Frosting the Laundry OR the Random Euphemism Generator

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 8:55 AM

MAVOURNEEN

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism A few I've gotten today: Let's just say I had a lot to learn about widening the royal Welsh cactus. Shut the door! I'm huffing the trout! Instead, she spent the night alone, cramming the groovy groceries. Post your random Euphemism Here!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 9:33 AM

MILFORD

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:28 AM

BROWNIEGIRL

I couldn't resist: Shut the door! I'm beating the popstar! Like most guys his age, he wasn't above playing hide the porcelain puppy. (had to add the second one)

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:30 AM

MSG

Sadly my school blocked the site as obscene and tasteless so I'll have to wait until I get home:) "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:35 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:36 AM

MAVOURNEEN

They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them playing hide the batmobile. That's Bat-tastic!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:41 AM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

Here's the one I got .Thanks Mav, this is very funny. She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were warming up the otter's pop star. Bryce *******************************

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:51 AM

GLADIATOR32

"You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were punching the buttery eggplant." Wow, that's pretty nasty... ------------------------------- www.myspace.com/32dan32

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 11:03 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 11:06 AM

HOBBLEIT

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 1:51 PM

SWEETSERENDIPITY

Oh no! This is what I got. Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been burning the captain. Deb http://serendipityagain.com/

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 1:58 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 3:07 PM

NICODEMUS

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 3:48 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 3:55 PM

YINYANG You were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.

"In fifty years, would people of our age still call it harvesting the salty elves?" "I couldn't believe my best friend was actually munching the pope's flying goodness." Again, "This unique and colorful custom is referred to as transmitting the raccoon." I think I'm done for... forever. --- Forsaken Lurker (at least when it comes to the RWED) http://www.wunschliste.de/index.pl?vote&r=09 - Vote Firefly (but only once a week, so they all count)! (by Kelai)

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:46 PM

DEEPGIRL187

Too funny. Here's mine: "She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were hammering the dowel." ************************************************* "So long and goodnight."

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:57 PM

MARINA

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 6:31 PM

FUTUREMRSFILLION

Every morning, he woke up normalizing the big bus. The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon smothering the sloppy pocket longshoreman. ---- Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn! "We don't fear the reaper" FORSAKEN original

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 6:51 PM

JADEHAND

Appropriate: " He normally shut his eyes while flogging the area." odd: " They found him naked in the alley behind the bar, conjuring the lucky poetic alien." " Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been corrupting the biscuits." Dear Buddha: " Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend. charging the Buddha!" "All these years Truth In front of my eyes While I denied What my heart knows was right." Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 10:49 PM

SHAMELESS

Wednesday, December 13, 2006 11:09 PM

BABYWITHTHEPOWER

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were cleaning the pope's yam. And Hey! Who's been cramming the technicolor pop star?! And of course They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them double-parking the purple wax sausage. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'll be in my bunk. XO of the 76th Battalion http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html http://www.myspace.com/babywiththepower

Thursday, December 14, 2006 5:24 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Following a yucky morning, I feel the need to get a randomly generated euphemism. This unique and colorful custom is referred to as frosting the big proverbial marbles. *faith in mankind & the Internet...restored*

Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:37 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

These are my results: * You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were running down the four-legged god. * You should have seen him playing spin the wee trout. -------------------------------- [IMG] [/IMG]

Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:37 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

These are my results: * You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were running down the four-legged god. * You should have seen him playing spin the wee trout. -------------------------------- [IMG] [/IMG]

Thursday, December 14, 2006 6:37 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Gah.. Double post.. Move along.. Nothing to see here..

Friday, December 15, 2006 10:12 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Meh, I'm bored. - 45 minutes left before the weekend is here. Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been burping the perpetual pocket robot.