CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #9! by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #9!

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Thursday, December 7, 2006 20:46
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Friday, December 1, 2006 3:57 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

River: That's not how you hold a gun.
Mal: Don't tell me what to god damn do!

OR

Mal: My cartridge fell out of my gun.
River: You should see a Doctor about that...
Simon(OS): Told you, I'm NOT DOING SLASH!

(thank you outtakes!)

OR

Mal: BWOO!
Inara: I thought it was "BWAH!"?
Mal: Oh yeah...

OR

Mal: They tell you never to hit a man with your pistol, but it is, on occasion, hi-larious. However, since you're not a man, this should be ruttin' gutbustingly riotous!

OR

(said simultaneously)
River: You're confused...
Mal: I'm confused.
River: ...and angry...
Mal: And angry.
River: ...and you're armed.
Mal: And I'm armed...
River: Stop what? *grin*
Mal: HEY! STOP THAT!

BWAH!

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Friday, December 1, 2006 12:20 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Almost looks like this could be a blooper....

Nathan: Noooo Touch-ing .... Noooo Touching. ....What's my line?

--or--

Mal: Ok River. I give you this nice shiny thing and you give me the keys to the ship. Ok?

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Friday, December 1, 2006 1:24 PM

RAINSTICK

Mal: Look, Summer, I don't care whether you think American Pie 2 was funny, but swapping the polish with some glue when a man is about to touch his gun is a recipe for unpleasantness.

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Friday, December 1, 2006 1:38 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Congrats Choo!

Mal: Now River... to finish off the recipe for unpleasantness... add just a dash of salt, a lil rosemary, and a nickel-plated hand gun. Heh Heh safety on, of course.

River: Of Course.

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Friday, December 1, 2006 6:58 PM

DRAGONWINE

Mal: Trust me.......I know what I'm doing!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Friday, December 1, 2006 8:44 PM

CHOO1701

Cheers pdcharles. These caption games are very addcitive

Mal: NO GUN FU!!!

and

Mal seriously didn't understand bullet time...

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TRAIN!!!

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Saturday, December 2, 2006 1:32 AM

DEBBIE

Mal: (singing Fruity Oaty Bar song, Than Talking real slow) River take this gun and...

River: Silly man, that only works in the movies.

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Saturday, December 2, 2006 9:36 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:

MAL: "This is not the gun you're looking for."
RIVER: No, silly, you're supposed to wave your hand WITHOUT the gun!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, December 2, 2006 10:13 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Not a hammer, got it?

Simon(in pain): Right. Hammers don't shoot you in the leg when you hit the nail.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

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Saturday, December 2, 2006 10:24 AM

GOMITHROUS

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Mal: I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next person that says Shenanigans!

Zoe (OS): Hmm..Jayne? What's the name of that restaurant you like with the mozzerella sticks and the goofy shit on the walls?

Jayne (OS): Shenanigans?

River: (Offering Mal a gun): Ohh hooh hoh!

Mal: Gimme that!

Lol. Supertroopers was an awesome movie.

Beware the Giant Sock-Eating Purple Llama!!!

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Sunday, December 3, 2006 7:23 PM

FLORALBUNNY

MAL: ...the small, concealable weapons go to
the far left of the place setting.
INARA: Finally got it right...

bun
~Bastards addicted my turtle~

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Monday, December 4, 2006 3:13 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Mal: Guns are fun. Juggling guns is not fun. Bad Wash!

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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Monday, December 4, 2006 4:15 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Mal: See, I can twirl my gun around, and it ends up in a perfect position to fire. Oooops!
Jayne (OS): What you plan, and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.

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Monday, December 4, 2006 4:21 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Mal: Oh this is my shiny pistol
it's silver and black and blue
And it just might have a bullet
that I'm carry'in for you

So doooooon't make mad
Oh don't make me mad
Or you'll end up really sad...

Oooouuutt the air-loooock!!

*the crowd goes wild*

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Monday, December 4, 2006 5:31 PM

BLUEEYEDBRIGADIER

Quote:
Originally posted by VerseExplorer:

Mal: See, I can twirl my gun around, and it ends up in a perfect position to fire. Oooops!
Jayne (OS): What you plan, and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.

Mal: River...now I only got one question for ya...

River: Yes, Captain Daddy?

Mal: How in the gorram hell did ya think you'd fire this?!? Even Jayne gets a sore wrist from this thing!

Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis

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Monday, December 4, 2006 6:33 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: It's VOOOOOOOOOTING TIME! :P

GO VOTE!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1019714

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, December 4, 2006 9:13 PM

CHOO1701

Vote Bump! also:

Inara (OS): Trust me, i've seen it. Its not that big....

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 5:15 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

If you haven't ^voted yet, there's still time!

also,

RIVER: You have a stick behind your back!
MAL: OH, soooo close. It's a gun. Sorry!
RIVER: Same thing to me, silly!
MAL: Oh yeah...

BWAH!

TCM

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 8:12 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Votey-bump

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 8:49 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Mal: You better vote, or I'll have to pull this trigger with my thumb.

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 9:01 PM

RHAEGARTARGARYEN

MAL: You can be "Dirty River"

MAL shakes his head slowly

MAL: Not "Dirty Harry."

(beat)

MAL: No playing with guns. Now go wash your feet. (to Jayne) Jayne?

JAYNE: Yeah, Mal?

MAL: If you were to hazard a guess, and I'm out on a limb here, where do you imagine she got this notion from?

JAYNE: She read my mind?

MAL: Orrr, maybe your gorram downloads from Mr. Universe are gett'n left about.

JAYNE: That's probably more like.

MAL: Ya think?

My signature...Rhae.

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006 10:23 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

When it came to explaining the birds and the bees, Mal was just plain crap at it...

Poll is closed. Yours was unbeatable. :) Congratulations!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, December 7, 2006 8:46 PM

CHOO1701

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:

When it came to explaining the birds and the bees, Mal was just plain crap at it...

Poll is closed. Yours was unbeatable. :) Congratulations!

nah, theres always better.

oh, and a shameless vote bump.

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