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Faolin's Crew 4

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 9:52 AM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


don't forget about faolin's crew returning with a new thread post soon

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 10:47 AM

SAMEERTIA


Previously on Faolin's Crew:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=21927



Currently;

Shanti's prone and drugged form remained on the floor under the steps of the cargo bay, waiting for her illustrious captain and his cohorts to move the plot foreward.



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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:49 PM

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"Well, Cappy, who exactly is this?"

Hairy hands wrapped around his heavy pistols, aiming at the newcomer, Banner's mouth is cigar-less, always a bad sign.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:38 PM

DRPAIN


Puro flipped some switches, pressed some buttons and replied back to Darren through the com "Shiny everything's running smooth. Thank you Darren."

"No problem Puro just doin' my job." Darren said into the com. He clicked off the com satisfied with his work. Darren wiped off his hands and headed for the cargo bay.

Puro activated the shipwide com "Darren's got us up and running Captain. Awaiting your orders sir."

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 3:31 PM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


The Captain looked at the man from the past and lept toward him. He grabbed his neck and threw him across the galley in an instant the doctor was up and delivering a punch to Faolin's stomach while shooting a tranq at Banner. The fight continued back and forward until both we're tired and bloody. We'll meet again Faolin the man disappeared with a brigth flash of light. the captain had barely enough time to page Dr. Luap before colapsing

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Thursday, July 20, 2006 8:36 PM

DRPAIN


Darren made it to the cargo bay at the same time as Dr. Luap. "What happened in here Doc?"

Dr. Luap shrugged "I don't know Darren but go check on the others while I check on the Captain."

Darren nodded and stepped over Banner's tranqed body. Darren grinned and thought about kicking Banner in the crotch, but stopped thinking that as he noticed Shanti slumped underneath the stairs. He ran over to her, knelt down, and checked her pulse.

"Oh good yer alive." Darren said to himself. He propped Shanti's head on his lap and said as shook her gently "Shanti it's Darren! Please wake up!"

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Thursday, July 20, 2006 10:18 PM

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Roughly yanking the dart from his neck, Banner uneasily stood to his feet, swaying slightly. Darren shot a quick look to the merc, then back to the prone cook.

"'Ello, Darren. Hey, Shanti get tranqed too? Sh'ain't quite got my constitution."

Squatting beside the unconcious Shanti, Banner quickly draws a small silver flask from his hip pocket.

"Hell are you doing?" Darren shouts, raising his fist.

"Try'n hit me again, I'll put ya down so hard your neck'll snap," Banner replies calmly, unscrewing the flask. "Wake-up juice, my own blend. Quite handy back'n in the war."

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Friday, July 21, 2006 7:05 AM

DRPAIN


Are ya comin' on ta me Banner? Cause if'n ya are I only like womenfolk." Darren replied with a smile. Before Banner could reply, Shanti spitted and sputtered. She blinked opened her eyes and looked around "Ugh what was that?"

"It'd be best if'n ya didn't ask." Darren said as he looked at Banner. He lifted Shanti up gently as Banner put away his flask. Shanti smiled at Darren "Thank you for helping me up."

"Eh it was nothin' Shanti." Darren replied.

"Aw get a room ya two." replied Banner with a disgusted look on his face.

Shanti spun around to face Banner "And just what do you mean by that Banner?"

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Friday, July 21, 2006 7:13 AM

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"Think ya know exactly what I mean. Wasn't 'zactly a brainteaser. And as for helpin' ya up, oughta be thanking me, not some young greasemonkey."

Shanti pauses, a thoughtful look on her face. "How old are you, Banner?"

"Fifty-one," he replies coolly, ramming a cigar into his mouth. "What 'bout you, Darren? Didn't bother to ask, what with your antagonism and all."

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Friday, July 21, 2006 7:19 AM

DRPAIN


Where's everyone?

"I'm 34 Banner." replied Darren with a wry smile on his face.

Captain Faolin came to just as Darren finished replying to Banner's question. He got up and said "Will you two stop with the twenty questions and get to work. Shanti how're you feeling?"

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Friday, July 21, 2006 7:25 AM

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I don't know...But at least we'll have the joys of ping-pong posting!

"Other than the after-taste of that...stuff...I'm feeling pretty decent."

"Actually, 'Captain," Banner said, cracking his large knuckles. "I still got questions gonna be answered."

"No, you don't." The captain's face was dark, eyes flashing anger.

