THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #33-Not so much incense as the other thing... by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #33-Not so much incense as the other thing...

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Sunday, May 14, 2006 21:17
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Saturday, May 6, 2006 6:01 PM

Howdy all!

I hope your week has been shiny, and thank you to all who played/voted last week, making Round 32 most likely the most successful Other Shiny Caption Game Round to date! One can only hope it continues!

But, as we all know, only one could come out on top, and Round 32's winner is one who lived up to his name, perhaps?...

Sickdude!

Wash and Kaylee, in unison: Uh-oh!Jayne: Well, that's what you get. Another gosling all over the ceiling fan.

CONGRATULATIONS!

And the world's keep on spinnin' as we progress to Round #33, where we find the crew together!

MAL:"Guys, i'm trying to look all serious-like here, so who on this Earth touched my rear?!?!"

CREW:"NOT US!"

WASH:"Oh okay, you got me! Haha, sorry, i thought i could put it on Inara..."

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Saturday, May 6, 2006 6:10 PM

SAB39

Mal: Fugitives? Us? No, we're innocent! I've even got a halo, look!

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 7:45 PM

To the bushwhacked pic:

Alliance Commander: Look out for big one to the right, he's got an idea!

I think a little chaos is in order.

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 8:36 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Congrats to sickdude. That was one of my faves.
And on to this week...

This is what really happened to that luggage you checked through to SFO last Christmas.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 8:37 PM

ORPHEUS

NARRATOR: Through the Black, on the drift, Serenity delivers. Guaranteed.

WASH: Actually, I deliver. They just sit around while I drive.

MAL: Shut up, Wash.

OR

Jayne suddenly had a bright idea.

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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 8:45 PM

SAMEERTIA

Wash: See! See!? See me NOT TOUCHING Jayne?

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 10:00 PM

MAGHAFFAR

DIRECTOR: "Uh, Nathan? Great pose there, but could you please stop humming "O Canada!" through your nose so we can finish the shot? Thanks."

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 10:06 PM

WASHBURNEFAN

Quote:
Originally posted by MAGhaffar:

DIRECTOR: "Uh, Nathan? Great pose there, but could you please stop humming "O Canada!" through your nose so we can finish the shot? Thanks."

Mal: Can you Dig it!

Wash: Uh did he just go crazy and quote the Warriors?

Hahaha! Mine is an evil laugh... Now die!

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 10:35 PM

RODWY

Quote:
Originally posted by Orpheus:

Wash: "Officer, don't shoot"
Mal: "Wash!"
Wash: "What? I told him not to shoot."

or

Jayne: "They shine like little angels"
(Jayne falls over, crew looks at Wash)
Wash: "What my hands were up, the allaince officer is pointing his gun at me , did you expect me to catch him or something?"

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Saturday, May 6, 2006 11:38 PM

FIREFLYNUTTER

narrator: and in tonights break dancing comp, we have the Sereni Crew vs. Mal and that container thingy...
Wash: Well I already know who's won this one...

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"If it ain't broke, I sure as hell ain't touchin it. 'Less you pay me, then maybe I'll look at throwing you off a cliff, or some such.
Ain't one for messin things that are outa control; sorta like that missile headed this way rite about now..." - Sarge '06

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 12:19 AM

RODWY

Narrator: Lets see who can keep a straight face the longest shall we?
Wash: I'm out.

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 3:24 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal: No Children on this boat.

Wash: Well, thats up for debate...

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 4:19 AM

CITIZEN

In 2515 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for war crimes they didn't commit.
These people promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Alliance underground.

Today, still wanted by the Alliance government, they survive as smugglers and soldiers of fortune. If you have a black market beagle, and no one else can deliver, and if their ship doesn't fall apart, maybe you can hire the Serenity-Team.

Or

Badger O/S: This is not a game. This is a 12-week job interview. It's a dog eat dog situation.

Voice Over: 9 People have come to persephone in search of a job.

Badger O/S: There is no wave-in here, there is no text a number, no panel of judges. I'm the one who decides who gets fired, and I'm the one who ultimately decides who gets hired.

