NATHAN FILLION FACTS by CHOLLETT

Nathan Fillion CAN and WILL be your hero. Doesn't even need to ask, unlike SOME people. *cough*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 9:06 PM

BELOWZERO

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Nathan Fillion not only wrote and solved Da Vinci's code - he IS the holy grail!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

Uh-oh! Followmal! We are so busted! Obviously SOMEONE has beenr eading the Religion of Nathan thread in the Bunk and noticed we now have the Priory of Nathan to protect him because he *is* the Holy Grail!

Well THANKS HEAPS FutureMrs (which is actually ME BTW)

for making my job harder!!!

ps don't fear the reapers either

"Do not go gentle into that good night....
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. . ."
--Dylan Thomas

Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light.
I have loved the stars too fondly
To be fearful of the night.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006 10:05 PM

fredgiblet wrote:
Tuesday, May 23, 2006 19:01
I can't believe no one else has thought of this yet:

It is physically impossible to take the sky from Nathan Fillion
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I can't believe it, either.
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Nathan Fillion is The Rainbow and the Pot of Gold at the end of it.

Nathan Fillion knows why the sky is blue.

Nathan Fillion makes each snowflake to a different pattern.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:17 AM

LANCER

Nathan Fillon once gueststared as the villian on an unaired episode of Walker Texas Ranger, it was unaired becaue in the script the badguys where not suppose to win and they did.

on a sidenote, a lot of theese facts can be used with Summer Glau as well :)

Well, here I am

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:41 AM

CHOO1701

Nathon Fillion knows how to make Marvin happy

And

Nathon Fillion is the only Time Lord who doesn't change when he regenerates.

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I'm lame at this, i know

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 9:28 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

lol, these are so Hi-larious!!
Here's my stab:

*Bill Gates isn't really that rich, its just a loan off Nathan Fillion.

*Nathan Fillion invented the colour brown.

*In the first cut of Serenity, Wash didn't die, because Nathan Fillion caught the spike and threw it back, simultaneously impaling all the reavers and alliance soldiers.

*If he wanted, Nathan Fillion could fire Sir Alan Sugar.

*Nathan Fillion could kick Buffy's ass, but he won't, because he's too much of a gentleman to hit a girl.

*If Nathan Fillion released a single, it would be top of the charts. For ever.

*The real reason the War of Unification started is because the Alliance were jealous of Nathan Fillion.

*When he was young, Nathan Fillion built a sancastle. It's now called the Great Wall of China.

*Nathan Fillion understands AND comprehends.

*Nathan Fillion could, if he wanted to, set a new land speed record, on foot.

Thats all I can think of right now, sorry they're a bit rubbish.

I love Wash! Bring back Wash!

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 10:00 AM

CHOO1701

Nathon Fillion can pity Mr. T. And Mr. T will accept.

NAthon Fillion knows THAT secret

Nathon Fillion doesn't need the force to hit the Death Star vent

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 3:47 PM

CAT1620RD

alot of those I have already seen on the Jack Bauer Facts...expecially the only reason your still awake one which was taken from 24 itself (that one is my myspace signature). but funny none the less.

Nathan Fillion makes onions cry

God created light so that Mal could aim, not that he needed it.

Malcolm Reynolds does not miss, if he doesn't shoot you it's because he is to busy shooting a reaver three miles away.

Mal could have won the war single handedly, but he had to downplay his abilities so as to seem no more powerful then the average man.

Nathan Fillion once walked down the street with an erection...there were no survivors.

Nathan Fillions cat is named Chuck Norris, because he is a pussy.

sure I stole the majority of those from the Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris facts...I am ashamed

It's a real burden being right so often.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 4:35 PM

CHRISTHECYNIC

Quote:
Originally posted by CAT1620RD:
sure I stole the majority of those from the Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris facts...I am ashamed

You should be, I make all of my facts up. And if the previous sentance doesn't have a certain silliness to it you should read it again, but I do, indeed, make mine up on my own.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 5:33 PM

Nathan Fillion does not need stolen facts. His own are good enough.

