Life Onboard Serenity: To Londinium Part 2 by SameErtia

monty python reference, couldn't think nof anything to post

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:10 AM

oh ok, i think there might be some kind of disease goin round the internet where people have all the creative ideas suked out of their heads.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:24 AM

(And now, time for something completely different.)

Zoe yawned widely, checking the cargo bay and attending to mundane tasks. As she inspected a stray crate, she heard an odd, squealing noise above her.

Dani flew from the catwalk at Zoe, screaming, "SPATHICSPATHICMIERDEDELTORO!"

Unfazed by the peculiar leap-and-screamer, Zoe calmly punted the creature as it landed just beside her, sending it halfway across the bay.

"Someone'll shoot it 'ventually," she thinks as it screams down into Kaylee's bunk.

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:32 AM

I'm here. I got tied up with ripping up the carpet in my hallway cause my frigging dog kept chewing it up.

*Ertia was suprised at Pain's plans for the two of them. She thought to herself*

Dinner at a fine restraunt and a two night stay in a fine hotel. I'm definately going to have to do some shopping.

*Pain spoke up as Ertia sat there trying to come up with something to say*

Uh babe what do you think?

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:38 AM

feel for ya pain, my lab kept chewing at my hallway capet too, until we tore it up.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 9:48 AM

okay, I got like...five minutes here... see what I can do.

"Wow! That sounds..." Ertia looks up at Pain with a grin, "That sounds like a real date!"

"Thought we could use something special." Pain pulls her close for a hug.

A date? She hasn't been on a date...a real date.. in years. Since Diggs. She pushes the momentary sadness to the back of her mind, only to let it be replaced by sheer panic.

She pushes back from Pain, kissing him quickly. "See ya later, Baby! Thank you!"

"Uh.." Pain pauses, "Where you goin?"

Ertia gives him a quick grin. "A date! I have a date! I gotta find something to wear!" Her hand tugs at a silver blond strand of hair, "Oh, lord, maybe Inara can help me with my hair... this blond is.."

She's already climbing out of his bunk, "See if Kaylee's got some nail polish I can borrow, something in red..."

Rushing across the catwalk to Inara's shuttle, Mal's voice stops her, "Ertia. We'll be landing on Londinium in a few hours. You got those manifests made up?"

Manifests? How can a man think of manifests at a time like this! She has a DATE, for crying out loud! Oh...wait...no manifest, no landing, no unloading cargo, no getting paid...

Ertia turns and heads back to the galley. She's out of blue dye again. Gonna have to boil down more of the Indigo protien and hit up the Infirmary for more rubbing alcohol.

But she's still skipping as she sets to work. Pain was taking her out! On a date!

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:08 AM

*Pain was pleased that Ertia liked his plans. He paced around his bunk and thought*

Is 5000 Creds goin' to be enough money? Do I remember how to dance?

*As he thought the last thought Pain began to practice the dance that he and Fly had danced 9 years ago. He thought to himself again*

What was it called? Oh yeah the Waltz now I remember.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:13 AM

Finally convinced Fly is resting peacefully, 13 softly moves out of the bunk.

As he looks for someone to strike up a conversation, he remembers something. A familiar noise attributed to childhood.

Thump.

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:13 AM

*wolf came out of the engineroom buttoning up his shirt, with kaylee in nothin but her shirt.*

wolf" i gotta go sort out my bunk. i'll see ya later ok? i've got a surprize once we reach londinium."

*he leans in and kisses her lovingly.*

*kaylee goes in to get dressed.*

wolf" *under his breath* whew, that girl!"

*he walks up to his bunk and starts to sort out his various guns, clothes and tapes when he comes across a picture of him and kaylee when they were about 5 years old, playing in the dust.*

thinks: those were the days.

*he finds a pair of kaylees underwear, and goes to give it back to her. he gets to the gally when he see's jr who gives him a look.*

wolf" i'm just taking them to... they were in...she left them...

"

*he runs through to the engineroom.*

wolf" hey kay, love? i found these...

"

*he noticed river there.*

wolf" i'll just leave these here then..."

kaylee" thank you."

