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Must be "repeating rifles..."
{{{13}}}
Hugs. Love to tease you.

bun C~

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 3:22 PM

daveshayne wrote:
Friday, September 08, 2006 16:14
Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
You mean da Joisey Voision, doncha?
-----------------------------
I thought spelling the accent made the joke too obvious
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~snip~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Let it never be said that I lack a firm grasp
of the obvious.
I'll take my 10 lashes.
*bares back*

(and I'm not being mean to 13 -- I'm afraid of
being blasted back into diapers)

bun &¿&

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 4:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SAVEWASH:
(singing) "It's a cruel, cruel summer...."

Oh, just quoting Banana Llama. Don't mind me.

*giggle* *groan* *giggle*

Not mindin' a thing. I still be rollin' in me gutter.

******************
Pirate Gutter Wench

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 7:02 PM

No diapers for you, Bun. You deserve something special. Think I'll make you...

TEEN ANGSTY ALL OVER AGAIN!

*ZAAAP*

MUAHHAHAHAHA!!!

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Saturday, September 9, 2006 7:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Let it never be said that I lack a firm grasp
of the obvious.
I'll take my 10 lashes.
*bares back*

All out of lashes today. Will you settle for brows?

And I may be too fond of subtle myself. Sometimes I do lose people.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 4:54 AM

Quote:
All out of lashes today. Will you settle for brows?

Ah, a punning challenge!

I once met a man in Delbruck whose hair was divided with many many much much grease, and I said to him, "My friend, with your hair, the part is the whole!"

(We'll start off slow)

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 5:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
(We'll start off slow)

An international explorer of some renown was having difficulty planning his trip to far off Shanghai. No manner of vessel was scheduled to that far off port and he had a deadline to meet. Eventually he went to the reptile merchant in the bazaar who arranged passage for him. Albeit passage of a non-standard sort.

He booked him on a slow boa to china.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 6:11 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

Puns, puns, puns - what fun!

I need a moment to think of one. Will you give me time to ketchup? I'm sure I'll think on one in a minute

_______________________________
Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 6:23 AM

Of course! Anyone can join on Punday! Heh..Punday = Sunday...sorry. Here's a little something, Dave.

Did you ever hear of the planet that was inhabited by mobile flowers? Practically the same as Earth blossoms, but with feet and intelligence. The planet had a king, Richard the Artichoke Heart, who was, sad to say, queenless.

As fate would have it, the king's iris was caught by a pale-eyed perennial at a court orgy, and he desired her as his queen.

But, alas, the potential queen was not the most educated of flowers. King Richard hired all sorts of tutors for her queenliness. All sorts of educators could not sway the flower from her only interest of gathering pollen.

At last the embarrassed king decided she was hopeless, and slipped Rotenone in her drink. Later that night, he exclaimed to his prime minister: 'I can lead a horticulture but I can't make her think!'

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 6:30 AM

PENGUIN

*Penguin and his band of pirates enter the thread*

Avast ye scurvy dogs...where be the wenches??

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 6:45 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

Aaarrr *giggle, giggle* the penguin wenches *tee-hee* are over in the frozen food section *chortle, chortle* on the walk in freezer.

Nice waddle you have there Penguin. You and your crew brought a *smile to my face* fear of imminent doom.

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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 6:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
'I can lead a horticulture but I can't make her think!'

Classic roundtable banter.

Here's another one, "I named my bird Onan because he spills his seed on the ground."

Anyway off to watch the football. Considering todays matchup is Chicago vs Green Bay it could turn into a punting competition.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 6:57 AM

PENGUIN

GO BEARS!!!!!

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 10:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
GO BEARS!!!!!

Indeed.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 2:28 PM

daveshayne wrote:
Saturday, September 09, 2006 19:40
Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Let it never be said that I lack a firm grasp
of the obvious.
I'll take my 10 lashes.
*bares back*
----------------------------
All out of lashes today. Will you settle for brows?
And I may be too fond of subtle myself. Sometimes I do lose people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Does that make you a browser?
Truly I had thought of the lashy business but could think of naught else for the entry, keel-hauling being far too wet and hanging just a bit permanent.
At least you're not offering ear-hairs.

