A stupid, but maybe interesting 'What-If'... by chrisisall

I'd kick the devil in the nuts and tell him to respect my authoritar.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 6:25 AM

Why Citizen, you are just all kinds of rebellious!
Takin' chances with your immortal soul like that...

Caleb-like Chrisisall

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Monday, May 15, 2006 6:40 AM

MONKSDAD

I agree, kick lucifer in the nuts and tell him back to hell with you I will get another season of firefly to lead into bdm2 then i will get a third season of firefly to lead into bdm 3 to finish the triology. then we start the spin offs!!!!

"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

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Monday, May 15, 2006 6:40 AM

Everyone knows the devil is Saddam's whiny little bitch.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 7:23 AM

FOLLOWMAL

Chris, I'm afraid I'm with the rest of the folk here... we're Browncoats.

We subdue that weasel Satan and WE do what WE want to do. We get all the gorram Firefly and Serenity we want.

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Monday, May 15, 2006 7:36 AM

I'll rip his nipples off.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 7:46 AM

EMBERS

I get your question Chrisisall...and I would never give up Firefly...
of course Joss has said that TV is like women:
talking endlessly about relationships, taking your time, and asking the questions.
movies are like men: all action and results, in and out as fast as you can....

LOL (that isn't a direct quote)

but Joss fought long and hard to get Serenity made, and there is no way I would give that up either.

I'm with Citizen: down with Satan!

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Monday, May 15, 2006 7:55 AM

PATSRULE

I'll actually go ahead and answer the question.

No question about it, I give up Serenity. I don't agree with the reasoning of keeping Serenity for closure, because if Firefly was wiped out of existence, Serenity wouldn't be clsure to anything. Without Firefly, I don't think Serenity would be tha big of a deal.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:00 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I would tell Satan, you give up ole GW and his posse, and I will give up Serenity - otherwise BACK THE HELL UP DUDE!

Cause I would rather have Wash all Shiny and holeless :)

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:01 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

OMG we agree! Get a calendar! Hire a plane and drag a sign! FMF agress with Citizen!!!!!!!

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I would tell Satan, you give up ole GW and his posse, and I will give up Serenity - otherwise BACK THE HELL UP DUDE!

lol, GOOD answer, FMF!!!

Chrisisall

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:06 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:

lol, GOOD answer, FMF!!!

Chrisisall

It is what I am here for

Good answers and Limerick mongering

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by patsrule:
if Firefly was wiped out of existence, Serenity wouldn't be closure to anything. Without Firefly, I don't think Serenity would be that big of a deal.

While I agree with the sentiment, in truth, if I'd come across Serenity cold, I would have recognized it's brilliance and severly timely messages anyway, it would have just taken a bit longer for it to seep into my soul, and become my all-time favourite movie...like it is now.

Hypothetical Chrisisall

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
OMG we agree! Get a calendar! Hire a plane and drag a sign! FMF agress with Citizen!!!!!!!

Great minds sometimes, occasionally think alike?

Quote:
Originally posted by Embers:
I'm with Citizen: down with Satan!

Down with this sort of thing!
Carefull now.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:14 AM

CHOO1701

Firefly DVD

(with the Serenity disk hidden inside

)

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Monday, May 15, 2006 8:20 AM

That's it! Fool that bastard Beezel! Then make copies and re-infect the world!

No lapdog Chrisisall

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Monday, May 15, 2006 9:08 AM

CONSTANCE

Firefly. I would keep firefly... I don't want closure... I want it to just go on.... I want more..

Constance

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Monday, May 15, 2006 9:33 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

In keeping with the spirit of the question I'd have to go with SERENITY also. It's a keeper. A mere crumb of the big pie I know, but it's a great tasting crumb...

It's not for the sake of closure though. I just enjoyed the journey so much and I'm such a sucker for that 'hunted down' across the ends of the 'verse type stuff.

The show as brilliant as it was would have broken my heart in so many places as it progressed, I just know this.

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Monday, May 15, 2006 10:24 AM

I see we are of one mind on this

Captain loose-pants Chrisisall

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Monday, May 15, 2006 4:55 PM

MILFORD

Firefly, definitely. Serenity is only 120 minutes of thrilling heroics. Firefly gives me a lot more.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:38 AM

DEEPGIRL187

My first inclination would be to keep both, but if I absolutely had to choose, it would be Firefly. While I love Serenity dearly, I still have severe post-traumatic stress from seeing Wash die.

*twitches slightly*

Yep, definitely the show.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:57 AM

TAYEATRA

Heh... Nice citizen! We all need a little Father Ted every now and again!

In response to the question...

Um, I'd say "keep Firefly".

I loved it before I ever saw Serenity and you know, all that 'first love, true love' stuff.

Although realistically I'd be reaching for a knife and joining the ass-kicking!

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 12:55 PM

RMMC

I think I'd tell him my religion forbids me to make any sort of deal with him, so I'm under no obigation to accept any restrictions he could attempt to enforce.

If that didn't work, I'd go with Citizen: I'd rip his nipples off.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006 1:09 PM

TUFTYFELLA

ide pull a wedgie manouver on teh satan and kick him back down the hole he came from.

no one makes me make that kind of a decision...