*wolf walks out feeling severly embaressed.*

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:58 AM

Slinking away from the pain that is Zoe, Dani lurks her way into the galley, eyes sly and searching for food or earlobes to nibble on. Finding the now confused and nostalgic 13, she begins a sad attempt to pur, resulting in a smoker's cough of phlegm and spittle.

"Hello, Dani," 13 croons, scratching her behind a ridge of spiky bone. "Looking for scraps?"

"Wouldn't recommend feeding that. Might take a likin' to here, never leave," JR puts in as River sits herself down and a blushing Wolf runs to the storage compartment he calls home.

"Lust and fatal attraction," she sighs. "Mal doesn't like complications like these."

"Like what?" JR asks, stirring some rice for the girl.

"The sweat and the motions, rhythms, swooning heads. He feels it too, but knows better than to say."

"Shipboard romance, huh?" JR strains, plopping the ricebowl before River, who pointedly ignores it.

"Thinks you two will become a rhythm," River almost sings to JR, who's back becomes rigid.

"MAL and JR!?" 13 spits out.

River gives a wan smile, and leaves her ricebowl full. Well, until Dani leaps up and inhales it.

"Jesus, 13! Keep that thing on a leash, could be diseased or something!" JR shouts as he swats the creature. "Hell'd you get that, anyway?"

"Station. Going away present from the gals at the French Hen."

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:10 AM

*Pain walks out of his bunk, confident he won't make an a$$ out of himself tonight. He walked into the galley, noticing 13's freakish pet on the table and said*

What the ruttin' hell is that thing doin' on top of the table? People eat off that table you know.

*Before 13 could answer Dani turns around and says*

LIPPETYLLAMASPAZITS!!

*At that she leaps off the table and lands on top of Pain's head. Pain tries franctically to get Dani off of his head and runs around the galley screaming*

GET THIS GORRAM RUTTIN' FREAK OUTTA MY HAIR!!! IT'S IN MY RUTTIN' HAIR GET IT OFF!!!! GET IT OFF!!!

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:22 AM

Ertia, her computer system and label-makers in hand comes into the galley just in time to see Dani leap onto Pain's head.

She'd love to help, really! But she's laughing so hard she drops her equipment. It's comical and frightening at the same time.

"GET OFF! IT OFF!"

Helpfully, JR pulls out his Glock, and aims it directly at the frantically gyrating mercenary's head. "HOLD STILL, PAIN! I GOT IT!"

ooc- Mal & JR! funny!

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:39 AM

*Pain sees JR aim his gun at his head and shouts*

OH HELL NO JR!! I'D RATHER KISS A REAVER THAN HAVE YOU SHOOT THIS FREAK OFF OF MY HEAD!

*JR still has the gun trained on Dani as Pain spots Ertia doubled over laughing and says to her*

You know this isn't as funny as it looks.

*Ertia says while trying to contain her laughter*

I'm sorry Pain but it's just funny is all what with you running around with 13's pet on your head...

*She continues to laugh as Dani finally jumps off Pain's head and scampers down the stairs and into the cargo bay. 13 gets up and says*

I..I'm sorry Pain I just haven't gotten her under control yet.

*Pain glares at 13 and says as JR holsters his gun*

Yeah well you'd better get that THING controlled or next time it'll jump onto Jayne's head and he won't hestitate to kill it his ownself.

*Pain walks over to Ertia and picks up her equipment. He says to her in a calm tone*

Just so's you know our dinner reservations are at 2000hrs tonight. That should give you enough time to find something to wear.

*He kissed her on the forehead and headed for the cargo bay yelling as he passed through the galley*

THAT THING BETTER BE HIDIN' SOMEWHERE GOOD!!!!

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 1:07 PM

*climbs out of his bunk and heads for the galley*

I heard screming, what'd I miss?

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 1:53 PM

As Guy finishes his sentence, 13 blitzes past, follwed by a furious Jayne.

"DAMN THING PISSED ON MY MAGS!!!"

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 1:58 PM

*chuckling to himself*

not a boring day today is it?

