River6213 vs The Citizen by RiveR6213

Just kidding of course. The Citizen's one of the good guys.

River

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:28 PM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
It is a fleet that's so powerful, even god himself doesnt want to get involved.

I don't want to get involved? Oh.

Does the fleet have a two meter wide reactor exhaust port? Cause you know what happens there...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:43 PM

AGATSU

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
It is a fleet that's so powerful, even god himself doesnt want to get involved.

Everyone knows God gets involved in small-scale space battles only.
Or maybe it's a Sunday.

BROWNCOATS UNITE!

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:40 AM

What happened? He see your face?

What if I am a Han/Mal type who just wants to get paid.

lemme guess... i'm am going to inevitably get sucked into the nebulous vortex of good vs. evil...

so who's good and who's evil?

or do we need a interplanetary hug... sabers withdrawn of course

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
*It's that powerful*

*...on a nearby moon the light suddenly shifts.... the air charged with other-worldly vibrations... the farmer plowing the dung fields with his beast looks skyward....unaware, yet sensing a momentous shift in the balance..... the beast of burden stops and snifs the air, refusing to continue, the farmer curses... as two worlds collide....*

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:07 AM

LoL!

That was pretty good!

Oh well, I was just having a little fun last night on the computer while I was watching a depressing show called "The Donner Party" on a Public television channel...OMG!

River

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:28 AM

COPILOT

Oh god! I'm dying...............Dying of a busted gut!!!! That was just too damn funny River 6213! Oh and I think I saw you're black glove under the couch when I was looking for change for the icecream man earlier just so you know.

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:52 AM

BLAZESOLO

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at ya side" !!!

I carry a blaster under my BrownCoat !

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:04 AM

AGATSU

Your superior intellect is useless against our primitve weapons!

BROWNCOATS UNITE!

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:14 AM

Is that so? *menacing music starts to play in the background*

You are in big trouble...big, big trouble.

I forgot to mention this, but along with my superduper fleet, I have also invited 20,000 Reavers along for this climatic battle, and they have appeared to aligned themselves with me...you are so in for it. Say your prayers!!!

*The evil sounding music playing in the background starts to take on a more military march sound as River's fleet begins to move*

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:19 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Say your prayers!!!

Dear Buddha... ;)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
they have appeared to aligned themselves with me...

*....curse your sudden but inevitble betrayal...*

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dayve:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
they have appeared to aligned themselves with me...

*....curse your sudden but inevitble betrayal...*

Sudden, but Inevitable...?

I advertised this coming war on the cortex for weeks. I made sure the date and the time of this war was scrawled on the walls of the bathrooms of every cheap bar from the inner core to the outer rim. Don't blame me if you don't bother to keep up with current events!!

Now shut up and take your destruction like a man.

River

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:30 AM

ZISKER

God? Psh't. Whose flag is HE flyin'?

One day.
One plan.
One army of Browncoats.

On June 23rd, we aim to misbehave.
http://www.serenityday.org/
http://forum.serenityday.org/

Little or no free time, but want to help?
Help Spread the Signal: http://www.geocities.com/browncoatsignalcorps

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:32 AM

CHRISISALL

Ahhhh, but my ship is loaded with Corbomite!

Kirkisall

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Friday, May 12, 2006 9:36 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Is that so? *menacing music starts to play in the background*

You are in big trouble...big, big trouble.

I forgot to mention this, but along with my superduper fleet, I have also invited 20,000 Reavers along for this climatic battle, and they have appeared to aligned themselves with me...you are so in for it. Say your prayers!!!

*The evil sounding music playing in the background starts to take on a more military march sound as River's fleet begins to move*

River begins to make her move completely unaware that Citizen hasn't washed in a week.

Muwhahahaha!!! Behold my mighty stench!

Ever prepared River releases the soap...

I think we're going to need a bigger fleet, now where did I put the viscious teddy bears and Monkey Ninjas?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 10:00 AM

What happened? He see your face?

pfft... lightsaber.

Fear my mighty Bar Code wand...

*Beep Beep* hear its thunderous roar

the balance of POWER has been "Sku'ed"

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Friday, May 12, 2006 10:25 AM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

Muwhahahaha!!! Behold my mighty stench!

OMG! I can smell it all the way from here! It's horrible...it's indescribable...it's...oh. It's the refinery across the highway.

Never mind.

