THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #44-No grenades.... by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #44-No grenades....

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 13, 2006 18:45
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Monday, August 28, 2006 8:15 PM

Hello everyone!

How has summer treated you all?

As a new September rolls around, we keep flying!

With round #43, the winner is...

MSG!!

Simon: I don't care if it is mandatory, I'm not doing the hokey pokey... River you get your left hand out right now...and Jayne, no one wants to see you shake it all about!

CONGRATS!!!

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Now for round #44! Our 4th palindrome round!

Here's a shot from the BDM!

JAYNE(singing):"Ohhhhhhh i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner..."

WASH:"THIS is what going mad feels like!"

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Monday, August 28, 2006 9:04 PM

CHOO1701

Jayne was the only one to see the foot coming...

(Monty Python anyone?)

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*under FRIKKING repair*...

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Monday, August 28, 2006 11:35 PM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Jayne: Gorramn Reavers? I don't see no gorramn Reavers, but if I do I'm gonna kill 'em 'afore they can rape me to death!

Wash: (thinking) Man - that guy is so gonna get diced by a Reaver when he least expects it!

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:47 AM

ODDSBODSKINS

Wash: 'I said that wasn't happening!'
Jayne:'so zoe DID get nekkid'

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jailbait.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 12:54 AM

TEACHDAIRE

...after finding Wash's jock in the soup, Jayne realises WHY it smells like crotch...

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For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die along, unremembered and unsung...

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:04 AM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:
Jayne was the only one to see the foot coming...

(Monty Python anyone?)

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*under FRIKKING repair*...

ROFL!!!Got my vote!

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:25 AM

CITIZEN

Wash: So that's why the captain told me to keep my dinosaurs in the cockpit.

Or

Jayne: Err, Mal, I'm having some trouble with my muscular buttocks...

Or

Jayne: Hey Wash is that a telegraph pole?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:29 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Jayne: So in the interest of lifting morale I vote we do 'Oklahoma' and I'll play Curly... like this... (sings)"Thre's a bright golden haze on the meadow!"

Wash:(thinking)"I think you're more of a Jud Frye - I'm more of the Curly type..."

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:32 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Jayne: Well, you were right, Captain... she does look good nekkid!

OR

Jayne: But... I'm not done eating...

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:12 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Adam: She's a threat to us on this set! Suuuummmmeeeerrrr!

BWAH!
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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:17 AM

CHOO1701

Jayne suddenly remebered where he'd put that grenade.....

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*under FRIKKING repair*...

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:33 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Wash is transfixed then comforted as Jayne revisits his Boy's Choir nostalgia.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:53 AM

SHINYTRINKET

Quote:

JAYNE: Don't fucking tell me what to goddamn do!

WASH (to self): Haven't I heard that somewhere already...??

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2. Never waste an erection
3. Never trust a fart

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 4:59 AM

MSG

Quote:
Originally posted by ShinyTrinket:
Quote:

JAYNE: OK Mal you win, yours is bigger

WASH (to self): Now I'm really glad he's Zoe's one she never slept with.

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 5:01 AM

MSG

oh and YIPPEE!!! I won:) I'd like to thank the academy and all the little people who helped make this possible, and of course those of you who voted for me. You like me. You really like me:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 5:40 AM

JPSTARGAZER

As Inara showed the crew Kaylee's "Companion makeover," Jayne was left speechless, Wash remembered he was married to a woman who could kill him with her pinky, and Simon fainted due to lack of blood to the head.

OR

Joss: "Well Adam, it looks like we may just have to kill off Jayne, sorry."
Adam: "Nooooooo..."
Alan (to himself): "Ha, like Joss would kill a main character...right."

OR

Jayne (amazed that the Operative is standing next to Mal): "What is he doing on this boat?"
Mal (offscreen): "Well, we decided not to do this with fire so we sat down over a cup of coffee and worked this whole thing out. We're becoming fast friends."
Jayne (in awe): "Uhhh..."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 6:43 AM

SICKDUDE

Jayne: I just thought that Zoe would like a little statue of him, that's all. Heck, it's been a month now. Besides, it took me a gorram week to paint it....

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 1:52 PM

TEACHDAIRE

...As he sat down, Jayne found Wash's lost toy stegasaurus...

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:13 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Jayne: I could get nekkid.

Wash (to self): Not this again...

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 2:51 PM

KNAVE283

Jayne:I want to play with shane warne's sticky wicket!
Wash: WTF?

I've got a flying machine!

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:05 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Wash: When will this senseless yodeling stop?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:39 PM

BIGDAMNTEXAN

*unbenonced to Wash, Zoe streaks nekkid down the hall and all Jayne could say was "HUH!"

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 3:43 PM

RYCE

Jayne: What? Another gorram statue built of me?!?
Wash: When oh when will we go to the crappy town where I'm a hero?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 4:15 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne: Wadda ya mean, clean out the latrines with my face?!

