FMF challenges RMMC to skinless grapes at 20 paces! by FutureMrsFIllion

*RMMC hands FMF a tomato to throw at Guy*

So is it a new duel?

*sets up lawn chair in anticipation*

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 5:41 PM

TROGMAN

*hands RMMC more tomatoes*

I had chocolate pie to throw, but a llama ate my pants.

*joins in at the bar to observe, orders a bit of Sangster's*

*trips on slippery fruit goo, glass of Sangster's breaks on the floor*

*weeps*

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 5:47 PM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
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Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

But AHA you admit to the stealing of the THINGY? Cause Guy stole my thingy too and he has not owned up! Not owing up thingy stealer that he is!

shows up from nowhere and bips FMF on the nose with a mushroom

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

*FMF crosses arms and taps foot while glaring at Guy*

*Smushes a pomato in her face*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 5:49 PM

*FMF looks at RMMC's tomatoe with disdain* Too soft, need something a bit....need someting with a bit more thwap and less splat! *Reaches down and picks a bunch of over ripe bananas, pulls back the peel and lobs it at Guy* THWAAAAAP.

*Takes karate stance and beckons to Guy with the international kung fu movie "come on hand" signal*

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 5:51 PM

*FMF looks down at her once clean outfit now all blotchy and ruined by the pomato and starts to cry!*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:14 PM

*RMMC hands FMF clothes wonder cleaner*

This should take care of it, FMF.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:17 PM

*sniff sniff*

Thank you RMMC

*sniff sniff FMF whispers in RMMC's ear* I am not really upset, just using the tears to make Guy feel bad

*sniff sniff*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:21 PM

*overhears her*

and it's not working, that happens to be one of the oldest tricks in the book, it was added just after *points* WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:23 PM

*FMF glares at Guy*

I knew it wouldn't work, I just needed you in the right position

*Pulls lever and dumps a vat of stinkjuice all over Guy*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:25 PM

oh well *dumps a mixture of dish soap, hydrogen peroxide and a little water on himself*

that takes care of the stink

*chucks a 7 course turkey dinner at FMF*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:26 PM

PENGUIN

*sits down to watch the festivities*

FMF...I fixed your sign!

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:27 PM

Thanks Penguin!

Hail o SMILIEGOD

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:29 PM

*FMF catches a turkey wing and some parsnips as they sail by*

Thanks! I am starving!

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:30 PM

have some gravy with that

*empties an industrial vat of gravy on FMF*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:32 PM

PENGUIN

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:36 PM

*FMF steps into the shower and cleans off the gravy*

You'll have to work harder than that Guy. I grew up with boys!

*Lobs a pocupine at Guy*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:41 PM

You're welcome, FMF.

*RMMC watches duel from a safe distance with penguin*

Looks like the subject's getting a bit pointy, don't it?

And we forgot to sell tickets.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:45 PM

*catches the porcupine on its underbelly and sets it down*

go on home

*lobs a hornet hive at FMF*

don't bring animals into this, because I have friends in pointy places

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:50 PM

*FMF stops the Hornets Nest in its flight and sets it safely in a nearby tree with her force inspired abilities*

You do not wish to mess with FMF

Move along

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:54 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

beep beep beep

*A concrete truck filled with cranberries backs up into the fray and dumps its entire contents on Guy's face.*

*with terribly dubbed sound, PD speaks*

you.. wanna... fight.. fight me....

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:54 PM

*snap-hiss*

it's on now.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:56 PM

*FMF runs over to RMMC and sits with her*

I say 5 bucks a ticket!

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:58 PM

*levitates FMF back into the arena*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:59 PM

HEY! I am bowing in awe of the Haken!

*FMF goes back to the email notification thread*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 2:00 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

*PD motions his left hand and counters Guy's levitation with his brain*

*PD uses the other hand to balance seventeen watermelons. ..and waits*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 2:00 PM

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I win!!!!!

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Friday, August 4, 2006 2:05 PM

Um okaaay?