Nathan Fillion's facts are not made up. They are the real thing.

Nathan Fillion does not smell like turnips. Turnips smell like Nathan Fillion.

Nathan Fillion did not fall off the turnip truck. He drove it. Fast.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Wednesday, May 24, 2006 8:50 PM

Nathan Fillion was originally Superman. Then he let Brandon Routh play him in a movie.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:34 PM

Nathan Fillion doesn't need a spam filter for his PC. Spam is too afraid to try to get to him.

Apologies for the double post. Nathan Fillion hates double posts.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, May 26, 2006 8:17 AM

For history nerds-

Nathan Fillion was the one who saved Rome from Hannibal, thereby securing the future of Western civilisation. He traveled back in time in a Time Machine that he built from scratch. And then he dropped it off to Jules Verne. In fact, all of Jules Verne's books are based off of the adventures of Nathan Fillion.

Little aside note- how's the book idea coming?

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Friday, May 26, 2006 10:32 AM

MALVINUS

Only Smarties Have The Answer - As Does Nathan

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Friday, May 26, 2006 7:13 PM

Nathan Fillion eats the red ones first-because he can.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, May 26, 2006 7:57 PM

Nathan Fillion knows where ShipsCat has gone.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 6:15 PM

Nathan Fillion won a Spacey Award, against Star Wars 3, Sin City, Narnia, Harry Potter, and Batman, with over a third of the votes. True story! Was there ever any doubt?

NOW OPEN TO FACTS OF OTHERS (IE.JOSS, ETC.)

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 8:23 PM

MERC2K

Chuck Norris? Bah!

Do you guys know a fella by the name of Bill Brasky?

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Saturday, May 27, 2006 10:04 PM

Yeah, I know Bill Brasky! He's a 10 foot tall beast man.

Wow! Nice digging, there! Good to see someone who knows where the Chuck Norris myths were inspired from/borrowed from!

"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."

To anyone else: Try googling the name.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 1:22 PM

OURMRSTIGHTPANTS

Okay, okay, I've been thinking of them all day so I had to add some:

Nathan Fillion is Keyser Soze.

Sweet dreams are made of Nathan Fillion.

Nathan Fillion caused the Great San Francisco earthquake of 1906. When reached for comment about how this was possible, Nathan merely responded: "two chicks at the same time."

"We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty"
www.sandiegobrowncoats.com

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:29 PM

CAPTAINSHINY

I've already done these with Bruce Campbell, Morgan Freeman, and Judi Dench. But now I can add Nathan to the list.

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:32 PM

CAPTAINSHINY

"Law & Order" are the names of Nathan Fillion's nostrils.

-Stay Shiny
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon

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Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:12 PM

Continuing off of CaptainShiny:

The TV show Law and Order: Criminal Intent was originally about Nathan Fillion's nostrils getting into trouble. I'll leave it to you to figure out exactly what kind of trouble it was...

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Monday, May 29, 2006 7:42 AM

JUSTANOTHERMUDDER

The name "Nathan Fillion" is a killing word.

Every night, he sleeps on a bed of live puppies.

He invented puppies.

In every Star Trek movie, or TV show, all the klingons are played by Nathan Fillion.

"Always be yourself. Unless you suck." Joss Whedon

JustAnotherMudder=NYPinTA Goodness.

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Monday, May 29, 2006 7:59 AM

CHYNNAPRINCESS

Nathan Fillion ice cream cone never melts...ever.

The Red Eye was invented when Nathan Fillion decided that his flight to Japan was taking too long so he simply opened the airlocks, jumped out, and proceeded to carry the plane to Japan piggyback in mid air.

Nathan Fillion can sneeze with his eyes open.

Nathan Fillion can regenerate lost appendages.

Nathan Fillion has 2 sets of teeth and is able to chew gristle as if it was bolonga.

Nathan Fillion can make a penguin fly.

