Limericks! Limericks! Limericks! by FutureMrsFIllion

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Limericks! Limericks! Limericks!

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UPDATED: Sunday, July 16, 2006 13:06
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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:15 AM

I think that now is the time
to open yet another thread for rhyme
The old ones were great
for new ones I can't wait
and I hope they won't all be mine!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:41 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

i once saw a show that I loved
but the word cancel came down from above
the executives were crazy
their thinking was hazy
how I wish I could give them a shove!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 6:49 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

inara is quite a girl
she is gifted with diamonds and pearl
but what I want to know
and if we still had a show
the truth about the syringe might unfurl

Can you tell I am bored as hell at work?

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:25 AM

INDIGOSTARBLASTER

There once was a psychic named River.
“She’s creepy,” said Jayne, with a shiver.
And his terror did grow
When she said, “Also,
“I can kill you with my liver.”

(hmm… that doesn’t sound quite right…)

Indigo S.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:27 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

YAY a Limerick! It was good!

There once was a Dr named Tam
who in school it seemed was a ham
He saved sweet young River
Her plight still makes my lip quiver
and now they live on the lam

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:33 AM

EMMARIGBY

Oh Joy the llimericks are back!
For weeks I've been mourning their lack.
But sadly for me
I'm so very busy
That I can't give it much of a whack!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:36 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I was sad I was mourning you loss
for we both share a love of the Joss
I am glad you are back
though I know time you lack
Just eat right and forget not to floss

Been missing you! Get that work done!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:40 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

River did Jayne admire
naked in a box, did desire
she's not all there
But Jayne doesn't care
Will he listen to Collin's that liar?

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 7:42 AM

EMMARIGBY

Your advice is both kindly and wise
But it won't come as a big surprise
That I've been tempted to play
And have just one last say
Before I get back to work *Here she cries*!

Thinking up rhymes for my Mal
Has boosted my flagging morale.
I've come over all quear
Thinking of his tight rear
And how one day I will be his gal!

Going now, talk later!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 8:52 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I know you have heard this before
excuse me if I seem a bore
Stay away from Mal's rear
he ain't for you my dear
Do I have to leave you in the core?

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 8:57 AM

EMMARIGBY

But I thought that your devious plan
Involved marrying the gorgeous Nathan.
Please go on with your schemes,
But leave me my dreams
Of having the ficticious Captain!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 8:59 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

You are right, your correct and its true
you can fantasize about Malcolm and crew
Nathan is mine
Its just a matter of time
When we wed women will boo hoo

OK its go se, but hey I am at work!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:04 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

"FMF", said Nathan, "my Goddess"
"What is that you have in your bodice?"
Its a picture of you!
with your eyes oh so blue,
and a calendar to choose when the wedding is!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:12 AM

BIGWOLF18

im new at this whole limrik thing,
but i think ill give it a swing,
kaylee and jayne,
without them its pain,
( but i dont miss atherton wing!)

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the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:13 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Excellent first limerick!

atherton wing was a ass
for a rich man, he was class
he treated inara like dirt
I think she was hurt
but Malcolm proved he was the one with class!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:19 AM

MSG

ok not really applicable, but I felt the need to share...it actually makes me think of Jayne:)

On the chest of a barmaid from Wales
Was tatooed all the prices of ales
Whilst on her behind, for the sake of the blind
Was precisely the same, but in braille

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:20 AM

EMMARIGBY

Welcome, Bigwolf, to the fray!
I hope for more rhyming you'll stay.
You're a pleasure to meet
And your verse was so sweet,
That I had to come back here to play!

Our dear Wash is a leaf on the wind.
Without him the crew would be skinned.
I really can't bear
(It's completely unfair)
That he ended up horribly pinned.

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 9:25 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Wash is feeling quite mad
His wife he thinks Malcolm has had
Its not really his thought
and he really should not
wish that malcolm was that kind of cad

I need to get back on the roll!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:29 AM

RMMC

This'll probably be immensely mediocre:

Simon boarded the ship
To give the Feds the slip
But Dobson was there
And caused quite a scare
'Til Mal shot him from the hip.

*runs away and hides*

******
RMMC

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:32 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Excellent Limerick! Silly You

When Mal is trying to get you to listen
When the sweat on your brow starts to glisten
Belive what he says
Don't disagree or I confess
You will find yourself kicked through the engine.

Now that is bad!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:42 AM

RMMC

TIGGER!!!!!!! Where'd you get that and can I steal it?

*ahem*

A good little Browncoat am I
Slapping up posters low and high
Put one on the wall
Get no work done at'll
'Cause Mal keeps catching my eye.

Silly but true. I think when the boss catches on, I'll have to take Mal down.

******
RMMC

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:10 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I am happy I started this thread
though I watched with a little dread
no one would play
I didn't know what to say
And now the rhymes dance in my head

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:14 PM

MSG

makes me wish I could rhyme:) or write limericks...but I have very much enjoyed all of yours

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:22 PM

DALILABA

OK here goes......
There once was a Captain named Malcolm
Who would powder his cute bum with talcum
And his pants were so tight
That they ripped at the sight
Of the first pretty lady to "couch him" [Nandi]

She can holler till our ears bleed, although I would take it as a kindness if she didn't.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:25 PM

RMMC

For those to whom rhyming's a bust,
I'll tell of that which is a must
Go to the store and look
A dictionary rhyming book
Then folks'll eye your work with lust.

