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Give em two, those hands of blue!

POSTED BY: PAGANPAUL
UPDATED: Monday, July 3, 2006 21:35
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Monday, July 3, 2006 6:36 PM

PAGANPAUL


OK, so I just got back from Baltimore, and as I was coming over the I-95, I pulled into the tollbooths, and what to my wondering eyes did appear? BLUE HANDS!

The sun was just setting as I approached the booths, and all I could see was this arm with a BRIGHT BLUE GLOVE extending from the tollbooth. I half expected to see a double ended glowing wand protruding from it, but instead the tollbooth collector just wanted me to give her some of my money.

The toll? Two dollars, of course.

~PaganPaul

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流口水的婊子和猴子的 笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

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Monday, July 3, 2006 9:35 PM

AGATSU


Fortunately, you didn't tell her you talked to the suspect. We'da missed ya.

The Serenity Summer Campaign is on, baby - prepare to kick some serious pigu!
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=19&t=21775#326341
September 30th is Serenity 'Versary! Be there or be a purple-belted poop-head. (<- not the official slogan.)
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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