The Resurrected Dance and Llama Shaving Partay, Part E-3 by RMMC

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The Resurrected Dance and Llama Shaving Partay, Part E-3

POSTED BY: RMMC
UPDATED: Friday, August 25, 2006 01:58
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Thursday, August 3, 2006 4:20 PM

*wet nekkid RMMC stalks over to Trogman and puts pie down his pants and points inquisitive and very hungry llama at him*

Grrrr....never interrupt a woman in a spa. Especially one who's hormonal.

*Trogman runs out of ladies spa with hungry llama in pursuit*

Huh. Boy does move fast, I'll give him that.

*showers off and get back in spa*

Ahhhhh.....

*closes eyes and leans back only just jump up in shock, slip and slide across the floor as music from 'Magical Trevor' is piped in.*

ACK!!!!

******
RMMC

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 5:21 PM

(LMAO!)

*throws cholocate-y pants at llama, which proceeds to get very Niksa-y with them*

*llama slurping sounds*

I liked those pants.

*puts on fresh pair*

Bun, can I join in on that pie?

*vows never to disturb RMMC Mighty Spa Woman again*

*at least, not until more llamas arrive*

*************************

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Thursday, August 3, 2006 5:32 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

That's not far off, because I just found an order confermation form for 'Ralph' the Wonder Llama, 6 Venezuelan Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, and 76000 Battery Llamas from 'Llama Fresh Farms Ltd' near Paraguay

I DEMAND to know who sent it!!!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:03 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

*FMF enters with a dejected look*

The slip-n-slide is out of commission. All I could find was this and it will have to do.

one of the Forsaken TM

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:07 PM

*RMMC comes out of spa wearing chenille bathrobe with her hair dripping, opens her mouth, and hears Guy say:

Quote:
That's not far off, because I just found an order confermation form for 'Ralph' the Wonder Llama, 6 Venezuelan Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, and 76000 Battery Llamas from 'Llama Fresh Farms Ltd' near Paraguay

I DEMAND to know who sent it!!!

*Her jaw drops in shock*

We've got HOW many more llamas coing here?

*blink* *blink*
*turns around and heads back to the women's spa*

I'll be in the spa...for the next several years.

*exits and sounds heard of door being locked, and sounds of heavy items being dragged*

*********
RMMC-who IRL is running away on vacation until 8-21. TA!

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:07 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

well, while I wait for someone to 'fess up, I'm taking my llama assistants behind the curtain

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:12 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Llama burgers anyone?

one of the Forsaken TM

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:23 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*hearing this the llamas manage to break free of the pen and stampede after FMF*

*sets up shop and begins to build once more*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:25 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

*FMF sees the stampede and wraps herself in her Acme Llama-Free force field*

Damn Llama's. I will just have to wait here til they get tired of bouncing off this force field. Good thing I brought the margarita's

one of the Forsaken TM

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Friday, August 4, 2006 1:28 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*the llamas scoff and continue charging*

*Guy peeks out from behind the curtain*

FMF didn't you ever watch the roadrunner and coyote cartoons? Acme's stuff never works for long

*gets back to work*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 2:02 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Ah, but Guy you underestimate the lure of the FMF

*FMF holds out her hand and the Llamas start purring like cats and butting their heads against her side*

*smirk*smirk*

Dragons are my friend and so are Llamas

*Whispers into the Llama ears around her and the Llamas return quietly to their pen*

one of the Forsaken TM

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Friday, August 4, 2006 4:10 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

why didn't you do that when they were loose?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Friday, August 4, 2006 4:47 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Cause

one of the Forsaken TM

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Saturday, August 5, 2006 4:11 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

*beeping of a truck*

Driver: yeah, I got an order for some 76,000 llamas

me: yeah, umm, can you tell me who placed it?

Driver: yeah, just a sec' I got a picture of the person right here *takes a good long look* yeah, it was her *points at FMF*

me: FMF, why did you send for so many llamas?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 3:34 AM

*RMMC peeks out of spa, spots the 76,000+ llamas and slams the door again. the sounds of many bolts being thrown can be heard over the new furry arrivals*

*******
RMMC--Waving "hi" from Pennsic on a laptop temporarily stolen from a campmate

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Sunday, August 6, 2006 1:38 PM

I'm baaaAAAAAAck!

*eyes 76,000 llamas* And apparently you guys have been busy....FMF, what was going through your head? We're gonna have to get another whole pen to hold this lot!

But I've been busy too! My little brother is now an official Browncoat!!! We watched the whole series while we were at the beach and now he runs around with his toy pistol saying he's Mal and he's fighting the Feds and his room is "base camp." He sings the Fruity Oaty Bar song all the time too, and he uses "shiny" and "gorram" in every day conversation. And I'm getting him on here really soon!

