THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #40-Not over the hill, more to the side... by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #40-Not over the hill, more to the side...

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Monday, July 31, 2006 16:51
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 3:06 PM

Hello all! Welcome to the big Round FOUR-ZERO!
A big thanks to all who have played over the run of this game so far, which has been going for almost a full year now!

Now to business, as we must announce the winner of the last round!

AnObjectinSpace wins Round #39 with this shiny caption!

The ERSB has decided that even through two shirts Alan's left nipple is offensive and requires the black censor strip

CONGRATS!

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Now onto Round 40, giving us a big ol' scene with the warm fuzzies..:

KAYLEE:"Why thank you Simon, you're such a gentleman..."

MAL AND CREW:*snicker*

SIMON(thinking):*they'd better not give away the whoopie cushion on her chair...*

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 3:24 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

KAYLEE:He's so sweet to hold the chair out for me.

Simon could hardly keep a straight face as he waited to pull the chair out from Kaylee just as she sat down.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 3:43 PM

CHOLLETT

Kaylee: "Aww, thanks Simon...wait, what's that?"
Simon: "Wha? Oh, ew. Right, that, I guess Jayne must have been sitting there earlier. Lemme get a fresh chair..."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:23 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Kaylee: "Why, thank you Simon! Just for that you get an extra drumstick!"

Simon: "Actually, I'm really a breast man..."

(Kaylee smiles to herself and thinks "I was hopin' you were")

Snuggly hugs - Magdalena x x

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:12 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:

Kaylee had foreseen the whipping the chair away practical joke and grinned smugly, anticipating the moment when Simon realised that she'd put superglue on the chair back.

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:22 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Kaylee: Thank You Simon. Aren't you gonna have a seat and join us.

Simon: The thing is… I cannot sit. Possibly for days. Because SOMEONE decided I should try an ez-lax milkshake.

Wash: It tastes like a dream they said. *chuckles* It’ll move mountains they said.

Jayne: u gonna eat your rolls?

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 7:12 AM

SICKDUDE

Mal: Kaylee, what you've done with Mr. Universe's goldfish is... well, I'll be having seconds.
Kaylee: Waste not, want not, I always say.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 7:59 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:
Originally posted by Sickdude:

Sickdude, you live up to your name (and I wouldn't haver you any other way!)

The scene of domestic tranquility was shattered a moment later when Wash shouted out those tw0 infamous words:
"FOOD FIGHT!"

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Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 8:06 AM

QTRONICS

From Simon's Book of Dating:
Step 1: Do something nice (see above)
Step 2: Say something stupid (ex. "[We] get to live on a piece of luh-suh wreck.")
Step 3: Get punched (ex. nearly every episode)
Step 4: .....
Step 5: Get the girl!

(Hopefully this works right -- I haven't used a pic in a response before)

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:35 AM

JPSTARGAZER

Kaylee: "Here you go Simon, a basket full of apples."
(To herself) "I wonder if apples are an aphrodisiac..."

OR

As Kaylee smiles at Simon, she realizes that she is not the first woman to tempt a man with an apple...she just wishes a "serpent" and fig leaves were involved!

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Thursday, July 20, 2006 10:15 AM

ANONYMOUS1

Closed captioning on the Sci Fi Channel/original Fox version:

Simon and River entering the dining area, Mal telling the end of a joke.

Quote:
Mal: "So then Shepherd says to a Companion, Well, a good goat will do that."

[all laughing]

Simon thinking: Please nobody try to explain that joke. Please.

Kaylee thinking: He is not going to ask about the Captain's joke. Dummy. Captain wouldn't
say nothing really bad at the dinner table...now Jayne would...that's why Jayne ain't allowed to
tell jokes at the dinner table anymore.

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Thursday, July 20, 2006 12:37 PM

MUTT999

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Kaylee (thinking): ...hair done nice, perfume, peasant blouse, bowl full of his favorite food, yup, he'll notice me!
Simon (thinking): ...I knew plums were tall, why did I play peaches? Why,why...?
Mal (thinking): Sure as slugs, he'll botch it up somehow!

"That's the buffet table....."

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Thursday, July 20, 2006 1:04 PM

EMMARIGBY

In thanks for his kind gesture Kaylee had an extra portion of 'good dogs' for the good doc.

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Hissssssssss!

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Friday, July 21, 2006 2:57 PM

EARLYWARNING

Mal : between chews ; glancing at Simon

It...takes..a mighty powerful...thing...to get Kaylee...ta cook...I hope you got one....of them, er, a...things about your...thing, person...room,..ah lab coat...er. Someone pass the gorram apples!

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Friday, July 21, 2006 3:07 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

After the BDM

Kaylee: Thank You Simon. Let me just set these between the fruit and the cap'n.

Jayne: Don't you mean 'twixt the Fruit an' the Cap'n.

