Good Dogs! by FutureMrsFIllion

So...nobody wants my recipe for puppy stir-fry then? (Seriously. It's Korean.)

Still think the eating at Trackrabbit Slim's is better...

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 11:39 AM

I'm thinking somethings hitting the fan with this one, FMF.

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 1:01 PM

PIZ

Some people worship cows, yet we eat 'em. Big deal.

On vegetarianism: I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat what food eats!

On the other hand, I've eaten "pasteurized process cheese food." Does that mean I'm depriving some poor, starving cheese somewhere of a meal?

Eat what you want, so long as it ain't people.

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"That's what government's for: get in a man's way." - Mal

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 1:20 PM

EXODUS

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Originally posted by Piz:
Some people worship cows, yet we eat 'em. Big deal.

On vegetarianism: I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to eat what food eats!

On the other hand, I've eaten "pasteurized process cheese food." Does that mean I'm depriving some poor, starving cheese somewhere of a meal?

Eat what you want, so long as it ain't people.

I completely agree. We were given the gift of being advanced creatures by God, let us take advantage of that. Plus I cannot resist KFC and Chinese buffets, they are too damn good...

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 1:20 PM

DAVESHAYNE

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
OK, now the black market beagles take on a whole new meaning. Smallish droppings and a good stew!

Purebreds are too expensive to be wasted in the pot. Mutts taste the same and are much more readily available.

Ok. I am only guessing on the last part as I've never eaten dog but really it's no different than eating cow or chicken or pork.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 1:25 PM

PIZ

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Originally posted by Exodus:
I completely agree. We were given the gift of being advanced creatures by God, let us take advantage of that.

No such thing as "God." Had to mention that before...

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Plus I cannot resist KFC and Chinese buffets, they are too damn good...

...totally agreeing with you on this part!

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"That's what government's for: get in a man's way." - Mal

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 3:56 PM

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Originally posted by Piz:
Quote:
Originally posted by Exodus:
I completely agree. We were given the gift of being advanced creatures by God, let us take advantage of that.
No such thing as "God." Had to mention that before...

And you are both entitled to your opinions on this matter, but please, let's not make a issue of it, okay?

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 4:23 PM

DAVESHAYNE

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Originally posted by RMMC:
Quote:
Originally posted by Piz:
Quote:
Originally posted by Exodus:
I completely agree. We were given the gift of being advanced creatures by God, let us take advantage of that.
No such thing as "God." Had to mention that before...

And you are both entitled to your opinions on this matter, but please, let's not make a issue of it, okay?

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RMMC

Well I agree with Piz but yeah no reason to make an isuae of it.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, July 4, 2006 5:06 PM

KANEMAN

There is a god....just so happens he tastes like chicken...oops no issue sorry

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 2:25 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 9:37 AM

PENGUIN

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 10:49 AM

*meep*

You're just evil, Penguin.

Poor little puppy.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 11:15 AM

MSG

I do not eat household pets!!!!! No rabbits, no cats, no dogs, no parakeets..etc.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 11:43 AM

I have a fear of dogs. That hot-dog Penguin put up is my worst nightmare. Except it's a Cerberus, not a little puppy.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 11:55 AM

GED

LOL Penguin, funny pic!

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 12:01 PM

BELUGASMOM

You do realize, don't you, that when you eat KFC and Chinese buffet, you ARE eating dog? And to Penguin: love the hot dog photo!

Life is short, brutal, and unpredictable. EAT DESSERT FIRST.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 1:42 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Well this is in bad taste.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 1:43 PM

MSG

in what sense is Kentucky Fried CHICKEN eating dogs??? pretty sure chickens are small feathered nasty pecking things with violent dispositions and few if any brains.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 1:45 PM

PENGUIN

The Forsaken Rule!

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 1:45 PM

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Well this is in bad taste.

I agree

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 5:27 PM

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Originally posted by BelugasMom:
You do realize, don't you, that when you eat KFC and Chinese buffet, you ARE eating dog?

1.) chickens ain't puppies.
2.) Dogs weren't what some local Chinese places here 'bouts got shut down for when I was younger....it was cats.

And now for something completely different.

A man with a tape recorder up his nose.

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RMMC

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006 5:42 PM

KANEMAN

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Originally posted by BelugasMom:
You do realize, don't you, that when you eat KFC and Chinese buffet, you ARE eating dog? And to Penguin: love the hot dog photo!

Life is short, brutal, and unpredictable. EAT DESSERT FIRST.