Voice Over: They have come to go head to head for a Job with Badger.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 4:33 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

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The crew failed to mention to Wash that it wasn't a palms up military run. It had been delayed until next Tuesday..

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 4:48 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Joss: Alright everybody, this is the "hero" shot. Look cool!

*Alan Tudyk acts out his mime routine*

Joss: "Cool" Alan, I said "Cool". Not "Fool".

OR

"Serenity Action Figures and Playset. Out now! Includes posable Wash figure."
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Sunday, May 7, 2006 4:59 AM

DANIELFYRE

Wash: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute... this picture's for the Christmas card?...Mal I'm Jewish....

-Dan

Ain't that just shiny?

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 5:18 AM

SAMEERTIA

Quote:

Totally embarrassed to be seen with the rest of the crew, Kaylee tries hiding behind the crates in a desperate attempt to avoid detection.

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 6:22 AM

OURMRSWASHBURNE

Wash: Mal? Mal! Why are you stood behind a glass wall??

or maybe

Wash claims it wasnt him dropped the hoop-ball hoop on Mal's head.

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 6:45 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Mal: And for my next act, I will saw my lovely assistant Zoe in half...

OR

Wash: dum dum de dum de dum de dum macarena, heeeeey, Macarena, A-hai!

I love Wash! Bring back Wash!

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 6:48 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Alliance officer(os): Who wants to go first in the torture chamber?
Wash: Oo! Me! Me! Pick me!

I love Wash! Bring back Wash!

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 6:52 AM

NUCLEARDAY

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
To the bushwhacked pic:

Alliance Commander: Look out for big one to the right, he's got an idea!

I think a little chaos is in order.

Just had to stop by and say that I didn't quite get that one until like four hours later, but it continues to give me the giggles.

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You can take my hope when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. (Or if Kaylee asks me nicely...)

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 6:56 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

WASH: (To HARKEN) If by fugitives u mean a frozen lovebot and an equally frigid fancy pants, u've come to the right ship...

MAL: WASH!!!

WASH: Wha... hey, I didn't touch the lovebot.

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 8:56 AM

JIGMAN

(sorry I dont know how to paste the picture in)

Mal to OS Alliance officer:Evening officer, I'm captain of this boat. As you can already- WASH! This ain't the time for shadow puppets!

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All good things must come to an end.

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 11:53 AM

MIRANDAN

Mal:"Tonight Matthew we are..... The Village People"
All: "Young man......"

"We are all Mirandans today"
3 full mags and my swinging cod

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 1:43 PM

ELOISA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

The judges at this year's Miss Persephone pageant secretly believed that standards had slipped in recent years.

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 2:11 PM

STILLFLYIN

Joss (O.S): Yes, Alan, we all are hungry but you don't need to be constantly showing us that you washed for lunch.

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 2:27 PM

KESSIE

Quote:

FOX Executive: So who did steal the button? Every little bit of the set belongs to us and because of that it´s our right to destroy all of it.

Alan: It wasn´t me! I´m all innocent! *grins and curses FOX under his breath*

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 5:22 PM

JPSTARGAZER

The crew of Serenity was less than impressed with Simon's interpretive dance. Wash, however, enjoyed the portions involving geese and bestowed upon Simon the highest compliment in the Verse...the "raise the bulkhead".

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 7:51 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Wash: Me? Juggle SIBlings? No, Officer, you read it wrong. It was GOSlings. You can look back up the thread for proof.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 9:15 PM

FLORALBUNNY

(You *would* pick one of my favorite shots, though not the favorite frame. Makes it hard to ignore which Ep. it's from.)

Mal (to space pirate): Nope. Catalyzer's fine this time. But we'd trade you anything on the gorram ship for a case of toilet paper.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Sunday, May 7, 2006 9:19 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal: "LOWER THE GLOBE!"
*Wash lets go of cord*
*crash*
Mal: "OW! Congratulations whoon-dahn, you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack-in-the-Box!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 8:48 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by Kessie:

Quote:

FOX Executive: So who did steal the button? Every little bit of the set belongs to us and because of that it´s our right to destroy all of it.

