NATHAN FILLION FACTS by CHOLLETT

All winners of the Caption games are actually Nathan Fillion. He uses different names because he is so humble.

Nathan Fillion knows why the rum is gone.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
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Saturday, May 20, 2006 10:26 PM

BRONZETHUMB

Quote:
Nathan Fillion knows why the rum is gone.

LOL, that one's good.

* When Jesus and the Devil battle in Armagheddon, the winner will go one to fight Nathan Fillion in the finals. Nathan is expected to win.

* Nathan Fillion can run the eighteen-second mile. Don't ask how.

* Nathan Fillion has been awarded Pulitzer Prizes, Oscars, Tonys, Nobel Prizes and Gold medals under his many aliases, such as Hugh Jackman, Leo Tolstoy, Denzel Washington, Steven Hawking and Ian Thorpe.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 11:12 PM

Nathan Fillion facts aren't based on Chuck Norris facts. Chuck Norris facts are based on Nathan Fillion.

Tom Cruise once met Nathan Fillion. The MIB had to use a neuralizer on him and replace his memory with Katie Holmes, but the excitement couldn't be repressed.

In all honesty, i don't mind if any are "borrowed" from the Chuck lore, but originals are very much encouraged as well! 'Cause they're a brand new kind of hilarious.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006 11:41 PM

EMMARIGBY

Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 1:41 AM

TUFTYFELLA

Love this thread, its teh ubar!!

my contribution...

Nathan Fillion is the only person who can get blood from a stone.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 6:31 AM

FREDGIBLET

The roof is on fire because Nathan Fillion willed it to be so, water is unneccesary because Nathan will not allow the fire to spread, so the mother****** should indeed be allowed to burn.

A variant of one of my earlier ones:
Nathan Fillion does not wear tight pants, it's just that whenever he wears animal fibers his raw animal magnetism sucks the pants towards him.

God got the idea for light from looking at Nathan Fillion.

For all the DnD geeks:
Nathan Fillion has Damage Reduction 1000000\Nathan Fillion.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 7:37 AM

FOLLOWMAL

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

Do talk to Cholett though, Emma, cuz that's a wonderful idea. There are lots of cons coming up, if you don't go ( I hope you get to!!) someone else can deliver it for you.

Hey, have any of you Nathan Fillion Appreciators thought about joining the Appreciatin' Nathan Crew over on the other Browncoat Board.

PM me for a link to what it is and how to join.
And where to join.

Or email me at followmal@gmail.com

I've copied and pasted a link to this thread over there and we are all enjoying this just as much over there as we are over here. This is hi-larious!!

"You hold. Hold 'til I get back." Mal

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 9:01 AM

Nathan summoned a meteor because the dinosaurs kept trying to mate with him.

-13

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 10:47 AM

REDLAVA

When Serenity opened in France, the French surrendered to Nathan Fillion just to be on the safe side.

Nathan Fillion ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Nathan Fillion in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

When Nathan Fillion was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Nathan Fillion.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Redlava:
When Serenity opened in France, the French surrendered to Nathan Fillion just to be on the safe side.

Nathan Fillion ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Nathan Fillion in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

When Nathan Fillion was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Nathan Fillion.

Wow, lol! Those are great!

I love them especially the France and doctor ones. I have a couple of my own to add. Hopefully they can top my lame shadowpuppets/eclipse joke from before lol.
Here goes...

*The word "landfill" is actually derived from naTHAN FILLion, and refers to the number of people Nathan Fillion can kill and bury in just under one minute.

*Nathan Fillion eats a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning and around 10am pees thumbtacks.

*Nathan Fillion is his own father, and will someday be his own son, because Nathan, like the phoenix of Egyptian legend, is periodically consumed by the flames of his own passion, and rises anew from his own ashes.

--SDS

"If I hear the words 'that's final' coming out of your mouth again, they truely will be."

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 3:42 PM

Nathan Fillion would have won this morning's SF Bay to Breakers race but peeled off short of the finish line and let the guy from Kenya collect the prize.

Nathan Fillion knows why the caged bird sings.

Nathan Fillion has seen the wind.

bun
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Sunday, May 21, 2006 3:59 PM

*Having seen the wind, he can also paint with all of its colors.

And yes. I'm a DnD nerd.

"If I hear the words 'that's final' coming out of your mouth again, they truely will be."

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Sunday, May 21, 2006 4:17 PM

Nathan Fillion can keep the rain off your parade.

Galileo was correct but he didn't go far enough; The Sun goes around Nathan Fillion.