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 2:06 PM

"Well, you know how it is, Guy. They say it's silent in space, but we never seem to hear it." Ertia answers, straining the now greyish mush to seperate out the bright indigo die.

She'll put the mush in the cooler for the next time their low on rations. Mixed with a little onion and oatmeal and deep fried, it makes a passable oatcake.

Wash's voice comes over the shipwide; "Folks, we'll be making landfall on Londinium in ...oh... two and half hours. Unless we crash."

There's a two beat silence, then the pilot says crisply, "That was a joke."

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 2:14 PM

*Pain thinks to himself*

Two and a half hours til landfall. Shiny. Now where's the Captain?

*Pain heads back into the galley and says*

Does anybody know where the Captain is?

*Ertia turns to look at Pain, remembers him running around with Dani on his head, and giggles. Pain sees her and says in a somewhat semi serious tone*

Just rub it in why don't you.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 2:23 PM

"Oh, babe, I'll rub it for you later." Ertia runs with the innuendo, giving Pain a wink. "Last I saw the Captain he was reminding me to get this done."

She puts the final touches on the official Blue Sun cargo stamp and carefully presses it to the manifest, labeling each page with the seal. Finally, she holds them up happily, "I AM the manifest master!"

"NOW! I've got things to do! We landing directly at the loading dock? OR are we supposed to meet up with Sybils people somewhere? Anybody know?"

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 2:52 PM

"I'm assuming that we'll meet with Sybil, although I guess that's Mal's decision."

"You never call him 'Captain,' 13. Why is that? Your basically crew now."

"If you credit that on time here. But, if you look at the positive work I've done versus the negative..."

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 3:33 PM

I IMed with Flywithmecaptn about twenty minutes ago. The reason she's been MIA is because she's been busy at work and at home. She misses everyone and this thread very much. She'll probably be back whenever she's got everything sorted out.

*Pain smiled at Ertia's remark as he walked onto the bridge and said to Wash*

Have you seen the Captain lately?

*Wash turns around in his chair and says*

I imagine he's in his bunk brooding about something.

*Pain nodded and said*

Yeah he's probably still upset that he caught JR kissin' Inara.

*Wash's eyes got big and he said in a suprised tone*

What!? No way! JR was kissing Inara. I miss out on all the gossip. Where's JR at now?

*Pain smiled and said*

He's in the galley right now but don't go to mentionin' what I told you. Dong ma?

*Wash said still sitting in his chair*

Uh sure Pain I'll keep my lips shut tighter than a Fed's pigu hole.

*Pain said as he left for Mal's bunk*

Better see to it you do.

*Pain commed the Captain and said*

Um sir you there?

*Mal's voice came over the com*

What do you want Pain?

*Pain commed back*

Would it be alright if I took Shuttle 2 for a few days?

*Mal responded a little irritated*

Why the hell do you need it for a few days?

*Pain replied back*

Cause it's the only mode of transportation I can use to get to the hotel me and Ertia will be stayin' at.

*Mal grumbled something in Chinese and said none to happily*

Fine just bring it back before we leave or you and Ertia will be stayin' on Londinium for a long time.

*Pain clicked off the com and started to head back into the galley when he heard Wash say to JR*

So Mal really caught you kissing Inara? Was she a good kisser?

*Pain made a beeline to the cargo bay and hoped Wash didn't rat him out.*

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 3:43 PM

(OHHHHH...INARA and JR...I thought...Mal an...huh. JK, BTW. Lookin' forward to when the Fly buzzes again! Heheh..heh.)

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 4:29 PM

YAY! Fly!
I hope she can come home to us soon!

"Inara, I owe you big time." Ertia tilts her head, looking into the mirror. Her hair is back to a rich chestnut brown. Just for their time on Londinium, she's ditched her colored contacts and her eyes are their original honeyed brown.

"No problem whatever." The Companion smiles happily.

"So got exciting clients lined up for Londinium?" Ertia spins in her chair to face Inara, who gives a slight frown.

"Just one." Her smile turns mysterious, "There's been just a bit too much testosterone on this ship lately. So just one client, and SHE certainly will be a nice vacation."

