monty python by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown

She has...huge tracts of land...

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 5:48 AM

I'm on a cycling tour of north cornwall.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:00 AM

Philosophers song

Immanual Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:15 AM

CHRISTHECYNIC

So this is totally unrelated but who remembers the line, "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?'"

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:20 AM

SAFEAT2ND

But I didn't eat the tuna...

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 7:51 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

On the other hand, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.

If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:31 AM

AMYEL

Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:34 AM

Ev-er-y sperm is sa-cred.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:45 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

*Sung by vikings* SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMMITY SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM!

Its just an ordinary rabbit, isn't it?

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

oh, I could do this allll day.

Damn you Fox! Damn you to Hades!!

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:52 AM

SAFEAT2ND

Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

Geoffrey: Now look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses and then announce quite casually that we're all dead. Well I would remind you that you are a guest in this house and...

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 8:53 AM

KELLYOFLUTHIEN

I have three sets of Python icons on my livejournal if anyone is interested:

http://hobbitseeker.livejournal.com/57527.html <-- Mostly Holy Grail, 1 Meaning of Life
Teaser:

http://hobbitseeker.livejournal.com/57698.html <-- Holy Grail, Brian and Flying Circus
Teaser:

And, my favourite set:

http://hobbitseeker.livejournal.com/68710.html <-- Python animated song lyrics, including the Lumberjack Song, Philosophers Song, Sit On My Face, Always Look On The Bright Side of Life, and Every Sperm is Sacred.
Teaser:

If you end up using one, please leave a comment, credit me in your siggy, and please don't hotlink. :)

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Check out my Big Damn FF Icons at http://www.livejournal.com/community/bigdamnfficons/

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 9:12 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Møøsë Bítës Cån Bë Vërÿ Nåstï.

If anyone gets nosy...Shoot em.
Shoot em sir?
Politely.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 9:21 AM

EMBERS

very cool!

check out Eric Idle's 'Galaxy Song':
http://www.care2.com/ecards/build/1/6043
and of course from 'Holy Grail':

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 9:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by KellyofLuthien:
Johann Gambolputty de von

Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-

dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-

ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-

spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-

nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-

gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher

von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Considered by many to be the greatest name in classical music.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 10:02 AM

Its the Bishop!

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Who do you suppose is in there?

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 10:05 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
So this is totally unrelated but who remembers the line, "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, 'I drank what?'"

Darlington Recruiter:
You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight:
I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.

THIS... is a FORMER PARROT!

A baby seal walks into a club...

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 12:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Haze:
Its the Bishop!

We was... too late.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 1:16 PM

SHINYYUKARI

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our shows are formidable, But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragma looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

"Well next time you be the bait!"~Andy Hurley
"Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere."~Wash
Browncoats are the coolest fans I've ever seen.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 1:32 PM

SERYN

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
What's this? Wants to be a girlie? Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

o.0 WHAT! is your favorite colour...?

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 1:40 PM

MORWEN112

Oh intercourse the penguin!!

Oh..I want to fly an aeroplane. Pardon me, I'm off to play the grand piano.

This is an ex-parrot!

-No, it looks like Raymond Luxuryyacht, but it's pronounce Throat Wabler Mangrove.

-You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 1:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Morwen112:
Oh intercourse the penguin!!

Excuse me??

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 2:16 PM

SHINYYUKARI

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:

o.0 WHAT! is your favorite colour...?

Blue! No, yellow!

"Well next time you be the bait!"~Andy Hurley
"Okay! Everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere."~Wash
Browncoats are the coolest fans I've ever seen.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 2:26 PM

SIMONWHO

Dear Sir,

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about this thread. It appears to be composed entirely of either direct quotes or variations of line from the popular Monty Python series.

Yours sincerely,

Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Mrs)

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
But I didn't eat the tuna...

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

well...

...feel free to not "eat the tuna"...

I - for my part - didn't eat the "salmon mousse."

don't eat the salmon mousse "or you friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat" and laugh as you drive your Volvo® to Heaven®.

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by embers:
very cool!

check out Eric Idle's 'Galaxy Song':
http://www.care2.com/ecards/build/1/6043
and of course from 'Holy Grail':

Have you tried Eric's "FCC Song"? Here ya go - download THIS:

http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/index.shtml

"SCRUB IT!! SCRUB YOUR VAGINAL JUICES OFF OF LOUIS B. MAYER'S FLOOR!! SCRUB THEM SO I CAN SIGN... MY... CONTRACT.... !!!" ..."or you friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat"

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
THIS... is a FORMER PARROT!

Jeez... you guys really need help with your Python quotes. Here ya go, (Ahem and to wit:)

"THIS... is an EX PAR-RR-RROT!"... is what it originally was...

...I mean, if ya hadn't nailed me to the perch, I'd be six feet under, pushin' up the daisies...

...push up the daisies "or your friends will think you're stupid, inbred stacks of meat"

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Saturday, June 24, 2006 6:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Dear Sir,

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about this thread. It appears to be composed entirely of either direct quotes or variations of line from the popular Monty Python series.

Yours sincerely,

Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Mrs)

"Right... well... that's the sort of blinkered Philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not caring a Tinker's Cuss about the struggling artist - you EXCREMENT! You WHINING, HYPOCRITICAL TOADIES WITH YOUR 'TONY JACKLIN' GOLF CLUBS AND YOUR BLEEDING MASONIC® HANDSHAKES!... You wouldn't let ME join, would you(?), y' Black-ballin' Bastards! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you got down on your lousy, purulent knees and... BEGGED me!!"

...beg me... "or your friends will think you're a stupid, inbred stack of meat."

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 2:41 AM

SIMONWHO

Thank you. Yes, thank you, that will be all.

SATIRE!

And now for something completely different.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:43 AM

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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Who do you suppose is in there?

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:53 AM

"There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito."

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 4:55 AM

He's that most dangerous of animals, a clever sheep.

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Who do you suppose is in there?

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 5:50 AM

SERYN

aye that rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide...

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Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
FozzieWash, You know what I always say: sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!
KermieMal, I never Know what the heck you're talking about.
FozzieWash, Hey, look! They're sending us free lumber!
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 6:21 AM

Hitler: My dog has no nose.

Crowd: How does it smell?

Hitler: Awful!

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Who do you suppose is in there?

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 7:12 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Camelot!

Camelot!

Camelot!

...it's only a model.

shhh!

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 7:48 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:
Camelot!

Camelot!

Camelot!

...it's only a model.

shhh!

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

Let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place!

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 8:09 AM

REGINAROADIE

(imagine John Cleese in drag going up and down a theatre aisle with a dead bird on a snack tray)

Albatross!!! Get Your Albatross here!!! Albatross!!!

What's that?

It's a bleeding bird, you want one?

(this is why I'll never have Mall call river lil albatross in any future fanfics, since this is what I think of when I hear the word)

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"There's only one "Return" ok, and it ain't "of the King", it's "of the Jedi."

"Maybe we should start calling your friend 'Padme' because he loves 'Mannequin Skywalker' so much, Right? (imitating robot) Danger...danger...my name is Anakin...my shitty acting is ruining saga."

Excerpt of internet teaser for CLERKS 2.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 8:59 AM

EMMARIGBY

Yep, I also think of that scene whenever albatrosses are mentioned.

Nice to see so many Python fans on the board! We should get together and fling a cow!

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 9:10 AM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

The Larch

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 9:13 AM