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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #11

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Friday, December 15, 2006 12:15 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

One walks into the house of Eleven eleven times but always comes out One. Huh? Okay, so River makes more sense than Caption Tightpants, but which is more fun? Wait. Forget I asked! On with round 11!

Here is last week's winner Rhae...Rheera...RartyMcMarty...ugh! Just read the banner! LOL! [oh, and yeah, I cast a tie-breaker this week, and that's All Gojiro's Fault(tm)]

And now for something completely...ummm...the same 'cept different? (ps the HAIR is covered, okay!)

NATHAN*thinking*: Goddam...he just goes on and on and on...helloooo! Joss! I know how to act...I'm an actor!...and what's with the Doctor clothes...and why do I feel groggy sud--sud--szzzz...*kerthud*
JOSS: Okay, crew! Release the lemurs!

Certainly that prove funnier to anyone who has been to an SOB (Southern Ohio Browncoat) Shindig, but I'm sure your imaginations will do it justice, especially since you are about to come up with funnier stuff!

Caption ON!

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, December 15, 2006 12:47 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

edit: congrats there R............N

Dr: ...and consequently, you're just gonna have to stop flashing your tightpants from here to the rim.
Mal: (thinkin') Gorramit, Nandi!!!

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Friday, December 15, 2006 12:55 PM

DEBBIE

Mal:(Thinking) I think I'm gonna spew

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Friday, December 15, 2006 1:11 PM

DAVESHAYNE

Mal: No, I'm grateful for the free physical - moneys been awfull tight lately - but I was kinda hoping you could do the rectal exam somewhere a bit more private.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Friday, December 15, 2006 1:51 PM

STINKINGROSE

You know, with that suit he really should have gone with the blue surgery cap. He makes how much a year and he still can't dress himself?

..and now I can't get down.

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Friday, December 15, 2006 2:19 PM

SAB39

Mal: You got the lights... from the console... keep you... lift you up... they shine like... little angels!
*THUD*
Dr: Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

OR

Mal: Son of a...
*THUD*
Jayne (OS): That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

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Friday, December 15, 2006 3:07 PM

CITIZEN

Mal: Okay, you win, they do do breast implants on Men.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Friday, December 15, 2006 5:00 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Go, Rhae, go. 'Grats!
(A Mal a day keeps the doctor away)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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TCM writes in part:
JOSS: Okay, crew! Release the lemurs!
Certainly that prove funnier to anyone who has been to an SOB (Southern Ohio Browncoat) Shindig,
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No, TCM, it's okay. Most of the rest of us know how Southern Ohioans pronounce "llamas."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

now I can't remember my caption

ETA NOW I DO (not sure it's worth it)

MAL: It's grotesque! Oh, and I've done something in a jar...

bun, multitasking but poorly
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Friday, December 15, 2006 5:33 PM

ASARIAN

DOC: But, erm, I'm a surgeon!
MAL: Could be that's true. But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, December 15, 2006 5:39 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal (confused): "What is an Amish woman doing on my spaceship?"

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Friday, December 15, 2006 5:47 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(MaL) "I'm sooooooooooooooo baked"

****************

(Mal) "Tell me again why do you need to do a cavity search"

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Friday, December 15, 2006 5:51 PM

ASARIAN

Or,

MAL: A man walks down the street in that cap, people know he's not afraid of anything.

Or,

MAL: I want a lot of medical jargon thrown at me, I'll talk to a doctor.
DOC: You are talking to a doctor!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, December 15, 2006 7:32 PM

FLORALBUNNY

LOL, asarian!!

MAL: I'll be in your bunk

or

MAL: Could be worse. Could be trying to learn these lines in Mayan.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Friday, December 15, 2006 8:21 PM

MAZAEN

NURSE: What are you up to?

MAL oh...mischief and crime so if you let me I'll be on my way.

