THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #48-Diamonds the size of WHAT? by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #48-Diamonds the size of WHAT?

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 24, 2006 17:37
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Friday, October 13, 2006 2:26 PM

Hello everybody!

Sorry for the delay, but we are back with Round #48!!

Of course we have to pay respects to the winner of the past round, and this past week, the winner was.....

*drumroll*

PDCHARLES!!!

Book: mmmmmm... Look at those guns.

CONGRATS!!!

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NOw onto Round #48!!

Let us see what you make of this!

TEACHER:"SSSSHHHH!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE THAT I'M STARRING IN "BONES"!!"

Now go out there and make better quotes...all of them!!! BETTER QUOTES!!!

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Friday, October 13, 2006 2:32 PM

N0SKILLZ

Teacher: You got something on your shirt..
*flicks her nose*
-or-
Teacher: Got your nose!

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RAF Lakenheath
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"I can't feel my Danger Zone" Jayne Muppet!
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Friday, October 13, 2006 2:33 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Some naive child: What's that?

That annoying boy: It's a vibrator; but, I don't think that's where it's supposed to go...

---
"What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."

Trouble-Maker in the House!

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Friday, October 13, 2006 3:20 PM

SAB39

(ok, the hand position's slightly off for this one, but...)

OPERATIVE IN DRAG: Do you know what your chin is?

(edited to be more politically-incorrect...)

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Friday, October 13, 2006 3:55 PM

YINYANG

You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

Teacher: I'm not touching you...

And, hey sab39, cool sig!

---
"What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."

Trouble-Maker in the House!

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Friday, October 13, 2006 7:41 PM

CHOO1701

Teacher: GOT YOUR EAR!

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Teacher: FALCON....PUNCH!!!

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TRAIN!!!

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Friday, October 13, 2006 7:58 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Teacher: I know it seems brutal, but 550 years ago on Earth-That-Was people thought it was funny.
*pokes River in the eye*
Wooo Wooo Wooo
It was known as a Three Stooges move. Now can anyone explain why that would be funny?

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
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Saturday, October 14, 2006 12:31 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

Teacher: See I got that coin from behind your ear

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 12:52 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

The students were stunned as the teacher placed the gum on River's nose.

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
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Saturday, October 14, 2006 10:42 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

How come no-one in the class is actually looking at river?? theyre all looking at the teacher??

And does anyone have the adress of the last vote?? I missed the final set

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 11:44 AM

VERSEEXPLORER

I missed the final set, too. I think it could have used a few more bumps. Here's the thread:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=24299

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 11:50 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

"Pull my Finger, River"

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 1:00 PM

BROWNCOATSANDINISTA

"Wow, you're really good at two for flinching."
"I know."

"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 3:18 PM

OVEROBSESSED765

Teacher- River honey, you got a little shmutz right there,

or....

Teacher- Have you ever done that thing with a pencil held near for forehead! It feels soooo weird! Here...
(stab)
see? weird...

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

"Im lost, im angry, and im armed" -Our Captain

im looking for a kickass image... any suggestions or ideas do tell!

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 3:18 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

TEACHER: What's that on your shirt?"

River looks down.

TEACHER: Syche.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 4:01 PM

FLORALBUNNY

TEACHER: (sigh) Always asking if you can go powder
your nose. I'll take care of that!

bun, shining
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 7:03 PM

JPSTARGAZER

River: "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"
(sorry, but I loves me the Matrix)

OR

River realized that her teacher must have had training, as in Companion, since she was "fast like a freak."

OR

River: "I got this question right and you can't change it by gettin'...all blurry..."

"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 8:04 PM

CHOO1701

and now its time to salute the rest of the unkown class and ask WHERE ARE THEY NOW! (going left to right)

Matt: tried to kill a car with his brain...on the freeway.

River: CLASSIFIED

Rodger: Demonted to pre-school after an incident with the class hamster....

Clare: currently training to be a companion. Recently had an acident with bow and arrow. very messy...

Duncan: Multi Billionaire thanks to investing in the blue gloves insustry.

Teacher: How teaching at Osiris High (CROWS RULE!!!)

and finally:

Petre: was bass guitarist in a rock band until the police busted him for drug dealing. Served 15 years hard time at the mudders farm. Currently enjoying new life and has a wife and son called Jayne Jr.....

yes people, i've run out of ideas Boy is this a toughy...

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TRAIN!!!

