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FMF's LIMERICKS - the next thread

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Monday, August 21, 2006 3:42 PM

Now I am learning about scary.

The DVDs do have Wash, it's true.
I think all of them I should re-view.
I'll forget the loss,
I'll praise again Joss;
As usual, FMF, I thank you!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Monday, August 21, 2006 11:59 PM

ESTHER

There was a young lady quite handsome
Who was ravished three times in a hansom
When she cried out for more
A voice from the floor
Said: "Kaylee, I'm Simon, not Samson!"

OK, I admit, this one was "stolen" from "Anon." and changed to fit Firefly. But it just lended itself to it!

Esther

Love my captain!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 12:20 AM

ESTHER

This Badger had never a clue,
And never did pay what was due
One day he will burn
When our heroes return
And stick his nose up his pee-goo.

Ah, well, you know the old saying:

The Lim'rick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical,
But the best ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Esther

Love my captain!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 12:31 AM

ESTHER

Help! I can't stop anymore! Here goes another one ...

Bad swearing, I never have done it,
I never said "damn" or "doggone it"
But should it be needed,
I won't be defeated
And swear by my nice floral bonnet.

Love my captain!

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:08 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

To all of the people who don't know
the ones that missed the worlds greatest show
lets send out a cheer
so that they all can hear
and become fans so our army will grow

oh the lameness! the lamesness of this limerick pains me greatly

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:55 PM

BIGWOLF18

OUT OF ALL THE GREATEST SHOWS,
FIREFLY IS THE BEST I KNOW,
ALTHOUGH IT WAS CANSELLED,
AND OUR DREAM WAS MANHANDLED,
I STILL LOVE FIREFLY SO!

oops my caps lock was on.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the summer is hot normally but in england its more like winter!

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006 8:55 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

When Inara first introduced Nandee
Mal looked at her like she was candee
With Inara in his head
He took Nandee to bed
Now inara looks like she needs a brandee

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 3:02 AM

EMMARIGBY

I'm back from my Madagascan trip!
It's so nice to be back on this ship.
I'll be back when I've read
All the rhymes in this thread.
I was bad. To the end I did skip.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 3:52 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Emma is back from her trip!
We can rhyme now at a good clip!
We'll each take our turn
with our words try to burn
our intellect quick as a whip!

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

one of the Forsaken TM

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 1:54 PM

TRAVELER

I have not been to this thread for a while
So I came to do my part to increase the size of this pile
I'll pour my molten words into this cast
You know why this great thread needs to last
After reading these limericks you can't help but smile

Traveler

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 2:23 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

Some threads are for edification
And some require smart conversation;
But I always run
Right back to this one
When I need a mental vacation.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 2:44 PM

MSG

ok it's not firefly, but

my cleaner she thought it was nice
to move all my stuff around twice
I got so frustrated
t'was her that I hated
And now I want River to slice
( her is implied but didn't fit with the rhyme)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 3:05 PM

TRAVELER

Okay, here's a Firefly limerick.

Mal is fast with his gun
Jayne likes to shot his for fun
Simon sews them back up
River causes many a disrupt
While Kaylee keeps the ship from coming undone

Traveler

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 4:00 PM

RMMC

Another long limerick thread
Has rhymes dancing in my head
I can't think very quick
My candle's lost it's wick
So I'll soon need to take to me bed.

Our Captain Tightpants we love
His clothes fit like a glove
But he cannot sit
Or his pants he will split
So the seat he just hovers above.

A man of God is Shepherd Book
He can chastise with just a look
But when danger draws near
he fights to protect what's dear
And prays He lets him off the hook.

I think my brain is shutting down right now. 'Nighty-night!

******
RMMC

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 6:53 PM

INEVERMARRIED

It has been said of Jayne that he's cruel,
But in truth, he is nobody's fool,
Whether for money or for pride,
Or a piece of a girl's hide,
Right or wrong, he'll take your ass to school.

Wow...these limericks are harder then I thought

I'll be trying to think up limericks in me sleep now.

~IOU One funny signature~

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Thursday, August 24, 2006 8:17 PM

KANEMAN

This thread is dumber than fu*k
'tis why this limericks do su*k
you all think it a riot
i wished you'd stay quite
soon one may be good with some lu*k

Well, it's true.

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Friday, August 25, 2006 6:26 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

While I really do hate to repeat myself.....

We all know that Kanemans full of gas
I am afraid this will really sound crass
But I think it is funny
that his rhyme is co crummy
Proves he doesn't know a limerick from his ass

Kaneman thinks it is clever
its a stormcloud in otherwise shiny weather
pay it no mind
don't poke its behind
maybe its attention we can sever

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, August 25, 2006 11:10 AM

RMMC

To a shindig I will soon go
Now to the bank to me some dough
If the timing is right
I'll look for a fight
Like when Mal punched out Inara's beau.

******
RMMC

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Friday, August 25, 2006 5:07 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I am giving this thread a bump
so at the bottom it wont sit like a lump
so take a little time
make up a good rhyme
and get us all over this hump

----
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, August 25, 2006 5:16 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Hmm... let's see if I can muster up one...

