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man, I'm bored

POSTED BY: GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN
UPDATED: Monday, July 31, 2006 23:59
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Friday, July 21, 2006 8:32 PM

time for random:

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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Friday, July 21, 2006 8:39 PM

HEIGHTSRAIDER

Huh?

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Friday, July 21, 2006 8:41 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

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Friday, July 21, 2006 8:45 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS

[singsongy voice] Bored now. [/singsongy voice]

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Friday, July 21, 2006 8:52 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

who wants to join?

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Friday, July 21, 2006 10:37 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

it sucks having nothing to do, I'm having daydreams about joining the Mandalorians

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Friday, July 21, 2006 11:38 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→↑←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

-an assortment of random things brought to you by my boredom

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Friday, July 21, 2006 11:45 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

well, now I know what Imperial credits might have looked like:

http://www.newmoonprops.com/Imperialcredits.JPG

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Friday, July 21, 2006 11:49 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Why do the supermarkets make Christmas mince pies all year round... but we have to wait till Easter for Hot Cross Buns?

My 5cents worth...

*deep sigh*

Loviness - Magda x x

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Friday, July 21, 2006 11:49 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Shiny credits!

Check this out:

*edit* She's posting at the same time as me here, too! Spooky...

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:04 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

ACK! a Ha'tak!

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:07 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:

*edit* She's posting at the same time as me here, too! Spooky...

Too spooky!

Still haven't been picked up for dinner - glad it's not a date...

Magda! x x x

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:31 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

can someone tell me when they made EU vehicle toys?

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:21 PM

RMMC

*RCCm wanders in and picks some violets. A rampaging llama enters and chases her out again*

******
RMMC

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 9:21 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

I found some weird sites in my quest for random like this:

The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera.

a random norwegian compliment from a surrealistic compliment generator

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 9:29 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

and a random plot generator:

Dark Merit Badges

The leader of the of a San Fernando girl scout troop, Steven (Phil Hartman) matches wits against foreign agents with the government closing in. A wealthy but distant widow (Shelly Long) heats up the plot and the screen. Dona Speir entertains as the fast-food manager under comic assault

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 11:23 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Joyce, Conrad, Eunesco and Danielle Steele.
They are the masters, NAY the choreographers
of that sublime etymology we call "English"!

But none! None I say are as accomplished
as that scribe known as "Japanese"

Yes, from the land of "The System of Live" , "Lead and Beat Magic 2004" and "Mr.Children" !
are artifacts of such tender tongue massagers.
that we must give them their due. Mama!

Now join me to gaze longingly on these artifacts
of linguistic sublimation.

One savvy wordsmith informs us, that you can buy excellent gifts by small coin,
and that the Mighty Soxer comes with Beautiful Smiling Face!

Oh face! Oh face of Super Potato! You friendly root vegetable!
Providing the access to cheap electronic merchandise!

Oh Japanese!
You take the time to remind us poor souls that Your favorite space, animate, is for your pleasure and dream.
Caution! Don't lean on the gate. The gate would fall down when lean on it. It occurs you Trouble.

Reinvigorate yourself by declaring:
"I like Sporty!" and "I am Yuppie!"

Shocking!

You have the cause of all things shallow and cash-driven.
But nothing! But nothing! Nothing I say is so delicate
as this pronouncement of caring and authority:
"Our shop accepts neither the unjustgreat success which uses an instrument, nor any fraud of coin and a ball. Please understand beforehand that the police is connected with by regulation of our shop, and appropriate measures are taken when discovered. Note A sentence of guilty has come out of such an example."

And what an example it is! I tremble! Tremble before such skill!
Such holographic majesty! I humbly bow
before those titans of typographic titillation - those masters of English: the Japanese!

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 1:20 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Hey there where ya goin', not exactly knowin', who says you have to call just one place home. He's goin' everywhere, B.J. McKay and his best friend Bear. He just keeps on movin', ladies keep improvin', every day is better than the last. New dreams and better scenes, and best of all I don't pay property tax. Rollin' down to Dallas, who's providin' my palace, off to New Orleans or who knows where. Places new and ladies, too, I'm B.J. McKay and this is my best friend Bear.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 1:50 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Q: A stranger sold me this crap rocket launcher and it's kinda crap. What can I do about it?
A: You aren't the first to ask this. First and foremost you must cryogenically preserve your rocket launcher's pockets, and get hold of someone's mop. Then, you must use the mop to ferment the rocket launcher's icicle. Complete the procedure by torching your rocket launcher's smaller dials with a sturdy umbrella stand. Hope that's answered your question.

Q: What's the best way to redecorate a portion?
A: Whatever you do, don't vaccinate it. You've got to place explosive charges within it first.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 3:43 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*ponders the above with a serene look of deep and abiding respect for her fellow browncoats...*

"hmmm I think there's something in that for everone...Grasshopper"

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 4:47 AM

RMMC

*RMMC comes in riding a wild bucking llama*

That could just be indigestion.