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Saturday, October 14, 2006 8:25 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Concentrate you must young River! Only with practice, more choices one has than picking friends or picking nose. Very perilous can it be, so if attempting to pick friend's nose one is, strike like lightning they must... faster than eyes can see.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

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Sunday, October 15, 2006 12:15 AM

MAGDALENA

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

Teacher: "Now, lets sing it more quickly still shall we? I'll show you River...

"Eyes and ears and mouth and nose, moth and nose, mouth and nose...
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose... we all clap hands to-geth-er!"

River: "You've got to be kidding..."

Edit: I like yours too 6ixStringJack!!

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Sunday, October 15, 2006 2:00 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

River's teacher apperently lost focus on the task at hand.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Sunday, October 15, 2006 3:34 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Teacher: I'm gonna--unhh...what the--
River: I. don't. think. so.

OR

As the Professor attempted to assault the Psychic Girl, she found out all sudden like that the Girl could kill with her brain...

OR

Teacher: Have at you! *URK!*
Jayne(OS): Saw that comin'...

BWAH!

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Sunday, October 15, 2006 6:36 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Teacher: Who's got the cutest little button nose?

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Monday, October 16, 2006 8:43 AM

SAB39

Quote:
Originally posted by jpstargazer:
River: "I got this question right and you can't change it by gettin'...all blurry..."

I was hoping to think of something about the blurriness but there's no way in the 'verse I'll be able to top this one. Perfect :)

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Monday, October 16, 2006 8:50 AM

MSG

Quote:

When I said be quiet or I'll poke your eye out,I MEANT it!!!

( sorry long day as a teacher...has this effect)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, October 16, 2006 9:17 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Woo Hoo! Thanx Voters!

Teacher: ..and THIS kids, is kinetic energy! *whack*

OR

One classmate regretted his decision to top his pizza with wild mushrooms.

OR

Teacher: If I rub your nose REAL hard, it should just stick there.

River: There is no Spoon.

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Monday, October 16, 2006 8:59 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Congrats, pdc!

VO: 500 years later, there were still some who believed in those funky eye exercises...

bun, ::-) (a four-eyes)
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Monday, October 16, 2006 9:06 PM

CHOO1701

Teacher: Now take your medicine or i stab you...

River (whispering): This is because of the worm and your apple, isn't it??

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TRAIN!!!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 6:53 AM

SICKDUDE

Teacher: My son Walt can kill you with his brain.

(Edited to clarify: Lost reference)

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 10:24 PM

ANOBJECTINSPACE

And this is the way we feed the crazy feed the crazy.

The pinnacle of Alliance education, Teacher: Now children, this is the nose. It is used for smelling amongst other things.

.....
"It's just an Object"

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:59 AM

KELAI

Oddly enough, it took me longer than usual to think one up...

TEACHER: You see, River? It's just an object, it doesn't mean what you think!

--
//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Friday, October 20, 2006 2:06 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

bumpage!!

Voting will be up tomorrow!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Friday, October 20, 2006 3:01 PM

CHOLLETT

As the teacher lunged at her, River discovered her new ability to freeze time, like that other guy in that other ensemble show.

OR

Teacher: "We're just trying to show them how."
LUNGE!
River: "AHHH!!! Wait, what? Why is everything stopped?"
(OS): "My name is Hiro Nakamura. I'm from the future. I have a message for you."

Sorry. Been watching Heroes a lot lately.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, October 21, 2006 12:27 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

B-B-B-B-BUMP!!!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, October 21, 2006 10:48 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

IT'S TIME TO VOTE!!

VOTE FOR 2!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=1012270&sparkKey=04f60f
7b7255c6dae61f4dde601ab36db0

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Saturday, October 21, 2006 7:21 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Bumpity-vote!

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 6:59 AM

WASHSYOUNGERSEXIERBR

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges

bumpesque

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sexier.younger.brother@hotmail.co.uk

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 4:46 PM

FLORALBUNNY

noodge -- right between the eyes

bun
~Bastards poked my turtle~

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Monday, October 23, 2006 5:34 AM

MSG

bonkety bump

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, October 23, 2006 4:56 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

winkwink-nudgenudge-bumpitybump

Next round up tomorrow!!!

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Monday, October 23, 2006 5:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY

bing bang bong
VOTE WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME

bun
you know you want to...

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006 5:37 PM

FLORALBUNNY

thump

bun
~Bastards bumped my turtle~

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