Ertia grins in response, "Well, you have fun, and I'll see you in a couple days. I suppose I'd better get packed and then get myself down to the cargo bay to help unload."

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 4:42 PM

Me too.

*Pain wondered if it was safe enough to head to his bunk. He shrugged and said to himself*

Well JR hasn't came down here and beat me up so I reckon it's safe.

*Pain cautiously walked back up the stairs leading to the front hallway and peaked around the corner. He couldn't see Wash or JR anywhere in sight so he made his way to his bunk as quickly as possible. He opened his hatch and slid down the ladder, he closed the hatch and let out a sigh of relief. Pain walked over to his footlocker, opened it and started to take out clothes to wear. He thought to himself*

I sure hope JR ain't mad at me for tellin' Wash what happened between him and Inara.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 6:11 PM

JRC

Quote:
Originally posted by DRPAIN:
Me too.

*Pain wondered if it was safe enough to head to his bunk. He shrugged and said to himself*

Well JR hasn't came down here and beat me up so I reckon it's safe.

*Pain cautiously walked back up the stairs leading to the front hallway and peaked around the corner. He couldn't see Wash or JR anywhere in sight so he made his way to his bunk as quickly as possible. He opened his hatch and slid down the ladder, he closed the hatch and let out a sigh of relief. Pain walked over to his footlocker, opened it and started to take out clothes to wear. He thought to himself*

I sure hope JR ain't mad at me for tellin' Wash what happened between him and Inara.

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OoC: Sounds like my cue. Be back in couple of hours! (I hope)

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:22 PM

JRC

The punching bag in J.R.'s quarters is getting a shellacking, and so are J.R.'s knuckles. Punches to the bag's mid-section, the upper body and "sides", and for good measure, a roundhouse kick right to the "ear", but in the end, the guilt is still there.

"Gorrammit, what was I THINKING??" That one single question has been ringing in his head for almost an hour, and no amount of exercise or meditation would make it go away. Drenched in sweat, he pulls out the sink from the wall, and uses his bloddied hands to splash the cold water on his face.

He hears voices from the galley. Wash is saying something about Inara. "Ohh great, Pain went and told Wash, which means half the 'verse knows what happened! Damn it, Pain!" He swings a back-handed fist into the punching bag. "OWW, piece of go se bag!", JR yells out. He grabs a clean rag to soak up the blood from his hands.

"Think I better make a call to Sybil, must be pretty near to Londinium by now," JR says.

He activates his vid screen, punches in the code to her personal receiver, and waits for the signal to traverse the blackness of space.

Ten seconds later, the face of an enormous man appears on screen. "Mr. J.R., please hold," the face says. The image darkens, then Sybil appears, and she too appears to have been working out. "Well, hello there! Looks like you caught me at a rather odd time for me, and I gather you've been working out also. Please excuse my looks, I probably appear rather dreadful to you. I've been training for my kung fu classes. Have I told you about them?"

Her black hair, pulled back into a pony tail, is glistening in the lights of the training room. But there are a few strands that come falling down in front of her eyes. JR says, "I've never seen anyone quiet so beautiful. Oh, and you haven't told me about the classes, but I did, in a round-about way, find out about them."

"Really? How, if you don't mind me asking?", Sybil says.

JR says, "We have a Companion on board, one of our crew members, her name is Inara Sera. I don't believe you met her. She's, uhh, told me she remembers you.

"Yes, I remember her! She had been in the running for a high-level position in the Guild. But I completed my training at the etiquette school before the election took place. But, now that I think about it, how did she end up on Serenity?"

"Well, best if I leave that to her. Maybe y'all can catch up on old times. We are approaching Londinium, my guess is about an hour. Can you recommend a landing facility?", JR asks.

Sybil types in coordinates, then sends them to the ship. "Please let the captain know he can land here. It's a secure area, no one will bother you there. Then after you tend to business, the facility manager there will give your captain further instructions to my house. You may use the Hovermules there. Everything there has been prepared for your arrival. By the way, is there something wrong?"

