Good Dogs! by FutureMrsFIllion

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Good Dogs!

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UPDATED: Tuesday, July 11, 2006 15:11
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Sunday, July 9, 2006 11:19 PM

Turn 'em head downwards, body under your arm, and pull with a twist. Breaks the spine, but the body doesn't leg it.

Zombie chickens of doom! Maybe it's the next Aardman film...

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Monday, July 10, 2006 1:06 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Sorry, EMMARIGBY, but it was either kill or let my 4 guinea pigs be killed.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Monday, July 10, 2006 2:45 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

It only takes 1. Looks at all the gos se he'd have to move to get to it, pulls out Vera, shoots the light socket and dead bulb, and goes and has a glass of mudder's milk.

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RMMC

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Monday, July 10, 2006 2:50 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Kanigits is "knights" read photetically...

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THANK YOU

I've been wondering that for 3 years.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Monday, July 10, 2006 3:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Reaverina1985Riviera:
I have no idea on how to desribe what it tasted like, besides "unique".
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So true. The old "tastes like chicken" line
is inoperable when you consider all the
different ways chicken can taste, depending
on how it's seasoned and cooked.
Perhaps we should organize a parallel tasting:
rattler and chicken, deep-fried, Parmigiana,
etc.
You do the eating. I'm mostly into Garden
Burgers these days.
(Ohhh, my poor karma is festooned with foie
gras and many other transgressions...)

bun on a bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
------Hide the rum!------

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 3:58 AM

SPACEANJL

I have whole shelves of cookbooks, including some historical ones. The Roman one is...interesting.
The dormouse recipe is okay. But one housemate of mine pursued another housemate with a carving knife in an effort to try out the testicles recipe.

I also have a recipe for penis. (Seriously - it's an old Jewish recipe.)

Basically, find me an ingredient, I probably have a recipe for it. And this does include scorpion candy.

Does this make me a bad person?

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 4:01 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Space - remind me NOT to have tea at your house - nor lunch neither!

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 4:12 AM

SPACEANJL

Aaw. An' I thought one of those recipes might be something you'd care for a copy of, re the ex?

It could be worse. I also have a whole bookcase full of crime books. Everything has death, blood or murder in the title. I keep it upstairs in the bedroom where it can't freak visitors out. (It's a research collection - for writing, not...practical.)

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 4:15 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I have quite a few recipe books I picked up here and there whilst living in the UK. Lots of strange recipes and home remedies, even have one for a tooth ache that calls for cobwebs and sheep dung. But no Penis Parfait.

But, hey, might be interested in Ex-FmF testicle tea.

Sorry men :(

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 4:19 AM

ROCKETJOCK

Okay, classic multi-panel New Yorker cartoon by Charles Addams:

Panel one: A man typing; by the reversed text in the office door window we know he's working at Time magazine. His text reads:

"Dog meat has been eaten in Germany during every major crisis since the time of Frederick the Great; known as "Blockade Mutton", it is--"

Panel Two: Man scratches his head.

Panel Three: Man in research library, pouring over books with an expression of frustration.

Panel Four: Man wearing coat, entering a pet store.

Panel Five: Man exits pet store, small dog under arm.

Panel Six: Man enters restaurant; sign in window reads "We cook special meals to order."

Panel Seven: Man exits restaurant, dog no longer under arm; several people are staring at him with distressed looks.

Panel Eight: Man returns to his office, sits at typewriter.

Panel Nine: Man finishes typing. Text reads:

"--tough, gamey, strong-flavored."

Heeeheeeheee. Great sense of humor, old Chas.

"She's tore up plenty. But she'll fly true." -- Zoë Washburn

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 4:21 AM

SPACEANJL

You like Addams, you'll love E Gorey!

Incidentally, the Addams Family themselves were originally illustrations for a Ray Bradbury book.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 4:24 AM

EMMARIGBY

Hhhm, from what I've hear of ex-Mr.FMF I'm not sure whether the penis recipe would provide only a tiny portion (because he was a dickless wonder) or anough to feed a family of 12 and make them all sick (because he was one giant dick!)

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Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 4:42 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Oh Emma! Let me wipe the tears from my eyes! I was laughing so hard I almost pee'd me pants!

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 3:11 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Ai, ya. Was going to cite the Addams
dog thing but thought it too long. Glad
someone posted it.
Former neighbors of mine had been children
in Berlin during WW2. He used to pick
up our kitty, feel him carefully, and
say we should eat him before he got too
tough and stringy. His wife would shush
him, but I got some ugly survival stories
from both of them. Nice people. Missed
them when we moved away.

Last night I probably ate ants by accident.
Wore them into the house from the garden,
where I'd been slaving away. Somehow they
got into my soup, where I noticed a few of
them doing the backstroke.

FMF, if you can find the ex, de-ball him
and I'll send along a recipe (provided I
can find it) for turkey nuts. He sounds
like a real turkey to me.

bun on a roll
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006
------Hide the rum!------

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