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Male and Female Imponderables-Then he kissed me

POSTED BY: MSG
UPDATED: Thursday, November 2, 2006 07:18
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Thursday, November 2, 2006 3:54 AM

"No power in the 'verse can stop me!"

grins at Mavourneen... are you sure?? Actually - should I be worried, coz I'm checking this ladies' email (where I am house-sitting) and she seems to get 2 or 3 of them a day??? And since she's a lady and single ...???

I also forgot to mention - it wasn't me

- I wasn't supposed to be looking after that baby when the cat mysteriously managed to pour paint on it... I swear it officer...

Thank you for that giggle gorgeous MsG!!

Well - goodnight my lovely imponderers! I must go and get some beauty sleep or I will not be.. a.. ah...? Beauty?

See you all tomorrow! (I hope!) - Magda x x x

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 3:59 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Goodnight, Magda.

Also, I told my son what you said about the Galah cockatiels and he felt a little better. Thanks!

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 4:07 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
*snickers to herself that JQ got a Viagra email*

Truly, JQ - it wasn't me.

Do you realize in the last month alone, I must have gotten...(Let me do the math here. Nothin' into nothin'. Carry the nothin'...) 60-70 "offers" for the stuff? Only one of 'em had your singularly unique (repetitious redundancy allowed for the sake of emphasis) name on it? Ha, ha! (Just so you know, I get just as many offers to buy a Rolex watche, but I turn them down, too, because I don't need it!!)

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 4:38 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Don't feel bad, Jonny. I got an email a few weeks ago for a product that guaranteed to grow my penis.

*takes a peek down her skirt*

Well, as I didn't have a penis to begin with, I can't say I'm surprised the product didn't work!

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 4:39 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Are labels really necessary?

How else are we supposed to know if we're allergic?

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
*takes a peek down her skirt*

Great. The insults keep coming. Now you're giving away free peeks and don't invite me. I just don't know what I ever did to you for you to treat me like this.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 4:52 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Don't feel bad, Jonny. I got an email a few weeks ago for a product that guaranteed to grow my penis.

*takes a peek down her skirt*

Well, as I didn't have a penis to begin with, I can't say I'm surprised the product didn't work!

I'd get your money back if I were you, and next time find a more natural way of aquiring a penis.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 4:58 AM

MSG

OK LOL Jonny- Love the allergy label comment:)

NV- I'm glad you're taking the time to think through this, but don't flog it to death. You can overthink something and sometimes instinct is the best choice...go with what feels right:)

Magda- yeah right lady. we know you're in it with the cat:) HUGS and loves to my big sis. Hope you sleep really well and all:)

CMH- I think it's a melon:) If you think that one looks like Magneto...check this out

Ok made it to Thursday. Just have to survive this. Tomorrow is a teacher work day with no kids at school so we can get the grades in:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:03 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
Well, as I didn't have a penis to begin with, I can't say I'm surprised the product didn't work!

I'd get your money back if I were you, and next time find a more natural way of aquiring a penis.

Seems to me there a MR. Mavourneen lurking about somewhere...

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:11 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Real World intrusions for a few minutes. Ekornes in Norway trying to get clarification on an order.
Sorry, Bjorn. I don't know how to say "terracotta" in Norwegian!

Ok, back to a more interesting reality.

RIMG and JQ- Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. Naughty boys.

MsG- Our in service day was yesterday...but I don't know what kind of report card a kindergardener can get.

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:22 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisMoorhead:
And y'know, a lot of people have commented about how cats own their masters more than vice versa, but I don't see cats dressing their masters up like jackasses then pasting pictures up all over the internet.

Is it okay to reply to the same quote twice? Eh, I don't care. Don't know if you've seen the latest fad yet--I just found out about it last week or the week before--cat makeup/cat painting.

It was on Leno's headlines, too.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:23 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
RIMG and JQ- Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. Naughty boys.

I did think about it, and thought it was even a bit clever, to there.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:29 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
RIMG and JQ- Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. Naughty boys.

YOU started it!

Quote:
Originally posted by Mavourneen:
MsG- Our in service day was yesterday...but I don't know what kind of report card a kindergardener can get.