As for subtle, it's just fine, even at a round table

========================================
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13 announced:
No diapers for you, Bun. You deserve something special. Think I'll make you...
TEEN ANGSTY ALL OVER AGAIN!
*ZAAAP*
MUAHHAHAHAHA!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, noooooooooooo! I can feel the acne starting, and what foul fiend put this gorramn stack of homework on my desk? Dinner isn't what I want, there are horrid clothes in my closet, and I don't want to be seen anywhere near my parents or their fuddy car or even the nasty dog.....the brother is, well........
Spare me, I beg you!

bun
9/19 Arrrrrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal!!
9/30 Happy Anniversary, BDM!!!
==We aim to exponentiate==

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 5:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*Penguin and his band of pirates enter the thread*

Avast ye scurvy dogs...where be the wenches??

Here! *giggle* Over here!

*Pirate Wench peers over the curb from her gutter*

Me mind went to the gutter and took me body for company.

*crawls from gutter*

So, do we wrest control from those what would turn this ta Callahan's Punday?

********
AARRRMMC

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 5:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Does that make you a browser?

More of a window shopper.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 8:05 PM

ROCKETJOCK

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
Of course! Anyone can join on Punday! Heh..Punday = Sunday...sorry. Here's a little something, Dave.

Did you ever hear of the planet that was inhabited by mobile flowers? Practically the same as Earth blossoms, but with feet and intelligence. The planet had a king, Richard the Artichoke Heart, who was, sad to say, queenless.

As fate would have it, the king's iris was caught by a pale-eyed perennial at a court orgy, and he desired her as his queen.

But, alas, the potential queen was not the most educated of flowers. King Richard hired all sorts of tutors for her queenliness. All sorts of educators could not sway the flower from her only interest of gathering pollen.

At last the embarrassed king decided she was hopeless, and slipped Rotenone in her drink. Later that night, he exclaimed to his prime minister: 'I can lead a horticulture but I can't make her think!'

Yes, but some seasons later, his illegitimate son by that same flower, callously abandoned to the street by his royal sire, staged a revolution!

In the wake of the coup, the king tried to organize a resistance movement, but, as everyone knows...

"You cannot resist the waif of the fuschia!"

"Hermanos! The Devil has built a Robot! Andale!" -- Numero Cinco

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 8:28 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

RMMC, as much as I love nekked pirates running around, can you really keep a straight face with the "waif of the fuschia?" I think you will need more troops in order to keep this thread from falling into punny hands.

_______________________________
Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Sunday, September 10, 2006 9:52 PM

daveshayne wrote:
Sunday, September 10, 2006 17:49
Quote:
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Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Does that make you a browser?
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More of a window shopper.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...said Tom, his eyes glazing over....

(swiftly takes me back to days of yore)

bun
9/19 Arrrrrrrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal!!
9/24 Ditto, TCM!!!
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!!!!
==We aim to exponentiate==

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Monday, September 11, 2006 7:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
...said Tom, his eyes glazing over....

As much as it pains me to admit to ignorance I can't help feeling that I should know what your refering to but it's just not coming.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, September 11, 2006 3:52 PM

It was a word-game called Tom Swifties and
goes back probably to the 70s.
I wasn't very good at them, so I take advantage
of any opportunity to create one.

As for the nekkidity on this thread, I say abolish
it! How can we have bodice-ripping if we are
lacking the essential costume element?

bun, tightening laces and fluffing up the
decolletage.

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Monday, September 11, 2006 4:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
It was a word-game called Tom Swifties and
goes back probably to the 70s.
I wasn't very good at them, so I take advantage
of any opportunity to create one.

Thank you. I never would have remembered that on my own. I'd have gone to my grave wondering what that was about.

Quote:
As for the nekkidity on this thread, I say abolish it! How can we have bodice-ripping if we are lacking the essential costume element?

But once the bodice is ripped then what do you have? Nekkid. That's what.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, September 11, 2006 5:00 PM

daveshayne wrote in part:
But once the bodice is ripped then what do you have? Nekkid. That's what.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ahhhh, depends upon how the rip-and-peel is conducted. There be layers and layers. The bodice. The corset. The camisole. I guess
tattoos don't count. Heeeee.

bun, layered as a cake and just as sweet
9/19 Arrrrrrrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal!!
9/24 Ditto, TCM!!!
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!!!!
==We aim to exponentiate==

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Monday, September 11, 2006 6:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
Ahhhh, depends upon how the rip-and-peel is conducted. There be layers and layers. The bodice. The corset. The camisole. I guess
tattoos don't count. Heeeee.

Oy! Pirate strip poker could take all night.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, September 11, 2006 6:52 PM

Quote:
RMMC: So, do we wrest control from those what would turn this ta Callahan's Punday?

Ah, a fellow Callahan fan! Then it is your Robinsonian duty to pull up a chair and do what you can!

