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Originally posted by babywiththepower:
Well, this topic really belonged in "Talk Story" and not where it's at, but there's no harm in it.
...It's completely natural and nothign to be ashamed about...It's nothing to be offended about, and if you are, then you might have some growing up to do.

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Originally posted by atigdng:
Well, that ain't true, some people actually have morals and have the ability to restrain themselves Im refering to people here... One would be me.
... It is immoral to me though.
i am not the one who said anything about being superior to anyone because of my beliefs... Think what you like it is your opinion/belief. Not my business.

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Originally posted by Storymark:
For my 2 cents, someone telling oters they're immoral over a natuarl thing, acting like it makes them somehow superior is simply verbal masturbation.

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Originally posted by Rio:
I will back ATIGDNG in this. Masterbation is wrong, and immoral. Saying that it is good because everyone does it is just plain dumb. If everyone jumped off a cliff would you do it also just to fit in?
I do not pretend to be any better than you. I was an avid masturbater for three years, and the only thing that stopped me my introduction to Firefly, no kidding. Masturbation is a degredation of both body and mind. I dont care if you do or do not but please lets keep this forum on apropriate subjects.
Thank You

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Originally posted by Rio:
I apologize for my last post. But I will not take back what I said. I am 15 years old, and see first hand what masterbation does to my friends, and what it did to me. I do not wish to sound arrogant. I only feel that it is right to say the truth. Like I said I am 15, I had masturbated since I was around 12 or 13. I was diagnosed with severe clinical depression and realized why. So I quit, well I wish it was that easy, I relapsed a couple of times and every time I did I almost commited suicide because I felt that I had no control over myself. That is what masturbation does to you. It is an addiction like drugs, alchohol, or smoking. Why would you want your life to be controlled by this.

I dont think that I will be coming back. And I am sure that some of you will be glad of my leave. I always thought that the Browncoats were one cool bunch of people, but it is time for me to hang up my brown coat and stand up for my beliefs even if I stand alone.


I Bid the adieu.

"...Be what they want...and I'll just fade away..."

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:


Funny finding you here FMF.
teach ...teacher ..teach

Hey sorry about the post in the "Why" thread, uncalled for I guess. I got a couple private e-mails that stated so...I thought you would get the joke...sorry if I offended .......

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Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
No, Rio. Please don't go because of one thread. Browncoats are the best people around. I'm 46 and I've met LOTS of people. My old job caused me to meet thousands of people a year. More recently I meet fewer people but get to know them better. And there is no group like the one here. Most of them really care about each other. I would hate to see someone so young give up on this site because of one bad experience. If my response had something to do with that, I wish to extend my sincerest apology.

Please stay. You have Nothing to be sorry for.

"Well, here I am."

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Originally posted by kaneman:

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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:


Funny finding you here FMF.
teach ...teacher ..teach

Hey sorry about the post in the "Why" thread, uncalled for I guess. I got a couple private e-mails that stated so...I thought you would get the joke...sorry if I offended .......

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I actually found it amusing.


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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
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Originally posted by kaneman:
You filthy liar, I have a suspicion your thumb is at least knuckle deep in your a*s at this very moment.

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Originally posted by Calhoun:

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Finkyfun wrote:
Sunday, October 22, 2006 20:40
What kind of question is that?

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Well.. If you look closely at the original post you might see that the question is in fact intended as a slack jawed commentary on the posting in general that has been occurring on site. The title question merely accentuates the point.

Or quite possibly I am a nutter..

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JonnyQuest wrote:
Monday, October 23, 2006 10:44
If I get Calhoun right, the whole discussion is figurative, metaphorical, whatever-you-want-to-call-it. I believe it's a plea, a sad and weary plea, for more substance in our posts.

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Come on! I know there are some wankers here.. I've read the posts"

You have a resounding answer..There are many sausage Samurai and bush beaters here.........

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Originally posted by traveler:
Hello Rio:

If you feel you must leave for your own health than that is the important thing.

We discuss and disagree on this site on many topics.

But we are Browncoats. Your beliefs and your needs are the most important. I, for one, don't want you or anyone else to leave. Know I will understand your need to leave. Your well being is the important thing here. I have had my share of disagreements with some of the threads and posts that have been published on this site. And I know there are those who disagree with me at times. But I am not anyone's consience. Each of us has to decide our path in life. What is immoral to one person may not be to another.

Just know that I and I am sure all of us here do not want you to go.

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Originally posted by atigdng:
When will people start just voicing there oppinion... You guys are pretty harsh on Rio and me, He didn't ever say he was better or was looking down on anyone same with me, that it seems is just our beliefs are similar same as others heree think it is ok, just don't be so cruel to people who have those types of belief it wont help any.

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Originally posted by mink:
I personally have never masturbated because I've always gotten so much play that it never even occurred to me...

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kaneman wrote:
Monday, October 23, 2006 15:26
Rio, "I am 15 years old, and see first hand what masterbation does to my friends"

Read that post... read it again... again.......slowly...one more time.......I won't bother with this, I could spend all night on this.... I am dieing right now!

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Originally posted by zzetta13:
Has this been posted yet?

