THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #39-All together now! by CunningOrangeToque

Wash and Simon really liked this weeks winning caption, but Kaylee was more distracted...

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 6:11 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Simon: Are you enjoying the show?

Kaylee: Wh... what do you mean?

Simon: The fireworks. Aren't they great.

Kaylee: Oh, right, the fireworks. Yes very good.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 6:17 AM

PIZ

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Kaylee: Nice ass.
Wash: Ain't that the truth!
Zoe (O.S.): Wha-?

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"That's what government's for: get in a man's way." - Mal

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 6:18 AM

JPSTARGAZER

Simon: "Wow, you guys did an amazing job. This thing is a real panty-dropper! Mal, wanna go cruising for chicks later?"
Jayne: "I'm in."

OR

While Simon is impressed by the ambulance, Kaylee wonders if she should have jumped out of it in her sexy nurse outfit. River, a psychic, gives Kaylee a dirty look.

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 7:17 AM

CITIZEN

Kaylee: Wash if you tell him he forgot to put on any pants I swear...

Or

Wash: Do you think we should tell him Jayne cut the bottom outta his pants again?
Kaylee: Yeah, erm, Jayne, He's erm, always doing that...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 7:34 AM

Kaylee: shiny...

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Wash: i hope nobody notices i've just broken wind *looks across to Kaylee* No fear of that i see...

biggrin:

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 7:40 AM

TAYEATRA

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Kaylee: Wash if you tell him he forgot to put on any pants I swear...

Or

Wash: Do you think we should tell him Jayne cut the bottom outta his pants again?
Kaylee: Yeah, erm, Jayne, He's erm, always doing that...

Bwahahahaha Genius!

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Taya
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Dark Angel, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Enterprise, Farscape... anything else you'd like to cancel?

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 12:38 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

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Simon: Um.... great outfits captain, but you were supposed to be medics, not nurses.

Jayne (off camera): That's why this gorram skirts so short.

Wash (snorts): Stop laughing.....

Kaylee (smirks): I'm not laughing.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 2:37 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Firefly the musical...

Kaylee: I've got a feeling it's the doctor *looks away shyly*
Wash: I've got a feeling its dinosaurs, and they want to rule this land
Simon: I've got a feeling it's the Blue Sun, and they are trying to find River as well speak, no something isn't right here

or

Kaylee: Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact, it's nekkid thursday in the chat room and the cap' took that term seriously

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 3:18 AM

SPACEANJL

Off topic here, but someone just put the image of Jayne in a nurse's outfit in my head.

Gotta scour that one outta my brainpan but good.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 5:26 AM

PAGANPAUL

Joss (off camera): "OK, Simon gets to live through the movie. It's down to Kaylee and Wash now..."

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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 6:53 AM

MSG

Kaylee never objected to her place in the line up while Wash pondered the shower he had taken early that day.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 8:51 AM

DRACONUS

And as the magic cattle prod prepared to shock Simon, Kaylee and Wash debated where he would land.

May you have enough.

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Thursday, July 6, 2006 6:17 AM

MSG

Quote:
Originally posted by Draconus:

Simon: see I told you using River's genes for Jayne's treatment would work...would you look at that man dance!

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Thursday, July 6, 2006 6:39 AM

WHITEFALL

Simon: Look outside everybody, it's SNOWING! Maybe we should build a sled!
Wash: Way ahead of you.

"But, these strong women characters?"

"Why aren't you asking 100 other guys why they don't write strong women characters?" -Joss Whedon

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Thursday, July 6, 2006 7:07 AM

ONEMANSHORT

Simon: Awww, you got me a stripper for my birthday!
Kaylee: Yea *sniggers*
Wash: (whispers to Kaylee) He really doesn't realize it's just Mal in drag?
Kaylee: (whispers to Wash) What did I tell ya? He's an easy mark.

I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.

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Thursday, July 6, 2006 4:39 PM

Wash: Surprise!
Simon: You geniuses! A pool!!
Kaylee (to self): Surprise ain't the
pool -- it's the skinny-dipping we're
gonna do when I get enough mai-tais into
you..

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Friday, July 7, 2006 5:47 PM

Distracted by the sight of Jayne with
a fresh back-shave, nobody noticed the
FX guys sneaking a measurement for a
certain Event which would occur much
later.

bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
----Hide the rum!(today!)----

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Friday, July 7, 2006 11:58 PM

RHODRI

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

SIMON: Wow! I always wanted a shirt like yours Wash! Thanks mate!

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 6:35 AM

LEIGHKOHL

OMG! That's hilarious! Nice job, Paganpaul!

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 12:19 PM

SERYN

Quote:
Originally posted by Rhodri:

Simon only realised after he'd turned that maybe they were kidding him about the tartan paint.

Kaylee - he is such a boob.

Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to turn it stops. You tell it to stop it turns. You ask it to take out the garbage it watches reruns of Firefly.
http://www.myspace.com/seryndippyt

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 5:41 AM

River thought it would be funny to stealth poke Simon while he was distracted by Inara's and Zoe's mud wrestling...

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ITES RULE!!!!

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:38 PM

SAB39

Wash: It's the legs. Oh yeah, definitely have to say it's his legs.
Kaylee: No, it's his backside...

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 8:17 PM

CHOLLETT

..Today we see rare footage of Sean Maher's audition, flanked by his friends Jewel and Alan, already cast...
Sean (sings): "Hey how ya doin' we're gonna have fuuuun!"

