THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #35-Backspace-ship Drivers... by CunningOrangeToque

Last week: LOVED the cartridge line. A natural winner.

This week: Cool cap!
I've had images from this sequence popping up all day while trying to come up with elegant Nathan Fillion Facts. So far, nothing works. Hehe.

So, for the contest, swiping and re-working one of my contributions to the Burma Shave thread:

TISSUES STUFFED/IN CAPTAIN'S SCHNOZZ?/HE'S ENCOUNTERED/WIFE-THAT-WAS/

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:07 PM

ORPHEUS

Mal: "Dosebleed. Shud up."

OR

Jayne: "That's what happens when you dig for nose-gold. Figured that one out myself."

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"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:56 PM

Jayne, unburdened with an overabundance of schooling as always, failed to realize that Mal's wounds were self inflicted, as it was the only way to make him seem vulnerable to their vict-i mean enemies.

OR

Mal: "Gorram allergies."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:24 PM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Kaylee's new perfume didn't exactly have the desired effect.

or

Jayne: "Did that gorram gril stick em pages up your nose?"

or

Kaylee: "Cap'n what's with those funny pages up your nose?"
Mal: "Im a walrus, Kaylee"

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:08 AM

DAYVE

JAYNE: "That's why I don't kiss em on the mouth..."

....doG is my Copilot....

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:57 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Kaylee: Cap'n! I told you its not a good idea to balance those boxes on your nose!

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:08 AM

CHOO1701

Careful: Spoilers for those people who havn't watched "Trash"

Jayne: Could be worse....could be butt naked in a desert

Saffron (in Box thinking): thats not a bad idea....

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:11 PM

LEESHAJOY

Adam: "You've gotta be kidding me...Nathan accidentally inhaled his script AGAIN?!"

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:17 PM

SAMEERTIA

The Weasley Twins once again forgot to include proper instructions on the Skiving Snackboxes, incuring the permanent wrath of the Captain.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:32 PM

VOLK564

Quote:
Originally posted by LeeshaJoy:
Adam: "You've gotta be kidding me...Nathan accidentally inhaled his script AGAIN?!"

Hahahahahahahahaha....very nice.

-Volk

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:32 PM

STEAMER

Not to steal your idea, Bun, but I'll add one of me own Burma-Shave ads here...

Mal and Monty/Old war buddies/Till Mal's nose/The missus bloodies/FIREFLY.

Ooorrrrr....

"Jayne, I told you to fire ACROSS his nose, not UP it!!"
"Well, not like it's that hard to miss..."

~
'Eta Gorram Na Smech!'
(That's gorram ridiculous!)

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:36 PM

WASHBURNEFAN

Jayne: Not my fault Captain gets drunk n gets bitten by some rabid dog.

Kaylee: No I think he was shaving. But he's bleeding pretty bad...

Jayne: Ergo the drunk part.

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And a good south wind sprung up behind ;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner's hollo !

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:41 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Jayne: Woah there, cap... ‘spectin’ to see the Full Monty.

Kaylee: But I thought we loved the Full Monty! (to Zoe) Don’t we love the Full Monty?

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:08 PM

Jayne was astounded as Mal once again demonstrated his ability to shoot paper out of his nose through sheer willpower. Kaylee was mystified as to the significance of this.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:20 PM

Nathan was right about the Buick. He was wrong about *two* Buicks.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:30 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by CHOLLETT:
Jayne was astounded as Mal once again demonstrated his ability to shoot paper out of his nose through sheer willpower. Kaylee was mystified as to the significance of this.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

PD's ghost laughs because he is now dead from laughter.

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Nathan was right about the Buick. He was wrong about *two* Buicks.

Actally, the two 94 Reattas fit just fine, the trouble came later when he tried the single '85 Riviera. The reaver inside took exception to the nose hairs scratching the paint.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:48 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Mal: I am the Eggman, They are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus! Googoo gajoob.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:36 PM

VOLK564

My two cents:

Turns out that baby Jesus wasn't takin' no dirtnap...

-Volk

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:17 PM

TEALCANDTRIP

Quote:
Originally posted by Volk564:
My two cents:

Turns out that baby Jesus wasn't takin' no dirtnap...

-Volk

oh ho ho ho ho.... Man, that's gonna have me giggling for a while yet. Right up there with Nathan inhaling the script.

"I also hear that there's something called Firefly, which is either a canceled science-fiction television show or a new religion, I'm not clear on that. Either way, prayers for the resurrection are involved." – Lore Sjoberg

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:27 PM

Kaylee: what're we haulin' cap?

Mal: nosebleed seats, cant you tell?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:52 PM

CHOO1701

Kaylee: "I told you you shouldn't have had a pen fight with Joss...."