*chuckles ensue*

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Friday, July 21, 2006 7:44 PM

CHOO1701

Quote:

Moments later the tranquility was broken when Joss released the Lion!

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Jayne, storming in, dressed up in what seems to be a Cosplay outfit, looking a might unhappy:

Doc: Wheres that gorram sister of yours!?!

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

Ralph Wiggum(after walking into the 'Adults Only' section): Everybody's hugging!

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Friday, July 21, 2006 11:44 PM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

After BDM

Whilst Simon thought the crew were laughing with him they really knew that his little prank would cost him sex for a month.

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:34 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:

After the 26th take of the 'Eating of the feast' scene everyone's smiles were becoming a little strained and thoughts turned longingly to indigestion tablets

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Hissssssssss!

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:45 AM

CITIZEN

The standoff became tense as only one chair was left...

Or

Mal couldn't help but smile, his money was on Kaylee...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:54 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Simon: This chair in exchange for the roast chicken.

Kaylee: Deal.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 11:21 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:

A moment later a hand came down from above to snaffle a chicken leg from Kaylee's basket. River had gotten really good at that ceiling cling.

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Hissssssssss!

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 4:47 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Nathan smiles gamely but wonders why
they've taken the light off *his* pot-
holder and left it on the others.

ßun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
==We aim to exponentiate==
-------Hide the rum!-------

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:39 PM

EMMARIGBY

One good thing about the Big Damn Movie, there was now a lot more room around the table.

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Hissssssssss!

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Monday, July 24, 2006 12:21 AM

JAYNEISNOTAGIRLSNAME

Before Kaylee could sit down, quicker than lightning, Jayne was in her seat as she sat down
Simon: Jayne, you are the rudest, most incompe--
Kaylee: Jayne, tell thats a gun

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Jayne: You guys started a riot? On account
of me? Oh... I am truly touched,
truly, truly touched by that. I mean,
all of this has been swell and all,
but that, my very own riot...

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Monday, July 24, 2006 12:21 AM

JAYNEISNOTAGIRLSNAME

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Monday, July 24, 2006 12:24 AM

JAYNEISNOTAGIRLSNAME

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Monday, July 24, 2006 1:59 AM

REVOLTIX

Quote:

KAYLEE: How sweet, pulling the chair out for me.
SIMON: Anyone daring enough to take that much food for themselves and not leave left overs for Jayne needs some appreciation.

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 1:38 PM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:

Everyone was a little hesitant about sitting in Wash's old seat. Just wasn't considered good luck.

(P.S. Yay! I managed to revive the thread! With a little bit of help from google!)

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Hissssssssss!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006 2:29 PM

CHOLLETT

Everyone had a good laugh at mini-Jayne.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006 7:35 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

bump!

voting will be up tomorrow!

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www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:14 AM

PAGANPAUL

Bu-dum-de-dum-de-duh-de-de-duh...
Even thought the music had stopped, Simon still couldn't get over being "proper" long enough to win the daily game of Musical Chairs.

* - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * -

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze duh bun ur-tze.
"Stupid son of a drooling whore and a monkey."

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:20 AM

MSG

Simon:( thinking) If I keep smiling and hold the chair maybe I can ease my way out of the room before she asks me to eat that
Mal: ( thinking) If I just had one of them black market beagles underfoot I could get rid of it quicker and with less nasty in the outcome

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:40 AM

KESSIE

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:

Everyone was awaiting the moment when Simon would see the delicate Simon-bot, Kaylee had made since she was tired of giving broad hints

Or

Mal ( thinking): He can apologize all he want today, but after that, Simon is still not getting any for some time, I think.

Sorry got a dirty mind today

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Thursday, July 27, 2006 12:49 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

The Bumpty dance... here's your chance

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Thursday, July 27, 2006 8:12 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

VOTING TIME!!

VOTE FOR THE SHINIEST TWO!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=997396&sparkKey=156a0e6
40dd8e9d55b868f6070a23e67b0

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Friday, July 28, 2006 6:34 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Bumpity-vote!

ð¿ð Bun
~2006~Firefly Summer~2006~
==We aim to exponentiate==
-------Hide the rum!-------

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Saturday, July 29, 2006 4:40 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*Bump* ... please vote!

"I love my Captain!"

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Saturday, July 29, 2006 5:17 PM

FLORALBUNNY

...you know you want to
(doesn't matter if you captioned
or not)

bun
~the usual~

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Sunday, July 30, 2006 12:29 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Bump!

Next round up later tonight, so vote while you can!

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Monday, July 31, 2006 8:55 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Bump!

Next round up later tonight, so vote while you can!

Next round, please! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, July 31, 2006 4:51 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Me-mo to me so I can find Round 41 if it falls
off the bottom even if Round 40 is all I have marked:
Round 41 here
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=22722

Hi, asarian. Long time no etc.

bun
~the usual~

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