"Ya know, maybe I don't after all."

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Friday, July 21, 2006 7:46 AM

DRPAIN


Oh yipee! Go post something on the L.O.S. thread.

Darren smiled at Shanti and headed back to the engine room. He didn't want to anger the Captain anymore then he already was, so he left without saying a word.



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Friday, July 21, 2006 7:49 AM

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I can't yet, not until four months have passed in the timeline.

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Friday, July 21, 2006 9:34 AM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


The captain watched as slowly the rest of his crew entered the room. He had some explaining to do.

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Friday, July 21, 2006 9:46 AM

CHOO1701


p.s: i didn't do it.

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

Ralph Wiggum(after walking into the 'Adults Only' section): Everybody's hugging!

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Friday, July 21, 2006 10:06 AM

SAMEERTIA


Shanti shakes her head, still dizzy.

"Captain? Can I ask what just happened, or is that something I'm better off not knowing as well?" The acrid taste of Banner's patented wake-up juice stuck to her tongue and throat like oil and she made her way into the kitchen and dug in the cooler for some not-quite-orange-juice.

Turning, she caught Banner watching her with a strange look on his face. What was it? Sympathy? Concern? It didn't look quite like the burly merc, whatever it was.

Puro's voice brought her out of her musings, "How the hell did he get onboard. I didn't open any airlocks for hell-bent strangers!"


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Friday, July 21, 2006 11:53 AM

DRPAIN


Darren felt his stomach rumble. After all that happened in the cargo bay, he was hungry. Darren shrugged and left the engine room. He saw everyone in the galley as he walked in and made his way to the pantry.

Banner spotted Darren and said "Oy I thought ya was gonna stay in the engine room like a good greasemonkey."

Darren turned around, saw Banner and smiled "I changed my mind Gramps. My stomach was rumblin' so's I came here for somethin' ta eat. Savvy?"

"Ya best watch what ya say ta me boy or else?" Banner spat out.

"What are ya goin' ta do, break a hip?"

"ENOUGH!" shouted Faolin. "You two stop this bickering or you two will find yourselves out of a job and thrown out an airlock."

"Yes sir!" both Banner and Darren had managed to say. Darren grabbed a couple of granola bars and sat down at the table across from another. Banner was about to reach for one when he caught the Captain looking at him. Banner retracted his hand and gave Darren a wicked grin. Darren gave Banner an unfazed look and bit into his granola bar.

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Friday, July 21, 2006 1:50 PM

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"Might just break your hip, kiddo," Banner whispers merrily, turning to the captain.

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Friday, July 21, 2006 2:03 PM

SAMEERTIA


Sorry! I was trying to get one more post in before the weekend, since I'm going camping, but it's not gonna happen. Just keep Shanti out of trouble, would ya?

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Friday, July 21, 2006 2:08 PM

DRPAIN


We'll try Ertia. Have fun on your camping trip.

"I'd like to see you try old man." Darren whispered, his right hand on his pistol.

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Friday, July 21, 2006 2:11 PM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


13 are you talking to the captain cause the captain's gonna get all kick your on you

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Friday, July 21, 2006 2:12 PM

13


(Was talking to Darren, acutally. I don't know if Faolin could take Banner in a one-on-one.)

"Maybe later, when you ain't got a heavy piece o' metal and cowardice on yer mind."

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Friday, July 21, 2006 3:29 PM

DRPAIN


Darren replied in a cool tone "Oh I'm sorry geezer did ya think I was goin' ta shoot ya with my gun? I was just makin' sure that a senile old fool such as ya self didn't try ta take it."

Banner replied "I may be old but I'll take ya down faster than ya can spit."

Darren smiled "Pick a place and time old man. I wasn't always a mechanic ya know."



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Friday, July 21, 2006 3:32 PM

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"An I wasn't always a merc. How's about the cargo bay, once everyone's sleepin'? O'course, ya might try an' put the moves on me..."

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Friday, July 21, 2006 3:43 PM

DRPAIN


"That's fine by me Banny." Darren said not taking his eyes of the merc. Darren got up from the table and continued "And the only moves I'll be makin' on ya are the ones that'll cause pain."

By that time everyone had stopped talking and were looking at the two men. Captain Faolin spoke up "Well if you two are finished with your childish banter, can we please get back to how that man got onto my ship?"

