Serenity Day/Llama Hair Shaving Party Virtual Dance PARTAY, part two by Sassalicious

*welding, drilling and general machining sounds continue until, CLANG!*

NO, NO, NO! that's not right!

look, we'll try again, but this time don't reprogram the nanobots without running it by me first!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 5:26 PM

SAMEERTIA

*sticks head in*

Okeeee! I can see that the new thread is just as dangerous as the OLD thread.

But I brought Peeps and chocolate covered coconut bonbons, if that counts for anything.
Do Llamas eat bonbons?

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 5:28 PM

SASSALICIOUS

oooh, nanobots?

now i'm very curious

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 5:29 PM

*at the mention of bon bons, the llamas poke their heads from behind the curtain followed by ME*

NO, bon bons after we're done

*the llamas hang their heads in dissapiontmeant and return to their work*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 5:53 PM

MORWEN112

*pokes head into the new Partay room*

Did someone say Peeps? Did you know that they sort of explode when you put them into a microwave? I wonder what would happen to them if you threw them into space...huh....*ponders*

Anyway, nice shiny new thread!

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 6:00 PM

*drills, and welders continue along with the occasional llama noise*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 6:38 PM

Would they still know they are peeps? *FMF wonders in and ponders this question*** What is all that noise? Is the Llama labor agency aware that these Llamas are working here?

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 7:39 PM

SAMEERTIA

Don't worry, FMF.
The Llama Labor Union has been notified, and their dues are all up-to-date. We've been bonded and certified.

Certified for WHAT, exactly, I dunno. I just brought the Peeps.

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 7:44 PM

* he welding ceases *

well, is it ready?

*llama noise*

really? lets give it a trial run

*the sound of liquid burbling*

good, good

*the sound of an explosion of liquids*

NO!
well back to square one

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 7:53 PM

SAMEERTIA

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

I'm either evil, or I have a deathwish.
I'm not sure which, exactly.

*munches a bonbon*

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 9:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

I think there are browncoats and llamas and at least one detached eyebrow still par-taying in the old thread!

Really? One of my eyebrows is still in there? Sorry about that, thought I found them both...

(dives back into the thread, and comes out wrestling a now feral eyebrow)

Yup, this one's been eating the Fruity Oaty Bars that someone left in there. Watch out, it's trying to bite people!!

(safely disposes of eyebrow into the nearest disposal chute)

Ok, you can all relax now. It's gone.

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:02 PM

COPILOT

SameErtia! That is offcially the funniest thing I've seen all day!

An I carried such a torch

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Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SameErtia:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

I'm either evil, or I have a deathwish.
I'm not sure which, exactly.

*munches a bonbon*

That is just pure gold! How do you clever compuery people do things like this? It's beyond me!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 12:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Originally posted by SameErtia:

That is just pure gold! How do you clever compuery people do things like this? It's beyond me!

Now that is something I'd like to know too. I can't even figure out how to post images into these threads! (well, I was trying the humble copy/paste method, but it don't work none). Can you enlighten us all please?

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, May 19, 2006 2:39 AM

DEEPGIRL187

Yay!!! Part 2!

*grabs a mug of mudder's milk*

I vote we play a game of Twister.

*shoves llama out of the way*

No, not you guys...

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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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Friday, May 19, 2006 2:53 AM

Thank God! Nothing worse than a feral eyebrow on fruity oaty withdrawal!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 3:02 AM

Quote:
deepgirl187 wrote:
Friday, May 19, 2006 02:39
Yay!!! Part 2!

*grabs a mug of mudder's milk*

I vote we play a game of Twister.

*shoves llama out of the way*

No, not you guys...

Twister! What a great idea Deepgirl187 - can't believe it's not been mentioned before! heh heh. I'm in!

yeah - NO LLAMAS!!

(they always cheat)

EDIT: Fear not FutureMrsFillion - that feral eyebrow is history...unless it finds some sneaky way to creep back in here! But I'm watching out for it...

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, May 19, 2006 4:42 AM

*comes wandering into the thread pushing his coffee bar*

Ahm this must be the place...it's drawin' the finest people!

*pushes the coffee bar next to a convenient wall and attaches several plugs to the outlets*

Coffee, espresso, cappuccino, hot chocolate, steamed milk, and hot tea should be ready in a few. Help yourselves.

Oh, hey, Peeps! They go wonderfully with espresso!

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 5:11 AM

DEEPGIRL187

Is there Italian soda? With cherry syrup? Yummy...

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Friday, May 19, 2006 5:43 AM

*digging around in cart*

Yep, Italian soda and a multitude of syrup flavors to choose from.

*sets up a tasteful display on the side of the cart*

Sorry I didn't put these out along with the rest.
Enjoy!

*prepares himself a huge mug of thick, strong coffee with enough cream and sugar to bury a small child*

What's with the llamas and the noise?

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 6:07 AM

FOLLOWMAL

*Walks whistling into thread*

Ohhh, now that Tristan has brought cappucino, I am so here in this thread.

