THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #53 by CunningOrangeToque

Tickle fight. First to laugh, loses. Each, with exacting skill, had found the armpit nerve cluster of the other. It was only a matter of time...

PS: Grats, Citizen. And...I just realized I stole VE's idea without even realizing I was doing it. Back to the drawing board.

My signature...Rhae.

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Monday, December 11, 2006 8:57 PM

OPERATIVE: It's the...K-Pax-

MAL: -unhand me!

OPERATIVE: -induced flatulence

A troublesome noise.

MAL: What was that?!

OPERATIVE: (Grunt)

MAL: Eww!

My signature...Rhae.

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Monday, December 11, 2006 10:18 PM

Congrats Citizen. Nice take on Bohemian Raphosdy there :bigggrin:

Mal: Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Operative: THAT WASN'T FUNNY THE FIRST TIME!!!

or

Mal: Got ya nose

or

Mal: and now with your defeat i'll broadcast your embarrasing home video tapes to all the 'verse.

Operative: NOOOOOOOO!!!

and

it was at that piont the operative released he was in a slash fan fiction...

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TRAIN!!!

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Monday, December 11, 2006 10:29 PM

congrats, citizen!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OPERATIVE: Are you going to give me those
suspenders or am I going to have to take
them from you?

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Monday, December 11, 2006 10:34 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Where'd ya get those shiny suspenders?

Edit: Gorram it! Floral beat me while I was loggin in and being bogged down.

Nice job Floral with your post 5 mintues before mine.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 1:08 AM

MISSTRESSAHARA

OPERATIVE: Say it.SAY IT!

MAL: I sometimes wear Kinky boots.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 1:40 AM

CANTER

Quote:

Mal: "Ha ha ha! You're such an idiot! You can't vamp here! Wrong Whedonverse!"

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 2:00 AM

DEBBIE

Quote:
Originally posted by Canter:
Quote:

Mal: "Ha ha ha! You're such an idiot! You can't vamp here! Wrong Whedonverse!"

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Mal: Swing your partner 'round and 'round, slap em in the face now promenade.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 5:56 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Canter:
Quote:

Mal: "Ha ha ha! You're such an idiot! You can't vamp here! Wrong Whedonverse!"

(okay, that one gets my vote!)

Op: Give...me...the...gorram...apple!
Mal: No Power in the 'Verse can stop me!

OR

Op: I said you're not a Reaver, Mal.
Mal: GRRAARGRGHAAARGGG!
Op: Or, we could fight more...

OR

Op: That's my fruity oaty bar, now give it!
*Mal shoves it in his mouth*
Mal: Chomp chomp chomp! HA!
Op: gasp!

OR

Op: Now there's the smile made of sunshine!
Mal: I told you, I am NOT being your personal companion!

OR

Op: Who is writing this slash fic anyway?
Mal: I dunnno, but I hope they figure out soon that my liver is NOT an erogenous zone!

Excuse me while I go wash myself off after thos e last two entries...they make me feel so...dirty!

BWAH!

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:43 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Announcer (os) Verse Extreme Wrestling presents a no holds barred no rules enforced grudge match. Only on Pay Per View.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 7:05 AM

DIETCOKE

How do I get the picture in my response?

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 7:14 AM

DAVESHAYNE

Quote:
Originally posted by dietcoke:
How do I get the picture in my response?

Copy the url for the picture from the first post (or from wherever it's hosted if you want to add a different picture.) No need for HTML formating just paste it into place in your response..

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 7:54 AM

SICKDUDE

*music playing*
Mal: I'm leading, you big oaf!
Operative: I am leading, in point of fact.

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 10:56 AM

SAB39

River (OS): One of you is going to fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up!

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 11:42 AM

NECROSCAPE

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As the staring contest grew increasingly intense, Mal turned to his patented squinty eye technique as the Operative suffered.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 11:47 AM

MSG

Quote:

Joss was forced to turn the hoses on Nathan and Chiwetel when the tickle fight he had scripted moved into "intimate" territory.

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 12:51 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Canter and SAB39's were priceless

*something falls into generator*

Operative: NOOOOOOO! My wobbly-headed doll!

Mal: Easy there, Op, easy!

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 4:26 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

*Grabbing Mal below the belt*
Operative: Have you moved any nerve clusters down here?

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 4:36 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Op: You can't stop me!
Mal: I'm prepared for every contingency!
Op: Yeah?
Mal: Except...breaking my heart...
Op: Oh.

(What in the 9 special hells am I still doing slash for?!?!?)
OR

Op: I call this "Monkey grapples goat" technique.
Mal: I call it "Get your hand off my ass so I can kick yours" technique...