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Friday, December 15, 2006 8:24 PM

CHOO1701

The drugs didn't work, but all this docotor talk really helped Mal get to sleep. At the worst possible time.

and

Doc: no i havn't heard of Slither now go away and leave me in peace
Nathan: :(

and

Mal: i can kill you with my brain
Doc: no you can't
Mal: well.....er....i can still try!!!

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Friday, December 15, 2006 9:02 PM

FLORALBUNNY

DOC: Good night, sweetie.

or

DOC: Take two and call me in the morning.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~

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Friday, December 15, 2006 9:09 PM

ASARIAN

A pun of a pun. You oughta get extra credit for that. :)

Yes, grotesque, but funny nontheless, and cleverly thought out. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Friday, December 15, 2006 9:31 PM

ASARIAN

I know, it's a mite too long, but I thought it was funny anyway. :)

"Good-day, Little White Riding Hood," said he.
"Thank you kindly, Sir."
"Whither away so early, Little White Riding Hood?"
"To my grandmother's."
"What have you got in your apron?"
"They call it Mudder's Milk. Got all the vitamins, proteins, and carbs of your Grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen-percent alcohol."
"Where does your grandmother live, Little White Riding Hood?"
"A good quarter of a league farther on in the woods."
"Hmm, you're lost in the woods. We all are. Only difference is, I like it that way," grinned he.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 3:55 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Mal longed for the days of thievin’ and adventure.

Dr: You WILL clean up that vomit!

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 4:20 AM

THEREALME

It wasn't that Mal minded his new job delivering pizzas for Dominos. But he got annoyed every time Jayne called in a prank order that sent him to the mall with an anchovie pizza.

P.S. Hey, TCM! If the SOBs are still holding a shindig on New Years Eve Eve, I may be able to attend!

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 6:06 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hey, TRM! We are and we would love to have you there! It's gonna be at Momma Cobb's which ain't too too far from the other TCM (Tri County Mall)!

now, back to the game...

Mal was less than enthusiastic when it came to reinflating Otto the Autopilot...
but at least this model had the nozzle on the breast...

BWAH!

TCM

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 2:52 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: "You want to talk to my supervisor, well I am the supervisor."

-- or--

Mal wasn't so much concerned about the Doctor's tirade as he was wondering what he just backed into.

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 4:01 PM

FLORALBUNNY

I'll follow Khayyam:
Ah, take the cash and let the credit go...
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MAL: Is that a defibrillator or are you very, very happy to see me?

or

MAL: That's a white hat -- aren't you supposed
to be a good guy?

bun
~Bastards paddled my turtle~

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 5:20 PM

MAZAEN

Mal was a bit worried about falling unconscious when when a religious person started preaching from the really good bible.

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 5:34 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Mal: The Alliance wanted to show me reason they should'na sent a guy in a wimple.

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 6:20 PM

FLORALBUNNY

NATHAN: You want me to write *what* on your *where?*
Well, for starters, you're in the photograph line, okay?