A vanilla cappucinno please, and thank you.

* Sips gently at the frothy, beautiful tasty thing...*

oh, Tristan, yummy.

Yea, what is up with the llama building--- the nanobot---noises and bangs and... uh, yea, what's goin' on?

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Friday, May 19, 2006 6:30 AM

*FMF holds an update in her hand off the cortex* HEY - Who let someone borrow our Llamas?

ST. LOUIS - Jack Ladenson is one of thousands of Americans bothered by caffeine. The older he gets, he says, the more he switches to decaf coffee.

The problem is he never trusts what he's getting in coffee bars or restaurants. So Ladenson, a chemist, is working on a dipstick that would measure levels of caffeine on the spot.

What he envisions is something that might work similar to a home pregnancy strip.

"We hope to configure a test that could be used by anybody," said Ladenson, who is leading a group of scientists at Washington University in the effort.

One of the challenges is that there is no test that can measure caffeine in a hot beverage. But the scientists have found a solution to that problem — immune system proteins called antibodies from camels and llamas.

For some reason the antibodies of these creatures are able to hold up to high heat.

The researchers injected a caffeine derivative in llamas and camels over a period of a few months, and in time, the animals produced antibodies as an immune response to the foreign substance. Then researchers made copies of their antibodies in the lab and studied how they reacted to caffeine.

The antibodies bind to caffeine, thus allowing a measurement of caffeine content, Ladenson said. The antibody test's accuracy compares well with measurements made by sophisticated equipment, according to the researchers whose findings will appear in the June 1 issue of the American Chemical Society's journal, Analytical Chemistry.

The Washington University study "reinforces what we've said many times" — that camel antibodies "have a bright future," said Serge Muyldermans, a bioengineer and professor at Vrije Universiteit Brussel, VIB in Belgium.

Muyldermans was among the group of scientists who first published research about this animal family's scientifically flexible antibodies.

"If you want to determine the amount of caffeine in a hot cup of coffee, your antibody needs to withstand those temperatures," he said.

Ladenson said he couldn't predict when his hoped-for caffeine dipstick might be commercially available. He said he has filed a patent application.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:15 AM

Dug this up while browsing...interesting caffeine-pe-cup facts.

By means of comparison, a 7 oz cup of coffee has the following
caffeine (mg) amounts, according to Bunker and McWilliams in J.
Am. Diet. 74:28-32, 1979:

Drip 115-175
Espresso 100 mg caffeine
1 serving (1.5-2oz)

Brewed 80-135
Instant 65-100
Decaf, brewed 3-4
Decaf, instant 2-3
Tea, iced (12 ozs.) 70
Tea, brewed, imported 60
Tea, brewed, U.S. 40
Tea, instant 30
Mate 25-150mg

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 7:17 AM

what about the kind that wild cat eats and then poops out. I understand that has a lot of caffeine.

I say if people want caffeine - mainline mountain dew.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 9:49 AM

*pops head out from behind curtain* yeah but I bet it tastes like crap

*there is a fizzling noise from behind the curtain, a llama makes a llama noise*

WHAT?! what do you mean there's a feral eybrow in the processor?

*ducks back under curtain* here it is, no it's over there huh it's on my head someone get it off

*clanging noise*

owie, why did you hit me with that tray?

*llama noise*

yes it's dead but now I can't think straight, time for a break, you lot gaurd the lab

* fully comes out from behind curtain holding his head* any irish coffe?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:08 AM

SASSALICIOUS

I love Twister!!!!

*spins*

Right foot BLUE!

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"We don't fear the reaper"
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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sassalicious:
I love Twister!!!!

*spins*

Right foot BLUE!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
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OK....left hand....GREEN!

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
[BWHAT?! what do you mean there's a feral eybrow in the processor?

*ducks back under curtain* here it is, no it's over there huh it's on my head someone get it off

*clanging noise*

owie, why did you hit me with that tray?

Sorry, I was trying to help! (drops tray - accidentally landing it on a llama's foot)

I have an idea that maybe if we take the eyebrow to Miranda it might sort itself out....

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:14 AM

or become a FERAL EYEBROW REAVER! Facial hair will never be safe again!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
or become a FERAL EYEBROW REAVER! Facial hair will never be safe again!

Great....gonna have nightmares now....

You don't suppose there's reaver beards and nose-hairs out there too do you? (shudder) That's just too awful to contemplate!

You can cut your hair....but now the hair cuts back!

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:21 AM

(Spoken in movie preview dude's voice)
They've been teased, they've been dyed, they've been moused - now they fight back - REAVER FACIAL HAIR - you'll look at baldness in a whole new light.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:28 AM

AAGGHHH!!!!

But is it just facial hair? because I'm noticing those llamas are leaving a lot of their wooly hair all over the place....

It's just like Lovecraft said:
"...the piecing together of dissociated hair will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age..."

ok, that's not quite what he said (ahem).

