Who's Got the Biggest Boobs? by Succatash

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Who's Got the Biggest Boobs?

POSTED BY: SUCCATASH
UPDATED: Tuesday, June 13, 2006 05:58
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Tuesday, January 6, 2004 1:01 PM

I would like to clarify that this poll refers to "Boob Largeness" and nothing else. The question is not about Best Boobs, only biggest.

Awwww, come on, Lady J

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Friday, March 26, 2004 11:58 AM

SUCCATASH

BUMP! For Channain.....

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Friday, March 26, 2004 12:14 PM

KEVSCOAT

Since it's been bumped, I might as well get in on this too.

I always thought toss up between Zoe & Inara (among crew that is). I thought Kaylee was second SMALLEST to River, but then I guess we don't ever get a good look at 'em. Part of her wholesome image

I'm thinking that poll was answered less "scientifically" than it was supposed to be, ie, based more on popularity than fact.

Wow, still going since last November. Nothing like intelligent conversations

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Friday, March 26, 2004 4:34 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Saffron. They're huge. And fake. Keep in mind, the type of bra a woman wears can either make mediocre breasts look fantastic or effectively hide great big boobies.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Friday, March 26, 2004 6:24 PM

SUCCATASH

Mr. Skin has no info about Kaylee or Inara, but he says Zoe has "medium breasts" : http://www.mrskin.com/all/starbio.htm?id=02747

On a side note, Cordelia has large breasts but they are fake.
http://www.mrskin.com/all/starbio.htm?id=02747

Soon, we will be able to judge with our own eyes.

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Friday, March 26, 2004 6:27 PM

SAFFY

It's clearly Inara! See her in her bed in "Objects in Space."

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Friday, March 26, 2004 6:33 PM

PEACE

I am not going to dignify this thread by accepting its implicit assumption that female sexiness is determined by breast size. For me the two sexiest women in the whole Whedonverse are Kaylee and Fred on Angel. If I had to give the nod to either one of them, it would be Fred by a gnat's whisker. And yes, she works as Illyria in that tight outfit. It's the whole package.

Of course, that doesn't mean that I don't notice when Zoe does a close pass by the camera....

Oh, bugger! Now I have to wait for someone to wake up!

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Friday, March 26, 2004 7:11 PM

JERRY111

To deny your human impulses is to deny your humanity!!

INARA I SAY!!

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Friday, March 26, 2004 7:19 PM

SUCCATASH

Quote:
Originally posted by Peace:
I am not going to dignify this thread by accepting its implicit assumption that female sexiness is determined by breast size.

I don't believe the assumption is implicit.

Succatash:
"I would like to clarify that this poll refers to "Boob Largeness" and nothing else. The question is not about Best Boobs, only biggest."

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Friday, March 26, 2004 7:36 PM

PEACE

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Quote:
Originally posted by Peace:
I am not going to dignify this thread by accepting its implicit assumption that female sexiness is determined by breast size.
I don't believe the assumption is implicit.

Succatash:
"I would like to clarify that this poll refers to "Boob Largeness" and nothing else. The question is not about Best Boobs, only biggest."

But there is an implicit implication in the very assertion that the thread is about big boobs that it is about the best boobs, and therefore (implicitly) the most sensuous woman. There is an implicit dichotomy set up between bigness and smallness; even an implicit hierarchy. Since, in American culture, bigness is implicitly associated with quality, the thread, therefore, devolves (implicitly, mind you) into a base discussion who is the sexiest babe on Firefly based on her bra size.

Just an example of what too much education can do to you....

Oh, bugger! Now I have to wait for someone to wake up!

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Friday, March 26, 2004 7:49 PM

SUCCATASH

Quote:
Originally posted by Peace:
But there is an implicit implication in the very assertion that the thread is about big boobs that it is about the best boobs, and therefore (implicitly) the most sensuous woman.

Actually, you are sort of right. I tried to write a response but a Baywatch re-run started and I got distracted.

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Friday, March 26, 2004 7:53 PM

PEACE

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:
Quote:
Originally posted by Peace:
But there is an implicit implication in the very assertion that the thread is about big boobs that it is about the best boobs, and therefore (implicitly) the most sensuous woman.
I can't take responsibility for society, but I meant exactly what I asked, nothing more.

