FMF challenges RMMC to skinless grapes at 20 paces! by FutureMrsFIllion

What happened? He see your face?

*pd pulls up lawn chair, rubs hands together and puts on a large grin*

Hey, uhhh... grape boy, would you mind moving just a little to the left. I'd appreciate it. Gotta see this!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 2:49 PM

Come on out you Llama lover you! *FMF examines fingernails as she waits for her opponent to arrive. Foot tapping*

*FMF waiting impatiently decides that perhaps the vat of seedless grapes is not enough and goes to find a case of sporks, giggling to herself she mumbles ...mumble mumble SPORK YOU giggle mumble mumble*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:03 PM

*FMF enters the thread dragging behind her a bar, buffet, 4 piece band and hot tub*

If I am going to have to wait, might as well be comfy!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:13 PM

Yum, bar and buffet! This is like dinner theater!

*pulls up lawn chair and beer helmet*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:28 PM

What happened? He see your face?

C... what up? *does the fist pound*

whatcha think's gonna happen here? *knocks one back*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:30 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

WHOHOO!

*props up the bar*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:35 PM

*FMF impatiently looks at watch* I am going to have to go to bed soon! I have to be up at 4am to go to the hospital!

*FMF cups hands around mouth* OH RMMC! Hellooooooooooooooo!

*FMF notices that the nubile but legal young men are looking bored and lonely* Now we can't have that!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
C... what up? *does the fist pound*

whatcha think's gonna happen here? *knocks one back*

Yo.

I think RMMC will just not show up for a spell. Then FMF will get board and meander away. Then the thread will slide into obscurity.

On the plus side, though, bar and buffet.

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:37 PM

*RMMC hits FMF on head with a raspberry*

I accept your challenge, you, you, acusser YOU! HA! Thought I didn't remember you accusing me for bringing llamas here! *makes scrunchy face* Meanie!

*picks up grapes*

We need someone to count off the paces.

*******
RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
C... what up? *does the fist pound*

whatcha think's gonna happen here? *knocks one back*

Yo.

I think RMMC will just not show up for a spell.

You failed the reader test.

No special academy for you!

*******
RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:41 PM

Hey! *FMF rubs her head and wipes off Rasberry* I didn't accuse you! Someone told me you brought them! *Wings a doughnut at Rmmc's nose- choclate and prinkly covered* You You Thingy stealer!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Quote:
Originally posted by Causal:
Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
C... what up? *does the fist pound*

whatcha think's gonna happen here? *knocks one back*

Yo.

I think RMMC will just not show up for a spell.

You failed the reader test. No special academy for you!

*******
RMMC

Well, hell, now I don't get to have my brain played at. But I can still count 20 paces!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:46 PM

*FMF dodges grapes and throws down the original Partay thread http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=20162 * NOW we will see who is the accuser! *Lobs a live lobster towards RMMC and a packet of butter*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:48 PM

*gets nose stuck in doughnut hole and looks cross-eyed at it*

You defamer you! *lobs a marichino cherry* You didn't ASK if I brought the gorram llamas! You just BLAMED me!

okay Casual, start counting!

*******
RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:48 PM

MSG

ok now what's with all the fruit on the floor?? You kids better clean this up before we get ants...or worse llamas with diarhea...

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:51 PM

*FMF catches marischino cherry and drops it in her drink* MMmmm yummy, thanks Rmmc! Much obliged! *Picks up a handful of olives and pelts RMMC* I did not blame you! and besides! YOU STOLE MY THINGY! THINGY stealer you! An.....an.....an...you used the OH OH Nathan is behind you! trick! Dirty pool! Dirty pool I say!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:

okay Casual, start counting!

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RMMC

*ducks slice of key lime pie*

Hey, watch it, you two! I didn't sign up to stand in the cross fire.

OK, here we go. *starts pacing*

One...

Two...

Three...

*counts on fingers*

Four...

Five...

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:55 PM

AHA! IT WAS FLORALBUNNY!

FLORALBUNNY
Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 23:06

*knocks*

Here is your order of strawberries and Mudder's Milk.
Could someone please direct me to the llama-shaving thread?

bun
~6/23~Serenity/Firefly Summer~9/30~
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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But you still stole my thingy! *FMF stamps foot and puts on the foo foo face

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:56 PM

I borrowed it to force a challenge, since you blythly IGNORED my challenge!

No salty things! I got high blood pressure!

*lobs a lobster*

And my proof is:

Quote:
Monday, May 01, 2006 - 20:07

Me: Is there any reason there's 50 red whoping llamas in the hallway?

Monday, May 01, 2006 - 20:31
Kurya: And the llamas?.....uh, ask FMF!

PHHHT! I didn't bring 'em. I just told you they was there!

*tosses peeled & deveined shrimp*

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 3:56 PM

Six...

Seven...

Eight...

*fiddles with abacus*

Nine...

Ten...

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:00 PM

And the Nathan thing? How else was I gonna make ya look away? Man I'd be a lousy pirate in the double post threads if I couldn't steal with a bit 'o misdirection.

I can just see it..."Look behind you FMF...it's Foo-Foo the three-legged hare!"

Like you'd look at that.

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:00 PM

Clearly this is a misunderstanding. I did not bring the llamas, you did not bring the llamas - I smell a lot of not bringing llamas. Surely it is an Alliance plot!

