Kelkhil's Pub - The 'Versary party is here! Lampshades Optional by Kelkhil

Well, I laughed, I cried and I cheered, all at the appropriate moments during the BDM. So now I'se after some stuff to help me mellow out. Maybe some CC and lemonade, plus a bowl of pretzels.

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 9:17 AM

KELKHIL

Happy 'Versary to all! In honor of this glorious occasion I am offering all you can drink Mudder's Milk, piping hot Wife Soup, fresh Strawberries and Ice Planets (?) (if that is what they were called)

Belly up to the bar! And enjoy!

Kaneman - Glad you dropped by. Beer, shot and a pickled egg. No problem! Oh and that bald guy is crying because he thought this was a Start Trek Pub.

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 12:04 PM

Oooo! Yummy!

I'd like some, please. may I start with the soup & strawberries?

Mmmmmmm.....strawberries.

*nibble**nibble*

Thank you!

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"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em"
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 12:35 PM

Yay, Ice planets!

*Struggles to eat his, then gives up, pours mudder's milk over it and sets it on fire, letting the molten planet pour back into the drink stein*

There we go, a drinkable mudders/ice planet.

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 1:01 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

NIco ,very creative I must say.And fun to watch.Not crazy 'bout the small though.

Kelkihl dear, may I have the usual please ?

And I brought proteins in all the colors of the rainbow.Enjoy.

Bryce
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I swallowed a bug.

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 1:11 PM

Well, I gotta do something to keep myself entertained this early in the morning.

*Starts creating replicas of famous buildings and landmarks using the proteins LA brought in*

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 1:43 PM

KELKHIL

One Strawberry Margarita for LA29!

Enjoy Lassy! And happy 'Versary to you!

Best customer in the 'verse. Had I free minute earlier, I would have had you set up LA29!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 2:18 PM

MACAVITY

I'll have another couple of shandies please, Kel.

Oh, and a platter of fish and chips, if you've got any.

"First come smiles, then come lies. Last is gunfire." - Roland Deschain, gunslinger

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 4:04 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by Nicodemus:
Yay for Mudder's Milk. After the nerve wracking half hour that was the final quarter of the AFL grand final (I had put down a $100 bet on it being a draw, back when they were offering odds of 55:1), I need a lot of strong drinks.

Hey LOL!! & commiserations Nico! I went to a fund-raiser event - I put down a draw in the sweep and everyone laughed at me and said I was crazy! Guess who won the sweep with the closest prediction!!

For those of you who have on idea what we're talking about 'tis our equivalent to Superbowl & it was a 1 point win!

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:33 PM

Damn it's quiet in here today. Is it always this quiet on a sunday, or is it just due to being the aftermath of the 'Versary?

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:41 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Nico!! I was just thinking that I was going to have to drink alone... but my Adelaide brother in arms is here! I think I might try one of those Adelaide Hills Eyeopeners you mentioned - sounds like my kinda poison!!

Did I ever mention that I lived in Adelaide when but a wee child?

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:45 PM

I was wondering where everyone had gotten to.

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"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em"
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 8:56 PM

I'm here, just currently trawling through the singles thread to see what everyone's said (not as time-consuming as reading through all of the "Life Onboard Serenity" threads to get the full backstory and check the character arcs/developement.

I'll happily join you for drinks.

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 9:23 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Wow!

that was some drink Nico!!! Not that I didn't need it!! I've been on the go most of the day and still have one more commitment tonight...

Hi RMMC - we're here - just not all awake at the same time I think... Nico & I are in Australia in-the-flesh, but in the pub in spirit! YOu need to try one of those Adelaide Hills Eyeopeners too! Wow!

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 9:45 PM

Off to cook dinner, be back in an hour or so to resume drinking.

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 10:04 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

yeah - ditto actually...

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 11:36 PM

I get back from dinner (I even washed and dried the dishes, having already cooked it, sometimes I think the only reason my family doesn't charge rent is beacuse I do everything around here) and this place is still deserted.

*Rummages under the bar for Vera (mk2) and goes hunting lurkers*

I know you're out here somewhere, now post something gorram it!

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Saturday, September 30, 2006 11:54 PM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

*runs through the pub waving her arms over her head*

"Wheeeeee! I had an Adelaide Eye Opener!!!"

*runs back out to the pyre*

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 12:02 AM

welcome back maggie, glad to see someone here has some energy to spare.

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 12:28 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

he he he... It's flagging now though Nico - I'm fitting in chatting with friends, posting here and trying to do a weeks worth of housework between now and bedtime!