Oh, no-- I would never ask you to do that-- egads, that'd like taking responsibility for wiping out the dinosaurs or creating disco or something equally catastrophic....

Oh, bugger! Now I have to wait for someone to wake up!

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Friday, March 26, 2004 7:55 PM

SUCCATASH

You are correct from a certain point of view.

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Saturday, March 27, 2004 7:15 AM

THEFOP

Well now, I feel like I should put in my two cents here. I think that by far the most attractive woman in Firefly, and possibly in the whole of the Whedonverse (though Tara kicked ass) is Zoe. It's not because of her cup size, or her body, although both are very nice. She's a strong woman. I tell you, man, it's all about the strong women. I don't like, in relationship terms, anybody who wants to be looked after all the time, I like somebody who can stand on his or her own two feet, and is somewhat down to earth.

Now, if I were going purely on cup size, I'd say Inara, but that's not really my style.

I tried to call my roommate in on it, but I couldn't find any good pictures of them. She seems to think that they look basically the same, which is a testament to how very very bad the quality of the pics on IMDB is.

once the snow got so deep you almost couldn't hear margaret atwood

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Monday, March 29, 2004 1:35 AM

MUTT999

Saffron gets my vote, hope she's somewhere in the BDM!

"We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient..."

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Monday, March 29, 2004 12:06 PM

BLACKOUTNIGHTS

It is so good to see that we Firefly fans pay attention to the questions that really matter. There is no competition. It's Saffron.

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Monday, March 29, 2004 12:39 PM

JUSTDAVID

Yes, Saffron's are bigger, but Christina Hendricks was a guest star, not a regular. So the question remains for the women who live on Serenity.

My vote for largest is Inara.
(Kaylee is the one I find most attractive -- I know, nobody asked that

)

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004 5:18 PM

GETUPKID

i am so madly head over heals for jewel staite and shes so sweet, and beautiful so u gotta give it 2 her

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004 6:07 PM

JENTLE

Dude, it's Simon. River says so in the message --

"You are such a boob."

Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004 6:11 PM

THECLAPS

Kaylee wins hands down...

But at this point I would like to point out that she's MARRIED.

*sob*

/fantasies

http://www.jewel-staite.com/default.asp?s=167&mm_item_id=37056&mm_grou
p_id=1317&pg=

...The guy looks like such a goof

/jealousy

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004 6:24 PM

MOOSE

Quote:
Originally posted by TheClaps:

But at this point I would like to point out that she's MARRIED.

You didn't have to tell us that...

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004 6:36 PM

THECLAPS

Sorry...

I feel like I'm all of a sudden at a funeral... but in Space! WWWWWWWwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Uh oh! catch the body before it floats away!

but yeah, she's only 21.. and MARRIED.

If you ever read this Jewel, there's a lot to look forward to in life! Don't let your man keep you down! If he does, I'll hop on a plane and swing by LA(?), and we'll go for a brew and you can tell me all about your day...

/creepiness

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004 6:39 PM

EBONEZER

Wow. We really are all geeks...

Total geeks.

Some of us with slightly less cleavage then others.

But why? Why do we care?

oh yeah. We have no lives...

Mal: Hell, I'd do this job for free!
Zoe: Can I have your share?
Mal: No.
Zoe: If you die can I have your share?

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Wednesday, March 31, 2004 6:42 PM

THECRAZYIVAN

i gotta go with Kaylee...gotta love her

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Take me out to the black.....

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Monday, June 12, 2006 2:51 AM

KYOBONITSUKI

Update...

well inara's packing rather average flotation gear it seems....

http://www.propstore.com/product_info/pid/8151/cat_id/8/view/1/ob/usp/
num_display/100

34B

.... and despite my old sig file.... kaylee has worn quite thin on me..... saffron on the other hand....

cheers

matt

p.s. let it be known that i for one, greatly enjoy the character of saffron - on a purely naked, carnal, skippy peanut butter level...