(ahhh...much better!)
OR

Op: Now you will die!
Mal: Go se! I think I just browncoated my tightpants!

OR

Mal: Your sword is in my guts!
Op: Yeah? Well your guts are on my sword!

BWAH!

TCM

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 5:27 PM

KELAI

MAL: Dude, keep your gorram hormones under control!

--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 6:07 PM

ADMIRAL

Operative: Mal, don't jump!

or

Operative: You can't challenge me to a round of shots and then chicken out!

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 8:42 PM

CHOLLETT

Mal: "MY NAME IS MALCOLM REYNOLDS! YOU KILLED MY PILOT! PREPARE TO DIE!!!"
Op: "STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!"

OR

Book (OS): "You, sirs, are newlyweds."
Op: "NOOOOO!!!"
Mal: "HA! Don't worry, I'm Canadian, it's all legal there!"

note: comment made with neutral view in mind on the matter. dont want anyone offended either way they see it.....

OR

Mal: "I got your arm! I got your arm!"
Op: "Cut it out! MOOOOMMMM!!!!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 8:51 PM

MAL: if i had my slayer powers back, i'd be punning right now.

(i love that Buffy line! )

or

Operative: stop winning the "Captain Tightpants Caption Competition"!!
Mal: What? its in my blood...

and

Operative: WHERES! MY! TWINKY!!!!
Mal: hehehe ... double meaning ...

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TRAIN!!!

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 9:26 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by sab39:

River (OS): One of you is going to fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up!

Ha! Good one! :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006 9:54 PM

MAL: No power in the 'Verse can stop me.
JOSS (OS): Cut!
MAL: Okay, maybe *THAT* power.
OP: So stop already...

or

JAYNE (OS): I'll be in my bunk.

or

By the 26th Century, chiropractic technique
had evolved to the point where an observer
might not be able to tell practitioner from
patient.

bun
~Bastards addicted my turtle to captioning~

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:47 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

As Inara walks in:

MAL: No, nuh-nuh-nothing happened. No, there was, uh, there was some drinking, but, uh, we, no we certainly didn't. No, I would never! Not with the Operative.
OPERATIVE: What do you mean, not with me?

Or:

Despite the small discomfort of having a set of cables stuck into the back of his head, Mal was really digging Wash's virtual training program:

MAL: "I know Kung Fu!"
OPERATIVE: Show me.

Enter Jayne.

JAYNE: Hey! What do you two think you're doing? Fightin' at a time like this... You'll use up all the air!
OPERATIVE: You think that's real air you're breathing?

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 3:38 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Nice Citizen...

Op: Join ME Captain! *Grunt* We CAN change these worlds. *Grunt* Spit in the face of our enemies... *Grunt*

Mal: Could we start... *grunt* with Mouthwash?!?

OR

Op: Where are you hiding, little girl?

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:09 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Op: Must...have....Fruity Oaty Bars!

Mal: MIIIIIINE!!!!

OR:

Op: Oh my God, is that the new Cherel necklace!

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:14 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(MaL) "Thats not how you do the Vulcan NErve pinch"

(Operative) "There's no such thing"

(Mal) "Got you to pause so I can kick you in the nads"

(Op) "Wha???"

*WHAM*

(Op) "Ow"

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:20 PM

In a classic misunderstanding, the Operative asked Mal for a mixed drink, but the Captain thought he was being challenged to a duel using small tools.

or

MAL: Weren't you supposd to "sidle up and smile?"

or

Mal wouldn't mind seeing Inara with the incense about now.

or

MAL: You fog things up ... you spin me about. I
wish like hell you was elsewhere.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 4:40 PM

MAZAEN

The tension has been building between the two for a long time but finally they decide that they are both equally pretty.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 6:18 PM

OPERATIVE: I can't quit you!

MAL: Well, try, gorram it.

My signature...Rhae.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 8:46 PM

Mal: have i ever told you that your eyes are very shiny and cute?

and

Mal: yep....your so not getting in Serenity 2: Curse of the Space Monkeys...

or

Mal: savvy....
Jack Sparrow (os): OI!!! Thats my line!!!

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006 9:13 PM

This pair expected high marks for their
paso doble, but the judges disallowed some
of the more dramatic moves.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 12:50 AM

CITIZEN

Commentator (upper class English accent):
Welcome back to the interplanetary Gurning championships and this is a face-off of titanic proportions! Not since the match of 02 between Michael "The Face" Mckanny and Ho-Chop-Meinn have we seen two contestants manipulate their faces with quite this vigour!