Elmer's glue is made of Nathan Fillion boogers.

Dust is allergic to Nathan Fillion.

Nathan Fillion's skeleton is covered in adamantium and it is impossible for scientist to tell us how old he really is.

Nathan Fillion controls the weather.

All your base are belong to Fillion.

Nathan Fillion can play a trombone with his butt cheeks.

Nathan Fillion got a black belt in karate. Grand master told him to break a board but the board split of it's own volition when it saw him coming.

Nathan Fillion invented the cure for the common cold, his sweat mixed with his tears and stirred with love.

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 12:31 PM

WISHUPONAWASH

The character of Sharpe is based on Nathan Fillion, when he went back in time. Bernard Cornwell was Nathan’s personal secretary at the time.

Nathan Fillion completed SAS training in one morning. He was taking it easy at the time.

Nathan Fillion plays cards with James Bond, the Devil and a magician. He does it with both his eyes closed and starts with 1p to bet with. By the end he turned that into enough money to break all banks……everywhere.

Nathan Fillion knows Book's secret, even though Book doesn’t know himself. He hasn’t told Joss yet which is why Joss hasn’t written Serenity 2.

Nathan Fillion invented Karate one winter's afternoon.

Here's how it might of been www.stillflying.net/

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 1:00 PM

LEAINA

gorram these are great!!

We soooo need to chose a top ten. Can anyone set up a poll?

L xx

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 1:35 PM

CHYNNAPRINCESS

Nathan Fillion is the original white meat.

Nathan Fillion can heat a frozen dinner under his armpit in 36 seconds.

Nathan Fillion sweat is the key secret ingredient in 58 popular colognes.

Nathan Fillion can turn water to vodka with a wave of his hand. This is great for parties.

Nathan Fillion built the Leaning Tower of Piza. It was upright until it saw his tower and then drooped from jealousy.

Nathan Fillion saliva cures lepracy.

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 4:43 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Because we are so very tired of the guessing - Nathan Fillion will be playing Wonder Woman.
He's just that good.

Bryce

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I swallowed a bug.

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 11:56 AM

LWAVES

Toooo many to read so I hope this hasn't been done:

Nathan Fillion is a superhero. By day he is a humourous, fun loving, jovial prankster actor. By night he is Captain Tightpants, avenger for cancelled TV shows, fighter for something or other.

*strange noise*
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, it's trousers ripping!!

Also

Nathan Fillion swaps Coke cans for Dr Pepper in vending machines.

Nathan Fillion won the best actor oscar this year but declined all publicity so they didn't even show his nomination.

Nathan Fillion is Mal (See Nathan Fillion)

Nathan Fillion.... just is.

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 7:13 PM

By my friend Matt:

If Nathan Fillion was around during World War II he could have stopped Hiroshima by staring the bomb down.

Nathan Fillion is why it is getting hot in here.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 7:47 PM

ANONYMOUS1

Malcolm Reynolds card

pic from www.inkworks.com

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 9:36 PM

EMMARIGBY

Because of the overwealming muscularity of his rear end, Nathan has never had to own either a bottle opener or a pair of nut-crackers.

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Hisssssss!

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Friday, June 2, 2006 2:56 AM

BELLONA

* Nathan Fillion knows why women always go to the bathroom in pairs.
* Nathan Fillion knows what the Beach Boys would do without you.
* Nathan Fillion knows where babies really come from.
* Nathan Fillion can say what he wants and Sharlene Spiteri will change her mind.
* Nathan Fillion can make a right-side-up pineapple upside down cake.
* Nathan Filion knows what's in the Secret Sauce.
* Nathan Fillion told Einstein how the theory of relativity works.
* Nathan Fillion taught Han Solo everything he knows.
* Nathan Fillion found the cure for the common cold.
* Nathan Fillion knows what's up with Jack.
* Nathan Fillion went out on the town with Austin Powers. Austin went home alone.

b

"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
my other coat is brown.
I used to be snow white but I drifted - Mae West
1 conversion

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Friday, June 2, 2006 10:55 AM

BROWNIEGIRL

-Nathan Fillion can make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

-Nathan Fillion can step on Elivs's blue suede shoes...and Elvis will apologize.