(SimonB heads over to the door and keeps a watchful eye out for any Reaver hair trying to sneak into the thread)

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Just time for a shamless plug of a thread I started - come on over and help add your piece to the story!
http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=20809#306005

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:30 AM

better hope the reaver hiar can't weave! Then there would be a vast reaver hair blanket! WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:40 AM

DRPAIN

Somewhere outside in the llama holding pen.....

*heavy breathing through biohazard suit*

Great just great I'm the one who just had to wind up with the pooper scooper duty. Yay me.

*llama noises*

Whatchu say 'bout my mama llama?

*random llama snorts*

*throws down pooper scooper*

Oh it's on now!

*brawls with llamas in pen*

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:43 AM

*FMF walks towards Llama pen, seeing daily brawl shakes her head in disgust, she calls out to SimonB* SIMONB! DRPAIN is brawling with the Llamas - AGAIN! and he is getting Llama poo all over his suit!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
*FMF walks towards Llama pen, seeing daily brawl shakes her head in disgust, she calls out to SimonB* SIMONB! DRPAIN is brawling with the Llamas - AGAIN! and he is getting Llama poo all over his suit!

Hearing FMF call out, SimonB turns...and seeing it's chance, a Reaver moustache (once belonging to Wash) lunges through the doorway and attacks!

AAARRRGGGHHHH....it tickles!!!!

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

No, let us not go to Camalot - it is a silly place....

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:53 AM

*FMF sees the attack! Throwing her hands in the air she proceeds to run around in circles shrieking like the punk ass girl she is, finally - her inner Zoe kicks in and she spies the scooper thrown down by DRPAIN, grabbing it she swings at the moustache, clonking SIMONB a mighty clonk and sending him sprawling to the ground. The moustache, stunned slowly crawls away*

Um, SimonB? *FMF whispers cause then maybe he won't wake up and kill her* SimonB? Help, anyone? anyone? Bueller?

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:56 AM

DRPAIN

*Watches the fight as he gets kicked in the stomach by a llama.*

*llama noises*

Yeah very funny! Ha! Ha!

*Gets llama in a choke hold and gives it an industrial strength noogie.*

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:56 AM

*standing watching the fracas with interest*

*grabs a small container from the coffee cart, walks over to FMF*

Here, put this under his nose...fresh-ground Jamaican Blue coffee beans. If that doesn't wake him up...um...I guess we'll try something else.

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
*FMF sees the attack! Throwing her hands in the air she proceeds to run around in circles shrieking like the punk ass girl she is, finally - her inner Zoe kicks in and she spies the scooper thrown down by DRPAIN, grabbing it she swings at the moustache, clonking SIMONB a mighty clonk and sending him sprawling to the ground. The moustache, stunned slowly crawls away*

Um, SimonB? *FMF whispers cause then maybe he won't wake up and kill her* SimonB? Help, anyone? anyone? Bueller?

(SimonB opens his eyes and groans, sitting up) FMF what happened? I think the gorram moustache clocked me one....what are all these small cartoon birds doing flying around my head?

(SimonB looks up) Quick! The llama has DRPAIN in a headlock! Someone has to help him!!!

(meanwhile, unnoticed, the moustache slithers into the punch bowl and lies in wait for the next victim)

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, May 19, 2006 10:58 AM

okay time for one of the things I've been working on *pulls hair disintegrator from pocket*

freez reaver hair *snarlings* alright then *fires hair disintegrator* and it's gone

BACK TO WORK! hahaha still not done with main project

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

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Friday, May 19, 2006 11:01 AM

Arrh! It seems I have arrived just in time! I come bearing the latest in the eyebrow arsenal, the portable Valley Girl! Sworn enemy of all facial hair!

[opens bag and assembles bot]

"Eeeeewww! That's just like soooo nasty!"

[bot totters off on high heels armed with a wicked pair of nail scissors to do battle with all the rampant stubble.]

Now, let's see what we can do about SimonB. Do you think it would require mouth to mouth

(cough! sorry, the hormones are playing up again today!)

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Friday, May 19, 2006 11:08 AM

I think it is going to require mouth to something!

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Friday, May 19, 2006 11:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:

Now, let's see what we can do about SimonB. Do you think it would require mouth to mouth

"It"? That me you're referring to there? lol

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Friday, May 19, 2006 11:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I think it is going to require mouth to something!

Nah! It's too late now, he's gone and woken up. If you don't catch 'em when their too woozy to see straight you can leave yourself open to lawsuits.

I see that you are still a novice in the subtle arts of man molestation! (Although I could be wrong! Let's go over in this corner and discuss it at length. If we giggle and point occasionally I bet we can make 'em all paranoid!!)

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Friday, May 19, 2006 11:58 AM

*sipping his coffee, nervously glancing at Emma and FMF out of the corner of his eye*

Holding until you get back, Captain.

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Friday, May 19, 2006 12:12 PM