...however if satan had me by the nuts ide say bye bye to serenity coz 600 mins of firefly is better than 120mins of serenity and leaves a second series open with all characters in place :)

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 3:52 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Is the devil wearing Alliance issued body armor? No? Then I quickdraw my pistol and riddle him full of holes.

No way I am givin' up anything Firefly or Serenity related.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 9:01 AM

OURMRSWASHBURNE

I'd laugh.

Cos Satan may be Satan but Joss is God... :D

Sign me up for some devil-spankin', fellow Browncoats...

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 9:31 AM

JOSSISAGOD

I agree with most of the others on this one. Kick Satan's ass and tell him it's both or he gets another ass kickin'!

I changed my mind, I'd want Firefly with Wash and Book still on the crew.
JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 9:46 AM

RALEIGHBROWNCOAT

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 9:59 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I see we are of one mind on this

Captain loose-pants Chrisisall

Indeed Chrisisall :D

I fully understand the majority swing for Firefly as opposed to SERENITY should ol' beelzebub make an appearance :D

However the cinematic experience of SERENITY was something I hadn't experienced since I was a kid, full of innocence and wonder as I watched Raiders of the Lost Ark flick before my eyes for the first time! That magic and that sense of spectacle that I had, all those years ago, all came back to me as I prepared to watch SERENITY. I was so excited, and my buddy and I were itching to see our Heros on the big screen.

Basically I'd been waiting 25 years or so for that thrill once again and that's why I would go for SERENITY. It has rejuvinated my interest in cinema just as Buffy did with TV.

So I'll hold it dear and look forward to showing it to my kids, when/if I have any. It'll be a double bill Raiders then SERENITY. Can you imagine!

:D

Cheers
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Somnambulist

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 10:01 AM

LOLROT(gorram)F!!!!!!

Raleighbrowncoat, that's great!!!

What a strange, wonderful group Chrisisall

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 10:05 AM

ARCADIA

LOL, Raliegh.

Oh, the Devil

If we met and he made me choose between Firefly and Serenity, I would point out that both are filed with evil and badness and ambiguous morals and that if one were to be removed from the world, that would mean more people would watch 7th Heaven or something like that... I mean, clearly Firefly and Serenity are great contributers to anti-establishment thinking that the Devil would support (having gone again God, and all). Right? Or... at least they corrupt people? Well, they certainly do inspire obsession...

Assuming (admittedly faulty) logic didn't work, and I failed at kicking him in the balls and running for whatever reason, I would go with Firefly. I'm more of a TV person than a movie person. However, I would travel to an abandoned corner of Hell to retrieve a copy of the movie and then fight a deamon army by leading them troups of waiting US soliders who are trying to kill me, and then I would break into a broadcast station and play the gorram movie, because you can't stop the serenity!

Or something like that.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by TheSomnambulist:

So I'll hold it dear and look forward to showing it to my kids, when/if I have any. It'll be a double bill Raiders then SERENITY. Can you imagine!

While I love my son at the age of 7, I can't wait until he's old enough for Raiders and Serenity! We already did Star Wars, he of course loves it (mostly for C3PO and R2D2, he's a robonut).
But yeah, for interesting heros with an edge, those would be the two, all full with the adventure and such.

Chrisisall Jones

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 10:18 AM

Is a robonut an insane android?

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:22 AM

You better take out that emotion chip now...

Chrisisall

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:30 AM

MATTCOZ

I'd challenge him to a fiddle contest and if I win we not only keep both of them we get Firefly back on the air.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:05 PM

You guys are looking at this all wrong. Here we've got Satan an independent who got beat down by the man and cast out on account of superior numbers (they were outnumbered two to one) whos making the best of it leading his troops through the fallout reminding them, "Here at least we shall be free," and all of this to go against the all powerful (how is that for an underdog, semi-powerful Lucifer vs. All-Powerful-God) world-without-sin supporters.

We don't need to beat this guy, we need to make him sit down and watch. As soon as he's seen how good it is he can help us because all of the evil people, like say Fox executives, already sold their souls, which means he owns them. He has the power to put it back on the air.

This could be what he's been waiting for, this could be why he's been hoarding souls for so long, one chance to look into the face of the almighty and say, with the entire world as his witness, "I aim to misbehave."

Let's remember where we stand here;
There's god, "Thou shalt have no other god before me."
And there's Satan, "Here at least we shall be free."

Satan is a, "The mind is its own place, and in it self Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n." kind of guy and god is a, "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. "

Where do you stand?

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If you took this seriously you are in the wrong state of mind for this.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by mattcoz:
I'd challenge him to a fiddle contest and if I win we not only keep both of them we get Firefly back on the air.

We could make a song out of that. Although I think for artistic purposes it would go better if he challenged you and you were called Johnny.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006 2:38 PM

So... did I kill the thread by saying we should convert Satan?

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Thursday, June 22, 2006 4:51 PM

You're tempting TheRightStuff's return...

Fearful Chrisisall

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Thursday, June 22, 2006 5:13 PM

But Satan probably owns Fox, we could be back on the air in no time flat. Well actually we'd have to rebuild the sets and film an episode first, but you know what I mean.

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Thursday, June 22, 2006 5:36 PM