The Resurrected Dance and Llama Shaving Partay, Part E-3 by RMMC

Good idea, Emma! We may also want to finish shaving them as it's kinda warm out.

Don't worry about the photoshop...I'm in the early learning stage myself.

We can have a bad photoshop art contest!

Actually, you llama shot looks good. I like it!

*shimmy* *shimmy*

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Thursday, July 27, 2006 5:54 PM

*wheels fumarole carefully into
thread, watching floor for signs
of independent eyebrows and other
detritus*

Well, it's nice to have an easy
loading par-tay thread again.

Thought you'd like
the fumarole for making banana boats
and s'mores. Had to have it in the
shop for some time after all that
stuff got into it, but I'm guaranteed
the belching is over and we're back
to an easily controlled slow emission.

I'm all in favor of llama shots. Just
tell me what's in them...

*goes to bar to inspect liquor supply*

ßun
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==We aim to exponentiate==
-------Hide the rum!-------

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Friday, July 28, 2006 4:18 PM

*comes in and hears a growling sound*

couldn't be, could it?

hey, uh, guys, I think we might have a piece of feral facial hair in here.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Friday, July 28, 2006 5:38 PM

*peers at growling thingy*

Wasn't that 13's?

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Friday, July 28, 2006 5:44 PM

yeah, I think so

*between his teeth* somebody get the Nair

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Saturday, July 29, 2006 9:32 AM

Can't. We used it all on the llamas.

*hairy bit leaps over Guy and scurries behind the jukebox where it continues to growl*

Agile little sucker ain't it?

I think we're listening to the Ramones for a bit longer.

♪I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetery,
Don't want to live my life again.♪

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Saturday, July 29, 2006 9:56 AM

SPACEANJL

Woah! You got lip-ferrets loose in here? I only stopped in for a drink...

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Saturday, July 29, 2006 4:18 PM

SpaceAnJL asked:
Saturday, July 29, 2006 09:56
Woah! You got lip-ferrets loose in here? I only stopped in for a drink...
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I'll make you a llama shot if I can
find all the stuff.
*tinkly rattling of bottles*
Where's the chicha?
Gotta have chicha for a proper llama
shot...

ð¿ð

bun, not letting ferrets give her
any lip...
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==We aim to exponentiate==
-------Hide the rum!-------

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Saturday, July 29, 2006 11:47 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*runs in at the sound of tinckling bottles...*

"Did I hear someone say Llama Shots - yay! Please may I have a Llama Shot? I don't care what's in them - I gotta go back to work tomorrow! ...

I need somethin' to dull the pain!"

*At the blank expressions* "Ah... OK - 13's rogue eyebrow didn't mention the invite..." *looks slightly embarassed*

"Uh OK - lets start again - Hi, I'm Magdalena but I answer to Magda and ... er, hmph... I brought some Chicha with me..."

*offers said bottle to Floral Bunny tentatively*

"I love my Captain!"

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Sunday, July 30, 2006 2:07 PM

*the bun straightens up from where she
has been crouching near the wall alongside
the jukebox. the growling noise has been
stifled. the bun waves a pan triumphantly.*

Nothing like a dollop of sticky wax
heated on the fumarole to handle Problem
Hair.

*inspects magda's proffered bottle*

"Finest Andean Chicha, chewed by Peruvian
virgins."

Yeppers. This be the stuff. Now for the
other ingredients.

*clinking noises*
ah, mescal...and...
*splashing and
the sound of the blender*

Here ya go, Magda! Enjoy the worm.

abstemious until a later hour bun
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==We aim to exponentiate==
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Sunday, July 30, 2006 5:11 PM

Er...worm?

I think I'll stick to vegitarian drinks, no offence meant, bun.

Worms....? At least they'll die happy, I suppose.

Thanks for taking care of the rogue hair! Time to change music! How 'bout some Elvis Costello?

*goes over to the jukebox and hits a button*

♪You better do as you are told. You better listen to the radio!♪

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Sunday, July 30, 2006 5:13 PM

I've got foamy hats!

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Monday, July 31, 2006 11:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
I've got foamy hats!

I hope you've got lots of 'em, 'cause the llamas want 'em.

*rumble**rumble**rumble* *CRASH*

Man, I'm glad we reinforced the llama pen.

*shimmy**shimmy**bop**bop*

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Monday, July 31, 2006 12:35 PM

MSG

"knocks" I have a delivery here ...one llama bath for a RMMC

also one truckload llama food

am I in the right place?

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, July 31, 2006 12:36 PM

one of the Forsaken TM

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Monday, July 31, 2006 3:04 PM

*back braced against llama pen door*

Um....can ya put it in that room over there? ----->

I'm a bit tied up at the moment...or I will be if I move.

Help!

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Monday, July 31, 2006 3:06 PM

*fires 3 rounds over the llama heads*

that'll quiet 'em.