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 9:51 PM

Reaverina1985Riviera:
Actally, the two 94 Reattas fit just fine, the trouble came later when he tried the single '85 Riviera. The reaver inside took exception to the nose hairs scratching the paint.
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ROFL, Reaver! I was half afraid nobody had read that comment of Nathan's.
Here's the next effort:

Obviously, it had been too soon to make a move on Inara.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:00 PM

Jayne was in awe. Mal had successfully escaped from the Blue Hand Men with naught but a nosebleed. Kaylee, however, was not surprised. The rest of the crew, however, was in stitches.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:18 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:

Mal: OK, not so hi-larious when it's me on the other end of that closed fist.

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Friday, May 26, 2006 7:21 PM

I'm angry, and I'm armed...

bun
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----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Friday, May 26, 2006 9:48 PM

Never before had Mal been with a warrior woman.

bun
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----- why's the rum gone? 7706 ----

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 4:51 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Wash (OS): You do know, don't you, that you're supposed to use BABY geese, not full grown ones.

or maybe...

Mal's angry bull impression failed slightly after he belatedly realised that Jayne had taped the cloak to the side of Serenity.

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 10:27 AM

Mal: "My name is Malcolm Reynolds. You killed my sinuses. Prepare to die."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 11:50 AM

CITIZEN

Jayne: What's the matter, get beat up by a little girl again?

Or

Mal: Okay Kaylee, we'll stop for batteries, just please don't hit me again...

Or

The only sure way to get out of the Alliance draft, pretend you're insane. Now all Mal needed were some underpants to put on his head.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 5:04 PM

Rejected by Reavers, Mal returns to Serenity to nurse his tender ego.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firely Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 6:11 PM

Jayne: "Whoa, Mal, what happened to YOU?"
Mal: "We won the Spacey award for favourite movie on the Space Channel in Canada, with 36%."
Kaylee: "Then...what's with the nosebleed?"
Mal: "I got mugged by Batman, Darth Vader, Voldemort, and Hartigan. Guess they got jealous."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 10:14 PM

ONTHEDRIFT

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

You know I've been admiring your gorram mustache for awhile now Jayne. Thought I'd try one myself, I hear it helps with the ladies.

or

Well Jayne, I figured it must be the mustache that helps with the whole not kissing 'em on the mouth thing. Better safe than sorry around YoSaffBridge.

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 10:30 PM

LOESJE58

Gorram Black Market Beagles got a little out of control, OKAY!!

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 10:30 PM

LOESJE58

Gorram Black Market Beagles got a little out of control, OKAY!!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 1:46 AM

KESSIE

Nathan: " And then I´ll growl at the FOX executive, in hope that I look scary or pitiful enough so that he renews us for a full season!"

Or

Kaylee: "Cap doesn´t anyone to know but his nose job went horribly wrong. Pretend you don´t see anything, okay?"

Jayne giggles insanely.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:53 PM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Mal: Okay Kaylee, we'll stop for batteries, just please don't hit me again...

Hi-larious, love it!

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Kaylee: Come on, you guys, do you really need a caption for this one?

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne: So how'd that powder sniffing contest with Scarface go?

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:09 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

The only sure way to get out of the Alliance draft, pretend you're insane. Now all Mal needed were some underpants to put on his head.

Damn! You beat me to this reference!!

'Mal stormed off in a sulk when no-one recognised his Bugs Bunny impression.'

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:57 PM

>On occasion, Mal confuses the air-sniffing with the dirt-kissing.

>Don't tell ME what to goddam do!

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bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/23~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Monday, May 29, 2006 2:44 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Jayne: Sir… u were supposed to store all carry-on items before take off…

Kaylee: Umm… Could we just get some peanuts?

Wha?!?... *sniff sniff* OH.... IM ON FIRE!!!

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Monday, May 29, 2006 3:48 AM

TAYEATRA

Adam: "I told you to take it easy on the nostril flaring"

*****
Taya
*****
I'm going to S3!!!
(*Insert hysterical celebration dance here*)

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Monday, May 29, 2006 7:34 AM

WHITEFALL

The crew discovers Mal's vampire envy complex.

Kaylee: Mal, no matter how bad you miss those days, you can't be a vampire again!

Jayne: Wait... you weren't ever no vamPYr...

Mal: Don't look at me! *hiss* *hiss*

Jayne & Kaylee: Sad.

I survived a day in Whitefall and all I got was this lousy signature!

Terrifying Space Monkey of Destiny

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Monday, May 29, 2006 4:31 PM

>Up until the punching it was a real nice party.

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>Yep. That went well....

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bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Monday, May 29, 2006 4:47 PM

CHYNNAPRINCESS

Adam and Jewel: SUMMER!!!
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Mal: Nishka had one of his men put me through an engine to see how I liked it.

Jayne: There's no way...

Kaylee: How'd ya like it Cap?

Mal: More than the engine.

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Monday, May 29, 2006 7:58 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Mal was greeted with shock as he came back from having his nose-hairs plucked.

OR

JAYNE:"What the...?

KAYLEE:"Mal, your nose is fine the way it is, you don't gotta get a nosejob..."

MAL:"Shuddup, i feel preddy...or ad leasd i will..."

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Voting will be up tomorrow!

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Monday, May 29, 2006 8:35 PM