Your favorite FIREFLY way to die by Flame

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Your favorite FIREFLY way to die

POSTED BY: FLAME
UPDATED: Thursday, June 15, 2006 09:51
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 7:23 PM

FLAME

Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Telling Mal to kiss my white ass before he kicks me into the engine.

Better yet, tell him to take a bite of YOUR "green apple."

~ Flame ~

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 7:34 PM

FLAME

You're right, I didn't include the two spoiler deaths from SERENITY. Those count, too.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 7:50 PM

RIVER6213

Green Apple? that's lost on me.

River

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 7:51 PM

SQUID

How about going out, the Nandi way? Meet the captain, sleep with the captain, and ultimately be "failed" by him and get shot with a laser. Death after sex? Uh yeaa. Sorta indirectly related but hey, the guys got death-after-sex drug with Nara.

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sense to me?"

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 8:02 PM

FLAME

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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Green Apple? that's lost on me.

In the extended FIREFLY gag reel, Nathan says "How'd you like a bite of this green apple, America?" after rubbing his rearend.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 9:32 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

That line is also in the regular gag reel that made release, said when the circle is closing on his nekkid butt. Though I didn't know it was actually him saying it until I saw the extended; I don't know why, but it just didn't sound like him. I laughed so hard when I found out!

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 9:59 PM

RIVER6213

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Originally posted by Flame:
Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Green Apple? that's lost on me.

In the extended FIREFLY gag reel, Nathan says "How'd you like a bite of this green apple, America?" after rubbing his rearend.

~ Flame ~

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Oh, I see. I didnt see that particular gag reel.

River

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 10:53 PM

AYRAD

Hot, steamy, passionate, hard sex with Jayne 'til I can't breathe no more. I'd definitely leave this 'verse happy!

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:02 PM

SPACEANJL

Isn't it odd how many people choose this method?

Pictures Jayne slumped in a shuttle, shirt in rags.

"Hell, Mal, I ain't goin' out there no more. 'Verse is full o' crazy women tearing at my clothes. An' even with them shots from the Doc I can't be takin' all of 'em on..."

SpaceAnJL

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 12:45 AM

NIRWIN

Sucked through an engine, it's quick, and you can hopefully cause some damage to the engine as a last act of defiance.

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Nirwin

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:02 AM

AGATSU

I'd also turn around and fart before Mal kicks me. And probably go "Wheeeeeeee!".

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 1:34 AM

CHOO1701

Throught the engine: quick and quite airy

or being licked to death by River (or Kaylee if you dress up as a giant strawberry...)

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:11 AM

BELLONA

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originally posted by SpaceAnJL:
Pictures Jayne slumped in a shuttle, shirt in rags.

"Hell, Mal, I ain't goin' out there no more. 'Verse is full o' crazy women tearing at my clothes. An' even with them shots from the Doc I can't be takin' all of 'em on..."

then just have me, darlin!! failin' that, i'll take an overdose of mal any day.

b

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my other coat is brown.
I used to be snow white but I drifted - Mae West
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:19 AM

FLAME

Quote:
Originally posted by SpaceAnJL:
Isn't it odd how many people choose this method?

Pictures Jayne slumped in a shuttle, shirt in rags.

"Hell, Mal, I ain't goin' out there no more. 'Verse is full o' crazy women tearing at my clothes. An' even with them shots from the Doc I can't be takin' all of 'em on..."

SpaceAnJL

It is interesting how popular "Death By Jayne" is. And here I thought I was the weird one for starting this thread and choosing it, myself.

I just have to say, your post is HIGH-larious. I could totally see it. Should be worked, somehow, into the SERENITY sequel or FIREFLY season two!!!

~ Flame ~

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 4:31 AM

SIXSHOOTER

Quote:
Originally posted by KinroeDarkstone:

I choose death by Kaylee. All that sweetness in close procimity for too long could give me a heartattack.

If you had diabetes, a few minutes around her’d be more then enough to do you in.

As for me I'd take being 'Stabbed in a Duel.'
Badarse way to go out.

Anyone else who feels the same way can meet me on the field of honor come daybreak.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 5:24 AM

KAYLEESTHEGREATEST

necrofelia

Someday the verse will spit in your soup but at least they gave you soup.
one day
one plan
one mission
one army of browncoats
june 23rd serenity day

-Our mission as browncoats is to make us known.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 8:02 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

I would chose overdosing on Wash.

And even if I somehow survived that happy scenario, Zoe would probably kill me anyway.
I guess a bullet in the brainpan (squish)would be quick and fairly painless, but it'd leave one hell of a mess for someone to clean up.

Damn you Fox!! Damn you to Hades!!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:19 AM

CHOO1701

How about having a heart attack. In Inara's shuttle. With the lead Pipe (what, were not playing Cludo!?!

)

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:29 AM

SIMONB

Quote:
Originally posted by Arcadia:
(Minnear said that in the original conception of Firefly, before fox toned down the darkness, there was going to an episode where Inara was kidnapped by Reavers, but survived because she had injected a chemical into her blood that killed anyone who had sex with her.)

Well, if I had to go....yeah, that's the one.

- Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:55 AM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by Flame:
You're right, I didn't include the two spoiler deaths from SERENITY. Those count, too.

Shiny! Then I'll go with that!

'Course now that someone mentions it, I wouldn't mind going out how Nandi did...provided I got a night with Mal prior to it as well.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:39 PM

AGATSU

I've slept with Mal, and he ain't all that.

*runs for the hills* .................... \o/ -muhahahahahahahaha!

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Thursday, June 15, 2006 9:51 AM

RMMC

Huh. Funny. He said the self same thing about you, Agatsu.

hehehehehe

How 'bout we settle this like civilized folk? Yep. I'm a callin' you out for a duel.

hehehehehehehhehehee *coughcough* *uses inhailer*
Hehehehehehehheheeeee!

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