Phew ... I mean - Kelkhil... or Bar bot! I would like a vodka & cranberry please!

*kicks back to chat with Nico about Aussie stuff...*

'Tis nice to have some Aussie's around here to share the FFF.net family with!

Cheers!

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 2:42 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Well this little wombat is getting sleepy *yawns* see?

*sighs as she notices a large glass of Baileys on the counter top*

I don't know how you do it Kelkhil... but thank you so much!

Good night all! *small pop and Magda disapparates*

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 4:16 AM

SHINYKITTEN

heya all!
nite-nite Magda.. sleep well.
so, Magda or Nico...who ended up winning the grand final anyway?? wait, who was playing??

(Magda, i didn't know you were a wombat!! they are so cute!!

-and, yes, capable of extreme damage..but hey still cute!)

hehehe that reminds me of a couple of weeks ago, my friend had an American guy over here and they were telling him about their recent camping trip. my friends were driving to their camp site and while driving down the dirt road they noticed that up ahead a wombat was sitting on the road. so they stopped the car a few metres away and waited for it to move -taking the opportunity to drink some beers- and continued their journey when it had wandered off. the American guy could not understand why they had waited for the wombat instead of shoo-ing it off. we all were dumbfounded at this suggestion and tried to explain that wombats are HUGE in real life, are incredibly powerful and also pretty fast if they want to be and if they had tried to 'shoo' it off this wombat could have done some serious damage to them- they can even write-off a car if they're angry enough. we were like; 'please remember that ALL animals in OZ are dangerous as hell and the ones that can't poison you, can rip your arm off.' hell, even 'cute cuddly' koalas (bastards) would happily kill the tourists holding them, if they weren't high on eucalyptus all the time...

anyhoo...i will have a strawberry daquari please Bar-Bot.
think i'll check out the pyre...feeling a bit chilly...ciao

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 4:31 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*saunters into pub*
I am ranked high on bigdamnthankyou and feelin' mighty fine! Strawberry s'mores with extra chocolate all 'round! Ooooooh, and do we have a fondue fountain? And mangoes?
There are quite a few very shiny images on the first few pages of bigdamnthankyou right now, in fact. Very cool looking, with obvious work put into them. All is right with the 'verse.

http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show Universal your gratitude!

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Gautama Siddharta

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 5:53 AM

MRT

Quote:
Originally posted by shinykitten:
who ended up winning the grand final anyway?? wait, who was playing??

What do you mean who won??!! I'm in the UK and watched it live - Melbourne put up a good fight but the Broncos came through 15-8 - great game.

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 11:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
Hi RMMC - we're here - just not all awake at the same time I think... Nico & I are in Australia in-the-flesh, but in the pub in spirit! YOu need to try one of those Adelaide Hills Eyeopeners too! Wow!

I suppose I should have, Magda, but I fell asleep on my nose about 3:30am. I'm in Michigan, but am a bit of a night owl. I'm still amazed by how many folks aren't. I just don't get early morning folks.

Morning is just too early.

I think for now, I'll just have me an Irish coffee with Tullimore Dew.

Mmmmmm.....

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"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Sunday, October 1, 2006 12:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MrT:
Quote:
Originally posted by shinykitten:
who ended up winning the grand final anyway?? wait, who was playing??

What do you mean who won??!! I'm in the UK and watched it live - Melbourne put up a good fight but the Broncos came through 15-8 - great game.

Wrong code of football. The grand final I was talking about was the AFL. West Coast beat Sydney by 1 point.

Final scores: West Coast Eagles 13.13.85 d. Sydney (or South Melbourne for the VFL fanatics) 13.12.84

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Monday, October 2, 2006 2:27 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by shinykitten:
(Magda, i didn't know you were a wombat!! they are so cute!! -and, yes, capable of extreme damage..but hey still cute!)

Yes indeed! I am the cutest, cuddliest roundest Australian marsupial you could ever want to find - but cross someone I love and my teeth are the least of your worries! I will destroy anything that threatens the ones I care about!

I actually have a collection - over 50 last time I counted, but I haven't done that for quite a while!

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Monday, October 2, 2006 2:33 AM

MRT

Quote:
Originally posted by Nicodemus:
Quote:
Originally posted by MrT:
Quote:
Originally posted by shinykitten:
who ended up winning the grand final anyway?? wait, who was playing??

Melbourne put up a good fight but the Broncos came through 15-8 - great game.

Wrong code of football. The grand final I was talking about was the AFL. West Coast beat Sydney by 1 point.

