Who Here Masturbates?? by Calhoun

Come on! I know there are some wankers here.. I've read the posts.

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 6:46 PM

PHOENIXSHIP

I don't believe I've seen you post much around here, Calhoun... Am I wrong?

"Why're you arguin' what's already been decided?"
Mal to Jayne, "Jaynestown"

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 7:00 PM

Whoot!!!! A post about rubbing one out...LOL

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 7:02 PM

Quote:
Phoenixship wrote:
Sunday, October 22, 2006 18:46
I don't believe I've seen you post much around here, Calhoun... Am I wrong?

You are wrong

I'm all about bringing in the fun.

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 7:05 PM

LOL Kaneman..

I like your last blog entry..hehe

These Fraking Panties

We all have them. Ones that just don't stay were they should be. What is up with that? I need new ones. Should I just stay away from thongs? Maybe I'll just start wearing boxers. Although they probably won't be very flattering when it comes to my ass...But who gives a sh*t anyway, right?

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:00 PM

SINGATE

Wouldn't the better question be, who doesn't?

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:03 PM

SABRI3L

Even better question: Who cares?

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:32 PM

Quote:
Sabri3l wrote:
Sunday, October 22, 2006 20:03
Even better question: Who cares?

Ahh.. spoken like a true wanker.

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:40 PM

FINKYFUN

What kind of question is that? Everybody masturbates. By the way, who here breathes oxygen?

But now that I've read this thread, I guess I should...well...I'll be in my bunk :)

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:40 PM

FINKYFUN

sorry double post

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Sunday, October 22, 2006 9:06 PM

Quote:
Finkyfun wrote:
Sunday, October 22, 2006 20:40
What kind of question is that?

Well.. If you look closely at the original post you might see that the question is in fact intended as a slack jawed commentary on the posting in general that has been occurring on site. The title question merely accentuates the point.

Or quite possibly I am a nutter..

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Monday, October 23, 2006 12:11 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

I spend considerable time in my bunk.

I think the real question here is why wouldn't you? It's much cheaper than any of the crap that Pfizer is trying to force down your throat to make you feel shiny, and when you're all done, you can think for yourself again.

Love Thyself, young grasshoppa

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Monday, October 23, 2006 12:54 AM

ANNIE

And this has exactly what to do with Firefly/Serenity?
Inappropriate.

Sex and violence on the big screen, where it belongs.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 12:57 AM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Okay mommy. Don't you realize that by posting here and not simply ignoring the thread that you're just feeding into the childishness that is man?

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Monday, October 23, 2006 1:02 AM

BABYWITHTHEPOWER

Well, this topic really belonged in "Talk Story" and not where it's at, but there's no harm in it.

Fact of the matter is that the only people that don't are either unichs, comatose, dead, and/or have no hands. It's completely natural and nothign to be ashamed about. Hell, 90% of the people that do masturbate do it (at times) to calm there nerves rather than for any sort of sexual gratification. I'm sure you all know what endorphins are and the effects they have on the human brain. It's nothing to be offended about, and if you are, then you might have some growing up to do.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 2:00 AM

Well, that ain't true, some people actually have morals and have the ability to restrain themselves Im refering to people here... One would be me.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 2:40 AM

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Originally posted by atigdng:

Well, that ain't true, some people actually have morals and have the ability to restrain themselves Im refering to people here... One would be me.

You filthy liar, I have a suspicion your thumb is at least knuckle deep in your a*s at this very moment.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 3:18 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Calhoun:
Come on! I know there are some wankers her.

You're assuming all masturbation involves wanking.

Okay, couldn't resist. I tried, I tried!

*goes off to pretend to be ashamed of herself, but really is giggling herself silly*

http://www.bigdamnthankyou.com - show 'Versal your gratitude!