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Monday, July 31, 2006 3:51 PM

*the bun dons a foamy hat but thinks
it smells suspiciously like llama shampoo*

RMMC, not to worry about the worm. It
comes in the mescal. We don't run it
through the blender. You can always pick
it out and put it in someone else's drink.
Con permiso, of course. Heh.

Who ordered all the llama stuff?
WHO?
Haven't we been through enough with these wild
animals?

*goes to join RMMC against the door but still
manages a sort of shimmy-shimmy-shimmy*

:::::bun all foamy:::::
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
==We aim to exponentiate==
-------Hide the rum!-------

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Monday, July 31, 2006 3:53 PM

maybe we should sell whatever fur/wool we shave off of them.

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Monday, July 31, 2006 3:54 PM

Don't look at me. Thanks to certain posts, folks seem to think they all belong to me.

Dunno who's payin' for that stuff either. it's not like I got the money.

Thanks for helpin' bun!

*THUD**THUD**THUD*

Does it seem to you they're gettin' a mite bit rambunctious as of late?

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Monday, July 31, 2006 3:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
maybe we should sell whatever fur/wool we shave off of them.

I was gonna spin it and seel it, but we had such a hard time and then somehow five gallons of Nair got dumped on 'em in the tubs. The fur's no longer sellable.

Thanks for trying with the gun, but I think they just paused to duck.

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 10:29 AM

Yuck

I need a shower, just thinking about wet llamas is smelly!

one of the Forsaken TM

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 2:45 PM

Oy! Busted!

I collected bags of wool from the
earlier episode and have been trading
it for goodies for the Newbie buffet
up in the galley.

Can't always sweet-talk a rustic berry-
farmer fresh into town with his latest
crop.

Can't always sneak up behind and give
him a gentle bop on the head, either.

So now you have my secret. The Nair is
a disaster.

May have to give up my life of semi-crime.

*thud thud thud*

*shimmy shimmy shimmy*

Man, oh man, those beasties lay down a
good beat, don't they?

&¿&

bun
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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 3:10 PM

Aw, heck what's a little crime amongst friends?

I was wonderin' how we could afford these digs. Nice plan. Pity about the Nair.

*!* Maybe we could take pictures an try to pass 'em off as a new breed -- naked mole llamas -- and sell tickets for folks to look at 'em!!

*THUD* *KER-THUD* *CRACK*

Um...did someone give them battering rams...?

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 3:54 PM

TROGMAN

*wanders into thread holding pictures of naked mole llamas*

Hey, somebody in a Jayne hat just sold these to me on the street, said I should come in here ...

*looks at strange Nair-ed llamas, who are now getting even more excited by the pictures*

Uh ... Hmmm.

*sees threat to his picture investment and leans back against the llama-gate*

Hold! We hold!

*KUH-THUMP* *BANG* *DOIYOIYOIYOIYOING*

Look out for small pieces of flying llama-gate!

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 4:18 PM

YEA!!! Thanks Trogman! Hey, bun, we've got reinforcements! Now if we can just get air support...

*THUD* *THUD* *BAMBAMBAM*

*crickets*

Um....why does this feel like the calm before the storm?

♪Don't let the sun go down on me♪

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 4:22 PM

ooooh oooooh me me I know I know *FMF raises hand and jumps up and down in the international language of "I really know the answer:*

because its calm and there is gonna be a storm

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 4:39 PM

Everybody got your stun blasters?

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 4:53 PM

Stun blasters? We got stun blasters?

*checks and finds none on her person*

How come I don't got one?

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 5:26 PM

procurement error *hands RMMC a stun blaster* better?

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 5:38 PM

KURYA

Hey there!
Glad to see the part-ay is continuing, throughout the summer of serenity! In terms of money... well... *eh hem* *goes back behind door* I may need a little help with this... *drags huge bags* um yeah so there is some cash in here. Just do not ask where it came from. You really really do not want to know, you know plausible deniability and all.

And if anyone comes in here, shifty fellow, with a bowler hat, cockney accent and bad fashon sense .. and asks for me, just tell him you have not seen me in the past few months.

So llamas getting restless? Lets change the music for a bit of wind down. How about some coldplay? Plays "the message"

"And I am not going to stand and wait... not going to leave it till its much too late.. nothing on my own.. not going to take the message back..."

Ohh this is soo calming... i almsot want to nap...*yawns* goes and sleeps on a sleeping bag.

*gets up a bit* Just dont spend all of that money at once! Do not need to raise suspicions! especially from the gov't, lord knows they are worse than The Operative when it comes to claiming taxes.

*goes back to sleep even with the whole llama ruckus and stun blasters blasting*

Prakash

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 7:47 PM

OMG!!! Nekkid pix of mole thingies!
Bags of cash of unknown provenance!
The scandal! It's -- it's LLAMAGATE!
(No, no battering *rams* she said,
sheepishly...)

