Firefly Quote Generator by Mavourneen

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Firefly Quote Generator

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Monday, December 18, 2006 10:52 AM

Well, on the heels of the Euphemism Generator, I've discovered a Firefly Quote Generator.

http://cubemonkey.net/quotes/

Choose Firefly from the drop down list on the left and off you go.
There's also Buffy/Angel, Futurama, Calvin & Hobbes, and Hitchhiker's Guide Quotes.

Here's the first one I got today:

Mal: "Hey, no, we'll just set course for Planet of the Lonely, Rich, and Appropriately Hygienic Man. I'll just tell Wash, we can park there for a month."

**I had forgotten this line!!!

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Monday, December 18, 2006 10:53 AM

MSG

I dearly love this and MisterG and I email each other throughout the day with quotes. Just sent
"I brought you some supper but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped...sin and hellfire... one has lepers."

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright

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Monday, December 18, 2006 11:13 AM

GLADIATOR32

River: "Little soul big world. Eat and sleep and eat... Many souls. Very straight, very simple" Mal: "Cattle on the ship three weeks, she don't go near 'em. Suddenly, we're on Jiangyin and she's got a driving need to commune with the beasts?" River: "They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see sky and they remember what they are." Mal: "Is it bad that what she just said makes perfect sense to me?"

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Monday, December 18, 2006 12:01 PM

GRIZWALD

And - woo-hoo! - they use "keens" rather than "keels" for the "Love Keeps Her" speech. I am so absolutely certain that he says "keens." "Keels" doesn't make one bitta sense. Yet I hear that the subtitle says "keels" so that's what I see an awful lot on the boards.

I feel a little bit better now.

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Monday, December 18, 2006 12:11 PM

SILENCE

Mal: "I ain't gonna kill you. Hell, I'm gonna grant your greatest wish. I'm gonna show you a world without sin."

Figures

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Monday, December 18, 2006 12:38 PM

HEWHOKICKSALOT

It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round. Unfortunately, some are pedaling in the wrong direction...

Keels refers to a ship capsizing. Firefly and Serenity obviously utilizes a lot of sea terminology. Just wanted to help you out.

"These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me."

Rob O.

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Monday, December 18, 2006 12:56 PM

LITTLEALBATROSS29

MAv - where do you find such things ??
My quote is :

Wash: (to a jar with a cow fetus, mock-serious) "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..."

I just love Mr.Hoban Washburn !

Bryce
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Monday, December 18, 2006 1:36 PM

GRIZWALD

Yeah, but a ship in trouble doesn't keel. She might keen - cry, wail - if she were hurting, but she wouldn't keel. I agree with you that that is where the confusion lies, however.

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Monday, December 18, 2006 1:45 PM

BLACKSHAMROCK5

Book: "He said, 'Live with a man forty years, share his house, his meals, speak on every subject... then tie him up and hold him over the volcano's edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man.' "
Simon: "What if you don't live near a volcano?" Book: "I expect he was being poetical." Simon: "Sadistic crap legitimized by florid prose. Tell me you're not a fan."
Book: "I'm just wondering if they were. The people who did this to your sister."

...Well thats good enough for me

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Monday, December 18, 2006 2:39 PM

JLIN

I love this...mine is:

Zoe: "We don't want to go to patience." Mal: "Why?" Zoe: "She shot you." Mal: "Well, yeah, she did a bit..."

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Monday, December 18, 2006 2:42 PM

JONGSSTRAW

Thanks for the link!....that site is gonna get a real workout from me....more Firefly fun stuff to do during the long workday. Do I even work anymore?....I have a vague memory of that activity ....something to do in between Firefly viewings.

How drunk was I?

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Monday, December 18, 2006 3:04 PM

RMMC

Quote:
Originally posted by Grizwald:
Yeah, but a ship in trouble doesn't keel. She might keen - cry, wail - if she were hurting, but she wouldn't keel. I agree with you that that is where the confusion lies, however.

It could be the usual Joss short-hand. She could keel over if she were in trouble.

And my quote is:

Jayne: "I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me!" (Mal aims toward Jayne in an attempt to free him) Jayne: "Well don't shoot me FIRST!"

I do like that bit.

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Monday, December 18, 2006 3:36 PM

GRAYALBATROSS

WOOT!

Zoe: "Is that Jayne? Is that really him? Wash, pinch me, I must be dreaming!"

tee hee

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When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

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Monday, December 18, 2006 3:47 PM

PENGUIN

Mal: "Zoe, ship is yours. ...you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and rescue me!"

