would really really love to have
One summer.
One mission.
One army of Browncoats.
Or even one GORRAM Serenity day
If everyone would make up their minds.

And a bunch of Rings that make Shiny people do silly things!(it seems like there are a whole lot of ONE rings makin' everybody crazy!

Starting June 23rd, we aim to misbehave! Or we would if we weren't all carping at each other and unable to make a single damn decision

I am sorry, did I say that OUT LOUD

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 4:23 PM

FMF, have I invited you to join us over at the Appreciatin' Nathan thread on the other board?

With your name and all, I'm suspecting that I've done that.

Anyway, we have a subforum over there called Mal's Bunk. We have a Nathanary over there where we keep words we've coined because Nathan effects us so much and we've made up words. We have lots of stuff in that subforum.. anyway.. ( I sound like a teenager tonight, please forgive me.. it must be I'm tired.) I think if you join.. you should add a limerick thread to our Mal's Bunk.. you know the ones about Mal or Mal and Inara.
It'd be fun!

Think about it, if you want to join, message me with your email and I'll invite you. If I haven't already done it.

Oh, and I have no talent for these thing.. but oh boy do all of you!

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 4:26 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Yes Ma'am. You did invite me to the Appreciatin Nathan, and I surely did join, now I just have to remember what I named me

I will go on over and see about that

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 4:31 PM

See I've gotten so bibbledy, I don't remember.

Well, don't forget you have to ask to join the Appreciatin' Nathan Crew.. then after you've been accepted, you can get into Mal's Bunk.

Or.... you may have already done that too.....

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 5:25 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Zoe would sure like a shower
she needs one to smell like a flower
she'd sing a love song
Wash would follow along
but Malcoms no would just make him glower.

I was in the tub and it just sort of came to me

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Saturday, April 29, 2006 7:28 PM

PLATINUMMONGOOSE

Firefly taught me some things;
Lessons that in my head ring.
I now speak Chinese
With prowess and ease
As long as I am insulting.

Book is an int'resting fellow,
But there's something makes me want to bellow,
To scream with rage,
And to rattle my cage,
'Cause his secret Joss never may tell-o.

Woot! I did it! *Bows, wipes sweat from forehead... fearsomely*

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 10:14 AM

Nice posting guys,
Heres another one;

Mal told Jayne Saffrin wasn't for sale,
Shepherd told Mal he wasn't quite well,
And if he abused the poor girl,
Not a thing in the world,
Could keep him fron goiing to "The Special Hell"

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 4:16 PM

Now I am learning about scary.

There once was a man named Joss Whedon,
Who gave us a show we were needin',
But the Fox folk did cry,
"We must end 'Firefly'!"
And now Browncoat hopes are recedin'.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 4:22 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I am going to have to watch somemore Firefly! Gotta step up, you guys are really making it hard to match!

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Sunday, April 30, 2006 7:24 PM

SERVANTOFKUSHIEL

Mal likes to shoot folk, he's good in a fight
He's a great man, a good man, well...he's all right.
He befriended a deceiver
And a born again beleiver
Calls them his crew, now ain't that a sight?

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Monday, May 1, 2006 2:59 AM

Malcolm went to Whitefall to make a deal,
Told Jayne to go to the top of a hill,
Then went down below,
to meet Patience with Zoe,
When all Patience had in mind was to steal

Z

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Monday, May 1, 2006 3:30 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

The fans hold Firfely so dear
Its demise brought us all to tears
We try to find a way
To make Fox executives pay
Make them watch The Hulk everyday for a year!

Ariel is a shiny place
On a planet in the middle of space
Mal and Zoe steal some meds
Jaynes doublecrossed by the feds
Two by Two, hands of blue on the case

ok I am really reaching now!

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Monday, May 1, 2006 3:39 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

There once was a Valley of Serenity
Its name makes you think what it ought to be
Trouble and strife
War took a lot of life
That kind of death no one ought to see

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Monday, May 1, 2006 4:30 AM

These are great FMF
Make them watch Hulk for a year, LOL
Z

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Monday, May 1, 2006 4:36 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Zetta

Lets create our own appreciation society :) All these limericks are fantastic!

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Monday, May 1, 2006 4:41 AM

"Could you please not do that?" Simon said,
To Jayne as he sat to be fed,
Then River with knife,
Gave Jaynes chest a quick slice,
Then said " He looks better in red."

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Monday, May 1, 2006 4:46 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Nishka likes to quote Chan Yu
For you he wants a brand new view
Malcolm doesn't scrape and bow
Torture him you shouldn't do
Cuz then he'll say meet the real me now

I'll get better!

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Monday, May 1, 2006 4:59 AM

How about this one?

Here's a story of the man they call Jayne
Who came into unworrented fame
An old friend attacked him
And Jayne became quite grim
But still wasn't apportioned the blame.

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Monday, May 1, 2006 5:01 AM

FMF your very good already,

Being robbed by bandits made them sore,
The Triumph Settlers said "No more!"
Malcolm dawned bonnet and dress,
Laidies attire no less,
Why do I feel hes done that before?

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