bun
~Bastards signed my turtle~
~~~~Why's the rum gone?~~~~
~`~`~`SLiTHER is on DVD`~`~`~

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 9:26 PM

CHOO1701

After the other actor kept screwing up his lines so many times Nathan got very bored and decided at that piont to nipple cripple him.

and

Unfortunatly the Hands of Blue stick only made Mal sleepy...

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TRAIN!!!

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 9:32 PM

DEBB

You guys crack me up! I need to remember not to read this stuff when I am drinking Vodka and Coke. It really hurts when it comes out your nose!

Debb

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Saturday, December 16, 2006 9:48 PM

ASARIAN

MAL: I have to say, Doc, I'm impressed that you would come for me yourself. And that you would make it this far, in that outfit.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 6:10 AM

GRAYALBATROSS

Mal: Oh no, we've been caught Must...meditate...levitate...out...can't...sentence...properly...

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 5:45 PM

FLORALBUNNY

WHITE HAT: For the last time -- WHO IS BILL PARDY???

bun
~Bastards interrogated my turtle~

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Sunday, December 17, 2006 5:48 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

Mal: For the last time, I do not want any goat cheese!

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Monday, December 18, 2006 3:22 AM

KMS

Mal: Nice hat.
Jayne: It’s a bonnet…not floral, like yours.
Mal: You gotta stop letting the crazy girl dress you.

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Monday, December 18, 2006 6:27 AM

ASARIAN

MAL: Why, nurse, the thing is... wha... is that you... Jayne??
NURSE: Yeah, Mal, it's me. We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Monday, December 18, 2006 1:35 PM

KMS

Jayne: My Pa knitted this hat!
Mal: Uh. And it's right fine, too. Oh, look! There's the doc in trouble. Best get to savin' him.
Simon (OS): I'm fine.
Mal: Shut up, Doc. It's time for your rescue.

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Monday, December 18, 2006 3:17 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAL:"Hey look! I'm Garfield!!"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01
Time for some thrilling heroics!
poor_noel2@hotmail.com

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Monday, December 18, 2006 3:23 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Border World Doc: So how'd you smuggle in the pain killers?
Mal: Well, it was a good plan. Lemme tell ya. I injected it into...my...butt...ocks...and...and...

OR

Mal: Who are you? How much did I drink last night?
Yosaffbridge: Mr. Reynolds, I'm your wife...again.
Mal: Oh go se...

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, December 18, 2006 3:31 PM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Doc: Well, the results are in.... *pause*
Mal: Annnnnnnnndddd.....
Doc: You suck.
Mal: Meh, tah mah duh hwoon dahn.

latest vid

the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php

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Monday, December 18, 2006 6:58 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(Mal) "The Victoria's Secret is on the second level .. you can take the escalator behind me"

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Monday, December 18, 2006 7:21 PM

FLORALBUNNY

MAL: The sun came out and I walked on my feet
and heard with my ears. I ate the bits. The
bits did stay down. And I work. I function
like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll
go away. The Sun goes dark and chaos is come
again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?
DOC: I think we need to adjust your meds.
MAL: I threw up on your bed.

yep. too long. but tasty, innit?

try instead:
DOC: It should be fine. Just don't fiddle with it.

bun
~Bastards mended my turtle~

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Monday, December 18, 2006 10:26 PM

KMS

Jayne: What do you think of my cunning disguise?
Mal: You’re a… Q-tip? An Amish Q-tip?

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 4:57 AM

ASARIAN

DOC: Dilapidated?

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 4:29 PM

FLORALBUNNY

DOC: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide,
lamby-toes...

bun,
~Bastards nabbed my turtle~

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 5:21 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(Mal) "Fascinating"

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 9:48 PM

CHOO1701

Mal *thinking*: god i hope thats a sonic screwdriver hes pulling out of his pocket

and

Mal: yeah, like he can hurt me with a PEN!!!

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 10:08 PM

THEGREYJEDI

NATHAN: *thinking* Even incognito, the bloody flans would still find me and go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...man I totally shouldn't have had that reuben...I hope he doesn't smell that...did he just mention dog poo? Does this guy have a life at all? (guy still prattling nonsense) Damn you, Daniel Jackson, let me eat my Froot Loops in peace! What am I going to do for dinner? Adam better not call again, the little me and him alone dinners are getting a might creepy. Especially when he wore that little cocktail dress last time. I told him to stick with the skirt and blazer but nooOOooo...why does this guy smell like cilantro? ...I should get a dog. I'd name it-

FLAN: Well, that's how I feel about it. What do you think?

NATHAN: Huh?

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Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
http://www.cafepress.com/thegreyjedi

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006 2:56 AM

DEBBIE

Doc: and there always after me Lucky Charms.

Mal: Crazy person Isle 3.

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006 5:43 AM

CANTER

Hahaha! That's ridiculously funny!

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006 5:57 AM

THESOMNAMBULIST

Nathan: Damn it Alan! When he said there were boobs on the set, I thought he meant.....
......I'll be in my trailer.

www.cirqus.com

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006 6:29 AM

ANDMAN

After a short search, Mal suddenly realised where his two-pound black ribbed
nobler(condom) went

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

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