"Been a long time since anyone took a hold of my plow but me." Mal
wanking in space.....
Z
maybe JQ is right.We need some new questions.

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Originally posted by Adamwankenobi:
Well, you know the old saying. 98% of people do it. The other 2% lie about it.

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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:

I saw this particular quote and I really couldn't resist:

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Originally posted by mink:
I personally have never masturbated because I've always gotten so much play that it never even occurred to me...

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Ahhhhhh.... The true words of a closet masturbator. It's okay mink. We support your nasty habit, you freak you. I was a closet wanker before I even knew there was a word for it. I got a lot of action in high school and college, but it was never enough.

Sometimes I wanna hump this couch.... and sometimes I just wanna hump this lightpole.... or that tree....

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Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:

I saw this particular quote and I really couldn't resist:

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Originally posted by mink:
I personally have never masturbated because I've always gotten so much play that it never even occurred to me...

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Ahhhhhh.... The true words of a closet masturbator. It's okay mink. We support your nasty habit, you freak you. I was a closet wanker before I even knew there was a word for it. I got a lot of action in high school and college, but it was never enough.

Sometimes I wanna hump this couch.... and sometimes I just wanna hump this lightpole.... or that tree....

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singate wrote:
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 06:01


I've seen a lot of good euphemisms for the act. My personal favorite is 'roughing up the suspect'.

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pdcharles wrote:
Monday, October 23, 2006 07:00
Just ask Ceiling Cat....

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Originally posted by singate:
I've seen a lot of good euphemisms for the act. My personal favorite is 'roughing up the suspect'.

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Originally posted by Calhoun:

Come on! I know there are some wankers here.. I've read the posts.

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Originally posted by babywiththepower:
Well, this topic really belonged in "Talk Story" and not where it's at, but there's no harm in it.

Fact of the matter is that the only people that don't are either unichs, comatose, dead, and/or have no hands. It's completely natural and nothign to be ashamed about. *****Hell, 90% of the people that do masturbate do it (at times) to calm there nerves rather than for any sort of sexual gratification*****. I'm sure you all know what endorphins are and the effects they have on the human brain. It's nothing to be offended about, and if you are, then you might have some growing up to do.

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Title: Every Sperm Is Sacred
From: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Transcribed By: unknown


There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
there are Hindus and Mormons and then
there are those that follow Mohammed -but-
I've never been one of them.
I am a Roman Catholic
and have been since before I was born,
and the one thing they say about Catholics is
they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on, you're
a Catholic the moment dad came
...Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate. (2x)
Let the heathens spill theirs,
on the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted,
every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
spill theirs just anywhere
but God loves those who treat their
semen with more care.
(misc choruses)
Every sperm is useful,
every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's,
mine, and mine, and mine.
Let the pagans spill theirs
on mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
each sperm that's spilled in vain.
(misc. choruses and finale)

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River comes into the hallway, touching the walls as she goes, looking at her hands. She finds BOOK and JAYNE, also in mid- conversation. Jayne is cooking scallion cakes on the griddle. Book is at the table.

JAYNE
So, like... never?

BOOK
Well, no.

JAYNE
Not ever never?

BOOK
Some orders allow Shepherds to marry,
but I follow a narrower path.

JAYNE
But, I mean, you still got the urge,
right? They don't cut it off or
nothing...

BOOK
(smiles)
No, I'm more or less intact. I just
direct my energy elsewhere.

JAYNE
You mean like masterbatin'?

BOOK
I hope you're not thinking of taking
orders yourself...

JAYNE
That'll be the day.

During all this, River wanders unnoticed right between the two of them. She turns to look at Jayne, who looks back guiltily.

JAYNE (cont'd)
I got stupid. The money was too good.

She turns, looks at Book, who is in her face, fiercely angry.

BOOK
I don't give half a hump if you're
innocent or not! So where does that
put you?

JUMP CUT back to reality -- the men are laughing, Book still sitting, and River has walked between them unnoticed. She heads to the foredeck hall as the men continue:

JAYNE
It ain't impossible! Saint Jayne,
It's got a ring to it.

BOOK
I'm just trying to remember how many
miracles you've performed.

JAYNE
I once hit a guy in the neck at five
hundred yards with a bent scope,
don't that count upstairs?

BOOK
Oh, it'll be taken into
consideration...

JAYNE
Well you make that sound kinda
ominous...

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Compulsive masturbation, built on fantasy (and/or) pornography, is an espace from intimacy. A person who is a compulsive masturbator will be unable to experience genuine intimacy. Sex becomes a one-sided process of self-gratification. The addict would rather masturbate than take time to develop a relationship. Expecting marriage to eliminate the drive to masturbate, the addict soon finds that intimate sex is too much trouble and returns to the compulsion.

Everyone needs to be nurtured, to feel loved, to feel love toward another. But love is risky. Love holds the possibility of rejection or disappointment. The masturbator finds it easier to fall back on self-gratification. What seems to many like a harmless habit becomes a trap that blocks out others and forces the addict to suffer alone.

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"In the words of my Lord, who forgives us for being human 'animals':
"My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness." 2 Cor 12:9

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