Bend an elbow.
Blast a stun.
We aim to miss your behavior...

bun on a stun run, blasted

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 10:52 PM

Cover me, I can't resist

*proceeds to die Kurya's hair stripes of hot pink and vomit green, then shaves off his eyebrows in stripes leaving half of the eyebrows left, but in stripey patches*

okay, I done now

*stuns a llama and hog-ties him*

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 2:28 AM

OMG NOT coldplay! ANYTHING but them - hot needles in my eye - anything!

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 2:52 AM

TROGMAN

*fires a few stun-blaster shots at llamas, and at Coldplay*

Oh no. Not LLAMAGATE! Well, I guess we have to appoint a Special Prosecutor to investigate ... but who? ... AH, I've got the perfect candidate!

*makes murmuring cell phone call*

*Niska walks in, picks up an especially turbulent llama by the fluffy parts*

"So, llama, have you read the works of Shan Yu?"

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 9:03 AM

Ok WHO let the Penguins get into the Mudders Milk?

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 9:42 AM

Yea! My very one stun blaster! I shall hug it and pet it and squeeze it and call it 'George.'

*looks at llama pieces*

I thought we were just suppose to stun them. Now we'll have PETA and SPCL after us. As if the possibility of Badger showing up weren't enough.

*girly screams emit from llama pen*

What the...? *RMMC goes over to pen, looks and blanches*

Apparently the llamas have read Shan Yu and were a bit quicker than Mr. Niska.

*girly screams continue*

Perhaps we ought to have some workmen come in and re-reinforce the door with titanium while the llamas are busy with their new "toy."

*looks at Kurya*

Guy, guy, guy. That's a heck of a payback for all this lovely cash. *looks in bag* Nice lovely unmarked cash. *daydreams briefly of Aruba and Mal and Simon in briefs*

Um...maybe I ought to find some nice safe place for my....er, this cash, okay?

*sigh* Okay, okay, put the ruttin' guns down already.

So, what about Llamagate? I propose that anyone who asks about it is shown to the llama gate over yonder---->

What do ya'll think?

Oh...I kinda like Coldplay. But...since the majority is armed and testy, how about Santana?

♪Oh it's just like the ocean, under the moon, it's the same sweet emotion that I get from you.♪

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 9:46 AM

We've got penguins? I mean other than Penguin our resident emoticon wizard?

Hey, if they get drunk enough can we use 'em for bowling pins?

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 11:30 AM

naw, but maybe we can put them on televisions and blow them up

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 11:42 AM

Oh, dear. That'll really get us in trouble with PETA.

'Sides, they're too cute to blow up.

How about letting Magical Trevor use 'em?

*giggle*

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 7:18 PM

Yes! I vote Santana.
And maybe a little Dead?

Now: Who be Magical Trevor?

*ducks*

*penguins*

*llamas*

bun out of the loop
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===We aim to misbehave===
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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 9:04 PM

*tosses a chocolate cream pie at FloralBunny*

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 11:38 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*Magdalena wakes up from the corner behind the bags of cashy money where she passed out after her first Llama Shot with worm*

"Hey! What the...??? Who threw a cream... mmmmmm... chocolate cream pie? ... never mind...!! "

*Slurping noises coming from behind the bags of cashy money...*

"Oh, By the way!..."

*Magdalean stands abruptly startling penguins and revealing chocolate cream pie all over her face...*

"...has anyone seen about 5 gallons of Nair?... I was going to trade them for strawberries coz I met this really hairy strawberry farmer who couldn't get a girl to... er... never mind that. Has anyone seen the Nair"

*looks innocently at the assembled partay people who are staring back in varying degrees of amazement, disbelief and general lost-for-words-ness*

"I love my Captain!"

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006 11:51 PM

well, that figures, cause somehow it all got dumped on the llamas

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 9:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Now: Who be Magical Trevor?

*ducks*

*penguins*

*llamas*

This be Magical Trevor: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

♪Everybody loves Magical Trevor...♪

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 9:57 AM

*RMMC watches chocolate pies fly by*

I ain't cleanin' it up this time. No, sir.

*intercepts a pie without losing contents*

I'm off for dessert.

*exits to ladies spa*

*enters spa area, puts pie in 'fridge and goes for a nice long soak.*

Ahhh....much better. And to make it best? *picks up remote control and hit a couple of buttons. The soundtrack from BDM begins to play softly*

That'll do it.

*sigh*

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 10:22 AM

TROGMAN

*sneakily lets inquisitive llama into ladies spa*

(insert troublemaking laugh here)

*squeals of shock ensue as llama investigates soaking places*

*RMMC throws pie at Trogman*

*splat*

Yum!

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 3:38 PM