The question caught J.R. off guard. "Just me and the captain, having some words. Don't believe it's a problem anymore. I do believe will be seeing each other in a few hours. Till then, Sybil."

"See you soon dear," Sybil says, then the screen goes black.

Everyone dies alone.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 10:45 PM

yay awkwardness, also I still got nothin', grrrr something has sapped my creative abilities

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 5:47 AM

in the back allys of londinium.

*the creature clawled through the ducts as he carried out his mission. he reached the bank and dropped lightly onto the floor. dodging every trap and security measure with ease.*

62" heh heh heh, me get big diamond and masters be happy with me.

"

*the failed experiment ran into the treasure room and lightly lifted the presious stone from its stand. he grappeld onto the roof and ran back to the crimelords lair.*

62" master!"

*he hands the diamond to his master.*

crimelord" NO! this is not the jewel!"

*he slaps the monstrocity.*

climelord" stupid monkey!."

62" no! bigman in charge not hit 62, 62 good theif! ARRRGH!!!"

*at that moment the monstrous ape/lizard fired his uzi into everyone in the room. giggling he ran from the room and hid. 62 was not stupid however and and realised that he would be in trouble. at that moment he noticed a firefly class ship come in to land...*

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 6:32 AM

Welcome to the game experiment62! *wonders what happened to Experiments 1-61*

*Pain finished packing a small semi auto pistol into his duffel bag and was about to zip it up, when he felt some familiar hands around his waist. He turned around, smiled, kissed Ertia and said*

I see you changed your hair and eye color back to normal. To be honest I really didn't like you as a blonde.

*Ertia returned the kiss and replied*

I know babe that's why I changed them back. Are you done packing?

*Pain smiled, hoisted up his duffel bag and said*

Yep got everythin' I need for our little vacation. How about you?

*She smiled and said*

I was just about to pack.

*Pain kissed her on the cheek and replied*

Well then I'll let you go do that then. I'll be in Shuttle 2 if'n you need me.

*Ertia watched Pain leave his bunk and smiled. She always liked looking at his backside and his frontside as well. Pain headed through the cargo bay and walked up the stairs to the second shuttle. He opened the airlock door and placed his bag in a corner and stepped out. He braced the railing as Wash landed Serenity and thought to himself, as he looked down at the activity in the cargo bay*

We're here. I hope nothin' bad will happen and ruin my fun with Ertia.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 6:44 AM

um... anybody know who the uzi crazed gremlin is?

on serenity

*as serenity came in to doc, wolf got his moneybag ready, put his makarov in its concealed holster and left his bunk.*

kaylee" hey wolfie, so? whats this big surprize you got for me huh?"

*she leans him against the wall*

kaylee" well"

wolf" if i told you it wouldent be a surprize then would it."

*he leaned in and kissed her softly and passionatly.*

kaylee" mumph. *they breaks lips slowly* i think i can wait."

wolf" well you'll have to wait until we dock."

*he kisses her again. simon walks in and scowls, he walks out again.*

*they break the kiss softly*

wolf" you got everything?"

kaylee" yep."

*washes voice comes over the com*

wash: hey we are landing in roughly 10,9,8,7 *theres a jerk, like they landed* oops never mind!"

*kaylee put her arm round wolfs waist and they walk down to the cargo hold.*

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 6:52 AM

I'm afraid that's Experiment # 22 hiding under Kaylee's hammock up in the engine room! Uzi Gremlin is most likely Dani's big big brother.

Ertia zips up her bag. She hopes her black satin dress still fits okay. A year of regular meals has altered her contours somewhat. Not that Pain seemed to mind at all!

Pulling on shorts and a tank top, and a pair of canvas sneakers, she heads down to the cargo bay to help unload the cargo.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 7:01 AM

oo i be a gremlin wit uzis.. that all you need to know

*62 watches the firefly class lands, it scampers behind 2 barrels to hide from the ship. the main door opens and the crew walk out. not knowing they're being watched by a creepy monkey troll.*

*62 wanders around the cargo hold, the door on the far side opens a blinding light into 62's eyes. He squeals and claws his way into a ventilation shaft.*

"hmmm..." thinks mal.. " am i really starting to think im seeing lizard thingies climbing into shafts to spy on us all ?!? ...nah. just Dani being a cat stalker... poor kitty."