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Monday, October 23, 2006 3:58 AM

Sorry to disappoint.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 4:24 AM

SABRI3L

Ok you caught me

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats

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Monday, October 23, 2006 5:05 AM

"some people actually have morals"

I don't see how Calhoun's, blatantly obvious tongue in cheek, post's subject is immoral. An argument could be made that it's in the wrong area, but where is the fun in that? Cracked me up...just one guy's opinion.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 5:30 AM

... It is immoral to me though.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 5:40 AM

SABRI3L

Its all about peoples preferences, its not bad if you do, its not bad if you don't.

Knitter of Cunning Jayne Hats

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Monday, October 23, 2006 6:11 AM

GRAYFURY

Not me....Now close the damn door!!! Can't a guy get some privacy around here!?!

"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"

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Monday, October 23, 2006 6:17 AM

I direct my energies elsewhere.
'Cept when I watch Heart Of Gold.....

Go Mal Chrisisall

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Monday, October 23, 2006 6:38 AM

Oh come on chisisall,
I know your a sausage samurai.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 6:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
Oh come on chisisall,
I know your a sausage samurai.

HEEEEEYAH!

Chrisisall

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Monday, October 23, 2006 7:00 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Just ask Ceiling Cat....

(i know this has been around a few threads, but here it is almost appropriate

but always funny)

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Monday, October 23, 2006 7:13 AM

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Originally posted by pdcharles:
Just ask Ceiling Cat....

(i know this has been around a few threads, but here it is almost appropriate but always funny)

http://i64

*Mopping up the tears of laughter...*

OMGChrisisall

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Monday, October 23, 2006 7:18 AM

It isn't just about preferences it is also about right and wrong, it is about peoples beliefs.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 7:26 AM

TAKEMEFLYING

And just like opinions, everybody has different ones (beliefs that is), and everybody has the right to have their own. If you prefer to keep your hands over the sheets, that's dandy, but let the rest of us wiggle as we wish

Whoa. Good myth.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 7:31 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
OMGChrisisall

K... Done now.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 7:34 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

UHHH..
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*snif*Chrisisall

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Monday, October 23, 2006 7:40 AM

BABYWITHTHEPOWER

I can't believe no one's posted it yet:

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Monday, October 23, 2006 7:44 AM

Oh, this is insane...just...insane...

Glad I'm not at work Chrisisall

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Monday, October 23, 2006 8:52 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Do ya know the old joke from Brendan Behan's play Richard's Cork Leg?

First guy sez:" Kinsey shocked our parents by stating that 90 % of us masturbated in our youth."

Second guy sez: " I never-- "

First guy sez : " Well, you missed a damn fine thing."

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Monday, October 23, 2006 9:51 AM

STORYMARK

For my 2 cents, someone telling oters they're immoral over a natuarl thing, acting like it makes them somehow superior is simply verbal masturbation.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Monday, October 23, 2006 10:26 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by babywiththepower:
I can't believe no one's posted it yet:

Are there many other FARKers in FFF.net-Land?
*carefully avoids subject matter at hand. doh!*

Well now that the Ceiling Cat's out of the bag...

Quote:
Originally posted by Annie:
And this has exactly what to do with Firefly/Serenity?
Inappropriate.
Sex and violence on the big screen, where it belongs.

There was at least one mention of m

tion on Firefly (Mal to Saffron about his "Plow") and Kaylee (of all people!!) in the movie 'bout her batteries. And exactly how many "In my Bunks" were there?

As to whether it be a moral undertaking, each to his own. Stated otherwise: every man for himself...

"Well, here I am."

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Monday, October 23, 2006 10:38 AM

RAINSTICK

i don't really see the sense in having this discussion at all. no matter how many people masturbate or not for whatever reasons, masturbation, like religion, is a totally private matter. oops, maybe shouldn't have put those two in the same sentence. send the inquisition.
anyway, these cat pictures really made me laugh for minutes. great stuff. got even more endorphines out of that than, well... however, I feel uncomfortable that my cats ever watched me when I was, you know, in my bunk.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 10:44 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

If I get Calhoun right, the whole discussion is figurative, metaphorical, whatever-you-want-to-call-it. I believe it's a plea, a sad and weary plea, for more substance in our posts.