OR

Simon: "Oh, wow! New pants! Thanks, guys, now i can give Mal a hard time!"
Kaylee (thinking): "...Not the only one who will be getting a hard time...."
Wash (thinking): "Finally, i can pass on the Lancelot jokes. No more tight pants and orientation quips for me!" *smirks*

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 11:03 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by PaganPaul:

Joss (off camera): "OK, Simon gets to live through the movie. It's down to Kaylee and Wash now..."

I can't think of anything funny, so I'll just nominate this one.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 11:07 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Following her success in creating a Wash-bot for Zoe, Kaylee was day-dreaming about the fun she could have with her very own, brand new (and eternally happy) Simon-bot... (though technically-speaking he's still run on batteries!!)

He he he ... Mwaaaah! Magdalena x x x

"I love my Captain!"

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:46 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

The ERSB has decided that even through two shirts Alan's left nipple is offensive and requires the black censor strip.

Whilst distracted Sean becomes the victim of a planned dacking.

Wash: It seems Simon forgot how cold it was in space!

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"It's just an Object"

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Monday, July 10, 2006 7:27 AM

SICKDUDE

Simon: Welcome aboard!! Let me introduce our activity coordinators, Kaylee and Wash!
Passenger1: Is that a dead Reaver over there?!
Simon: Uh, that? No, that's... uh... that's the... Shuffleboard anyone?

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Monday, July 10, 2006 7:28 AM

BIGWOLF18

simon" wow! a new med room!"

wash" *whisper* thank god he didn't notice jayne spaced river!"

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

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Monday, July 10, 2006 5:23 PM

Simon had no idea Kaylee and Wash had
been returning the sweepstakes entries
he'd been throwing out until the day
Ed McMahon arrived with the Prize Patrol.

bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
------Hide the rum!------

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 2:31 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Sickdude... you're killin' me... uhh... in a good way

Simon: You two did an incredible job. Wait... is that wing made out of ginger bread.

Kaylee: I tried to make it
as chocolatey tasting as possible.

Wash: (with pride) I helped with sprinkles.

Jayne: (OS): *cookie monster noises*

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 3:00 AM

SICKDUDE

Kaylee: I'll be in my bunk...

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 3:33 AM

Simon didn't know quite what Kaylee was doing with her left hand but he kind of liked the feeling.
Wash grinned proudly. He'd taught her that move!

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Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 6:56 AM

MSG

Simon: Wow you were right Wash...Mal does have great legs in that dress.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:10 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:

Simon didn't know quite what Kaylee was doing with her left hand but he kind of liked the feeling.
Wash grinned proudly. He'd taught her that move!

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Hissssssssss!

Once again EmmaR, you make me giggle! LOL in fact!!

Mwaah - Magdalena x x

"I love my Captain!"

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:42 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Why thankyou sweetie! By the time I got here all the good ones involving that weird little black strip had been taken! I could only come up with:

Sean had heard of the success of "Once more with feeling" and decided that Firefly needed a musical number. After a few bars, Joss decided the best course of action was to remove him descretely from the shot with a long pointy stick!

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:49 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE

Quote:
Originally posted by AnObjectinSpace:
The ERSB has decided that even through two shirts Alan's left nipple is offensive and requires the black censor strip

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"It's just an Object"

This one! I nominate this one!!!

Currently searching for the planet of the hot, rich yet appropriately hygenic man.
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 10:48 PM

RHODRI

Quote:
Originally posted by Piz:
Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

SIMON: Aw I love you guys! You got me a pony!!!

WASH to KAYLEE: When should we tell him it's actually Jayne's fresh steaks?

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:

Sean had heard of the success of "Once more with feeling" and decided that Firefly needed a musical number. After a few bars, Joss decided the best course of action was to remove him descretely from the shot with a long pointy stick!

I nominate this one!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:26 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

As Joss edged the cattle prod closer to Simon's butt, Wash hissed at Kaylee "don't snigger... you'll give it away!"

Mwaah - Magdalena x x

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 2:35 AM

Oh, I do like that one Magdalena!

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Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:51 AM

ELOISA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Simon: What are they doing?
Wash: He reckoned the chance of him having to go to another of those fancy parties was a bit high for his liking, so she's giving him dancing lessons.
Kaylee: Or... well...
Inara (o.s.): Mal, just because the dance is called Strip the Willow doesn't mean you need to - oh. Oh!
Mal (o.s.): We'll be in my bunk!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 8:44 AM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

Quote:
Originally posted by Eloisa:
Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Simon - "Nice...Kilt."
Wash - "Yeah, Cap'n. I guess that solves the issue of your pants splittin' and whatnot."
Kaylee - "Oh I'm gettin Simon one of those. Easy access...Squeee!!!"

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:24 PM

Bumpage!
May the idea of a kilted Mal inspire
more captions.

bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
==We aim to exponentiate==
------Hide the rum!------

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Friday, July 14, 2006 9:55 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Hey All!
Sorry 'bout the delay,, but voting will be up sometime tomorrow!!!

Until then!

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Simon was amused when the crew was able to tie Jayne up and tether him as River's pet...

OR

SIMON:"Wow! You mean this picture is of the new equipment you'll be getting me for my birthday?!?!"

WASH:"Actually, you just get the picture...we can't exactly afford all that stuff, but we thought a picture of it all might get you in better spirits..."

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Friday, July 14, 2006 10:07 AM

Kaylee always liked getting lessons in observation from Wash...

(eg: Wash's interview in "Bushwacked")

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ITES RULE!!!!

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 4:07 AM