Mine always said "Cannot keep hands to himself". Go figure.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:31 AM

MSG

LOL Mavoureen- I think something along the lines of Coloring A+, singing songs A+, listening at story time A+

Jonny- Hey Lorena Bobbit certainly had some interesting ideas about acquiring male body parts... Mavoureen could always get one that way:)

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:35 AM

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Jonny- Hey Lorena Bobbit certainly had some interesting ideas about acquiring male body parts... Mavoureen could always get one that way:)

See, my mind, like Jonny's, was in a much much dirtier place when I made my comment.

~Jimi
jimi dot spettel at gmail dot com
Self-Proclaimed Grand Vizier of Georgia

- Animation by DesktopHippie

"Marijuana not only should be legal, it should be manditory." - Bill Hicks

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:37 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by msg:
Jonny- Hey Lorena Bobbit certainly had some interesting ideas about acquiring male body parts... Mavoureen could always get one that way:)

Um...from whom?

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:37 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Hmmmm...Lorena Bobbitt actually lives about 20 minutes from me in Northern Virginia ( Fairfax, maybe? )

Lol. My turn to be bad: I think I'll stick to RIMG's suggestion and just borrow one for a bit when needed.
edit: And thanks, no, I've got a willing volunteer already.

Why am I not surprised Jonny can't keep his hands to himself?

My tidbit's comments will be: smart, smart kid if he could only stop talking about Pokemon for 5 seconds!

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:42 AM

ZEEK

So all these cat pictures made me think that next halloween I should make my kitty a battle cat (He-man's cat) costume. Can't really think of a good way to craft such a costume though. Any ideas?

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 5:45 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by Zeek:
So all these cat pictures made me think that next halloween I should make my kitty a battle cat (He-man's cat) costume. Can't really think of a good way to craft such a costume though. Any ideas?

Sounds to me like the beginning of a new Imponderables thread...
(This one filled up quick!)

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 6:41 AM

RUGBUG

Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyQuest:
Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:
The only people I think have ever really impacted my beliefs or thought processes have been close friends...people that know me and care about me.

...But, what about us?
And here I thought you were an Atheist, quoting Shaw and all ("bless his heart" for those less Northerly)...

Ah, Johnny! I care about y'all. But you know what I meant, right?

***************
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 6:50 AM

MSG

And on that note....A NEW thread:)
Located here in sunny downtown This Land
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=25003

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 6:52 AM

JONNYQUEST

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?"

Quote:
Originally posted by RugBug:
Ah, Johnny! I care about y'all. But you know what I meant, right?

Yeahhhhhh,........*kicks toe into dirt and wiggles it around* I know.

"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"

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Thursday, November 2, 2006 7:18 AM

NVGHOSTRIDER

Another fine drisly morning to all. I love moist mornings.

So to clear things up JQ: Mindy is my bestest friend in the whole world. I've known her for over ten years. She lives in San Diego with her three kids and husband who is in the Navy. See folks, I don't have a bad opinion of all squids. Just douchebaggy ones.

Ms. Incoherant is someone I'd worked with and seemed to have a connection with but still unsure of what the hell was actually going on. Written off like a bad cell phone bill.

GND- Yes, Girl Next Door. I've known her on and off since her mom married our neighbor who I've known most of my life. He'd been related by marriage previously, but my aunt committed suicide after a few years. He'd been alone for a few years before GND's mother came along (she's a bit off her nut but she loves him and cares about everyone). So the dilemma is the age and friend thing. But I think thats pretty much off my mind as ther are more pressing issues I need to focus on.

Funny note: John Wayne Bobbit actually lived here in Fallon a few years back. I never met him, but from what I hear he was truly worthy of the penis chopping.

So, returning to the previous task. I really feel I do have feelings toward her. But she is young and has plenty of time and opportunity to find someone younger, better looking, and richer. The way I see it, if she is willing to try, than why not. I can wait as long as it takes as long as I have assurance that there is love in return. I too have passed on a lot and feel it was a greater mistake not to try.

I guess thats enough of my long windyness. I just feel a little chatty this morning. She's off to a rodeo this evening and I have a class Friday evening so I was unable to go with. Figured I'd take the afternoon off to attend a bank meeting and maybe spend some time with her before she goes.

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