ETA:
Nathan Fillion can keep your home free of ants and roaches for an entire year.

bun
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Sunday, May 21, 2006 4:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

I absolutely LOVE that idea. That being said, if you want to, go ahead. I wish i could do it myself, but Cons never come to North Vancouver, or Vancouver for that matter, and even though he's filmed here twice now (and hopefully more in the future), film sets are somewhat more difficult to infiltrate. If i could meet the man himself, my head would probably implode, as mentioned in an earlier Fact, but it is sadly unlikely for me. So go right ahead, but you can give credit if you feel it is necessary.

Who knows, the way this is going at the moment, we might need volumes! This is kind of awesome.
And now for another fact about our Mr. Reynolds:

Nathan Fillion doesn't plan his schedule around Cons. Cons plan their schedules around Nathan Fillion.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 12:33 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Hey guys, just to say I've been loving these. I was thinking of printing them out in a little book and having it bound up in a Book of 101 facts about Nathan Fillion that I could present when I finally meet him (or pass on to someone else who is going to a con. he's attending) What do you think? I thought it would be perfect bathroom reading for him (not that he actually uses the bathroom!). So far, by my count we have about 83 so a few more needed please!

Edit: On second thoughts, this is really presumptious of me!! I shall pass this idea on to Cholett who started this whole thing!!

I absolutely LOVE that idea. That being said, if you want to, go ahead. I wish i could do it myself, but Cons never come to North Vancouver, or Vancouver for that matter, and even though he's filmed here twice now (and hopefully more in the future), film sets are somewhat more difficult to infiltrate. If i could meet the man himself, my head would probably implode, as mentioned in an earlier Fact, but it is sadly unlikely for me. So go right ahead, but you can give credit if you feel it is necessary.

Who knows, the way this is going at the moment, we might need volumes! This is kind of awesome.
And now for another fact about our Mr. Reynolds:

Nathan Fillion doesn't plan his schedule around Cons. Cons plan their schedules around Nathan Fillion.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

Yay! Thankyou for allowing me to do this. What I'll do is make up a book over summer with my favorite 101 (you're right we might need a second volume at this rate!) and who said each, then I'll get it bound up with a cool piccie of Nathan on the front (maybe the one with him in the kilt?). I can make multiple copies and get them posted out to whoever wants one, just a couple of pounds maybe for the cost of binding. I am not going to meet Nathan I don't think but was thinking of giving one to Jewel so she could learn more about the God she has worked with! I'll probably not get this finished till begining of August (manic schedule), but it would be something I'd enjoy doing! Who would want one?

By the way, the sky has just opened in a torrential downpour. This is because Nathan forgot to shower this morning.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:03 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Nathan Fillion is the fifth dentist.

Nathan Fillion can make a camel pass through the eye of a needle.

Nathan Fillion knows what happens when an irresistible force meets and immovable object.

Nathan Fillion can make a rock so massive god can't move it.
Nathan Fillion can move the rock.

"Nathan Fillion," is the sound a falling tree makes when no one can hear it.

Nathan Fillion is God's idea man.

Nathan Fillion knows the Question to the Ultimate Answer.

Nathan Fillion can have just one.

Nathan Fillion can take it with him.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:13 AM

KEVAR

When Nathan talks, E.F. Hutton listens.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 3:24 AM

BLACKJOKE

Nathan Fillion is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 8:17 AM

Nathan Fillion knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, May 22, 2006 8:36 AM

Nathan Fillion can have his cake and eat it too.

Mmm...cake...

"If I hear the words 'that's final' coming out of your mouth again, they truely will be."

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Monday, May 22, 2006 9:33 AM

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Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...

...horses aren't even hung like Chuck Norris...

...Horses and Chuck Norris are hung like Nathan Fillion...although not quite as big.

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Nathan's milkshake brings everyone to the yard. And Damn right, it's better than yours!

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If Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel had a baby....Nathan Fillion could still P3WN it!

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IF Nathan jumped into water, Nathan wouldn't get wet, the water would get Nathan fillion.

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FMF now officially requires a new keyboard and some lungs, as the coke I aspirated with the laughing and then spit all over the desk have destroyed them!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Monday, May 22, 2006 9:46 AM

Nathan Fillion not only wrote and solved Da Vinci's code - he IS the holy grail!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Monday, May 22, 2006 10:58 AM

TUFTYFELLA

Nathan Fillion not only has "the force" he is "the force"

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Monday, May 22, 2006 1:45 PM

VOLK564

Some more that came to me at work:

Nathan Fillion never has to put his right foot in, nor does he have to shake it all about. He already knows what it's all about.

Nathan Fillion's tears cure cancer. Too bad Nathan Fillion doesn't cry. Ever.

-Volk

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Monday, May 22, 2006 7:07 PM

Nathan Fillion neither waits nor sleeps -- he ACTS!

bun
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Monday, May 22, 2006 7:14 PM

MEANGOLDFISH

Nathan Fillion can beat Contra without even touching the controller.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:34 AM

BRONZETHUMB

* Nathan Fillion can make the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, etc.