Alan: It wasn´t me! I´m all innocent! *grins and curses FOX under his breath*

They had liked Wash's suggestion, but it was frowns all round as they realised that, however much they wanted that Guiness 'Verse Record, they just weren't all gonna fit in that box.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 8:55 AM

TRISTAN

Wash could have sworn he heard "Simon says raise your hands".

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 9:07 AM

EMMARIGBY

Mal was not best pleased by the latest delivery. "Okay!" he demanded, "Hands up whoever ordered the llama!"

(Sorry, still got llamas in my head from the stampede last week!)

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Monday, May 8, 2006 12:00 PM

POEANDFAITH

"setting down my last bag, I let out a winded sigh. 'Oh sweet wonderful Alliance and all she stands for.." I groaned, stretching. I didn't notice the crew standing there, staring at me. I didn't notice one waving his hands frantically to stop me, and going into my rendition of the Aliiance Anthem was probably a bad idea, too."

-journal scrap found in Serenity left engine.

Dear Diary... Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.

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Monday, May 8, 2006 12:52 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:

Mal: Okay Simon, consider this an intervention. It ain't normal this thing you have for lockin' your sister in a box!

Wash: Hey, don't judge! Some people juggle geese!

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 7:20 AM

SICKDUDE

Quote:
But, as we all know, only one could come out on top, and Round 32's winner is one who lived up to his name, perhaps?...
Sickdude!

Shiny!!! Thanks, all!

I won't be playing this week, seeing as how Tristan stole my idea.

Quote:
Originally posted by PoeandFaith:
"setting down my last bag, I let out a winded sigh. 'Oh sweet wonderful Alliance and all she stands for.." I groaned, stretching. I didn't notice the crew standing there, staring at me. I didn't notice one waving his hands frantically to stop me, and going into my rendition of the Aliiance Anthem was probably a bad idea, too."

-journal scrap found in Serenity left engine.

Hi-larious!

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 10:55 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal: "I didn't know better, might think we were dangerous."
Jayne (mutters): "Damn yokels can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it."

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 11:00 AM

TRISTAN

SickDude, sorry! That is the first thing that popped into my head...even when I saw the episode.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 3:38 PM

GIXXER

(Bogus professional Channel 4 Geordie accent.)

It's eight-sevun'een, hinny.
The Shipmates have been in the hold for eleven minutes.
Jodie Marsh was spaced, like, as soon as she started talking.

G

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Tuesday, May 9, 2006 6:26 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Wash: Par-lay?

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 5:43 AM

CHOLLETT

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Wash: Par-lay?

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

YES!

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 7:40 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Alliance Officer(OS): Okay Captain. Everything looks in order here. We will be departing shortly.

Mal: *w/ a half-hearted smirk* and Harken… do tell the family I send my regards.

Alliance Officer(OS) *curiously*: Most certainly will… and to you a most shiny voyage.

Wash: Wait! Take me with you. They’re mean! …and …and If I stay here I just know I’ll get impaled!

Mal: Always with the jokes.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 8:21 AM

CITIZEN

No matter how often they rehearsed the routine Mal's plan to become the new lord of the dance just wasn't going to work.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 7:24 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Mal: I don't care what he says. We won't accept delivery of that pizza because it's missing the Canadian bacon.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 8:05 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal: "Well now, looks like we got ourselves a Big Damn Movie. What does that make us?"
Wash: "Um...personally, Mal? Shishkebob."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 10:02 PM

CITIZEN

Mal: Wash if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times the last move is NOT Jazz hands.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006 10:12 PM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

The shoot for the serinty callender went slowly after Jayne was kidnapped by aliens and Wash Started doing the maccarana

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 1:38 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal: Ok, Mr. Big Shot Alliance Operaritve, I have hidden River and Simon in one of these five boxes. If you can guess which one they're in, we'll hand them over and you can be on your merry. But keep this in mind, the other four have a rabid badger inside. What do you say, Deal? Or No Deal?

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 10:35 AM

STEAMER

Have you met Wash? He loves to stand at the door to say BOO!

~
'Eta Gorram Na Smech!'
(That's gorram ridiculous!)

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