*Mal walks out of the serenity to the vast and controlled city on Londinium, leaving 62 to explore freely.*

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RAGLESCHFLUGLE!!

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 7:19 AM

*Pain noticed his attire was not quite right for walking around on a Core planet. He thought to himself*

Walk out that cargo bay door with two big a$$ pistols strapped to my legs and I'd stand out like a Reaver at a vegetarian convention. Course I'll stand out either way seein' as I'm not exactly average height.

*Pain walked back into the shuttle just as Ertia entered the cargo bay. Pain closed the shuttle's hatch, opened his bag, pulled out something a little less stand out-ish, and undressed himself. He stuck the large holstered pistols on the bench and put on a black shirt. His pants were fine so he didn't change those, but he did take out the holstered Glock 26 9mm, a subcompact version of JR's Glock 17, and stuck it in his waistband along with attaching a mag pouch to his belt. Pain then took out a short sleeved khaki colored button up shirt and wore it over his black shirt, effectively coverering up his pistol. He then zipped up his bag and walked out of the shuttle and into the cargo bay. He smiled at Ertia, wrapped his hands around her waist, kissed her and said*

So are you excited about our date?

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 7:34 AM

"Very much so!" Ertia is, actually, thrilled. Normally she's not one for getting flashy, but it's been so long since she's had a real meal in a restaurant. (The Mudders Bar and Fanty & Mingo's Place did NOT count as restaurants, in her mind.) "Where's Mal? Aren't we supposed to be meeting Sybil's and getting this stuff unloaded?"

Pain shrugs, "Dunno, but I wish they'd hustle it. We've got things to do!"

Ertia sighs and leans back against him just as the roar of a truck sounds out. Looking out the cargo bay, she can see a loader backing up to Serenity's landing pad. "That must be them now!"

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 7:44 AM

*wolf and kaylee walked out of the ship, they caught a hovermule and wolf dived them around.*

wolf" so, where ya wanna go?"

kaylee" dunno."

wolf" how bout we go catch a show?"

kaylee" sure."

wolf" then we can see the surprize i got,"

kaylee" hehehe. are we gonna stay in the ship or get lodgings."

wolf" well you can stay in ya hammok if you like, but i found myself a comfy room in a hotel. you know, bigscreen veiwer, double bed, AC, the works.

"

kaylee" hey well, i might as well stay with you."

*they both laughed and wolf pulled them into the cinema. they wtched the holofilm in peace.*

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 7:53 AM

*Pain watches as the truck stops outside of Sereniy's cargo bay and says to Ertia*

Looks like.

*He kissed the top of her head, taking in the smell of her hair, and continues to say as a couple of men and a woman get out of the truck*

I'll help load some of the crates but then I must be off to get me a suit.

*Pain kisses Ertia as she smiles and says*

Yeah I don't think they'd let you into the restraunt wearing that.

*Pain smiles and says while still holding her*

Yeah I bet you're picturin' what I'd look like in a suit ain't you?

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 8:17 AM

hee hee. you stupid humans.. you leave those big ships all by themselves.. oh wait a guard! ARRGH!

*the air vents are cold and smell a bit funny but 62 kept on going, there was no way he would miss a chance to mess up a ship!*

"hee hee hee lets go find that kitty the funny man was talkin 'bout!

"

* 62 crawls along the vents while nibbling on a mouldy chesse he found. a long, vertical climb left 62 tired and the cheese wasnt doing him any good, but he kept on going.

" must be a way out soon. getting light head.. stoopid cheese."

*a grate stood before 62 to the bridge.. a very sleepy cat was rolling near the take off controls.. fending off imaginary dani's."

" BOO!! " shouted 62 from inside the grate.

"REEOWW" screamed the spleepy kitty and scampered to 62 hiding place, braking open the grate and falling down the vertical drop with a definate bump.

"hee hee hee" chuckled 62 and went into the bridge.