*grabs Lobster and throws it into the pot next to the crabs* Anyone have any Old Bay?

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:01 PM

What happened? He see your face?

*PD laying on his back on the bar with bottle raised*

Niiinnne...

T *hic* T... Tennn...

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:02 PM

I got some Tullimore Dew, will that work?

*tosses in shrimp and crab legs*

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:03 PM

Hey, don't bring my Foo Foo into this! *pets foo foo and whispers to his sad little face* Its not HIS fault he only has 3 legs! There was an unfortunate combine harvester incident!

But AHA you admit to the stealing of the THINGY? Cause Guy stole my thingy too and he has not owned up! Not owing up thingy stealer that he is!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:04 PM

*FMF nudges RMMC and points at the nubile young PD whom we should note is now getting drunk*

Wink wink nudge nudge

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:05 PM

I admit to borrowing the thingy to annoy you, yep!

You just said not to in such an inviting way...

So, ya gonna to abuse Guy, too?

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:06 PM

Eleven!

Twelve!

Thirteen! Fourteen, Fifteen!

Sixteen, eighteen, twenty!

*runs for cover*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:06 PM

ODDSBODSKINS

*wonders what's going to be happening to PD's THINGY if he gets incautiously drunk, and whether it'll result in another culinary dual*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
*FMF nudges RMMC and points at the nubile young PD whom we should note is now getting drunk*

Wink wink nudge nudge

*looks in perfect understanding back to FMF*

Say no more.

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:08 PM

*FMF points towards her bag-o-tricks and invites RMMC to choose her weapon of choice*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:09 PM

*RMMC picks out fuzzy handcuffs and nods to FMF*

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:12 PM

What happened? He see your face?

*PD Springs off of the bar, hands firmly on his waist, chest out... and mysteriously has a cape flowing in the wind*

I smell a plot!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:17 PM

*FMF immediately puts on her best "I'm just a girl and couldn't possibly be up to something look" and twirls her hair around one finger smiling sweetly*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:22 PM

*RMMC whistles tunelessly and looks up at the night sky with her hands behind her back*

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:27 PM

What happened? He see your face?

*jabba voice*

Whoh ho ho!

Those mind tricks won't work on me...

*pulls out a whip... well whipped cream... well irish cream... all i had OK*

Bring it!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:29 PM

*RMMC perks up at the mention of Irish cream*

Want some Tully to go with that me boyo?

*looks angelic*

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RMMC

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:31 PM

KANEMAN

*Noticing commotion pulls into thread sticking up one of his four thumbs*..."Awesome"

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:44 PM

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by RMMC:
Want some Tully to go with that me boyo?

Aaayyyyyyyeeeee prefer it in me coffee...

*Pours some cream on his head*

have a sip... its on me...
*cough*cheese*cough*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 4:57 PM

MSG

(is going to get a hose to clean up what is surely the biggest food fight she has ever seen)

Are these lobster bits clinging to the sofa???? Ok which one of you got lobster on the sofa??

And where did all this sticky stuff come from??
(looks around at the wreck and ruin)

And someone better have a good explaination for all the fruit currently mashed into the carpet!!!
(looks at RMMC and FMF) Anyone??

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 6:30 PM

KAYNA

I love my captain

Hey, what happened to the grape boys?
I heard something about nubile yet leagal grape pealing young men. Are they still about?

*Kayna starts poking about hopefully*
Hey, lobster!

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Op: You're fighting a war you've already lost.
Mal: Yeah, well I'm known for that.

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 7:22 PM

SHINYALORA

*reads thread laughing histerically*
I LOVE my Browncoats!!!!

Ooh grapes! *watches the excitement while munching away on grapey goodness*

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 8:28 PM

A duel?

Capital!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 11:34 PM

EMMARIGBY

I think I missed the duel. Pity, I could have done with a god vicarious duelling.

Lucky FMF didn't have to resort to the sporks, things could have got really nasty!

Someone should point this duel out to Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown. Duels with squishy fruit are much more fun for all concerned than those with weapons of mass destruction. They don't break the tag, either!

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006 3:21 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
I think I missed the duel.

It was over before the paces got counted.

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Pity, I could have done with a god vicarious duelling.

Normally I don't point out spelling, but I just can't pass this up....Which one of us got promoted to god-hood, me or FMF? Does this mean we gotta resign from Catholicism?

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:
Someone should point this duel out to Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown. Duels with squishy fruit are much more fun for all concerned than those with weapons of mass destruction. They don't break the tag, either!

I think someone needs to point it out to him for his own safety. He poached the smiley, too.

And there is one point in the WoMD duel...no clean up as there's no one left to clean up.

As for me...since I'm the theif, it's only fair I clean up.

*grabs broom, mop and PD's bum*

Hey, gotta have perks where I can get 'em.

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RMMC

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 2:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

But AHA you admit to the stealing of the THINGY? Cause Guy stole my thingy too and he has not owned up! Not owing up thingy stealer that he is!

shows up from nowhere and bips FMF on the nose with a mushroom

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 2:24 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by EmmaRigby:

Someone should point this duel out to Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown. Duels with squishy fruit are much more fun for all concerned than those with weapons of mass destruction. They don't break the tag, either!

but squishy fruits don't go boom.

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 4:45 AM