Our beloved Creator, it seems
Marks the 'verse as his best, I deem
So, why ain't it back
Is it lost in the black?
What F*X did was really quite mean

---

I'm a trouble-maker; Kaneman said so!

::points to 'I'm a trouble-maker' sticker on shirt and makes a platypus noise::

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Saturday, August 26, 2006 2:52 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

Hey, I think our limericks all rock!
I don't see a thing for K to mock.
He can be a jerk;
I wish he'd just lurk,
Or realize what he says is a crock.

bump-o-rama

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Thursday, August 31, 2006 2:53 AM

ONLYME

I thought I would give this a try
tis hard tho and might make me cry
I will try to make sense
and work on my tense
and talk all about Firefly

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Thursday, August 31, 2006 2:36 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

This is great for your first, OnlyMe!
You should never fear poetry.
Please try it again,
Our limerick friend,
And you'll bump our thread high as can be!

WARNING! It's addictive!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Friday, September 1, 2006 12:26 AM

EMMARIGBY

It is true they get stuck in your brain
And the search for rhymes can be a strain,
But I can state for sure
That there is no known cure.
You'll just have to put up with the pain!

I'm in the mood to write at least one more verse
But indescision seems to now be my curse.
It would relieve my frustrations
To accept nominations
For an episode I can use to rehearse.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Friday, September 1, 2006 5:58 AM

EMMARIGBY

I'm as lonely in here as can be.
Won't anybody play with me?
Just toss out an idea
And I will persevere
To go on a huge rhyming spree!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Friday, September 1, 2006 6:01 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

A thread here while lurking I spied
MY NATHAN you pulled to your side
I thought we agreed
he belonged with me
Tis tricky this trick that you tried!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, September 1, 2006 6:07 AM

EMMARIGBY

It really is not what it seems.
I think you've been watching my dreams.
I know you'll be his wife
So please put down the knife.
There's no need to go to extremes!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Friday, September 1, 2006 6:18 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Ok this time I will let it go
for trustworthy you are I know!
but what will we do
other than sue
the list of girls is starting to grow!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, September 1, 2006 6:24 AM

EMMARIGBY

I can't help in your quest for your man.
I have to perfect my own plan.
For in just 2 weeks time
Sean Maher'll be mine!
(So says me and every other fan!)

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Friday, September 1, 2006 6:36 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I know that you will go far
In your quest for Sean Maher
But keep your head
when you go to bed
don't leave the door ajar!

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

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Friday, September 1, 2006 6:57 AM

EMMARIGBY

I hope that you are understanding
That my tastes are not really demanding.
I think that you'll find
That I really don't mind,
Whist star as mine I'd be branding.

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:37 AM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

I found this while trolling the net
A second season we still don't have yet
But if we keep to the plan
Fifrely will be known through the land
another movie we will be sure to get

I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

Yes We Did!

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

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Monday, February 2, 2009 6:41 AM

EMMARIGBY

You can't know how much joy I derive
From knowing this thread is alive.
Like our own favorite show,
This thread won't let go.
We make sure that it always survives!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Monday, February 2, 2009 7:38 AM

DREAMTROVE

Naked chicks are trouble 'cause
Things end up in a double cross
Alliance, Reavers, things get worse
No matter where I go in the Verse
That's okay if I'm still the boss.

Two by two, hands of blue
Stick on my trail like superglue
McGuffinette hunters won't go away
Without the sexy psycho stowaway
Sure I have issues with her too

But it ain't right, near as I can figger
This conspiracy keeps gets bigger
Flee, Make deals, or negotiation?
Get out of this situation.
Gorram it Mal just pull the trigger!

Take my show, cancel and
Air some stuff I cannot stand
I'll just switch back to DVD
You can't take firefly from me.

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Monday, February 2, 2009 8:34 AM

EMMARIGBY

Dreamtrove's verses really are fine.
And the use of verse speak is devine.
'Gorram's' the best curse
When you're being perverse!
But 'McGuffinette' I can't define!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Monday, February 2, 2009 9:33 AM

DREAMTROVE

Compliments, I'm tickled pink
I coined a a word never seen in ink
MacGuffinette is just the feminine
Diminutive ad hominem
Just google it and click first link

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Monday, February 2, 2009 10:29 AM

EMMARIGBY

Well now, I guess it's my turn.
I must say, I live and I learn.
I've learnt a new word,
One wonderfully absurd,
Which shall tickle me till I return!

___________________

Hissssssssss!

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Monday, February 2, 2009 10:48 AM

MSA

mmmmmmmmm I've got nothing

But I am super impressed with you

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.
--Francois Mauriac
It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.

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Saturday, February 7, 2009 5:12 PM

RMMC

*runs in nekkid, admires all the limericks, and streaks out again*

Yaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

*****
RMMC

When we're down, don't frown. Come join the camp-out at serenitymovie.org.

(Spiff-up by Penguin. *BDHug*)

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