This was a maze with bleepy and pngy things to 62, a naughty gremlins paradise.

"ooooooo... what does this button do??" wondered 62 looking at the rocket booster controls

*as he was just about to sent the Serenity into big flamy doom, the door opened and Wash saw a gremlin pull out an uzi and fire.. he blacked out.

"teehee.. good 'ol traq uzi.." he hobbles through the open doors over the darted Wash and the groaning kitty that fell down a hole.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 8:17 AM

woops double post well.. gremlin do make mistakes too
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Thursday, June 29, 2006 8:38 AM

Ertia, realizing that she's been left all alone by inconsiderate crew members and one extremely flaky captain to unload all cargo while an insane beast runs amok over the ship, decides to screw this noise!
She hands the cargo manifest to Sybil's head man, and goes to the post office. Eventually someone will bring the thread back under control, but not her. Not today.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 8:44 AM

* the film was over and wolf needed to get the ammo for his gun*

wolf" well, no point in having a gun with no ammo."

kaylee" why not use the katana you got? instead, their ok on core worlds ain't they?"

wolf" oh yeah."

*they went back to the ship where pain and some men were hauling the boxes, after 5 mins he came out of his bunk and walked over to kaylee.*

wolf" right, ready."

*at that moment, an apelike creature fell from the ceiling and attacked him.*

wolf" kaylee! get to the enginroom!"

*he drew his sword and took a swing at the beast, kaylee and wolf ran into the engineroom and locked the door.*

wolf" wat in the name of earth that was is that thing?!"

*they heard a scrabbeling sound and the gremlin jump out from under the engine.*

kaylee" OH GOD IT GOT IN!"

*wolf took a jab at the thing but it neatly moved out of the way he slashed it in the leg but it punched him in the face and jumped onto his chest.*

kaylee" TAKE THIS YOU PEICE OF GO SE!!"

*the beast fell over unconsious, wolf saw kaylee holding a fire extinguisher.*

wolf" your so pretty when your angry."

*the silence broken, they both started laughing.*

wolf" *gasp* what the hell was that thing!"

kaylee" who knows! lets just inform the cap."

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 8:57 AM

Completely unawares of the goings-on of the 'gremlin' (who is NOT me, for those of you who were thinking it) he decides to follow Ertia's example and just have a relaxing little vacation at the post office. Or just the streets of Londinium.

Dressed in his Core finery, a black Vietnamese tunic, and simple yet elegant black low-flare kunoichi pants, he finishes the outfit by tying his hair into a samurai's topknot and pulling on his fingerless leather gloves.

Shadily leaving the ship, 13 takes his first steps on a Core planet, struggling to look inconspicuous.

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 9:13 AM

At the post office, Ertia tosses a credit chip down on the counter and tries to remember what alias she was using when she placed her order.

"Uh... Mary Reynolds."

"Sorry, Miss. No package under that name." The attendant is looking at the computer, not her.

"Right! I bet it's under my sister's name! Kate Reynolds."

"We have a Kathy Reynolds."

Phew. "From International Silks And Satin Co.?" Ertia confirms, and smiles when he nods.

She heads back to the ship with her package under her arm, hoping everything fits and anticipating Pain's reaction later that night.

no worries, just couldn't keep track of all the inconsistencies well enough to tie them together.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 9:21 AM

(I liked Jean Telter, from the cargo ship Whedon!)

After a few hours of touring the second most powerful Core world in the galaxy, 13 has never been more bored in his life.

Nothing but sterility and inhibition. The people were like starch, devoid of personality. Wonder if that was purely a social defense mechanism, or if they were always such tightwads...could write a thesis fachrissakes.

"Place needs a shake-up..."

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'I don't know. He seems kind of peculiar.'

'Maybe he's Canadian!'

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 9:36 AM

ouch... why wack gremlins?? its only Wash..

the lights were too bright for 62 to handle.. the pain in his head felt like he had been smooshed.

"stoopid cheese.." grumbles 62

62 was in a room that he hadnt been in yet..