You must come to grips...we are humans... we eat animals...sorry

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 6:35 PM

BELUGASMOM

O for heaven's sake, people, of course it's in bad taste. The entire thread is in bad taste. Don't read/participate if your sense of humour doesn't tend toward the sick and twisted. ****MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH!!****
signed, BELUGASMOM ( who is a notorious animal lover [I rescue puppies and kitties and birdies and squirrels and....].....and I eat food that once had eyes and mothers and..........
Life is short, brutal, and unpredictable. EAT DESSERT FIRST.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006 11:41 PM

"It‘s that fine line between delicatessen and petshop. Some people juggle geese, some people eat puppies.”

Z.A.M.M Chapter 3 Feasting with Panthers

I think it's a decent philosophy.

After all, a snail is just a slug with a property investment, and they are considered a delicacy.

And raw oysters? Someone must have been really drunk to try that first time out...

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 12:22 AM

EMMARIGBY

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Well this is in bad taste.

I agree

Seems like a lot of people know the taste of puppys. And apparently it's bad. Okay, won't be rushing out to munch on one any time soon.

I have eaten a Dik Dik, which are almost as cute

In my defense I was almost literally starving after having been stuck in a jungle forthree months. I was sizing up the relative tenderness of my friends at this point.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 12:29 AM

Eating people is wrong.

But way to go on the cute lunch front. I'm assuming you don't eat your minions? My folks had snake in China, and my mother has never got over the experience.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 12:37 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Emma, I have to say that is a cute but very strange looking animal.
Er... Was it tasty? I suppose anything would be good after being that hungry...

Anyway, my dad is a mailman and hence isn't fond of dogs. If he hears one barking really loud, especially if it's at him, he'll get this glare on his face and say "Korean BBQ". It's rather amusing. Well, for folk like me and him who have that kind of sense of humor. I also thought his Halloween idea was funny but the people he worked with thought he was a sick bastard.
Oh, maybe I should explain that. He thought it would be hi-larious if on Halloween he answer the door in a white-trash outfit with a shotgun and whiskey bottle in his hands and yell "What do you want?!" and if they said "trick or treat" he'd give them five bucks.
I thought it was funny. Would be a good scary costume, if nothing else.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:13 PM

FLORALBUNNY

SpaceAnJL wrote:
Sunday, July 09, 2006 00:29
Eating people is wrong.

But way to go on the cute lunch front. I'm assuming you don't eat your minions? My folks had snake in China, and my mother has never got over the experience.
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China?
I ate snake in Pennsylvania.
USA.
At summer camp.
Timber rattler.
Made our California rattlers look like toys.
Pickled.
Not bad.
Perhaps not forgetting it would constitute
never getting over it. Dunno.

Dik-dik is cute, but if you're thinking of
going Reaver on your mates....heh.

Sauteed minion not good.

bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
-------Hide the rum!-------

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:23 PM

my dad ate a rabbit in survival training

he used to be a Staff Sergeant

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:37 PM

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Originally posted by Penguin:

PUT DOWN THE DOG AND STEP AWAY FROM THE MUSTARD!

Officer Chrisisall

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:38 PM

*in a constable's outfit*

What's all this then?

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:42 PM

We must send in Atilla- the bun!

European swallow Chrisisall

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:45 PM

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

silly english kanigits

what does that even mean? the subtitles say "pigs"

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:47 PM

This is contradiction!

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:49 PM

no it isn't!

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:50 PM

YES IT IS!!

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 4:53 PM

I'm sorry I can't argue anymore, your 5 minutes are up

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 5:00 PM

*silly walks away...*

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 5:08 PM

SHADOWFLY

What a homo

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 5:13 PM

we're just enjoying a monty python recitation

if you don't like it go away

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 5:59 PM

wow, he went away

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 7:58 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown wrote:
Sunday, July 09, 2006 16:23
my dad ate a rabbit in survival training

he used to be a Staff Sergeant
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I ate rabbit in childhood.
Part of childhood could probably be
classified as survival training, but
let's not get into that.
Never was a Sgt., though.

That dog-on-a-bun sure looks like the
dachshund puppies we raised (and didn't
eat) when I was a kid....

Attila the bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
------Hide the rum!------

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 9:56 PM

BELOWZERO

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
We must send in Atilla- the bun!

European swallow Chrisisall

MMMMMM, fire-roasted vorpal bunny!

I've eaten rabbit (yum), alligator tail (tastes like chicken but has the texture of calimari, which I just can't get over); moose (major yummy), deer, and caribou.

Won't eat anything that looks like snot (snails, oysters) or might kill me first!

African swallow BelowZero

"Do not go gentle into that good night....
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. . ."
--Dylan Thomas

Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light.
I have loved the stars too fondly
To be fearful of the night.

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Sunday, July 9, 2006 10:13 PM