Zoe: "What? And risk my ship?"

King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa

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Monday, December 18, 2006 4:15 PM

DARKJESTER

Quote:
Originally posted by Grizwald:
Yeah, but a ship in trouble doesn't keel. She might keen - cry, wail - if she were hurting, but she wouldn't keel. I agree with you that that is where the confusion lies, however.

I always heard "keens" as well, and that's what's in the Visual Companion.

Book: "This is precision work; sharpshooters. From the look of these wounds, I'd say a 54-R sniper rifle. Laser sights." Jayne: "Do a lot of shooting at the abbey there, Shepard?" Book: "Rabbits."

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Monday, December 18, 2006 4:38 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

Ha, this is pretty much the coolest thing ever!
I got a good one:

Zoe: "If she can fly this thing, why'd she take the shuttle?" Wash: "Maybe she likes shuttles. Some people juggle geese!"

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

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Monday, December 18, 2006 5:34 PM

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Kaylee: "These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I-- how 'bout that!"
Mal: "Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable."
Kaylee: "Yessir, Captain Tight Pants."

And how I do love those tight pants! Thanks for sharing this Mavourneen!

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Monday, December 18, 2006 6:16 PM

DREAMWALKER

Here's mine:

Bandit #1: "And I think maybe you're gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the missus." (Husband) Jayne: "Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature." (Wife) Mal: "How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?" (Husband) Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (Wife) Mal: "You are not the man I met a year ago." (they suddenly draw their guns on the bandits, Mal slowly pulling his bonnet off) Mal: "Now think real hard. You been bird-dogging this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?

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Monday, December 18, 2006 7:47 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Grizwald:

And - woo-hoo! - they use "keens" rather than "keels" for the "Love Keeps Her" speech. I am so absolutely certain that he says "keens." "Keels" doesn't make one bitta sense. Yet I hear that the subtitle says "keels" so that's what I see an awful lot on the boards.
of Firefly Links.

Yep, it's definitely "keens".

keen - verb; lament; express emotion, express feelings; give verbal or other expression to one's feelings.

Mine from the quote machine:

Zoe: "So.. Trap?" Mal: "Trap." Zoe: "We goin' in?" Mal: "Ain't nothin' but a few hours out." Wash: "But, remember the part where it's a trap?"

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 2:22 AM

BROWNCOAT1

May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Thanks for posting this link!

Here is what I got:

Zoe: "You paid money for this, sir? On purpose?"

Mal: "What? Come on, seriously, Zoe. Whaddya think?"

Zoe: "Honestly, sir? I think you got robbed."

Mal: "Robbed? What? No. What do you mean?"

Zoe: "It's a piece of fei-oo." [fei-oo. = junk]

Mal: "Fei-oo? Okay, she won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she's solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die."

Zoe: "Cause it's a deathtrap."

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 5:18 AM

JLIN

Here's mine for today:

Operative: "Are you willing to die for that belief?" Mal: (beat) "Yes." (He and the Operative draw on each other. Mal fires first, disarming the Operative.) " 'Course, that ain't exactly plan A."

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 6:19 AM

MAVOURNEEN

Mal: "You woulda kissed her too!" Zoe: "Wash didn't." Mal: "But she was naked! And... articulate!" Wash: "Okay. Everyone NOT talking about their sex lives, in here. Everyone else, elsewhere."

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 7:33 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Mal: "Ain't no way in the verse they could find that compartment, even if they were lookin' for it."
Zoe: "Why?"
Mal: "... cause?"
Zoe: "Oh yeah, this is going to go great."

Serenity,
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 8:40 AM

DTUCK

Mal: "Had a good day."
Simon: "You had the alliance on you, criminals and savages, half the people on this ship have been shot or wounded, including yourself, and you're harboring known fugitives."
Mal: "We're still flyin'."
Simon: "That's not much."
Mal: "It's enough."

Good quote to start the day with.

also...

River: "No power in the 'verse can stop me."

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006 6:19 AM

JLIN

Once again--I love this thing:

Operative: "That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She's an albatross, Captain." Mal: "Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck... till some idiot killed it." (to Inara) "Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."

Thank Universal for airing Firefly in HD at
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 8:13 AM

SAVEWASH

Now I am learning about scary.

It is kind of fun. Here's mine:

Early (drifting): "Well... here I am..."

That's how I feel today.

"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."

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Thursday, December 21, 2006 3:54 PM

ASORTAFAIRYTALE

I was clicking this for longer than I care to disclose yesterday...it's just too fun!

River: "He didn't lie down. They never lie down."

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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.

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