-Nathan Fillion has the whole world in his hands.

Just my 2 bits, this thread was soo fun to read.

-Nathan Fillion started this thread!

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Friday, June 2, 2006 1:41 PM

SIKREA

Natan Fillion burned the land and boiled the sea, then he flew back over and said "All better".
Thats where the Garden of Eden came from.

It's all fun and games until Nathan Fillion kills someone

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Friday, June 2, 2006 2:47 PM

AZTECHROME

NATHAN FILLION IS FROM APPLETON, APPLETON.
THIS IS THE PRECISE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

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Friday, June 2, 2006 3:24 PM

Nathan Fillion knows what's up, doc.

Nathan Fillion knows what's new, pussycat.

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
-----why's the rum gone? 7706 -----

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Friday, June 2, 2006 4:17 PM

WASHBURNEFAN

The original name of the Civil was when Nathan Fillion gets mad.

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And a good south wind sprung up behind ;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner's hollo !

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Friday, June 2, 2006 4:19 PM

Nathan Fillion knows why you had to go and make things so complicated.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like Nathan Fillion?

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, June 2, 2006 5:09 PM

Nathan Fillion knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.

The Pacific Ocean was creating by God just for Nathan Fillion, because Nathan's bathtub (Also known as the Gulf of Mexico) was just a mite on the small side.

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Friday, June 2, 2006 8:41 PM

UNSARDONIC

Quote:
Nathan Fillion knows exactly where the G spot is, because he put it there.

Okay... I TRIED, I swear, I tried... to make it through this whole thread without flinching - I MEAN, laughing so hard I couldn't stop... just gufFAWing SO HARD, ohmugawd...

..but this last... I just lost it...
sorry... after that, I got nuthin'...

Of course... I wonder if I have to read the rest of this whole thread to figure out the whole controversy about whether or not Nathan DOES have a buncha buddies on his myspace or not...

As for me - I hope he does 'cause...

Ooh-ooh... here's my effort after the amount of thread I read:

"Nathan Fillion, despite his creation of the internet, his poker nights with Satan and the fact that, in the first picoseconds after the Big Bang, how the earliest ripple appearing in the Quantum Stew - namely, Nathan Fillion - resulted in the creation of all the stars and the galaxies that contain them... Nathan is still a normal Human Being who needs to wear kilts WITH browncoats and... wants to add friends to his myspace..."

...now how do I get onto Moreena's and Summer's friends-list?

GIVE ME MORE EPISODES OR... "your friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat."

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Saturday, June 3, 2006 10:34 PM

Why does Paris Hilton cycle through men so fast? She saw Nathan Fillion, he turned her down, and no mortal man can live up to the standards he set.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, June 4, 2006 2:07 AM

nathan fillion will say 'what' again.

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"the legs. oh, yeah. definitely have to say it was her legs. you can put that down. her legs and where her legs meet her back. in fact, that whole area. and... above it..."

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Tuesday, June 6, 2006 1:42 AM

WISHUPONAWASH

Quote:
Originally posted by Sofi: nathan fillion will say 'what' again.

And it will just as funny the second time as the first time. In fact it will be funnier.

Nathan Fillion never gets a hangover. In fact in the morning after a heavy nights drinking, he feels even better than when he was drunk.

Nathan Fillion can match everyone drink for drink and still keeping standing.

Here's how it might of been www.stillflying.net/

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Friday, June 9, 2006 2:34 PM

Just got an idea: SERENITY/SERENITY 2/3 FACTS!

Inspired by SOAP facts on IMDB.

Serenity 2 will win 38 Oscars at the Academy Awards. It will only be nominated for 36.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, June 11, 2006 4:34 PM