"Well, here I am."

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Monday, October 23, 2006 11:03 AM

i am not the one who said anything about being superior to anyone because of my beliefs... Think what you like it is your opinion/belief. Not my business.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 11:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
If I get Calhoun right, the whole discussion is figurative, metaphorical, whatever-you-want-to-call-it. I believe it's a plea, a sad and weary plea, for more substance in our posts.

"Well, here I am."

Correct!!!!! Hodgee(-1sp) would be proud.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 11:27 AM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Quote:
If I get Calhoun right, the whole discussion is figurative, metaphorical, whatever-you-want-to-call-it. I believe it's a plea, a sad and weary plea, for more substance in our posts.

If he feels this way then he should start some posts with the substance he feels this site needs.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/

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Monday, October 23, 2006 11:34 AM

RIO

I will back ATIGDNG in this. Masterbation is wrong, and immoral. Saying that it is good because everyone does it is just plain dumb. If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it also just to fit in?
I do not pretend to be any better than you. I was an avid masturbater for three years, and the only thing that stopped me my introduction to Firefly, no kidding. Masturbation is a degredation of both body and mind. I dont care if you do or do not but please lets keep this forum on apropriate subjects.

Thank You

So if I could I'd wish it all away, if I thought tomorrow would take you away.
You're my peace of mind, my home, my center.
Just trying to hold on one more day.
Dim my eyes
Dim my eyes
dim my eyes if they should compromise our fulcrum.
Want and need divide me then I might as well
be gone.
-Tool

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Monday, October 23, 2006 11:38 AM

RIO

sorry double Post

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Monday, October 23, 2006 11:48 AM

TRAVELER

This one reminds me of the time back in high school, wayyyyyyy back in highschool. It was after gym class and we were waiting for the bell to ring so we could dash to our next class. Everyone was quite and just standing there, and this guy says "You know hair grows on the palm of your hand when you masturbate." Well one guy raises his hand and looks. We all broke out laughing at the poor guy. I guess I will to that special place in hell for laughing at him.

But when I was in technical school, getting an education as a tool designer, we had a lot of veterans from Vietnam going there using the GI Bill to pay for their education.

Mentioning Vietnam should give you an idea how old I am.

One of these veterans was not shy about his sex life. He would raise his hand and say, "She never complains or lets me down." Then the other GI's would bark back that they didn't require to know about his sex life.

Actually back then, it was 1970, they stopped using the term "GI" and used the term "Grunt". This is from the sound Grunts made climbing up and down the hills or in and out the hundreds of streams that meander through Vietnam. They cared very heavy loads through the jungles, so climbing up a river bank was tough work. And the heat did not help much.

Sex, no matter what shape it comes in, is a personal thing. Would anybody discuss the sex life with their signifcant other?

Traveler

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Monday, October 23, 2006 2:28 PM

BABYWITHTHEPOWER

Quote:
Originally posted by Rio:
I will back ATIGDNG in this. Masterbation is wrong, and immoral. Saying that it is good because everyone does it is just plain dumb. If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it also just to fit in?
I do not pretend to be any better than you. I was an avid masturbater for three years, and the only thing that stopped me my introduction to Firefly, no kidding. Masturbation is a degredation of both body and mind. I dont care if you do or do not but please lets keep this forum on apropriate subjects.

Thank You

You're welcome, though I don't remember ever electing you as my mom/preist/etc. Nowhere in any of the religious upbringing I had did it ever come up that it is immoral. I'm not sure what kind of puritanical upbringing you had, but different strokes for different folks I guess (no pun intended). And as for throwing the lemming argument in our collective face, that was not only ignorant but very childish. This isn't second grade, so please don't talk down to us like we're children.

I also don't remember it being you decision as to what is appropriate or not on a public forum. Thanks for trying to censor us though.

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Monday, October 23, 2006 2:41 PM