your mama firefly style by galenfly

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your mama firefly style

POSTED BY: GALENFLY
UPDATED: Sunday, August 20, 2006 17:13
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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:14 PM

I was having a your mama contest at work and decided to put a browncoat spin on it. Here are some of the ones I came up with...feel free to add.

We had to leave Earth that Was because your mama couldnt leave teh buffet table.

Your mama is so ugly she has won the Miss Reaver beauty pagent 5 years in a row.

Your mama is so fat the Aliance makes her wear a nav beacon because of her gravitational pull.

The Aliance uses your mama's gas problem to move thier ships across the system.

Your mama's so big Mal would have to get a bigger ship just to get her on board.

Your mama needs buffer pannels to offset the burn in.

Reavers did go bad because they looked at the black....but because they look at your mama.

and finally

When you mama put on a browncoat they started teraforming a new planet, but couldn't get rid of the methane.

Enjoy
Galenfly

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:22 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

I'm not asking this in mean spirits - I'm honestly just curious. What is the appeal of "Your Mama"?

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:23 PM

KANEMAN

Your mamma should be slapped, havin your retarted ass.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:30 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Oh, hello again, Kaneman! Thank you for the input; but, I wasn't aware that my ass had a brain.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:33 PM

KANEMAN

Your mamma is so ugly, she makes your ass look good

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:34 PM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by yinyang:
Oh, hello again, Kaneman! Thank you for the input; but, I wasn't aware that my ass had a brain.

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Never heard of shit for brains? come on now sista!

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:48 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Sorry, but I'm not sure we're related. I suppose we are, albeit in a very distant manner (probably more than six degrees of separation).

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:50 PM

KANEMAN

Wow!!! You can even talk out of your ass. Some ass. Can it do tricks?

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:51 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Technically, neither of us are talking, but typing.

EDIT: Many apologies to galenfly for hijacking the thread.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:52 PM

KANEMAN

Wow!!! So it can do tricks! How do you press the keys?

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:54 PM

TERRI

Wow, this is the deepeness. Really hilarious, though. To answer YingYang, Yo Mamma jokes are just stupid ways for kids to clown on one another, and are really never meant to be taken seriously. The funniest one wins, just like Dirty Dozens or something. The point is not really to tear another person down, but to get the audience on your side, laughing at your jokes. It should never have been made into a television show. That's just a sign of the apocalypse. But yeah, these are really funny, and so browncoaty, which is what I look for in everything I do nowadays.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 4:55 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say; I type with my fingers, which are connected to my hands, which are connected to my wrists, and then to my forearms, shoulders, and back and neck.

Ah... Thanks, Terri!

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 5:03 PM

KANEMAN

Oops, sorry dingaling, I thought you were typing with your ass. I get it, you use your fingers to type like everyone else. Only, you compose your thoughts with the brain in your "cheekys". Cool!

PS. Butt, can it still do tricks?

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 5:08 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Hmm. Maybe we'll continue this intelligent, factual, thought-provoking conversation tomorrow, Kaneman.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006 5:13 PM

KANEMAN

Factual? Holy shit. You should go on "stupid human tricks". Call CBS. I'll toon in. Good night.

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