"in..firm..aty" spelt out 62

* he jumped of the table and scurried down the room.*

"damn! no uzis!" cried 62 feeling its pockets

"hee hee i wonder if that kitty and that hooman died?"

* and just by luck the door opens with mal and wolf having a intense conversation *

" all im saying is.. ARRGH! ITS AWAKE!" cried wolf.

" get the gun! GET THE GUN!!" cried mal

* but 62 was on wolf, pummeling his face with his little hands*

"ARRRRRRRGGGH!!" screamed wolf

" cant we have a normal trip?" mumbled mal while wacking wolf trying to hit the mini-troll

*62 jumped off wolf's head long ago and was in full sprint down the hallway.*

* 62 finds his uzis in a nearby cupboard*

"wooo!"

*62 takes his guns and starts sprinting along the serenity to the saftey of his vents*

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 9:48 AM

I like Jean Telter, too, but that alias isn't the lingerie buying sort, I don't think.

Ertia returns to find the ship in chaos. Cargo is half loaded, Sybil's men are yelling at each other and Zoe is trying to get the situation under control.

Mal's voice can be heard shouting somewhere in the ship, and a terrified Shipscat is headed out the door at a dead run.

Ertia scoops up Shipscat, tucking the trembling feline under her jacket, zipping it over so that the poor kitty is held close to her heart.

"What is goin' on?"

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 9:48 AM

*Pain tipped the hovertaxi driver and stepped out of the hovertaxi. He took out the piece of paper from his pocket, looked at the address on it, and looked up at the builing he was standing in front of. The building was just like the others on the planet. It looked old but it gleamed of high tech. Pain entered the door and looked at the display screen on the right hand side. He saw the place he was supposed to go and walked a short distance to a lift. He stepped on the semi crowded lift and pressed the button for the 110th floor. The people ignored Pain for the most part, to them he was just some border world yokel tourist. Pain ignored their looks and their comments as the lift came to a stop at his floor. He stepped off the lift and looked at the marque above the glass double doors in front of him. He walked through the double doors and was gretting by a finely dressed old man. The old man said to Pain*

May I help you sir?

*Pain looked down at the man and said*

Yeah I was sent here by a Miss Inara Serra. She said you guys could fit me for a suit.

*The old man replied*

Aw yes right this way.

*Pain followed the man as he said*

Please sit here sir and I'll have someone take your measurements.

*Pain nodded as he sat in the fine leather chair and waited. He thought to himself*

So this is where pasty rich Core folk go to get their clothes. What a bunch of snooty hun dans.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 10:25 AM

oh and its not me for you who was wondering. BUT and its a big but! i do know the guy who it is, he's my best friend from school but i'll say no more.

*after their little scuffle with the 2 foot micheife maker, wolf and kaylee took its wepons, blunted it's claws and locked it in a box.*

wolf" i'll call mal, he'll probably want to know he has a troll running around on his ship with an uzi."

kaylee" ok i'll clean up here."

*kaylee heard a shout when wolf reached the bridge and came running.*

kaylee" WHAT WHAT IS THERE ANOTHER ONE? *holding the fire extinguisher*"

wolf" no, its wash. hes been tranqed. theres a lot of them too."

kaylee" oh look its in the shape of a smiley face!"

*wolf saw that it was, he traced the darts and saw thre were 4 on each eye and lots in the shape of a smile going across washes mouth.*

wolf" OH MY GOD what kind of freak is this thing!"

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 10:30 AM

*making it back to his hidey hole, 62 started searching the ship for fun*

"hee hee silly humans.. cant follow a simple escape.. should clean these up too.." giggled 62 while scampering downwards away from all the crashing and banging of the silly humans.

* 62 spies through a grate that cat again in a females clothing, all scared like.*

"pfft..time for some fun!"

*62 bursts through the grate and fires his tranq uzi all over the place while allways giggling.
The needles fly all over the room and hit Shipscat in the leg..*

"REEOWEEOWEEOW" squeals the drugged up cat in a drunk way teetering on its legs. it then gets knocked out

"teehee" giggles 62 and darting back into the vents.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006 10:35 AM