A Very Punny Thread by RMMC

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A Very Punny Thread

POSTED BY: RMMC
UPDATED: Thursday, September 21, 2006 00:27
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Monday, September 18, 2006 1:59 PM

Okay, the pirates and punsters duked it out and had a tie (see thread: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=23773 )

So, here's a thread just for the punsters so that the pirates may continue to cast fear into the hearts of folks both hither and yon, but the punsters shall be landlocked to this thread (to start, mind you.)

And speaking of starting....

Our Damn Heroes went planet side at Persephne after a particularly grueling job. They split up into groups for a bit, however all but Simon and River eventually ended up in a local tavern.

Sometime after his tenth round of mudder's milk, our merc spotted a vision of lovliness with long treses and a colourful skirt and decided loudly and boastfully to try his luck. He bet his companions he could win her within five minutes, unlike "that prissy core doctor." Wash took the bet and when Jayne tirned to try his hand, Wash pulled out a capture to the amusement of the remaining party.

He approached his dream and tried his best to win her favour, but when all his approaches didn't even elicit a response, he lost his temper and demanded to know why she wouldn't respond.

"Laddie, I prefer women ta men," said the Scotsman as he turned around, "but my friend, Fergus, may oblige ya if ye wishes to wait."

Jayne gaped, coughed and mumbled an excuse as he quickly left the tavern finally realising that his vision of lovliness was a man with unkept hair wearing a kilt.

Wash and the others leasurely finished their drinks and took the capture back for Simon and River, knowing they'd love to see Jayne err.

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RMMC

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Monday, September 18, 2006 2:00 PM

RMMC

*RMMC comes back in with a sign and pins*

X______________________________________X
| "I almost forgot. The Tom Swifties |
| shall also be at home here," she |
| tacked on. |
X______________________________________X

*exits*

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RMMC

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Monday, September 18, 2006 3:03 PM

DARKJESTER

Except, of course, that in this case to err was hun-dan...

And in some societies, making that mistake will get you kilt!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Monday, September 18, 2006 3:08 PM

KANEMAN

Puns are for homos..homos are for lesbos! That being said... eat my puss RMMC or we can have watermelon

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Monday, September 18, 2006 3:23 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJester:
Except, of course, that in this case to err was hun-dan...

And forget, de-vine.

Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJester:
And in some societies, making that mistake will get you kilt!

You're just skirting the issue!

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Monday, September 18, 2006 3:31 PM

DARKJESTER

Kaneman - maybe you should stand close to your homophone, someone may call with a soft-sell offer - padded, of course!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Monday, September 18, 2006 6:23 PM

FLORALBUNNY

RMMC wrote:
You're just skirting the issue!
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hemming. but ha-haing.

(exit, pursued by a Bayer)

bun
tomorrow (or today already, some places) Arrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal!
9/22-24 SF Browncoat Ball Weekend
9/24 Happy Birthday, TCM!
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 2:30 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
RMMC wrote:
You're just skirting the issue!
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hemming. but ha-haing.

Would that be the so-sew answer? If we keep it up, maybe we can break this thread.

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
(exit, pursued by a Bayer)

Be careful. You don't want to fall and take a thimble.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006 11:19 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Hem hawing and so sewing - sounds like you are really knit picking your words.

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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 10:42 AM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by VerseExplorer:
Hem hawing and so sewing - sounds like you are really knit picking your words.

I think we all just needle little love.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 6:18 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

That's your o-pin-ion. It shear is fun - most of the thyme.

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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 8:17 PM

FLORALBUNNY

VE, I must buttonhole you to tell you that
all your message-decoration is turning me

prepare to groan

She(a)r pink...

bun
9/20 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN MAL!!!!

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 9:39 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Grrrrooooooan!

I got the shears in, but you got the pinking shears.

You can really dish it out. It's thyme for me to ketchup.

Right now Bun and RMMC are the Miss tresses!

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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.

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Thursday, September 21, 2006 12:27 AM

EMMARIGBY

Wow! It seams you guys have really sewn up this thread.

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Hissssssssss!

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