Male and Female Imponderables--Yet Again by Tristan

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Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Darwin list? I have an assumption of what it contains but I Ain't aducated or all that schoolified. Can you fill me in?

The only example I can think of is the guy who died giving an elephant an enema. Drowned in elephant poop.

I'm not making this up!

So... in a tree? As Mal would say - Hunh.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:07 AM

Always loved the mountain tops, but a tree. Dang. (Bows in respect). I have a new thing for the stuff to do before I die list. Just hope that whole dying thing won't be in the lists and books our lovely little COPILOT mentioned.

COPILOT: Injuries that remove a person from the gene pool. I take it you don't mean having your face ripped off losing the fingers used to take money out of your wallet.

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:10 AM

SHEPHERD2BE

My favorite darwin awards usually involve the phrase, "Hey, watch this."

Tristan -- I think you may have solved what happened to the lost colony.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:13 AM

OK PEOPLE! SOME OF US HAVE NOT HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:20 AM

FMF - I've got you beat! But I'm choosing to live vicariously through others. For now.

My best friend is going to help me put together a match.com thing this weekend. It's an experiment. I'll let you know how you goes (Probably a lot like your classified ad, but we'll see...)

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:20 AM

Yet again I must referance a previous post. Try eight (as of may 28th). But who's countin'?
Show of hands.

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:22 AM

NVGhostrider, that is something I could probably not do again...it was eleven years ago...

Shepard2be...I never thought of it that way...thanks for the insight!

FMF, I am sorry to hear that. If it helps, I went celibate (and oh-so slightly insane) for about a year in order to focus on finishing my degree. Worst year of my life!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:23 AM

OK

Let me rephrase this. Some of us haven't had sex in over a year and for the last 18 years before that had sex maybe 3 times a year?????? Do I win yet? Is there no pity party for the me? No stud out there that wishes to assist me? A boy toy? Anyone? Anyone?

Hush NV or I will be forced to take a trip for the purposes of nefarious doings!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:27 AM

FMF, again I say....were I not married, I would take you in a manly fashion...and I think I am closer to you than the rest...assuming you would have been interested in the first place. But, as I am married to a woman who can kill me with her pinky...

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:31 AM

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Originally posted by Tristan:
FMF, again I say....were I not married, I would take you in a manly fashion...and I think I am closer to you than the rest...assuming you would have been interested in the first place. But, as I am married to a woman who can kill me with her pinky...

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and who now has joined us! LOL!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:34 AM

(bows in respect, Again) I give FMF. Didn't mean to get into a spittin' match. As you can see, I don't spit to well. So, I've never been too far east of the Mississippi...

TRISTAN: Your wife, though attractive and angelic, just may posess the power to kill with her pinky.

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:37 AM

EMMARIGBY

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Originally posted by Tristan:
Yes, the garters and corset outfit...if I had pictures, I would post them.

Ooh, this leads to an interesting question. How many of you out there are comfortable cross-dressing?
I recently threw a murder mystery dinner party and considered casting everyone in drag. I was surprised at the ranges of responses I got. Most of my girl friends were fairly up for it. One male friend was very keen (and had a dress all ready from a previous party that he'd kept because it was such a nice dress... hmmm!) but 2 guys refused point blank and got all panicky at the very idea! Just interested where most people fall.
(By the way, I've been in drag several times and it turns out I'd be a really pervy old letch! Oh and I found it disturbing when I showed the pictures of the party to my mum and her comment was 'who's he?' Argh! I didn't want to be THAT convincing!)

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Stories, stories, stories...
A few brief interludes; backstage during the performance of a play that both of us were involved in, flyloft of the same theatre, on a beach in NC (during summer theatre) with four or five other couples around while watching the sun come up, backseat of my car in front of my partner's mother's house. Thoses are some of the spontaneous encounters. I am also a huge fan of the shower...but it is important to have a large hot water heater. I also enjoy the possibility of getting caught, so I have had sex in numerous public and semi-public places, including crowded hotel rooms during Ren Faires.
I reserve the right not to post wilder things unless I am directly challenged.

Hmm, well I've had sex in a room full of people! They were asleep and we were VERY quiet! Oh dear, you've got me revealing the BAD stuff, I sure hope I never have to look any of you in the eye!

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Hisssssss!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:38 AM

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Originally posted by nvghostrider:
(bows in respect, Again) I give FMF. Didn't mean to get into a spittin' match. As you can see, I don't spit to well. So, I've never been too far east of the Mississippi...

TRISTAN: Your wife, though attractive and angelic, just may posess the power to kill with her pinky.

Thats ok. I went away for a moment but I am back now. :)
NV how come I can't see your myspace?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:39 AM

COPILOT

Holy Begeious woman! Get some tail already! Or a really nice spread of toys. Sometimes they're better anyway!