You're in the SCA, RMMC? Me TOO! Only my parents aren't and I'm not old enough to be at events without them yet (something about medical liability...) so I can't go to Pennsic. Is it as much fun as everyone says?

*pours herself a tall glass of sugary drink* It feels good to be home.

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Monday, August 7, 2006 4:05 PM

Where did everybody go? *confusion*

Well, while I'm waiting....*puts on the Pirates of the Caribbean themesong dance remix*

*slyly bumbs thread as she goes to the dance floor*

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 9:33 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

well, I have been chasing FMF to make her tell me why she ordered so many llamas

*puts on "never surrender" by Nile Rodgers and Nataraj*

this is track nine on the Halo 2 volume 1 CD, just so you know

*begins dancing*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 1:54 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

oh, and by the way, the new slip-n-slide is ready.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 7:19 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Morwen

Do not believe everything Guy tells you. He has been into the mudders milk again.

AND he is a dirty rotten thingy stealer!

Guy - YOU don't have the slip-n-slide permit! I do

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!

one of the Forsaken TM

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 11:58 AM

If you say so, FMF.

Woot! Slip-n-Slide! *runs towards Slip-n-Slide, trips, falls flat on her face and slides all the way before crashing into the pool thingy at the end* Ow...that sort of hurt. But it was fun anyway! *puts on The Clash and goes back for more thrilling slip-n-sliding heroics*

Mine is an evil sugar high laugh! Bwahahahaha!

Morwen

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Saturday, August 12, 2006 3:42 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:

Do not believe everything Guy tells you. He has been into the mudders milk again.

I'm allergic to that stuff, if I drink it, I die.

The truck driver pointed you out as the llama order-er.

Quote:
Guy - YOU don't have the slip-n-slide permit! I do

well fine then!

*destroys the special slip-n-slide that he worked so hard to creat muttering "some ppl just don't appreciate the hard work that goes into making one of these" who's special abilities he was going to reveal later, and in the commotion the one that FMF brought is crushed out of existence by falling debris*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Thursday, August 17, 2006 10:40 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

End of line.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 9:52 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

why did everyone leave???

End of line.

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 10:14 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*loud snort from behind the bags of cashy money... Magdalena suddenly stands up in the same location...*

'Wha.. Huh? Everyone left...?

I must've been asleep for a while then... any more chocolate cream pie?

I'll just make myself another one of those... nah, never mind... gimme some mudders milk...

Hello Guy! What's with the extra llama's? Any ideas?'

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Saturday, August 19, 2006 10:18 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Well, according to the delivery guy, they were ordered by FMF, but she claims she had nothing to do with it.

and..... *waves his hands* chocolate cream pie for all!!!

End of line.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 9:54 PM

*sounds of locks being thrown back and the door to the ladies spa opens*

Did you say chocolate cream pie?!

WHOOT!

*nabs a pie and begins munching it*

Oh yeah, I'm back!!

Morwen...actually I'm not in the SCA. I just have lots of friends who are and Pennsic is open to all, so I go and help merchant. Ya just gotta dress properly for it. And yes, it is as much fun as folks say. Even when there's torrentials rains, unrelenting heat and bitter cold (got a bit of all three this year.)

When you ae old enough to go, let me know! What Kingdom are ya in anyway? I be in MidRealm, were I a real Scadian.

*****
RMMC

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Monday, August 21, 2006 3:15 PM

*poke* *poke*

Where is everyone?

*RMMC looks about in confusion*

My, I go away for a few weeks and everyone forgets to put the music on.

*wanders over to the jukebox and puts Iron Butterfly on with a wicked grin*

♪In a garden of Eden baby, don't you know that I'm lovin' you...♪

Oh, by the way...the mosh pit's open again!

******
RMMC

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 12:02 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

what are you guys talking about?? whatis SCA????

End of line.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 3:55 PM

Hi Guy! *waves*

The SCA is the Socitey for Creative Anachronism. It's a medeival appreciation society. They hold a "war" event once a year called 'Pennsic' which is were I've been for the past two weeks. Yep, living in a tent in 50-90+ degree weather and wearing medeival clothing. I don't fight however. I help sell stuff like books, stationary, feathers, jewelry and stuffed plague rats.

*looks around at the empty room*

So what happened to our party?

******
RMMC

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 11:26 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

First, that sounds really cool

Second, you and 13 left, then I got mad at what's been happening and left for awhile, and now everyone's gone, it's the same way in the TPBM thread

End of line.

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 2:45 AM

What's this about people leaving the party? This is unacceptable. I have returned from my travels!

Let the festivities commence anew!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Friday, August 25, 2006 1:58 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

in order to help with our continued finances I have decided to make a shop where I will sell things that I make.

today's haul: $330,000.00

End of line.

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