* The best part of waking up is Nathan Fillion in your cup.

* Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Alan Tudyk? No, it's Nathan Fillion!

* Nathan Fillion's yo' daddy.

* Nathan Fillion will be forever young.

* Nathan Fillion knows what you did last summer (wait, that sounds creepy and stalkerish).

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 2:39 AM

Nathan Fillion doesn't have to check the list twice, he doesn't have to check it at all.

Nathan Fillion KNOWS what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

edit

Nathan Fillion can tug on Superman's cape
Nathan Fillion can spit into the wind
Nathan Fillion can pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
Nathan Fillion can mess around with Jim

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:15 AM

KEVAR

Nathan Fillion is the Walrus

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:18 AM

Nathan Fillion knows whether or not Paul is dead.

Nathan Fillion shot the Sherrif AND the Deputy.

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 7:27 AM

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Originally posted by Naglfar:
Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]

So Nathan is a monk?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Naglfar:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
Nathan Fillion's two favourite things are commitment and changing himself.
[first one to recognise that one wins... euhm my aproval]

So Nathan is a monk?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

Not quite what I meant, think future, but less realistic... ooh and four fingers per hand.

On a side note: Nathan Fillion is the One, Neo is just a loser who downloaded the cheatcodes.

Futurama. The wireframe pickup line test guys in the valentine's day episode, if i'm not mistaken.

Nathan Fillion has seen every episode of Futurama, The Simpsons, Buffy, Angel, 24, and That 70's Show. He was there.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:14 PM

COPILOT

On the eigth day post rest (sitting around watching T.V. and eating cheetos) God looked at his creation and relized something was missing so after carefull calculations he finally said let there be FILLION!

An I carried such a torch

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:14 PM

WORSHIPMAL

Ah Futurama. Yet another great show cancelled before its time by FOX.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 1:43 PM

Nathan Fillion expells demons at the mere utterance of his name.

--SDS

"If I hear the words 'that's final' coming out of your mouth again, they truely will be."

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 2:16 PM

VIVACE

Your attraction to Nathan Fillion in no way affects your sexual orientation.

Nathan Fillion is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Never bring a knife to a gunfight. And never bring a gun to a Nathan Fillion fight.

The only reason you're awake is because Nathan Fillion doesn't want to carry you.

Nathan Fillion calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Nathan Fillion.

When Malcolm Renolds heard he was being played by Nathan Fillion, Mal killed Fillion. Nobody plays Mal.

When Nathan Fillion goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

If Nathan Fillion's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

Nathan Fillion played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Nathan Fillion's milk. Oh you are so screwed.

Nathan Fillion wasn't born, he was unleashed.

Killing Nathan Fillion doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

When Mal asked Niska if he wanted to meet the real Mal, they had to edit out what happened next because they realized that if the viewers at home saw the real Mal, they would all be dead.

Never use the phrase, "I feel half dead," around Nathan Fillion; he never leaves a job unfinished.

Nathan Fillion was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.

Nathan Fillion once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Nathan Fillion uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Nathan Fillion doesn't associate with anything that is #2.

My parents told my little brother and I that Malcolm Renolds was "just a television character". We are now orphans.

What color is Nathan Fillion's blood? Trick question. Nathan Fillion does not bleed.

Nathan Fillion sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Nathan Fillion has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.

If Nathan and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Nathan would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

If Nathan Fillion shot you while quail hunting, it wouldn't be an accident.

Nathan Fillion once tortured and killed a man using only shadow puppets.

Dr House once told Nathan Fillion that "House" could kick Firefly's ass. Notice how House now walks with a limp.

Nathan Fillion doesn't breathe. The air hides in his lungs for protection.

No man has ever used the phrase, "Nathan Fillion is a pussy" in a sentence and lived to tel-

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:11 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Just to get me sent to various Hells:
Nathan can set a fire that does not consume the bush.

Nathan can honestly say, "Jesus, I am your Father."

Nathan told Gabriel what to tell Mohammad.

Everything is a part of God and God is a part of Nathan.

Nirvana is achieved by learning to think like Nathan.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 3:24 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Quote:
Originally posted by Naglfar:
On a side note: Nathan Fillion is the One, Neo is just a loser who downloaded the cheatcodes.

I thought the defintion of The One was, more or less: The guy who's got the cheatcodes.

Which, by the way, means Neo has the cheatcodes, Nathan wrote them.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 5:49 PM

REDLAVA

Nathan Fillion was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Nathan Fillion once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Nahtan Fillion is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Nathan claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Nathan Fillion calls this "a slow Tuesday."

The movie "Serenity" was extremely hard to make because Nahtan had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

One of Nathan Fillion's punches traveled so fast it went back in time and hit Amelia Earhart in the face.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 6:44 PM