Darren looked at Faolin "That's fine with me Cap'n." Darren looked back at Banner and said "How 'bout ya Banny ol' boy?"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 5:19 AM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


"That man was alliance big time I've encountered him in the past my guess some Alliance technology let him onboard"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:08 AM

DRPAIN


Mononoke replied "But why would the Alliance want you sir?"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:44 AM

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"Alliance?" Banner growls. "Spectacular."

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:12 PM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


"probably got somethin to do with our profession mononoke" Faolin of course knew otherwise. "Let's just get to the job and get it done if the Alliance bugs us again so be it"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:22 PM

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"Shiny." A ponderous look fades onto Banner's face. "'Ey, Shanti, 'ow old are you?"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:37 PM

DRPAIN


Shanti looked over her shoulder at Banner and said "A lady never tells Mr. Banner." She finishes pouring her forgotten not-so-quite-orange juice into a glass and puts the container back into the cooler.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:45 PM

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"Indeed," Banner harrumphs, and turns to Darren. "Some'ow I get the feeling she's told ya that, and then some."

"Why me?"

"Well, fer some peculiar reason, ya two seem closer than to much anything else in yer lives. I just figured ya'd been sharin' all that lovey-dovey sugary secrets and all."

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:52 PM

DRPAIN


"Sorry ta disappoint ya Banner but I know just as much 'bout her as ya do." Darren replied as he bit into his second granola bar.



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Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:01 PM

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"Aye, if that be the case, what'cha wanna do is keep both of yer mouths shut. I've seen too many good outfits like this one blow up in ma face due to unnecessary closeness. Gotta keep yourselves as disconnected as possible to stay flyin'."

"But what about the pleasures of human company?" Shanti puts in, settling at the table.

"You, of all people, should know that human company is almost always unpleasant."

"So what, Banner, ya saying people should just be alone their entire lives?" Darren kicks back in his chair, arms folded.

"In this sort o' business, yeah. Think about it; you an' Shanti become best o' friends, practically inseparable, right? Then, once one of ya gets killed, the rest of us would have a useless unit."

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:20 PM

DRPAIN


Darren replied "Well ta each their own Banner. If'n ya want ta be alone for the rest of yer life then go right on ahead. That just means more friends for the likes of me and Shanti."



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Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:25 PM

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"Jus' know I won't be there for comfort when one o' ya dies."

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:42 PM

DRPAIN


"I'm pretty sure we weren't expectin' ya to Banner." replied Darren.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:51 PM

13


Ignoring that comment, Banner continues with his impromptu lecture.

"Love is highly dangerous for a mercenary of any sort, even if it's love for someone outside the business. Jus' heaps on a whole buncha worry and anticipation, and, once again, when one of ya dies.." Banner shrugs non-committadely. "Ya can't function without half of yerself."

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:11 PM

JOHNTHETHEATREFREAK


The Captain couldn't help but chuckle at the conversation. He didn't know how he felt about love on his boat but hey at least it was something to argue about

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:14 PM

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"Exactly how do ya know so much 'bout love and loss when ya claim to never get close to anybody?" Darren asks.

Banner smiles thinly. "Wasn't always alone, Darren. Not always."

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 3:30 PM

DRPAIN


Darren replies with a smug look on his face "Well I can see why she left ya. Or was it a he who left ya?"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 4:46 PM

13


Banner's face pulled into a mechanical, lifeless smile, his eyes dead.

"She died, actually. Along with my two girls. Shuttle crash, nineteen years ago."

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 4:54 PM

DRPAIN


"Well I'm sorry ta hear 'bout that. Still don't mean ya gotta be a pigu 'bout stuff." replied Darren.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 4:55 PM

13


"I'm sure ya aren't, but I've always been a jackass."

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 5:03 PM

DRPAIN


Shanti sighs "Will you two knock it off already! You two are acting like children!"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 5:08 PM

13


"But big, muscular children!" Banner pipes, guzzling from another silver flask. A sideways look at Darren, and he adds, "Well, at least me, anyway."


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Saturday, July 22, 2006 5:12 PM

DRPAIN


Darren grins "Are ya sure that ain't fat 'stead of muscles?"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 5:14 PM

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Banner grins back, saying, "Don't talk about yerself that way, boy!"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 5:36 PM

DRPAIN


Darren laughs sarcastically "Oh stop Banner before ya give yerself a coronary."

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 5:39 PM

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"Good advice," the merc says solemnly.

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