Thanks for the voting. Just cause I can, here's the whole song:
Is this the real life-
Is this drug induced fantasy-
Caught in an academy-
Must escape to reality-
Open your eyes-
They can't take away the skies you see-
I'm just a rich girl, I need some sympathy
Because I'm crazy now, crazy yo,
A lotta high, little low,
Anywhere the bluehand goes, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Mal, just killed a man,
Pulled a gun, pointed at his head,
Pulled the trigger, now he's dead,
Mal, the job had just been done,
But now you've gone and given it all away-
Mal ooo,
Didn't mean to make you mad-
If I'm sucked out this airlock by tomorrow-
Don't tell 'em what I done, what I done, as if it really matters-

Too late, my time has come,
A pole is sticking through my spine-
Reavers screaming all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta stay behind and face the truth-
Mal ooo-
I don't want to explode,
I wish you let me bring grenades an' all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Crazy Me, Crazy Me will you do the Fandango?
Reaver bolts and fighting, very very frightening me!
Mingo, Fanty
Mingo, Fanty
Mingo, Fanty-magnifico-
But I'm just a crazy girl they're all out to get me-
She's just a crazy girl from a rich family-
Spare her this life from this Academy-
Easy come easy go – will you let me go-
Bluehands! No, we will not let you go- Let her go-
Bluehands! We will not let you go- Let her go
Bluehands! We will not let you go- Let her go
We will not let you go- Let me go
We will not let you go- Let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Academia, academia, academia let me go-
Blue-Sun what has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can stone me and stick needles in my eye-
So you think you can drug me and leave me to die-
Oh Bluey-cant do this to me bluey-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Anywhere the bluehand goes....

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 3:20 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

OPERATIVE: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
MAL: No power in the 'verse can stop me!
OPERATIVE: You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 10:58 AM

OPERATIVE: I didn't kill Santa Claus!

MAL: Liar. You smell like reindeer!

Santa Claus Cause meets Anti-Cause Santa Clause Cause

***
Yes, I am a shameless, crossposting, untrained Companion.

:)

My signature...Rhae.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 11:45 AM

of course the Operative's attempts at hulking out were preatty useless....

and

Mal: Careful, don't wanna sit on that Emmy Award. Quite sharp and pionty!

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 4:17 PM

SAB39

Hey COT, I'm curious, how do you pick which captions go to voting? Sometimes the one that I want to vote for most isn't there, so lately if there's one I really love I try to reply saying how great it is to improve the chances of it being noticed. But in this thread there are more great captions than Serenity has pulse beacons and I'd feel silly posting a whole list of "that's awesome... so's that... so's that". How in the 'Verse will you pick them without some all-too-worthy contenders getting left out?

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Thursday, December 14, 2006 4:28 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Operative: NO! The lovebot is MINE!!!

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Friday, December 15, 2006 7:43 PM

Bumping as bait for the creative.

MAL & OP duet: You don't bring me flowers anymore.

bun
~Bastards nudged my turtle~

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Friday, December 15, 2006 8:34 PM

Mal: i should warn you, i do scream like a pig when i get excited....

and

Operative: DON'T. CHIP. THE. TEETH!!!!!

and

Mal: can we try swords? I'm good with swords....

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Friday, December 15, 2006 8:59 PM

VERSEEXPLORER

Operative: Don't you ever call me a Cry Baby again!

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 12:23 PM

KELAI

Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
Operative: NO! The lovebot is MINE!!!

I like that one.

--

//breathe today So many lies s w i r l i n g
All A R O U N D You
you're S U F F O C A T I N G
the e m p t y shape in Y O U
s t e a l s your b r e a t h

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 5:24 PM

MAL: I didn't think you'd come for me.
OP: Well, you're a dummy.

or

NATHAN: Okay. Swap time. Now *you* be the fan and
*I'll* try to get past you without getting my
green apples grabbed.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~~~Why's the rum gone?~~~
~~~Who is Bill Pardy?~~~
~`~`~`SLiTHER ~ DVD`~`~`~

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 5:44 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

The Queen song made me laugh so hard...

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Monday, December 18, 2006 3:28 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Hello everyone!

Hope all has been well as we get into the holiday rush. Just had a 3-day city-wide ppower outage here due to winds and rain, so it is great to have internet access again, as well as the heater being all working again...o voting will be up tomorrow!

And SAB39, you wih to know how the captions get chosen? I shall try to explain the intricate process: during the week, or however long the round goes i look at the captions posted and see which ones make the 'ol grav-thrusters shake. I also try and take into account the responses of others to try and get the best ones into voting. A lot of the time i laugh at the same captions as everyone else, which makes voting easy, but if there are some that i laugh at while nobody else posts that they do, i try to pick the ones that i think will have the best reponses.

I hope that helps. I tend to drawl...^_^

-Noel (aka. COT)

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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