An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:42 AM

FMF: I'm not that kinda guy.
Oh, you're tryin to see myspace.
Gimme a sec while I figure it out.

COPILOT: You're such a sinner. I knew there was a reason why I liked you. It pays to have friends. Especially ones who wear brown coats.

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:47 AM

COPILOT

So in all honestly how do guys really feel about girls who have participated sexual situations involving more that two other people? Is this something I should hide?

An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:52 AM

FMF, yes she has joined us. And don't worry, she does not get jealous at comments.

NVGhostrider, yeah, she can when she needs to. She really is a very lovable woman, but I have trained her to kill...well, maim, at least.

(To explain it so it doesn't make me sound like a dog trainer...she was one of my Ren Faire fighters and I trained her to fight)

Emma, I am and will ever be a Dramatist...cross-dressing holds no fear for me at all. And to be fair to your two male friends, for women these days, there really is no such thing as cross-dressing. Y'all can wear what we wear without any social impact at all. Men who dress as women are still looked at sideways. It's not all that acceptable just yet.

Also, Emma, I think I enjoy having sex in a room full of people. Not, you know, up on a stage and all, but kinda like you described. Trying to be quiet makes those little sounds that escape that much more sensual.

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FMF, I have to agree with Copilot...tail or toys!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:58 AM

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Originally posted by Tristan:
FMF, yes she has joined us. And don't worry, she does not get jealous at comments.
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FMF, I have to agree with Copilot...tail or toys!
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(a) that is cool! the exMrFMF was jealous of the OBGYN. Or random man smiling on the street. STUPID

(b) OK TRYING!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:00 AM

Copilot, it would not really bother me...unless it happened while I was dating her, and I was the last to find out. I have an open mind as far as equality of the sexes having sexual experience...um, does that make sense? I was kind of a slut, so it would be a bit hypocritical of me to demand that my lover have a lily-white past, you know? As far as that being something you tell a current significant other...if it's something you think might send them running for the hills, then no. If you think it might either help the relationship (by proving you are open with your past) or even turn it into an experiment (you never know), then sure.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:01 AM

What man can be judgemental of that? Look at the statistics (wherever they are). Men fantasize about multiple partners more than women. One girl I'd seen a while back used to tell me about her escapades before we hooked up. (We shared alot of info with each other). I was a bit thrown off by it, but it didn't seem to matter much. I was more jealous because she got to try something I had not yet experienced. Besides, I felt better her telling me about it then hearing about it from someone else. Might not be information to be announcing to the whole world, but it may be important to let a future partner know where you stand. Besides, we've all done things not everyone agrees with. Can't make everyone happy so why suffer?

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:22 AM

FMF, the wife and I have a relationship that may seem weird to the outside world. We are happily married, yet we still flirt. Our one sacred rule regarding members of the opposite sex is "don't have sex with them"...everything else is pretty much open. We aren't swingers, please don't take it that way, it's just that neither of us is really a jealous person. I find that being that way makes for a better, stronger relationship. She has male friends she hangs out with to do the things I don't really enjoy doing (clubbing, etc), and I have my armoring...wait, that does sound kinda lopsided...
Seriously, though, she is a very alive person, and if I was a really jealous, controlling person, it would kill what makes her who she is.

Sorry, so endeth the sermon.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:24 AM

I got y'all beat.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:34 AM

Seryn...how so?

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:35 AM

sorry, just doing the math.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:35 AM

Please, do tell. Enquiring minds want to know.

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:36 AM

Ok, ya got me curious...spill it, Seryn.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by seryn:
I got y'all beat.

In what way, hmmm???

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:38 AM

Tristan- Have to say my husband and are have about the same arrangement. I figure we're married, not blind or dead and flirting just winds you up for the real action later with each other so have at it:)So I don't find your set up odd at all.

NV- I must warn you dude you are in grave danger of having a large group of women browncoats at your door ripping off your clothes..seriously you are killing us here!

I also now realize that I must immediately rush out and buy tickets to Jamaica.

As for past experience sharing, if it's the right guy then he won't mind. If he minds, he's the wrong guy.

and hey anyone else here ever gone for it on a swingset...it's unbelievable as long as you both have good balance:)

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:38 AM

Right, three years and two months.

No tail, not even a cheeky snog.

And apart from the aformentioned dearth of hugging, ihaven't missed it (too much)

I'm filling out the Nun application pack now.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:39 AM

COPILOT

Oh we're doing math now? Yikes! My very worst school subject.

Tristian you are amazing! FSO always teased me about being a flirt so I stopped. Then he told me it was one of the things he loved about me. How very free I was. He loved my freedom so much he was always stuffing me in a cage?

An I carried such a torch.......For the Dark Lord

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:40 AM

AHH!!
No, Seryn, we can't lose another one to the nunnery!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:41 AM

no, you don't have to do math! Would we do that to you?

Dammit! Do you think i could just fudge around the whole not believing in God business?

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:43 AM

Seryn- you know that Nuns don't get any batteries, right?? So I would grab that application just yet. So do you have your eye on anyone or are you on strike??

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:44 AM

Copilot, thank you...but the wife would probably say "Please, spend an hour with him!"

The boyfriend she had before me was a very jealous individual. I am the opposite...so it took her awhile to get used to it, but boy has she! Jealousy never made much sense to me...it's a matter of trusting your partner. If they screw up, the relationship is over without question. Same goes for both sides, though. And if there is ever a question, it should be addressed as soon as possible. We have good communication for the most part, and that helps a lot.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:45 AM

Don't feel so bad. It just gets a bit difficult in certain aspects. Alot of the non sexual stuff really gets me. Snuggling a bit. Holding hands alot. Making out? Most definately. I save all of the touchy feely for that special someone. I really do feel sorry for the next one.

Note: I hate having big fingers. Maybe the keyboard is just small.

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:48 AM

MSG - I need an SO so I can get back to Jamaica! Just not the same sitting in the window seat by yourself.

Seryn - that Jamaica trip was over three years ago, and the boy and I broke up a few months after. So you and I are about tied.

I ain't going near the nunnery though. I'd have to stop swearing.

Yeah, NV, be careful. You may get recruited into traveling around the country putting a few of us out of our misery.

Swingset? Anyone seen that episode of Sex and the City?

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:49 AM

NV_ok that's odd why would you feel sorry for them?? All we can think is lucky them

and just to taunt you FMF...nah that's cruel, but I still say you should go find yourself a nice guy about 24 and have a fun time. No strings, just fun:)

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:52 AM

I suppose you could say i'm on strike.

or I was.

Lately (and all this frank sex talk and Tristan the Magnificent and his Mrs Magnificent has made me want to rethink the situation.

But while theres a stultifying lack of acceptable available men and means to get out and pull them, its easier to think of it as a situation of my own choosing.

Short answer, when I see someone I like the look of, I'll change my mind.

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:53 AM

Ever see a household pet in a home with ten little kids. Poor kitty. Understand?

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:56 AM

Seryn, there's always D*C...might not be able to make a solid, lasting relationship, but you will be surrounded by Browncoats...
Same goes to FMF, assuming you can get to D*C.

DISCLAIMER
This post in no way advocates using D*C as a "hook-up" convention...but let the cards fall as they may.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by nvghostrider:
Ever see a household pet in a home with ten little kids. Poor kitty. Understand?

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

I'm confused - are you the kitty, or one of the little kids?

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 10:58 AM

OK girls...who votes Lucky Kitty and who says poor kitty?

NV- I'm betting on lucky kitty but we'll see

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:01 AM

Gosh MSG. Making a dark man blush. You're good.

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:05 AM

ZEEK

About replies: I'm a guy and if someone says something that I don't feel the need to reply to I just won't say anything back. It's not about being rude. Maybe I just don't have anything to add. Saying "cool" or "yeah" a bunch doesn't do anything for me.

About my girlfriend ever being in a threesome or moresome: I wouldn't be too happy about it. I'm still old fashiony. I think sex should actually be with people you love and not just about fun. You want to have fun buy a toy. Maybe it's just me though. Whether it's a deal breaker or not probably depends how long I've been in the relationship before finding out. If this is one of the first things I learn about her then chances are things will hit the rocks quick. If I'm already pretty deep in the relationship I'll probably grant more leeway (sp?).

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:08 AM

What do you think MSG stands for ( man she's good) just kidding...sort of it's actually Ms. G which is what my students call me. That being said you think I'm trouble now you should meet me in person. I am (sadly) hell on wheels;)which can be disconcerting. Grew up with all boy neighborhood and those boys are now #1- a Navy Seal #2- a Swat sniper #3- a firefighter/paramedic so I'm a bit much

However- NV face it at this point you'd be smart to avoid answering your door for a while. It's probably a large group of women and they're up to no good;)

You're only young once, but you can be immature any time!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:25 AM

msg..."man she's good"...I like that!

NVGhostrider, not that I don't think you are capable of handling them all by yourself, if you need someone there to keep them distracted, let me know!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:31 AM

Interestingly enough I have noticed the attraction factor in my town lately. Might be I have opened up a smidge in the past few weeks and really seem accessable. Don't really understand it at this point, guess I'll just have to run with it. Uh Oh, ego starting to grow. Must keep in check. Can't let head swell.

Don't be sad about the whole Hell on Wheels thing. Its quite enthralling to see a woman take charge and kick ass.

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:38 AM

Just catching up. Out of your misery? Novel idea. Ialways loved traveling. May have to charge a small stipend for expenses and the like.

Jayne: I was gonna get me an ear too.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 12:08 PM