*****
RMMC

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Friday, May 12, 2006 10:58 AM

of course this has absolutly no effect on the farmer in the aforementioned dung field.....

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:11 AM

SAHARA

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
LoL!

That was pretty good!

Oh well, I was just having a little fun last night on the computer while I was watching a depressing show called "The Donner Party" on a Public television channel...OMG!

River

I hate going to a restaurant with the Donner party!
They announce over the loud speaker:
"Donner party of 10"
"Donner, party of 9"
"Donner, party of 8..."

Blackbird fly into the light of the dark, black night.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:14 AM

eating people.... where's that get fun?

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:34 AM

as the battle ensues the inhabitants of the surrounding worlds are forced to choose an allegiance..... the despicable hoards of bloodthirsty Reavers... or the smelly Citizen.... needless to say, the Reavers seem to be the odds on favorites....

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:42 AM

the grizzled old farmer it seems is indeed a Merc... at one time very well known in the tri-quadrant area as a fierce, battle hardened warrior...

he will fight for the highest bidder....

a dung-flinger par excellence, he is capable of withstanding the onslaught of ravenous Reavers through sheer smell alone.... and his lack of any remaining olfactory sensations make him immune to the horrendous odor of the Citizen....

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:46 AM

What happened? He see your face?

*from the distanct comes a mysterious singing*
Up from the depths.
30 stories high.
Breathing fire!
His head in the sky!
GODZILLA! *dunh dunh dunh*
GODZILLA! *dunh dunh dunh*

...And Godzookie...

thats right... fire breathing, tail slashing, and "Big & tall" spacesuit wearing Godzilla is on the scene and he's pissssst!

Godzookie: "mmmmm... Shiney" *bites head off a reaver* tastes like chicken

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Is that so? *menacing music starts to play in the background*

You are in big trouble...big, big trouble.

I forgot to mention this, but along with my superduper fleet, I have also invited 20,000 Reavers along for this climatic battle, and they have appeared to aligned themselves with me...you are so in for it. Say your prayers!!!

*The evil sounding music playing in the background starts to take on a more military march sound as River's fleet begins to move*

River begins to make her move completely unaware that Citizen hasn't washed in a week.

Muwhahahaha!!! Behold my mighty stench!

Ever prepared River releases the soap...

I think we're going to need a bigger fleet, now where did I put the viscious teddy bears and Monkey Ninjas?

*The fact that Citizen even mentioned the not having washed himself in a week thing makes River realize that perhaps she bitten off more than she can chew. She shrugs and activates the comunicator*

"Deploy the Soap Troops with Reaver support, and all batteries fire at will"

*With that done, she stares at the football field sized view screen as the 1st element groups move forth to engage The Citizen and his bot army*

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Friday, May 12, 2006 11:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
tastes like chicken

(smells like fish!)

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Friday, May 12, 2006 2:37 PM

A disturbance in the 'Verse there is!

As dung is flung, sensitive feathery antennae pick up faint signals. Twin giant view-domes are brought around to the proper bearing. The six great grapplers are deployed. The massive thorax bristles with weaponry. The fearsome proboscis is loaded, and furled at the ready. Four great wings stretch to their fullest, catching the solar wind, bringing her ever nearer the fray...

The great Mothraship enters the sector!

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:10 PM

What happened? He see your face?

Godzilla spins around and gazes into the distance. A reed like hum followed by a steel blue glow radiates from his hardened plates running along his spine. Eyes flare with red fury. He motions ‘zookie behind him and then cries “Aaaayyyyyhhhtt Aaayyht Aarrrryyhtt”.
( Tr: great, circly blasty things )

He knows his fight is not with the reavers… behind Hera he will wait.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:41 PM

....meanwhile the lowly dung farmer (who just so happpens to bare a strange, yet familiar resemblance to an ancient day earth that was film actor known for uttering barly audible, monosyllabic phrases such as "are you feeling lucky, punk") readies his robot for departure...

This will be his last, best day.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 3:46 PM

an eerie silence..than, off in the distance a woman screams... a baby cries.... a shot rings out, and the wolves are awake.....

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by copilot:
the icecream man

the icecream man comith....

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:07 PM

is that you, George?

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:14 PM

this is weird.... i seem to be channeling retired professional basketball players... and the uniforms are hi-larious....

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:18 PM

COPILOT

Confusion!

An I carried such a torch

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:21 PM

obfuscation.....

and alcohol...