Win what? Oh yeah - winner cleans up!

*Hands a broom and mop to Guy*

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Friday, August 4, 2006 2:07 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Yep...

*Now PD drops the watermelons*

HAVE FUN!

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Friday, August 4, 2006 2:08 PM

*pushes a button on his wrist*

AUTOMATED VOICE: Critical systems failure imminent. Evacuate immediately! Critical systems failure in 5 minutes.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 2:12 PM

*FMF waves her hand and silence returns to the thread.* Sorry Guy. This thread is a NoExplosion zone.

Made it that way apurpose!

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Friday, August 4, 2006 2:16 PM

AUTOMATED VOICE: critical systems failure in 1 minute.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 2:36 PM

*a series of massive explosions rip through the thread*

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 8:00 AM

*Fmf enters thread* I KNOW that box of sproks is here somewhere!

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 3:47 PM

Is it safe?
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Saturday, February 7, 2009 3:55 PM

MSA

Y'all are truly nuts...and I do love you so!!!!

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 3:58 PM

Hey RMMC, I think it is high time we did some more Spork throwing practice, just in case....*wink wink, nudge nudge*

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 4:03 PM

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Originally posted by MsA:
Y'all are truly nuts...and I do love you so!!!!

*blink**blink*

When did ya'll change initials?

I wouldn't have known it was you without the piccy.

I suppose I should roll in a bit more often.

*hugs MsA*

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 4:05 PM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
Hey RMMC, I think it is high time we did some more Spork throwing practice, just in case....*wink wink, nudge nudge*

Do ya think all the new folks is ready for us throwing sporks?

Maybe we should just ease 'em into it and just run nekkid through the threads....

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 4:06 PM

MSA

Um I changed initials when we got married 'cause my name changed
So I could have gone with Mrs.NV but that seemed not really in keeping...

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 4:11 PM

But you were married when last I saw. So, you've since gotten divorced and remarried?

Congrats to you and...is that NVG?

*blink*

Wow, have I missed a hell of a lot.

Congrats to ya both!!! *bounces in happiness*

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 4:33 PM

I will run nekid if YOU will run nekid

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 4:38 PM

MSA

Holy Crap!! Yeah you missed a ton

Ok short version
Was married...very unhappily ( see Waitress for excellent portrayal of my ex) and finally got it together and got a divorce. Fast forward a bit and get to New Year's 08. NVG offers to drive ( 7 hours mind you) to hang out and house sit with me so I won't feel like a divorced loser for new years... major fireworks and BOOM. We fell in love. I move to Nevada. We shack up and are so happy. NV proposes.... we get married October 31st:) We are now so happy we irritate others

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 4:48 PM

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I will run nekid if YOU will run nekid

One of the Original Forsaken is afraid to run nekkid?

Okay, who are you and what did you do with FMF?

Okay, here goes...two old Catholic girls running nekkid in public.

*strips down to running shoes*

And she's off!

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 4:53 PM

Not afeert! Just cold! Hang on I am right behind you! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 5:04 PM

Hey, I'm in Michigan. It's been f*ckin' freezing here.

*runs off nekkid*

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 5:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MsA:
Holy Crap!! Yeah you missed a ton

Ok short version
Was married...very unhappily ( see Waitress for excellent portrayal of my ex) and finally got it together and got a divorce. Fast forward a bit and get to New Year's 08. NVG offers to drive ( 7 hours mind you) to hang out and house sit with me so I won't feel like a divorced loser for new years... major fireworks and BOOM. We fell in love. I move to Nevada. We shack up and are so happy. NV proposes.... we get married October 31st:) We are now so happy we irritate others.

Wow!

And wh00t!!! *throws rice* Congrats to ya both! That's so sweet and I'm glad you're both happy! *bounces*

Being a happy couple, it's your job to irritate others.

*bounce**bounce**bounce*

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When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 5:48 PM

Someone said Partay...I see no Partay?

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 5:57 PM