Being very bored.......Tosses tomato...Take that!!!! by kaneman

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 5:37 PM

Ow.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 5:54 PM

*After playing with himself in the "Mud pie Recipe thread" Hears "Ow"*
" What the hell is "ow"?
*Puts down tomatoes...Throws a BRICK*

Ha HA He

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 5:58 PM

Repeat, "Ow."

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 6:12 PM

*Hearing "ow" for the second time...grabs dictionary*

" not ooh...not la...not doe....not rah..not um...Hah got it!

*grabs nearest emoticon*

" boo shama shing dang lalli finkel dink bish swanky dank"........hah

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 6:33 PM

*tosses pomato*

Take THAT!!!!!!!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 6:37 PM

*Notices Pomato hitting 13*

"BaHAHA"

NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 11:17 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*in strictest nanny voice she can muster* Kaneman - was that you playing with yourself again? I can't stand it when boys play with themselves when they should be makin' mud pies... make sure it doesn't happen again!

Now - my turn - *throws the overripe tomato in to the mix and chants* Mi mi mi mi moso tossu!

add to that a maniacle laugh and I'm out of here...

"I love my Captain!"

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 11:40 PM

*catches magdalena and smushes a pomato in her face*

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 11:56 PM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

Where are you getting these pomatos? (pomatoes? pomati?) What's a pomato? Can you smush a pomato?

Geez I need to go to sleep

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 11:59 PM

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:01 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

I had to ask. *smushes pomato in his own face*

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:06 AM

Look, the old man from scene 24!!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:20 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

talking to the girl from scene 42!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:21 AM

*old man* what is your quest?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:23 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

*girl* "My quest, as I live and learn, is to dig and be dug in return!"

Wait, how did I end up in the girl role? MAKEUP!!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:36 AM

Old Man: What is your favorite color?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:42 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

girl: egg white

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:46 AM

Old Man: What is the capital of Assyria?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:49 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

Girl: Assyrianna?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:58 AM

Old Man: NO!

*Girl flies off into a nearby canyon, having been hurled by an unseen force*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:03 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

girl bounces off a queen size mattress on top of a 1969 Volkswagon Beetle and lands safely in a ecalyptus tree. Yells at Old Man: "Assyria City?"

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:12 AM

*girl flies out of the tree and into a large boulder*

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:18 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

*made of cheese and hot wax from the other thread.*

drinks the cool blue gatorade and looks up at Old Man: I have a question for you! How many crackers are in a box of cheese-its?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:20 AM

Old Man: More than 20!

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:23 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

*Girl throws a twizzler spear at old man*

"Wrong! Cheeze-its are in the cheeze-it box! Crackers are in the cracker box!!"

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:24 AM

Old Man: Cheese-itz are a type of cracker!!!!

What is your destination?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:27 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

Then why arent they called crackers? Crackers are boring, cheese-its are cheezy goodness.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:29 AM

Old Man: because the didn't want them to be called crackers!

and cheese-its are nasty

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:32 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

Girl: what did they want them to be called? I've always found them to hold very polite conversations. My destination is the 4th star on the left.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:34 AM

Old man: Cheese-its

what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:36 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

girl: by unladen you mean the swallow hasnt swallowed anything?

I'm getting dizzy running back and forth.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:43 AM

Old Man: No, I mean it's not carrying anything.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:47 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

girl: not even its own weight? that's one lazy swallow.

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:49 AM

HA.........HA.........HA *old Man fades from view, and a voice says "You may pass"*

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 1:54 AM

We sniff the air, we don't kiss the dirt.

*girl laughs hysterically---and punts*

NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | TOP | HOME

Thursday, July 27, 2006 2:05 AM