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Friday, May 12, 2006 4:43 PM

Dayve wrote:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the icecream man comith....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The ice cream man always rings twice -- at a minimum -- unless there's a local noise ordinance.
=============================
The great Mothraship draws near, lurking in a magnetotail to hide her signature.
Her complement of trained fighters is at the ready, weapons loaded. The mini-pods are humming in warm-up mode.
The commander stands on the bridge, helmet in hand. Her flowing black hair has been braided into a coronet. Her eyes gleam an icy blue above slanted cheekbones. Her slightly parted lips reveal white incisors set in firm jaws.
What will the vidscreens reveal?
Will the ship be needed to enforce the peace?
Will Citizen need extra towels? Toothbrush?

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:00 PM

koo koo ka choo... i am the ice cream man..
___________________________________________

the farmer takes a last fleeting glance at the rock he called home for the last few arn.... 'home, ha.... more like a prison...a tomb...a final resting place that spit me out like curddled milk...i'm better off in the thick of battle... any battle...' he tells himself as his thoughts drift back to .... her.....

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:05 PM

CITIZEN

River6213 vs Citizen: Episode 1, The Ice Cream Wars

The man stands, having smoked to much his breathing is heavy.
"You do not know the power of the flake!"

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:12 PM

flake...smoke...bottle o'booze.... it's all good in the black

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:20 PM

...her name was McGill, although she called herself Lil....but everyone knew her as Nancy..

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:41 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

What will the vidscreens reveal?
Will the ship be needed to enforce the peace?
Will Citizen need extra towels? Toothbrush?

"Soap! Deodorant! Listerine! Aiiieee!"
Millions of bacteria die in agony.

Elsewhere in the rear of the battle fleet, two small pixies sing..."Mothra....Mothra....," having overdosed on their Pixie Styx. They eventually fall into a sugar coma. They do not die at this time.

Meanwhile back in the action, a shot rings out! The maid screams!

****
RMMC

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Friday, May 12, 2006 5:45 PM

His first, it was Chris
And the last was McGill.
I met him one night
Pickin' flowers on the hill....

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the ice cream gone? -----

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Friday, May 12, 2006 6:02 PM

...and then he saw it....Hera... a cats-eye in a sea of maggies.... but he was not the first to arrive... already ships from both sides were aligning themselves for the epic battle.... strange insect-like crafts as well as large reptilian beasts....Reaver ships without containment.... what appeared to be a '58 Edsel with undulating waves of a putrid, green stench emanting from all sides....
icecream or no, the farmer meant fullwell to cast his lot with these warriors.. these throw-backs to uncivilized times... it's how 'she' would have wanted it....
and the battle raged.....

.....

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Friday, May 12, 2006 6:37 PM

...the screaming!...the screaming!...
The Mothraship lingers in the magnetotail, thrumming, waiting for an opportunity to develop.
...EMP flashes...brzzzzzzt, brzzzzzzt, brzzzzzzzt!...
...dung flung into orbit by trebuchet...
...alaunts!...bringers of fire!...

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Friday, May 12, 2006 7:47 PM

...and then River6213 wakes up after having fallen asleep at the helm. For a brief moment she wonders were she is and then she remembers. The burning in her chest increases ten-fold as she smacks down on the launch-everything-including-the-kitchen-sink switch...

Meanwhile on the planet Shadow, an old man with seaweed for hair and breath which smells of gunpowder begins his tale of "The SwooK who Stole Zana's Cloak" for the bored children at the school for the giftedly insane, but then, for no apparent reasons, the words ice cream and soap appears in his mind...

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Friday, May 12, 2006 8:18 PM

The commander's body armor glistens in the soft light of the bridge's control panels and vidscreens. She is covered to neck, wrists, and ankles in the form-fitting nano-fabric. Snug boots hide her slender feet. Now she pulls on long gauntlets which cling to her shapely arms. The helmet, with its night-vision and deep-field capabilities is oppressive to her and is always saved for last. She straps on a saber and then calls out.
"Lt. Bun, the Weapon, please."
It is brought forward on a midnight-blue velvet cushion. It glints in the faint light.
She takes it up gently, turning it to admire its elegant shape and the fine work on its surface.
"I am invincible."

bungoingtosleep
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Friday, May 12, 2006 10:39 PM

LOL!

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Saturday, May 13, 2006 8:01 AM