Now for a barrage of pun quotes.

'A good pun is its own reword.'

'The eleventh pun always gets a laugh, even if no pun in ten did.'

'Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.' -Fred Allen

Oh, and I relinquish my gun of youth to Bun, as Billy Talent keeps bugging me about copyrights and lyrics and such.

Perhaps we should switch to riddles next week...I think I've come up with an unbeatable one.

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 4:32 PM

daveshayne has suggested a game...
Pirate strip poker? We be preparing our costume for 9/19!! We be taking online lessons in the creative use o' the pasteboards. Bring it on!

13 has offered the bun a weapon...quote:
Oh, and I relinquish my gun of youth to Bun, as Billy Talent keeps bugging me about copyrights and lyrics and such.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You would sic Mr. Talent upon me instead?

That makes it (ahem) Cross-time for me!

I refuse it, thanxalot, but at least am relieved of the angst.

Prepare yersnivelingself for Pirate Strip Poker.

bun
9/19 Arrrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday Captain Mal!!
9/24 Ditto, TCM, and many happy tightpantses!!!
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!!!!
==We aim to exponentiate==

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006 4:41 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
It was a word-game called Tom Swifties and
goes back probably to the 70s.

Tom Swifties? Right.
"I dropped the toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallen.

Pirates? Right.
How much did the pirates pay to get their ears pierced?

Select to view spoiler:

A Buccaneer.

Time to go to bed for the night? Right.
Good night, everyone!

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Wednesday, September 13, 2006 6:49 PM

SAVEWASH wrote in part:
"I dropped the toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallen.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Per-zactly.

"Amazing," said Tom, gracefully.

Your pirate piercing also corny and groan-making!!!

"Only the left one!" shrieked Tom, piercingly.
?????????????

bun on the run

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Wednesday, September 13, 2006 6:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
daveshayne has suggested a game...

....

Prepare yersnivelingself for Pirate Strip Poker.

Well I didn't suggest it so much as remark that it could take a while. 'Twould probably be best played by pirates with stamina.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 2:44 PM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

(Sorry I'm so slow but I had trouble accessing the site recently.)

"I'll take the prisoner downstairs," Tom said condescendingly.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
Quote:
RMMC: So, do we wrest control from those what would turn this ta Callahan's Punday?

Ah, a fellow Callahan fan! Then it is your Robinsonian duty to pull up a chair and do what you can!

AARRR! I tend to got sit in the rafters when I feel the need for some punning.

Once there had been a wizard of great skill, but of little social epitutde. Being shunned by his peers, made him quite sad, so he made his home in a remote mountain. So far in the mountain, none came to see him, save the animal inhabitants of the mountain.
After many years of lacking companionship, the wizard perfected a spell giving animals the ability to speak as we humans do.
First he tried to converse with the mountain goats, but found that while they did speak, they spoke only of having female companionship as it was the rutting season.
He then spelled bird, and found it only wanted to know were the rest of its flock was.
Finally, disparing of any intelligent conversation, he spelled a rodent that he had caught while it had been trying to steal his supper. To his surprise, the rodent was lively and intelligent and willing to learn.
So for many a day, wizard and rodent, conversed about things from the nature of the universe to the merits of communities.
As a celebration of his success, the wizard conjured a feast with many wonderful and interesting foods that his new-found companion had never seen.
"What manner of food is this?" his dimunitive friend asked as it pointed to a confection.
Surprised, the wizard replied, "Why, that's a pie, rat."

*********
ARRRMMC

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Sunday, September 17, 2006 3:57 PM

There was a king who lived on a tropical island
in a magnificent thatched palace. His subects brought tribute on special occasions, such as his
birthday, or the anniversary of his rule.

These gifts were many and varied: food, animals,
cloth, canoes, even furniture. Often, thrones
were brought as gifts.

The king was able to use or distribute everything
but the thrones, which he put up in his attic,
where they gathered, year after year.

One night the accumulated weight of the thrones
broke the ceiling rafters, causing the collapse
of the entire palace, and squashing the king.

Moral: People who live in grass houses shouldn't
stow thrones.

Oy -- can't come up with a swiftie right at the
moment!

Wondering if we shouldn't adjourn this thread
and carry on in another. Could've roasted an
ox in the time it took to load.

bun
9/19 Arrrrrrrrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal
9/22-24 http://www.browncoatball.com
9/24 Happy Birthday, TCM
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM

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Monday, September 18, 2006 2:04 PM