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 4:27 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

JAYNE: Mal! Wash is making funny faces at me again! Make him stop!!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006 7:05 PM

FLORALBUNNY

JAYNE: All right! Everybody talking about sex -- in here! Everyone else -- OUT!

bun
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 12:42 AM

EMMARIGBY

Quote:

Wash looked on in trepidation as Simon performed the monthly crew physical with a little more gusto than was perhaps called for.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:18 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Wash: KAYLEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

Jayne:shh! I could stand here a little more

............

Wash: wow Jayne really can sing soprano

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:23 AM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

Jayne: (In a High pitched voice) Vera?

OR

Jayne: We get Granades now?

OR

Jayne: (Shocked) Inara...Kaylee, Nekkid.

OR

Jayne: (Shocked) Inara...Kaylee, Nekkid. And I missed it?

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:36 PM

CHOLLETT

Jayne (singing): "Malcolm, that's all I ask of youuuuuuu"
Mal: "Wow, i had no idea you had such a great bass voice, but...i'm pretty sure that's not how the original words go..."

OR

Jayne (singing soprano): "The hiiiills are alive, with the sound of muuuusiiiiic"

OR

Adam was shocked upon news of their cancellation.

OR

In the very near future.............
Adam: "We got a SEQUEL? WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!" *jumps around*
Alan (thinking): "How am I gonna figure into this?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 1:46 PM

RMMC

After making an ill-advised joke to Zoe, Jayne's rainstick gets stuck where the sun don't shine.

*******
RMMC

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:59 PM

FLORALBUNNY

JAYNE: Discuss Nietzsche? When did that get fun?

WASH: ...sure beats Nausea...

bun

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Thursday, August 31, 2006 1:49 AM

EMMARIGBY

Alan didn't think that Adam's impression of his most dramatic moment was very funny.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Friday, September 1, 2006 7:30 PM

FLORALBUNNY

JAYNE: Whaddaya *mean* you couldn't get
enough tickets for all of us to go to
Dragon*Con???

bun

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Saturday, September 2, 2006 1:32 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Jayne: You dumb-ass hogs chiiict You dumb-ass hogs chiiict You dumb-ass hogs chiiict You dumb-ass hogs chiiict...

Wash may be able to live with the fact that Jayne is a malfunctioning Love Bot.... But Who's?

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Saturday, September 2, 2006 2:46 AM

SPACEANJL

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:

Wash may be able to live with the fact that Jayne is a malfunctioning Love Bot.... But Who's?

Mine!

Guess the gorram battery is running flat again...

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Saturday, September 2, 2006 2:49 AM

SPACEANJL

Quote:

In which Jayne discovers that the crew have bought River a whole set of kitchen knives for Christmas...and a dinky little blowtorch for brulees...

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Saturday, September 2, 2006 9:30 AM

FIZZIX

Jayne: MEEEEE! THE MAN THEY CALLL MEEEEE!

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Saturday, September 2, 2006 9:36 AM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

After having discovered the joy of playing with Wash's toy dinosaurs, Jayne is interrupted by business.

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Saturday, September 2, 2006 9:40 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Jayne- No mal do up your robe!!

Wash- Cant look or it shall destroy my soul

Kaylee-Everywhere i go its eye keeps following me

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Saturday, September 2, 2006 9:45 AM

RYCE

Adam: Dammit, Mal... ... ...I forgot my line!
Alan: He never could sentance properly

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, September 2, 2006 3:35 PM

FLORALBUNNY

JAYNE: I said she could tidy up my bunk. I didn't say she could wash all my clothes and *shrink my hat!*
WASH (to self): Shrink anything else?

bun
9/19 Arrrrrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal!!
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!!!
==We aim to exponentiate==

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Saturday, September 2, 2006 3:38 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Jayne is shocked and upset when he discovers that Vera has gone missing... and is frightened when he sees it in the hands of River.

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Sunday, September 3, 2006 9:42 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE:"Vera got to have some action...now THAT was the best day ever!"

OR

JAYNE:"The day at the whore-house...best day EVER!"

WASH:"He needs to make up his mind about his favourite day..."

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Monday, September 4, 2006 2:50 AM

ANDMAN

Jayne: Don't think you're getting away with Vera Mal. And don't think you're gonna change my mind by going all.....bendy.

Wash: ???

Jayne: The way you've got the light from the infirmary. They're like .... little......Angels

Wash: Simon, Why did you tell him to sit down?

Simon (offscreen): What do you mean, I haven't drugged him. River did you....

River (also offscreen): Drugs are a synthetic creation based on brainwave patterns. They're not applicable. I didn't give him anything.

(Book sidles past the doorway grinning inanely with Saffron right behind him)

Inara & Kaylee: Well don't look at us!

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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Monday, September 4, 2006 4:22 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Wash giggled to himself as another crewmember fell victim to his lever left in a dangerous position.

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Monday, September 4, 2006 10:40 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE