** Don't Feed the Trolls ** by STDOUBT

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Oh, are there trolls again? I thought they all stopped trying through the little issue we had.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 2:24 AM

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 2:34 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww! Just wook at his fat wittle cheeks!

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 4:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by STDOUBT:
'nuff said

I disagree, you need to give a reason.

If we didn't feed the trolls The Forsaken wouldn't have come into existance and we would have one thing less to laugh at.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 4:44 AM

DEEPGIRL187

Trolls? What trolls? Did I miss them again? Drat. Double drat, even. I never get to see the idiots running amok. They're so much fun...

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This is my story...

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 4:50 AM

ZZETTA13

Went by the Troll cage earlier. They were spreading their poop around on the ground.

Z

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 4:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by zzetta13:
Went by the Troll cage earlier. They were spreading their poop around on the ground.

Well I suppose there are worse places to put it.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 5:02 AM

PAGANPAUL

Is that why my profile was deleted when I went to log in yesterday? Am I a troll?

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 5:07 AM

ZZETTA13

sung to the trolls:

"Bake the land, boil the sea, just please don't throw your poop at me...."

"Don't get mad my name really ain't Z..."

sorry,got a little carried away with this,Z

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 5:11 AM

CITIZEN

PaganPaul:

When did you register?

Haken had to restore the database from a known working version dated back to May. He was updating most of the tables manually, and I assume he left the user accounts off. So if you registered since the 15th of May your account wouldn't have been included in the backup database.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:34 AM

RIVER6213

Trolls, trolls, trolls!!!!
*sung by a group of faceless goth types on 34th street in New york*

Say, did Haken figure out what crashed our site yet?

River

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:57 AM

RMMC

'Twas spambots attacking the BSR that choked the server.

Death to all spambots and their evil overlords!

******
RMMC

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 7:28 AM

A spambot bit my sister once.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 7:47 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
PaganPaul:

When did you register?

Haken had to restore the database from a known working version dated back to May. He was updating most of the tables manually, and I assume he left the user accounts off. So if you registered since the 15th of May your account wouldn't have been included in the backup database.

So that's why my sig and tagline reverted. I had wondered.
Wow, glad I registered in March. Was it March? Might have been April. Either way.
RMMC, I love your little protesters! So cute!

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 7:55 AM

They always have the pretty blue one lead the protest...

IS THERE NO ROOM FOR US SILVERS?

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:02 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Hmmmmmmm, y'know, oddly enough the only silver emote I have is this one:

Thoug I do have some others that are bluish silver

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:27 AM

*runs backwards shooting at spambots with his machine gun*

death to spambots!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:40 AM

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Spambots eat computers!

Do your civic duty; Kill a spambot today.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 9:41 AM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

Can we sic the trolls and the spambots on each other? And throw in a couple of Reavers for good measure?

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 9:45 AM

Drusilla: And honey!

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 9:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SAVEWASH:
Can we sic the trolls and the spambots on each other? And throw in a couple of Reavers for good measure?

Will that be televised?

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 10:18 AM

CHOO1701

"Cap'n. Theres trolls in the engine room!!! "

Just like cuckoos. Come in. Survive on everyone else, then when they lay more trolls, that spread further,and as the forum slowly dies, they go find another nest.

pieaces of [galactic language]

(well, thats my theory...)

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by Choo1701:
"Cap'n. Theres trolls in the engine room!!! "

Just like cuckoos. Come in. Survive on everyone else, then when they lay more trolls, that spread further,and as the forum slowly dies, they go find another nest. pieaces of [galactic language]

(well, thats my theory...)

hate and intolerance is everywhere- front yard, at work, even on a great cancelled show's fan site.
speak your piece and get banished to troll country- very alliance like-
I'm glad im a browncoat.

"we're not trying to tell people what to think- we're just trying to show them how"

Bin Laden, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, they are all quite proud...

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 10:26 AM

CHOO1701

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:
"Cap'n. Theres trolls in the engine room!!! "

Just like cuckoos. Come in. Survive on everyone else, then when they lay more trolls, that spread further,and as the forum slowly dies, they go find another nest. pieaces of [galactic language]

(well, thats my theory...)

hate and intolerance is everywhere- front yard, at work, even on a great cancelled show's fan site.
speak your piece and get banished to troll country- very alliance like-
I'm glad im a browncoat.

"we're not trying to tell people what to think- we're just trying to show them how"

Bin Laden, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, they are all quite proud...

I think i might need that in Captain dumby speak...

But yeah: With a good community trolls can just go outta the window (door, celing, hatch, airlock, etc...).

"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 10:40 AM

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 10:45 AM

CHOO1701

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

Let them defend themself.

If he has something new to bring to the matter about Trolls then possibly not. If he doesn't then possibly yes.

Anything to add to the matter Brookyln?

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 11:24 AM

REAVERMALPARIDO

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
hate and intolerance is everywhere- front yard, at work, even on a great cancelled show's fan site.
speak your piece and get banished to troll country- very alliance like-
I'm glad im a browncoat.