Dong ma?

*******
RMMC

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 12:49 PM

EMMARIGBY

I've mentioned my penchant for rhyming.
What I can't always get is the timing.
It sounds good in my head
But when it is read
The words are not great at aligning.

My thoughts have veered wildly off track
As I think of Mal out in the black.
With his devilish smile
And great laid back style,
I think that he'd like Cap'n Jack!

Imagine the two of them meeting.
Jack's masscaraed eye winks in greeting.
They'd make a great team.
Ah, well, I can dream!
Must go before I start overheating!

(Just come from the pirate thread. Sent me a little funny!)

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:38 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

EMMA, FMF:

my rhymes cannot compare
for the captains derriere
If you care to remember
In April, or December
I asked you guys to share

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 1:48 PM

DALILABA

OK........
There once was a great show called FIREFLY
That lifted the spirits of you and I
But the honchos at FOX
Who were dumb as a box
Made decisions that caused us to want to cry.

So the Joss fans rose up to present a plan
And the browncoats decided to take a stand
And Serenity Day
Was a triumph they say
And the 'verse will return CAUSE WE SAY IT CAN!!!

Shoot the man, not the horse. Dead horse...cover, live horse..great pile of panic.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:46 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

PD
I remember your kind request
To Emma I have said be my guest
With Malcom be bold
On that I am sold
But with Nathan my patience don't test

:)

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:55 PM

TRAVELER

For a grumpy old fart who's covered in crust
This place has become an incredible must
And it's proven quit true
That I'm stuck here like glue
With my limericks all squeaky with rust

If you want more of these
You'll have to say please
Cause it took me all night
To create this delight
So go and laugh till you sneeze

Where are the pirates when you need them to save us from this.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 5:15 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I've been far away from the verse
Crappy has my life been I'm cursed
I'll have to sit with some lemon tea
and catch up with Serenity
or my limericks will get much worse!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 10:50 PM

EMMARIGBY

I think everyone here is so clever.
Such talent I have come across, never!
Don't indulge in self-doubt.
Let your rhymings spout out!
To live up to you, I shall endeavour!

(I'll think of a Firefly related one later. Just woken up!)

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 10:56 PM

CALHOUN

There once was a man from Nantucket!

Lets just say the stories about him were greatly exagerated...

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:11 PM

RCAT

In response to all the clever cpt. tightpants posts (and I hope you've seen the Wash outtakes for this one).

What a gorgeous sight is our River!
Inara, I surely do pine to kiss'er.
But the best sight to see,
'tho she'd surely kill me,
Is Zoe, where the good lord did split'er.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:12 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Not sure that I can limerick properly
I am fuzzy and lacking in coffee
I will of course try
And though it's not wry
My rhythm is of highest quality

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:29 PM

EMMARIGBY

The mudders all thought Jayne a hero
'Cos he's droped on them mucho dinero.
Though he showed he was flawed
On Canton he's still adored.
And his legend continues to grow.

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 11:52 PM

RCAT

Though River could sometimes be loud,
they huddled within their own cloud.
When the sky shown at last
and their hooves touched the grass.
They remembered how to be cows.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:02 AM

EMMARIGBY

There's a problem with your brain being missing!
Zoe, fondly, her captain was dissing,
When robbing a train
Turned out a real pain.
'Nara helped with suspicion dissmissing.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:35 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Can someone get into the archives and find the link to the old thread. The first one? I can't get into the archives.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:44 AM

EMMARIGBY

Nope, I looked for it a while back. I wanted to collect all the 'episodes' together. Couldn't finds it. After a while I got bored looking and wandered off!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:42 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

"Just scare him" said Mal to Jayne
"pain is scary" said Jayne to complain
He got out his knife
Collins' fear was rife
In his pants do I detect a stain?

Dang it! I knew I should have cut and pasted them into something! There was some good work in there!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:49 AM

RHODRI

Me next!!!

There was a young lovely named Kaylee
Who took all in her stride quite gaily.
She fell for Doc Tam
How saddened I am,
I pray that she fancies ME daily!!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:52 AM

RHODRI

Along came Hands of Blue
In number two by two.
Then there was Jayne
with his weapons of pain,
And now they are nothing but goo!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 5:55 AM

EMMARIGBY

Jayne can be such a hot hunk,
Although he's sometimes a bit of a lunk.
When he takes off his shirt
Or he gets on his flirt,
Well, then you'll find me in my bunk!

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Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:38 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I love that River is Fey
it suits her its just her way
Too some she seems scary
to her Book is too hairy
Its just River at the end of the day

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 6:49 AM

EMMARIGBY

I've been thinking of the next Big Damn Movie
And what the title is likely to be.
Joss, that super dude,
Thought of "So Very Nude"!
Wow! That sure would be super groovey!

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Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:59 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

The women are all so pretty
to not see them each weeks a pity
but what I am wanting more
i'll count them all four
Mal, Jayne, Sam and Book - I think that I'm gidy

oh these suck so bad! I have lost the limerick!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 9:51 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

bump

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:10 AM

EMMARIGBY

Here's an ode to dear Summer Glau's Feet.
With her grace no-one else can compete.
You should always remember,
They're the 11th crew member.
Without them, the show's incomplete.

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Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:49 PM

EMMARIGBY

I feel this thread I have to bumb.
Up through the the list now watch it jump
I've done my bit,
Without much wit.
Please help me keep it from the dump!

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Hissssssssss!

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