Other sources of fake swears? by WildHeavenFarm

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Other sources of fake swears?

POSTED BY: WILDHEAVENFARM
UPDATED: Wednesday, February 18, 2004 17:35
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Monday, February 16, 2004 12:05 PM

I'm sure there's a passle of us out there causing raised eyebrows by using words like 'gorram' around non-Firefly folk. I startled a good friend yesterday when I cried out "Je shu shi ma lan dong xie?!" Of course, I'm also not above using swear words from Pirates of Darkwater (noi j'tat!) and ....damn, I always forget the third show that I get my fake/obscure cuss words from. Little help? Where do you all get your non-English swear words, safe for use in front of the uninitiated? Make sure you list your favorite cusses.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Monday, February 16, 2004 12:16 PM

3OF19

Japanese works wonders.

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Monday, February 16, 2004 12:41 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Dragonball Z, that was the other one! (I always forget one off of any kind of list.) I'm given to refer to person or yell expletively "Son of a Namec!"

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Monday, February 16, 2004 1:25 PM

ZAPHODB

Farscape's a good source.

Industrial Looniee & Madness - http://www3.telus.net/vchrusch

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Monday, February 16, 2004 1:48 PM

KALATHENA

You mean made-up words or actual cussing from other languages? Here my favorite "made up" phrase is "Farguing bastiges" from THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY.

--Kala

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Monday, February 16, 2004 3:22 PM

SERENITYNOW

Don't forget the old classic: "fewmets" from A Wrinkle in Time.

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Monday, February 16, 2004 3:26 PM

LODRIL

Quote:
Originally posted by WildHeavenFarm:
I'm also not above using swear words from Pirates of Darkwater (noi j'tat!)

It is a thing of no small comfort to me to hear that someone else out there in the world says noi j'tat. :)

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Monday, February 16, 2004 3:37 PM

SUCCATASH

To learn new fake swear words, you should come visit Salt Lake City, Utah and eavesdrop on Mormon construction workers.

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Monday, February 16, 2004 4:18 PM

APEMAN61

Y a-t-il Quelque chose Plus mauvais Qu'Un Français ?

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Monday, February 16, 2004 4:52 PM

BLINKER

Three words: "Red Dwarf." Smeg.

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Monday, February 16, 2004 5:49 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

It's not exactly swearing, in fact it's not swearing at all, but there used to be an animated Peter Pan series. Tim Curry did the voice of Captian Hook. When Captian Hook was PO'd (which was virtually all the time), he used to really lay into the crew. He'd never curse (that would be bad form)but he would utter these poetic stream of consciousness diatribes that were amazing. I can't remember any exact quotes but they'd come off like :

... "Robert Mullins, you bumbling son of a Brooklyn broomhandler. Have you gone stark, round the bend, raving mad?"

It used to just crack me up.

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Monday, February 16, 2004 5:59 PM

KINGOFKOINS

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Originally posted by 3of19:
Japanese works wonders.

Damn straight.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 3:53 AM

DRAKON

Ummm... I find myself using Frack and Belgacarb on occasion. And Frelling.

"Wash, where is my damn spaceship?"

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 4:00 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Quote:
Originally posted by Lodril:
Quote:
Originally posted by WildHeavenFarm:
I'm also not above using swear words from Pirates of Darkwater (noi j'tat!)

It is a thing of no small comfort to me to hear that someone else out there in the world says noi j'tat. :)

And here I thought I was the only one that remembered that show and used "noi j'tat". LOL

I use Firefly as my main source of swearing creatively, and have been studying the Chinese swearing from the show to add to my list.

I also use "frack" from the original Battlestar Galactica.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 4:09 AM

DRAKON

Quote:
Originally posted by Blinker:
Three words: "Red Dwarf." Smeg.

I though smeg was a real word.

"Wash, where is my damn spaceship?"

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 6:03 AM

SERENITYNOW

Does anyone remember the Hitchiker's Guide swear word? It's on the tip of my tongue...didn't it begin with an "f", too?

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 6:30 AM

BLINKER

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I though smeg was a real word.

Well, there is "smegma" ( http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=smegma). Controversy rages over whether the creators were aware of it when they came up with "smeg."

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 6:56 AM

SERENITYNOW

Oh--what about the Star Wars curse words? I seem to remember "pudu" being a prominent one. Are there any others? (Let's not bring up Klingon.)

(Oops. Apart from me just mentioning it.)

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 2:02 PM

ANKHAGOGO

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityNow:
Does anyone remember the Hitchiker's Guide swear word? It's on the tip of my tongue...didn't it begin with an "f", too?

I think it's something like "zarking fardwarks", but I can't find my books right now to confirm that.

My favourite swears aren't so much fake as they are old-fashioned. I used to use "Great balls of fire!" when I worked at a daycare and obviously couldn't use anything else. The kids thought it was hysterical.

The one I'm using most recently is "Son of a building block!" which is from Toy Story, and I suspect it's a Whedon line, though I have nothing with which to back that up.

"But she was naked! And all...articulate!"

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 2:40 PM

DRALIONSOLEIL

was "scoot panga" also from pirates of darkwater? i used to say that, but i don't remember what it's from.
from hitchhiker's guide, when zaphod is falling from the ear, "Belgium man!! Belgium!"

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 2:50 PM

APEMAN61

Well The way i figure it if you're going to swear go for the gold....so i would say just say shit, bitch, cock, balls, etc.

Y a-t-il Quelque chose Plus mauvais Qu'Un Français ?

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 3:04 PM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by Succatash:

To learn new fake swear words, you should come visit Salt Lake City, Utah and eavesdrop on Mormon construction workers.

Yeah, my Mormon high school friend used to always say "Frick." I was always trying to trip him up and get him to swear, but he never did...

RIVER
Purple elephants are flying.
MAL
Good. Thanks for the update.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 3:39 PM

DECKROID

I dont think swearing in Chinese is fake... its real swear words, just not in English.

I often find myself saying things at work in Chinese now. So, instead of biting my tounge, I am telling the Boss Man and all my coworkers what I really think of their ideas.

The only 'fake' thing that has kept into my vocab is Shiny, and agian, not all that fake.

I call her "Vera"

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Tuesday, February 17, 2004 3:50 PM

SERENITYNOW

Totally. We used to say "shiny" in high school.

As for foreign languages--I did some scholarly-esque research on that actually. My favorite so far is (of course) French--swearing is something like an art form there, and the smuttiest stuff I've ever heard.

The best is: va te fais voir chez les greques.

Which means: Go show yourself to the Greeks.

Very deep. :)

Incidentally, the Chinese word for "cunt" is "bi" in the 1st tone. I once asked a friend for her pen ("bi" in the 3rd tone)...with the wrong tone. Not a smart move.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2004 5:35 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

There's always Muttley (from Catch that Pigeon and The Wacky Racers everytime him and Dasterdly wrecked he'd start muttering...

.... russin', frussin', cussin'...

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