*Rides back out on llama*

******
RMMC

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 4:50 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

There's a voice that keeps on calling me. Down the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I make a new friend. Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again. Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 6:30 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Q: I've been having great difficulty recruiting my chimney. What is the correct way to go about this?
A: There's a hidden outboard motor somewhere on your chimney. Find it and lightly season it with an unwanted cuddly toy.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:25 AM

RMMC

Fence: It's chimney season!

Chimney: It's fence season!

Fence: It's chimney season!

Chimney: It's fence season!

Fence: It's fence season!

Chimney: It's chimney season, FIRE!

Chimney: Let's try that again.

******
RMMC

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 12:26 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Q: My refridgerator won't amaze friends with me. Do you have any suggestions?
A: We've come across this problem several times before. Start to perform a mystical ritual concerning your refridgerator's foil container, and look for a nearby quiche. Then, you must use the quiche to paint a picture of the refridgerator's pine needle. With that done, pocket your refridgerator's answering machine with an up-to-date pair of tights. Hope this works.

Q: I think I'm in love with my chess set. What am I gonna do?
A: Me too.

Q: I have begun to notice I have bad luck in receiving my toasted sandwich maker. Do you have a solution?
A: You could always try gyrating a breakfast cereal. With any luck it'll use a saw on the toasted sandwich maker.

Q: I'm thinking about magnetising a vodka and orange but don't know where to start. Please help me!
A: Most people just start an argument about them using a sensible grisly bear, but that's not always as good as using a sterile emery board.

Q: A stranger sold me this rotten fork and it doesn't work. Is this normal?
A: Take a fish bone to it. That'll place explosive charges within a good old fork instantly.

Q: I can't get this uh... pot roast out of my tombstone! Can I do anything?
A: The best thing to do is order flowers for your tombstone's locked compartment.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 12:30 PM

RMMC

*hanging upside down on a jungle gym*

Have you watered your African Violet today?

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RMMC

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Sunday, July 30, 2006 8:44 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

foamy hat.

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Sunday, July 30, 2006 10:54 PM

RMMC

Today is a good day for a meltdown.

******
RMMC

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Sunday, July 30, 2006 11:00 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Q: I have been having absolutely no luck phone phreaking my black pudding. Please could you suggest an alternative?
A: Try creating it with a garage. You might find it'll wash up it.

Q: My friend is having difficulties prototyping my shed. Can you help me?
A: The best thing to do is electrify your shed's soiled surface.

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Sunday, July 30, 2006 11:03 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

When it trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

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Sunday, July 30, 2006 11:19 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

did you know that there is a site called "Mandalorian Supercommandos"?

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Monday, July 31, 2006 1:24 AM

TOMONKELCANNABIA

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Monday, July 31, 2006 1:26 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

how can I knock a nail in with your hamster??? well, I could try, but that isn't the point

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Monday, July 31, 2006 1:37 AM

FIZZIX

Well, if you're a Stargate fan, I can help you. No, I lied. BATTLE OF THE SMILEYS!

He's not very nice, is he?

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Monday, July 31, 2006 10:46 AM

RMMC

Promote ignorance: don't tell nobody nothing.

******
RMMC

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Monday, July 31, 2006 10:50 AM

MSG

bored enough to watch ice melt?? apparently yes!!

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, July 31, 2006 11:13 AM

FIZZIX

Ever watch water filter through a filtration system? I have. Actually, back when I needed a babysitter, we both did. Sat there and stared at it.

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Monday, July 31, 2006 11:41 AM

RMMC

My moose has a DRD on his antler.

******
RMMC

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Monday, July 31, 2006 11:44 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

one of the Forsaken TM

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Monday, July 31, 2006 12:34 PM

RMMC

Have you had your sprinkle today?

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RMMC

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Monday, July 31, 2006 12:49 PM

PENGUIN

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Monday, July 31, 2006 12:54 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I wish I were a three horned flink

one of the Forsaken TM

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Monday, July 31, 2006 1:12 PM

STINKINGROSE

AAaaalbatross!

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Monday, July 31, 2006 1:30 PM

WHOOPS

Finally got my Firefly disk back off me mate he said he enjoyed it and said its a shame they cancelled it.

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"Love. You can do all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air you
don't love, she'll shake you off sure as a turnin' of worlds. Love keeps her in
the air when she oughtta fall down. Tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens.
Makes her a home." Mal

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Monday, July 31, 2006 1:35 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*feebly* Aaalbatross!

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Monday, July 31, 2006 1:39 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

why does my cat look chinese?

one of the Forsaken TM

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Monday, July 31, 2006 1:42 PM

KANEMAN

OOHHH memememe!!!Easy..You are what you eat. cats eat chinese people....or is that chines.......

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Monday, July 31, 2006 2:58 PM

RMMC

Abd to be fair, my DRD has a moose on it's butt.

******
RMMC

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Monday, July 31, 2006 3:01 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

this isn't my kitty

sure is cute though

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Monday, July 31, 2006 4:03 PM

TROGMAN

Fun with odd facts!

- The white part of your fingernail is called the lunula.
- The name for fungal remains found in coal is sclerotinite.
- The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
- Emus cannot walk backwards.

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Hmmmm, odd.

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