"we're not trying to tell people what to think- we're just trying to show them how"

Bin Laden, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, they are all quite proud...

Jawohl, mein fuhrer.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 12:55 PM

SHINYALORA

Mine got deleted too, but i think that i did register after the revamped date that someone else mentioned. anyway did you try signing up again with the exact same username? thats what i tried and it let me have it back and still even had my recent posts held in my profile i just had to reset my picture and tagline.
keep flying,
aubrey (aka alora)

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 1:10 PM

CHRISISALL

If a troll latches onto you and bites your leg, are you, in effect, feeding it?

Chrisisall

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 2:36 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

Originally posted by christhecynic:

Quote:
Will that be televised?

Only on Fox.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 2:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:
Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:

Let them defend themself.

If he has something new to bring to the matter about Trolls then possibly not. If he doesn't then possibly yes.

Anything to add to the matter Brookyln?

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

oh, yes, i do; i'm sorry, i was busy banging your mom
now that i'm done with that i should justify my existence to you.
get comfortable, really comfortable, you'll be waiting a bit........

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 3:03 PM

CHRISISALL

You...want to be alone, don't you....

Would Mal talk like that? Wash? Jayne?
Well, Jayne....

Point is, you have all manner of no manners! Leave folk's mom's outta these tiffs, okay?

I think I've grown Chrisisall

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 3:34 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
A spambot bit my sister once.

Was she carving her intials in it?

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose: RMMC, I love your little protesters! So cute!

Thanks! I got 'em at freesmileys.org. They got lots of cute ones.

This one looks kinda like Jayne, doesn't he?

Quote:
originally posted by: Christhecynic:
Quote:
Originally posted by: Savewash: Can we sic the trolls and the spambots on each other? And throw in a couple of Reavers for good measure?

Will that be televised?

If we make it a pay-per-view event we could raise even more money for SN/EN.

*****
RMMC

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 3:45 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:

oh, yes, i do; i'm sorry, i was busy banging your mom
now that i'm done with that i should justify my existence to you.
get comfortable, really comfortable, you'll be waiting a bit........

Was that really necessary? Do you feel better now? Would you like to maybe, take a timeout?

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 3:57 PM

Or a good spankin'??

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
If a troll latches onto you and bites your leg, are you, in effect, feeding it?

If the troll should derive nutrients from the process it would indeed, however in that case I think, "Don't feed the Trolls," can be looked at as a sound bit of advice about maintaining your health instead of an order regarding the upkeep of our community.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:04 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.

--Karel.

"Wonderous is our great blue ship that sails around the mighty sun and joy to everyone that rides along." -- Jeff Lynne, Electric Light Orchestra.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:13 PM

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:24 PM

ZZETTA13

"Take the trolls to Serenitys transporter room!What? We don't have a transporter room?"

scratches head."Yes we do.Only on this ship its called the airlock."

Z

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:

oh, yes, i do; i'm sorry, i was busy banging your mom
now that i'm done with that i should justify my existence to you.
get comfortable, really comfortable, you'll be waiting a bit........

Was that really necessary? Do you feel better now? Would you like to maybe, take a timeout?

My apologies, ma'am, didn't mean to offend. Just tired of of the massive intolerance ive found here and the nerve of people who try to put folk like myself on the defensive.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Or a good spankin'??

spank this, punk; you'll get clubbed like the baby seal i made into a belt

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 5:06 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Just tired of of the massive intolerance ive found here and the nerve of people who try to put folk like myself on the defensive.

LOL, MASSIVE INTOLERANCE???
Play Niska, and you WILL be shot at.
You put yourself on the defensive by acting like an Alliance mole. Stop, and we will respond to you as a fellow Browncoat, that's all.

This is a Haven for friendlys, friend. It's tolererance you've not known. See the difference when you start posting all friendly-like.

Okay?

And take the 'crack' line out of your tag....

Have some Mudder's milk

Chrisisall

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 5:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
spank this, punk; you'll get clubbed like the baby seal i made into a belt

That'd be murder...

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 7:46 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS

Trolls dance better when fed...

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Monday, June 26, 2006 2:23 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Quote:
Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Quote:

oh, yes, i do; i'm sorry, i was busy banging your mom
now that i'm done with that i should justify my existence to you.
get comfortable, really comfortable, you'll be waiting a bit........

Was that really necessary? Do you feel better now? Would you like to maybe, take a timeout?

My apologies, ma'am, didn't mean to offend. Just tired of of the massive intolerance ive found here and the nerve of people who try to put folk like myself on the defensive.

I am not sure what intolerance you have seem or experienced. The only thing not tolerated here is deliberate cruelty or rudeness. But, I thank you for the apology! Now children - you all place nice or mama will have to open a can o-whoopass and NO ONE wants to see mama back in the hospital from the stress - now DO WE?

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Monday, June 26, 2006 2:52 AM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

No, honey ,we don't. You just sit back, put your feet up, and let the rest of us take care of trolls.

Deb

http://serendipityagain.com/

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Monday, June 26, 2006 3:08 AM