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Monday, June 12, 2006 3:10 AM

JOSSISAGOD

Completely off topic here, but in the Spaceballs tribute, I'm a little surprised that the creator did not use the scene when the Eagle 5 left the oil streak in the sky! It was suspiciously like the one left by Serenity when they fled from the feds in the Pilot episode of Firefly! or is that the other way around?

also, Zoe is in my opinion from the pics I've seen clearly the more well endowed one of the bunch! Though, I love them all!

JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!

"Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

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Monday, June 12, 2006 3:12 AM

ALCON

Quote:
on a purely naked, carnal, skippy peanut butter level

Oh god... I can't know that!

The road goes ever on and on,
down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the road has gone,
and I must follow if I can.
- Bilbo Baggins (AKA JRR Tolkien)

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Monday, June 12, 2006 3:28 AM

RHODRI

Having watched the Blooper reel on BDM, the cast seem to agree that the big boobs belong to Summer!

Oh, sorry...were they not the type of boobs we're discussing?

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Monday, June 12, 2006 3:49 AM

PAGANPAUL

Matt/kyobonitsuki,

Despite the fact that Inara is only a size 34B, I find her to be "classically beautiful".
Kaylee is incredibly "pretty".
River is very "cute".
Zoe is "statuesque".

All four of them are quite stunning and desirable, each in their own ways, as is every woman on the planet. Each woman is beautiful in her own unique way, and there is no need to objectify and demean any one of them in order to appreciate the others.

Having said that, the answer to this thread's original question is that Saffron has the biggest rack.

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:37 AM

MSG

Thoreau- I have to agree with you're wife. Zoe's about a C cup Kaylee is a large B Saffron is also a large B Inara's a straight up B and River's a slightly more than A. It looks like Saffron's bigger because her body is more slender making the curve more noticable and in her pretty dress the wardrober gave her lifts to give the dress more of a balanced curve so that's not exactly all her ( sorry guys)
That said they're all hot!

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:45 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I think Saffron is bigger than a B. I am a full C and girlfriend is bigger than me. She and I are about the same size all over. Including the back boobs :(

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:54 AM

PENGUIN

If you look at the clothing at Propstore, the women (excluding Yosafbridge) are about the same size. Presentation is everything!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:57 AM

MONKSDAD

it has to be yosaffbridge, those are superhuman

"And I think calling him that is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community."

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Monday, June 12, 2006 6:57 AM

MSG

Hmm Future Mrs. I may be a bit off then, but I'm pretty sure Kaylee's getting some help and maybe Saffron is a C which would tie her with Zoe. Myself I am unfortunately a DD ( yes I am serious and getting that reduced)I lost a ton of weight ( well 110 pounds) and am still DD. Go figure

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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Monday, June 12, 2006 7:01 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I am hoping someday to have mine reduced. Just get in the way.

Congrats on the weightloss! Go you!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Monday, June 12, 2006 9:21 AM

AGENTROUKA

I think Saffron's definitely more than a B... She's slight, but not that slight that a B would look this ample, I think...

Screencaps, for illustration:

(I'm a girl, if I obsess about this it's not dirty... err.. okay, so it's shallow, but whatever, hehehe.)

http://still-flying.net/images/trash/

http://still-flying.net/images/ourmrsreynolds/index.php?page=5

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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:04 AM

PAGANPAUL

Let's look at this issue once more...

I'd have to say, from least to most, it would be...

1) River
2) Anara
3) Zoe
4) Kaylee
5) Saffron

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

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Monday, June 12, 2006 10:15 AM

PAYTHEMAN

I'd have to say Zoe. Kaylee's chest never looked too sizeable.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 3:22 AM

SHINYTRINKET

A better question might be who IS the biggest boob?

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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a good gorram.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 5:58 AM

DONCOAT

Having met Summer, Jewel, Morena, and Christina in person, I can say with perfect assurance that Christina (Saffron) has the largest breasts of the four.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I can't make the Gina/Christina call from personal experience, unfortunately, but based on the evidence available I'd still give Christina the edge in that department.

Actually, though, my personal preferences run to the smaller-sized mammaries, so Christina's win is a loss in my book. But I suppose you can't know that.

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I don't disagree on any particular point.

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