Ah! - You have me there - ARL was also shown over here but I missed it... RL is my chosen code. It is Grand Final season - hope you were a West Coast Fan!

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Monday, October 2, 2006 2:36 AM

Nope, I'm a St Kilda fan, but they got bumped out in the first week of finals.

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:09 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Mornin' fellow bar patrons,

Pretty quiet here it seems. I don't know anything about real football, just the stuff we call football in the US, so I can't really comment on the teams or matchups or anything.

Anyhow, I think it's time for a Monday morning Black Russian, with vanilla vodka if there is any.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:29 AM

MACAVITY

I'll just have coffee - black, two sugars.

And, uh, some headache pills.

"First come smiles, then come lies. Last is gunfire." - Roland Deschain, gunslinger

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:29 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Oooooh - it's been ages since I had one of those - sounds good! Mind if I join you?

Oh no! Nicodemus

A Saints fan...

I am a Roo girl through and through! I'll sing the song when I get enough of these into me if you are not careful!

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:31 AM

PENGUIN

*waits to hear magdalena's beautiful voice*

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:35 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Quote:
Originally posted by magdalena:
I am a Roo girl through and through! I'll sing the song when I get enough of these into me if you are not careful!

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*waits to hear magdalena's beautiful voice*

* dashes behind the bar, pouring a generous double Black Russian for magdalena and a similar one for himself, using Stoli Vanili and crushed ice.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:43 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
*waits to hear magdalena's beautiful voice*

... oh I couldn't possibly...

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:56 AM

Yes you can. Sing as much as you want to.

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:56 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

*totally doesn't have to be drunk to do karaoke*

Any requests?

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We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow in sunlight. - Gautama Siddharta

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Monday, October 2, 2006 4:06 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

We went one night and tried to pull an Andy Kaufman, but they didn't have the Mighty Mouse theme.

Gimma a pitcher or so of Killian's and I am right up there with ya PhoenixRose.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

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"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Monday, October 2, 2006 4:09 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Join me for a rendition of the North Melbourne Kangaroos club song, Gorgeous Phoenix Rose!...

"Join in the chorus... sing it one and all... join in the chorus... North Melbourne's on the ball... good old North Melbourne, the champions you'll agree... North Melbourne will be premieres just you wait and see..Oi!"

Thank you... thank you... I also take requests..

and I couldn't do it without the gorgeous Phoenix Rose! "

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Monday, October 2, 2006 4:12 AM

Due to my desire to prevent turning everyone within hearing distance into Reavers, I shall refrain from singing. If ya want some requests PR, I wouldn't mind hearing some Chalice or Star 10 Hash.

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Monday, October 2, 2006 4:58 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Sorry folks - I got to be back at work in... ah ... 7 hours & I need more than 10 mins beauty sleep - well... I need more sleep anyway!

Good night all! *kisses Phoenix Rose* Thanks for not singing too Nico *hugs Nico* ... though I seem to have scared Penguin off... oh dear...

*collects the glass of Baileys from the bar top*

Ah - there's nothin like a forsaken pub for anticipatin' your every desire...

*pop*

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Monday, October 2, 2006 5:02 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Happy to sing with ya anytime, jie-jie

Sleep well

Nico, I'd be glad to sing, uh, those... if I had any idea who they were

Heh.

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We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow in sunlight. - Gautama Siddharta

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:39 PM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Hello?

Hell-oooo?

Is anybody in here?

*Cautiously peeks head in. All is Dark. All is Quiet. Only the echos of his own movements greet him.*

Gorrammit. Missed the 'Versary Party. Everyone sleepin' it off. What's on tap...? Life's not the same without Stroh's Beer...

"Well, here I am."

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:42 PM

NVGHOSTRIDER

(Swaggers in and kicks the juke cueing Cowboys From Hell by Pantera)

=

(Slugs shot before leaving)

See y'all later.

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:49 PM

*RMMC sneaks in behind JQ*

Can ya get me a Bailey's while you're back there, Jonny?

Ah, you're missing the brewery, eh? I'd commiserate, but I'm not much for beer.

Ah, thanks. Sláinte!

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"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."

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Monday, October 2, 2006 3:58 PM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Seems like there's no place in Detroit for Amber colored drinks. Vernor's is gone, too, but at least you can still get it. Had the pleasure last year of explaining a Boston Cooler to a couple from Boston. Gotta go but maybe our friends from Oz can benefit from another great American tradition. And then we can move on to Buffalo Wings a la Jessica Simpson...

Have great night and we'll see you at Conor's again sometime.

"Well, here I am."

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Monday, October 2, 2006 4:31 PM